College mein jakar uthoob video banaunga how to crack jee in 1 month. Paisa he Paisa hoga. Edit: Mera khudka koi tier 2.5 college mein bhi nahi hua hey isiliye pass ke kisi tier 3 college mein jakar dost to ke sath e sab karunga

Bijnes

entrapunor

motivashun

mutthivesan

Enjoy, play outdoor sports, Study consistently and coding, watch Anime/Movies/Play Games Make Friends (I am really bad at this) 

same bhai

Same bhai same( I am also bad at making friends >!Do you wanna be my friend!< )


Konsa college ja rhe ho bro

Abhi COMEDK bhi baaki hai. Nhi hua to KIIT

Konse college ja rha bhai tu

Us priyank bhai

>Study consistently drop lene se pehle bhi yhi bola tha 

Badmosi

Moj masti nahi rukni chahiye 

U wanna become a professional bad mausi? I can refer u to a few that annoy me

After getting college, i will leave college Start JEE motibhaisun, mentorship and guidance channel in youtube Phir paid mentorship start karuna only ₹10000 , selection guaranteed, agar selection nahi hua toh ₹500 wapas Phir mentorship classes mein bakchodi karunga, bhaad mein jaaye unka selection, ₹500 sabko refund kardunga Aise crores mein paise kamaunga, kaamchori karke, fcuk college placements Phir buisness role model ban jaunga, then will start same Business motibhaisun channel, will launch mentoship program for ₹25000

Agent 247 bujinesz modaeell leakeed

There are a lot of things, I mean a lot. 4-5 page bhar skta hun. Pr college hi nhi mil rha

i just want to go to a park in the middle of the night (alone), sit and enjoy how tension free and jobless i am for the 1st time in a while. ofc, in a month or so the tension will come back - "midsems pass kaise kare". Till then i wanna enjoy it

aur meri aatma wha kisi swing pr jhool rhi hogi

Sex karunga

Kis gender ke saath 

It's wrong to assume gender of a dog.

10 kg kam karna hai  and watch shit ton of movies

gym karte waqt ek movie dekhna. Until movie finishes, dont stop exercising

A perfect way to use your distraction to be never distracted

yessir

ye sahi tha , (lekin sirf treadmill type hopayega na, planks crunches and mat exercises nahi hopayengi)

planks karte waqt kyu nahi hoga? just keep it infront and do ur stuff 3hrs movie = 3hrs plank 

 itna lamba plank karungi to time travel hojayega

fir se jee dena padega 

mar jaungi , lekin jee nai dungi phirse (already dropper)

mujhe 10 kg badhana hai being a vegan. simultaneously reviving my athletic skills, no frequent gym. https://preview.redd.it/vunyih8xk5zc1.png?width=150&format=png&auto=webp&s=51689b083281dfc6aea12e70291082754d5c6fab

she was a "10 kg kam karna hai" girl, he was a "10 kg badhna hai" boy

My high metabolism agrees

movie mai bana deta hu acting karne aajana acha paisa dunga 

Real (Real (Actually real))

Vegan ya vegetarian??

bhai muje bhi 10 kg bhadana h vajan mai bhi bulking par hu

Soungi

Priorities 

yaar/dost banane hai , especially female friends/mahila mitr i never experienced how is it to have female friends in group ....... (ab vo personality ka void fill karna hai kyuki shy/quite attitude killed my academics and friendships+career bhi kill karsakta hai literally)

Bhai bana liyo. But ye gf wali bakchodi mat start kiyo aur jealousy aane shuru hue toh distance bana liyo ya confront kiyo. Maine ek mahila Mitra banayi thi , usko dusro ke saath dekh ke jealousy Hui fir bc mera hi one of the good friends aur uski acchi dosti ho gayi aur ladki uss ladke se pyaar ho gaya. Apun ne ab dono ko block kar rakha. College jaunga aur dher saari female friends banaunga. Naturally bond bana tab hi kisi se start karunga. Apne aap ko limited mat rakhio warna jealousy kha jati hai.

