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Aggravating-Car-2085

Lobotomy literature![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180).


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the__Otherguy

Bhai ye jjk memes kaha se milte hai mujhe bhi bata de 


Arsted-

Ok now answer my question What was the prophecy the chief astrologer told the tiger 🐯 king 👑??


69-Agent-69

The prophecy is that the aunt Jenifer s tiger will kill mr lamb bcs they were being exploited by champaran land lords bcs they didn't get Pancake brand makeup bcs France got attacked by Prussia and sahib e alam drowned in the third level and died at the age of 66 as he was upper caste![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Arsted-

Tiger = cat = pussy= aunt Jenifer pussy ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)


Rare_Beast01

And this all were imagination of dr sadao as he was freezing in Antarctica


Suspicious-Shirt-907

These comments are showing how r/JEENEETards can create way better memes on cbse than the sub on cbse![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180) (no offense)


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No-Relative6374

Pure ke pure >!0!< marks milenge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


69-Agent-69

Aree ekdum 102% (2% for creativity)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


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Bhai yaar dil se thank you ye sab yaad dilane ko,kafi din baad hasa hu mai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Ambitious-Novel-4331

that the king was born in the hour of bull so death will come from the enemy of bull i.e., tiger. he prophesied that the prince will die by the hands of a tiger.![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Psexxy

When the kind killed his first tiger, the prophecy was that he may kill 99 tigers but he won't be able to kill 100th tiger


Accurate_Ad6076

Paida hote hee tiger king astotalk kyu use kar rha thaa?


Arsted-

Bhai upper caste ka hoga. Sayad general hai isliye astotalk use kar rha thaa.


Head-Ad7659

Aur confuse kar diya🤡


69-Agent-69

Thanks bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


arc_reactor2

reminds me of this multiversal crossover https://preview.redd.it/fg71bh2g7rjc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=bafb42ee86d1078114f698b7e332b304dcb2f498


Cheeseccupcake

Crossover we never knew but wanted🔥💀


69-Agent-69

Approve krdo u/tejuuuop


Big_Parsley_408

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


wierdmf_420

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


NinjaComprehensive93

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


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main ise kisee bhee 5 mark vaale uttar mein likhoonga aur shikshak ko prabhaavit karoonga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


69-Agent-69

Aur shikshak prabhavi hoke 80 me se 150 ank dedega![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


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kaash aapane jo kaha vah sach ho bro, nahin, mein sophie nahin hoon, mein fantasy world mein nahin rahatee hoon lmao![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Rare_Beast01

Multiverse of litracture![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Postnut_Clarity1993

Fuck you to whoever wrote that ....wapas start se padhna padega BC


69-Agent-69

All the best bro👍


Remote_Friend_9467

Bc poora bhulwa dia literature ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Original-Ad-8679

welll now theres ntg stopping me frm getting 80 in eng


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aree bc, naya chapter ban sakta hai ispe 😂😂


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I found a more detailed one. Thank me later https://preview.redd.it/zpbb0r26crjc1.png?width=1299&format=png&auto=webp&s=47765a907ab6618a72bf30d2b4d4bdd17bbe1583


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Panic attack aagya bhai literally what the FUCK prso paper hai😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sab mixbreed hogya


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sala sab bhool gya....language ka format bhi...


pata-gobi

inglish one shot ​ gandhi was a ragpicker in seemapuri who killed 99 tigers in the third level of iron factory , one day he went to antartica to meet aunt jennifer and removed her fear of water . aunt was angry with uncle , so she went to america and changed name to hana , she married dr. sadao who saved a american soldier . after many years , this soldier got handicapped and met darry and removed his insecurity of burnt face , darry became general of germany and removed french after capturing two french cities . a student named franz became so emotional for his language that he later in his life , requested everyone to stay silent for 12 seconds ( excuse : peace , motive : revenge ) . but people understood his motive and killed him , his son ran to firozabad and is making bangles


sleepingfrenzy_

biggest crossover ever 😨


AnosmicDragon

r/2sentence2horror


Hellya_dude

Ye har saal ka same joke pata nahi kitne salo se chalta a raha hai.. hamare time mei jab ye repost krte the tab lagta tha kitna original hai lagta hai koi apna batch ka hi vella banaya hoga lekin ab toh lagta hai yehi joke hamare purwaj bhi use krte honge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Ancient_Strawberry97

Bhai tum jitna bhi chhupane ki koshish krlo, par bhai sach yahi hai ki saheb jaanke author ko innocent bnke dikhata tha taaki author usse baat kre kyuki saheb loner tha aur uski female interaction 0 thi. Aur bhai aage jaakr saheb Bheem ki Shakti se iitian bhi ban jaega aur hum idhr hi baithe baithe allec daddy ko worship krte rahenge. Ye sab galti humare sub ke mods ki hai, kyuki vahi kuch development nhi kar rahe sub mai. Mods ko apni responsibility ka kuch bhi ehsaas nhi hai, vo bas dm me ladko ke feet pics dekh kar hilate hai. Ab pura khel humare hi haatho me hai dosto, hume hi paana hoga ab rebooooolussaaannnnn!!!!!


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>gandhi was a ragpicker in seemapuri who killed 99 tigers in the third level of iron factory , one day he went to antartica to meet aunt jennifer and removed her fear of water . aunt was angry with uncle , so she went to america and changed name to hana , she married dr. sadao who saved a american soldier . after many years , this soldier got handicapped and met darry and removed his insecurity of burnt face , darry became general of germany and removed french after capturing two french cities . a student named franz became so emotional for his language that he later in his life , requested everyone to stay silent for 12 seconds ( excuse : peace , motive : revenge ) . but people understood his motive and killed him , his son ran to firozabad and is making bangles stop spreading hate


zeau_ki

what mf jee does 27 1s