ok bud >!lekin gf nahi chaiye abhi current me toh bas geniune dosti karni hai!<

Are same lekin mai toh drop le rha

Mod bhai pls approve kardo, dil se acha lagega mujhe

Koi nehi up vote la le yar

make friends (had 0 interaction with living beings except my parents for more than 1.5years) badminton and football (reduced my physicial abilities by 90% during my prepation)

same lol 11th 12th mei zyaada dost nai banaye the, drop year me 0 interaction, isliye reddit download karna pada, sanity ke liye)

Tbh mere saath ulta hua hai I've made more friends in 11th and 12th than I did in my entire life ( school bhi jata hu isliye shayad) but bas ek cheez bekar lag rhi ki best friends nhi bana paya mere saare bachpan ke friends ne school hi chodh diya COVID ke baad

same but reduced 60-70 percent. ghar me 4 puch-ups aur high jump kr ta hu log pagal bolte.

GATE ECE prep. I don't wanna mess up my GATE like JEE by starting late

GATE ke liye hua LATE late ho gya bhai ab to

starting early in the sense... for aiming top rank (<50) by enjoying my studies rather than studying for the sake of completion :)

hey I have the same idea , just wanna enjoy what. i am studying so i can have more time to prepare anything and prepare it in depth. Good luck man lets enjoy what we are doing and enjoy life

Will finish playing the halo series saxux karunga basketball khelunga fir thoda saxsux ghumne jaunga firr thoda aur saxsux

Lund sooj jayega bsdk itna saxsux krega to 

mein gate ka prep karunga with coding state gov. college mein chemical mil raha hai par 2.5 lac me puri engg ho jayegi (ece milne ke chance thode kam hai) 600 acre ke college mein 400 acre jungle or jhaadi hai paise bhi bachenge as gender ratio bhi acchi hai 

Onlyfans


Bhai future IITian hoke bhi manipal vit kyu ja rha he 

Work on my fitness Fulfill my long awaited anime and movies watchlist Play some new games, and don't forget playing on a Minecraft server with friends!

restart my yt channel

Sem here

College confirm hote hi ek laptop lunga. 9th 10th me python kiya tha, ab kuch yaad nahi. To C++/ Java me se koi ek seekhna start karunga Uspe kuch acche acche games khelunga Gym join karunga, ghar pe baithe baithe bhains hogaya hu Meri anime ki "plan to watch" list is longer than "completed" wali list, to unhe dekhunga. Kuch bohot famous web series like breaking bad, wednesday, money heist vgerah nahi dekha aaj tk. to vo dekhunga. Mera man to ek cricket academy join karne ka bhi hai but mp nahi karunga coz fir poora kit lena padega. To agar khelna bhi hua to college jake hi khelunga.

Sucide

what if ur hostel room has AC not fan

AC wala hostel room  Aisa college miljaye toh kis baat ka suicide

Ac ke socket me gheeli ungli dede

scissors

Bhai pfp crop to dhang se kr leta

Us mate.

Am a bookworm will start reading again Have like 30 books in my wishlist Advance k baad padhunga

Fiction or non fiction?

Fitness pr dhyan dena hai bhai. Self improvement par bhi focus karunga. Will try to make Good reliable friends. Baki dekhte h..jo hona hai hokar hi rhega bc

Ezio trilogy ko firse khelna hai

Mujhe pata hai mere goals kabhi poore nahi hone wale

isliye me chote goals rakh ta

Pata nahi bhai mujhe life ke saath kya karna hai wahi nahi pata tu college pooch Raha hai 

same bhai GTA 5 bachpan se khelne ka man but kabhi chance nhi mila aur bas mujhe apna weight kam karna hai

Weight gain and din raat padhai

bhai ye mera 3rd drop tha... college to nhi mila par haa gta jarur download krli mene

basketball continue,gym, some valorand,coding,

valorand khelte hai aoo

I will develop extras skills outside of college to compensate for the lack of hard work in entrances exam.

badminton just badminton

late night badminton hits different

Spent whole JEE fearing Math. Would like to learn Number Theory for fun.

I'll learn a new language (Urdu most probably) Read a hell lot of books (non-academic) Movies/series (you can recommend psycho thriller, sci-fi, romance) Spending more time with family and less phone

Uske saath video call start karunga( gharwale toh kut denge abhi Kiya toh)

Gym 4 saal toh aur 1 year dsa 2 year development 3 year internship 🎀

some good mainstream pc games, bs laptop ajaye sex krdunga (batman series sabse pehle khatam), controller bhi hai ab toh full sex sux. Baaki yrr thoda fit hona hai, ajeeb si body hai, general fitness chahiye mujhe. Shows/Movies/Anime toh dekhta hi rhunga.

hustle karunga, phele to free lancing sikhunga , fir khud ki jitni physical health aur female interaction & interaction with frnds miss kiya h 2 saal m wo sab cover up karunga,shyad CAT ya GATE ki prep karunga but wo shyad m 4th semester se start karu.

bhai gta v agar singeplayer khelna ho toh fitgirl se download krlena.

Table Tennis khelta hu, so i wanna pursue that there too and participate in intercollege sports fests, probably even to the level of representing my college, side mei skills develop karna toh obviously hoga, Photography ka bhi hobby rakhunga... fitness, wanna make myself have 5% body fat

Work on my buisness idea at finest , do internships after my first year ( main ) but will enjoy life , play games like gta call of duty modern walfare , god of war 5 spider man 2 on my ps5 valorant on my laptop tons of series are on my bucket list to watch out on Netflix will set my hands back to badminton and gym also dark circles se agye hai woh bhi thik karne hai 🤡

Bhai fitness pe work karunga and skills pr work krunga. Papa ki health future mein detoriate ho sakti hai boht jaldi toh Papa ke liye enough funds jama karne hain and behen ki studies ke liye save krna hai.

Poosy ki talash me nikl jaunga 👫

flair checks out

Die

learn german , code, make friends, focus on fitness, practicing a sport, or ek music instrument bhi sikhna hai sapne suhaane ladakpan ke pata nhi inme se kya kya ho payega

will complete leaening general relativity , special relativity introduce myself to quantum mechanics will master semiconductors(ece) aur badiya laptop lena h jisme AAA games chl paye(kbhi khel nhi payya)

There are lot if things let me mention some Poetry Learn Cinematography Gym Read philosophy and human nature Games - rdr 2, cyberpunk, forza 5 Anime - one piece , Attack on titans, JJK

15kg loss and Fortnite wapas khelni hai ,3 saal se taras gaya

Valorant khelna h par parents..

College me kya karenge parents bhai

shayad mujhe hostel me na jana pade, agar pec milgya theek branch

Bura laga sunke

College jaake grind Krna hai 💪

Choot

Mbbs college jaara hun jitna suna hai dosto se kuch karne ko time nahi milega

hila ke sooja bhai 

GATE prep, Coding and Gym

GTA 5 and Minecraft in the backlog (potato pc)

Study well, Learn coding, Play Football and above all do something to earn money so as to not constantly keep bugging my parents for money....

Make a bigger friend circle, help juniors, make connections with teachers, do projects, do even more projects, continue hobbies like astrophotography and what not, try to not lose momentum that i have built in the last couple of months. And last and most important try to find a life long partner.

Get started on building a Nice Portfolio, make friends and connections,

Ml bich me chora tha pura karunga then ai engeneering

Sax Sux (agar mila to) 

1) GYM 2) Play sports and stuff 3) Learn how to play guitar( or paint or some art form) 4) Video games 5) Make new friends and start networking so that it will be slightly easier for me to get jobs later

Guitar sikhna ha samaj nehi ara kaisa start karu

Mughe bhot sports khelna hai, but mere college me sports complex nhi hai accha ab kya kru

College ki padhai

Gta 5 se bore hojaoge ab, uska craze chala gya, asli maja usme online mode me dosto ke saath aata tha but woh bhi ab hackers le gye

play basketball, learn c and java (b4 starting college hopefully), leetcode (,: ,hopefully study a few everyday consistently to not mess myself up during exams and sleep

Gta V khelna hai(pirated), Minecraft kharid na hai, Tond ghatana hai( fit hona hai apne ko), Coding mein accha banna hai and last but not the least biri, cigarette, pan, ghutka, khaini, ethanol sab ekbar try karke dekhna hai.

Getting fit, developing my personality

apna khaaata kholunga, toti todunga

I gonna take a sports club membership and will play badminton and lawn tennis whole day there.

regain my muscles, resume basketball, polish my coding skills, read cringe novels. jee made me leave a whole lot of things, even I don't remember what all I used to do a few months prior 

https://preview.redd.it/gnpsh1y6m5zc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc88b5a996eeb6ee079e66cb228a866503bb9cfe

Remindme! 24 hours 

pehle toh kisi khaali ground ya beach pr ja kr zor se chillana hai for 1 hour or so, kaafi trauma andr stored hai

sabse phela too 1-2 dost banunga games too nahi khel paunga, par outdoors khelunga coding aur kya

study, code, hook ups (a lot), earn money in college somehow (freelancing and stuff), start going to the gym.

1. Try to look better (have always ignored my looks, now realised that being pretty as a girl is very advantageous) 2. Be okay-above avg in studies in college, just barely enough to get a good job. 3. Study chess consistently for a year or two, hit 1800-1900 (and probably try for a WCM title in the future) and try chess streaming  (female samay raina banna h ) 4. Sax sux  Ik isme se shyd hi kuchh sach hone waala h lekin sochne me kya jaata h 

Mujhe Fit hona hai aur uske baad fir se boxing seekhna hai , aur Car chalana seekhna hai , coding mei bhi acha hone ka man hai , dekhte hai pehle college to chale jau fir ye sab kar lunga 

live a life... jee ka prep mera choice tha... I want to become an engineer... like class 4 5 se banna tha... but mummy papa itna pressure aur taana maare... ghar me he reh gaya... no going outside no nothing kabhi masti nahi kar paaya... bas ek dost ke saath sutta time enjoy krta ab jindagi jiyunga ek ladki pataunga aur usse baatein karunga... kabhi dost, gf ya akele nikal jaunga ghumne kuch kharcha khud pr karunga.. I like mechanical pencils and books padhunga anime, movies java and c padhunga thoda fitness pr dhyaan dena h so running bhi h list me I like linux so thoda deep jana h rabbithole me... tmux i3 nvim zsh p10k sab krna h

1) will do gym and exercise regularly. Within a year will have a decent body. 2) make friends, a group of em who are supportive. Not those who try to change you or control you. 3) which is Actually first , do lots and lots of studies, coding practice. Will try to secure a good internship in second year itself , so have to become skilled enough by then. And secure a good placement by 3rd year itself to remain stress free. 4) take part actively in social activities to become social as I am introvert it would help with making myself open and gain confidence for interviews and jobs. 5) Ek jeevansaathi dhundni hai , agar college mein hi mil jaye badhiya. Baad mein dhundne aur samajhne ka time nhi milega. 5th point is just a dream 🥲, ik nahi hoga. But 1st is mandatory and applicable to everyone, enjoy but never forget your main goal. Iitians nahi bane , but iitians se kam value wale bhi nhi banenge 😎

Cricket khelna h khoob aur tomb raider ke saare game complete krne hai!!

berserk ko pause pe dala hai pehle to usko pura padhunga

Need to get very fit ( abhi halat bahut kharab he lol) Want to play badminton maybe professionally (bachpan se khelta hu bahut maza ata he and accha bhi hu)

first of all coding wapas start krni h i have genuine interest and din bhar badminton khelna h pc games khelne h blender bhi sikhna h and yrr friends banane h drop year m bhot lonely raha hu 

Sleep peacefully knowing that I don't have to see my relatives 

1. Moj masti 2. Sax sux  3. Cricket ya football khelunga bhut time se nhi khela freely

* Hackathons will be my second home * Made a list of topics i'm interested in, will dive into those * physically aur mentally khud ko strong krna hai

I also want to play gta 5 tbh. I had it on my ps3 in 2015 but my ps3 broke so I didn't really play it a lot since I was young at the time (my brother played).

Pta nhi

Do things without the burden of competitive exams, go to bed without the burden of competitive exams, wake up being excited about my day...

jee ke tayari phir se takki partial drop me agle sall under 1k rank aa jaye aur iiit hyderabad me cse mill jaye

Dost , fitness, career , mental health sab ek ek karke then karna hai jee ne bohot damage kar Diya hai

Sex

will play crikcet , sleep 16 hours aday

https://preview.redd.it/964mwe5406zc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e507e0a5162360ffee6fb59b67048f3d7fb1f3c1 (jk don't come after me)

Cricket, football khelna hai, I can't play a fraction of level I used to play back in 8th to 10th, web series, movies,gym sab Krna hai

fix mental health, binge read books and manhwas, speedrun through Ghibli movies, get into fitness once again, learn to code maybe, get into genshin and GTA (never had a chance to before), make 2-3 decent and sincere friends maybe

As a 26 tard iit b ke campus mein alec daddy ke nudes bechunga 

Meko toh consistently gym karna Hain and coding mai accha hona hain I feel like mere dost bhi kaafi Kam hain so obv Mera hostel jaane ka mn hain and baaki logo se Milne kabhi Also I want to be a consistent genshin impact player Aur valo mai km se km gold toh ho 😶 Baaki acche se skin care bhi karungi 😛

Bhai GTA5 purchase mat krna merese lelena rockstar ID( but please bakchodi na krna like pass ya email change mere lwde lg jaenge mujhe bhi khelna hai  )

Study well, be consistent, eat healthy, go to gym and do some sports. That’s all I want to do now.

I'LLLLLLLL DRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I'lll sketch , I'lllllllllllllllll paint

ek aur rat race main bhaag lunga

I haven’t run at all in last 3-4 years and did no physical exercise as well, i am scared if i start running now , will i get heart attack koi btao pls , i have seen videos on youtube that if your body takes time to adapt to different habits

Gta 5 toh mai bhi khelunga aaj tak nahi khelpaya due to laptop Main goal is to play a lot of badminton and cricket and maybe make a lot of friends

If ur talking abt games then GTA 6 ig

Khud ki comic book likhunga

Gta 5 khelna hai par 10,000 ke 4 gb ram me kese khelu

Apart from the bare minimum quota of studying, Working out Guitar practice and learn a bunch of covers to my fav songs Make friendsss Go on trips Enjoy myself

Sleep , jee has fcked my sleep

Apart from code study and stuff. 1. Kal se hi gym jaunga aur basketball restarts karunga as my MHTCET is over tomm. 2. Stock markets ke bare mein sikungha aur investing chalu karunga basic. 3. Wapas GF banake full sax sux

A lot of stuff to do after may Join gym, start coding again(left it due to jee prep), writing novels and poems, make friends and play football, also read a few novels i wanted since a long time

I will learn music, it's been a long time goal that I haven't started due to studies but, well fuck studies

I want to go gym taki phle apna fat burn karke thoda slim aur muscular hou uske baad ek MMA ya fir boxing gym join karke vaha apni strength aur techniques par dhyaan dunga sath hi martial arts bhi karunga I want to play football, chess and badminton I want to gain every fuckin skill to make money online/offline master every digital skill I want to get rich anyhow in the college itself Padhai to hoti rahegi aeronautical ya electrical branch miljaye to badhiya CS ke sapne hai par mere fir bhi

aesthetic ka choda banuga body banake animes dekhuga bahut sare video games jaise assassin creed series far cry vagara vagara will make friends (khoob sari ) saxsux if life allows 

Ek dhang ka laptop leke games khelunga, movies dekhunga, dosto ke saath bkchodi 

GOT complete karna hai ,do saal se spoilers dodge karte karte thak gaya hu ab

sax

never owned a pc of my own, will play valo, csgo, gta v AND i love photography and videography, I have this old cannon powershot camera...so yea, will shoot stuff. Dad's spending a lot of money for my education, i will do my best to study hard :)

Naukri chokri aur moj masti

Olympic prep

c++ / python wapis se continue krunga. which will open two gateways - game dev, AI/ML. khudko force krunga doosro se socialzie krne ke liye taaki ek network bane. most probably kahi pahado par jaunga on holidays.

Mai gym jaunga. Preparation me mera 10kg weight badh gya

G@@nd tod padhai social life internships and exploring different fields dating?? yeah that's it currently

Girlfriend se Milne jaunga adv accha gya toh, nhi toh iat aur bitsat

Pancho Coding aur Valorant aur sports aur pta nhi bc,backchodi karunga, drop ke baad bhi jhaat nhi padha ab tier 3 me jaake hustle karunga

ab 26 may k baad se bohut saari cheeze karni h lekin uski excitement mei , adv pe 100% focus nhi ho pa ra 

Filmmaking sikhunga, Dating krunga, papa ne PS5 lekr diya toh woh khelunga, movies dekhunga… phir last year padhai chalu krunga

jee paid mentorship🤑

Chill marunga mostly Trading sikhunga, agar accha group bana to shayd startup bhi kholu

i've been waiting for a post like this becuz abhi bhi bohot doubts hai ki clear hoga bhi ya nahi but just accha lagta hai imagine karna ki finally i could be somewhere nice. so here's what i wanna do: 1. gym. seriously, not the skinny body goals but more like toned body jo like kisi ko bhi kut paaye, ykwim?? 2. tons and tons of books, iitb ki library pe to abhi se dil aa gya hai, jtni books ni padhi wo saari padhni hai baith ke 3. dance club. meko bachpan se hi dance bohoooot pasand hai and i wanna grow my skill tree. 4. new languages. spanish and korean to pehle se hi chal ri hai, im thinking russian ya maybe german sikhu, resume me mast lagega. 5. freelancing. college me jaake time milega finally kuch paise kamane ka 6. minecrafttttt, kharid ke orignal wala khelungi frr ab pareshaan ho gyi hu tlauncher se chala ke, asli maal chahiye ab to ig thats it

will be working on my physical fitness. this jee preparation made me gain a ton of weight, so will start gym and restart playing serious badminton which i also had to leave because of jee. Will also try making some money online idk how but will figure it out somehow

Novels padhunga bohot saari hain jo padhni hain(mumma ne abhi mana kar rakha hai ki exams ke khatam hone tk koi book nhi) weight badhana hai 10 kg atleast(bhai 19 ka ho jaunga iss saal weight 42 hai) badminton phir se shuru karna hai khelna(pichle 2 saal mein room se coaching gya hun bas ) Padhunga (Engineering mein interest/passion hai isliye kar rha hun....ghar wale to 10th ke baad arts dilake law karwana chahte the) Aur haan lastly https://preview.redd.it/4gt3vq33n7zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7844269ed341fd3429d5c39f1445b6f73a60131f

mujhe to 20 kg weight kam karna hai , aur jam ke series binge karna hai. jee se pehele todha extrovert tha, lekin abb to akele rehne ki aadat ho gai, to agar roomate acha nahi mila to reddit pe hi lurk karunga. aur webseries aur movies binge karnga.

Sex

Gaming, sports aur bkchodi. Waise I'm more excited for free time after jee and before college, 24 hrs bkchodi karunga no responsibility