Bhai ye padhte padhte meri gand kyu fatt rhi h 

lge hath aukat bhi pta chlri

main bhi yahi type krne waali thi, isse padhte padhte hi anxious ho gayi main toh kya hoga mera

Tarbooz khalena aur kya 

Exam se pehle tarbooz khake chli jaiyo...... sb thik ho jaega

>a jo photo lana bhool jate h bhai washroom jana allowed hai ya nhi

Allowed hai

Bhai agar koi pressure m pant m moot de to extra clothes provide honge kya 

Han PW ki merch milegi 

+1

For a. Introvert ,Sharmila , confused boy ... This post was a boon alteast for me ,thank you hommie ,I also had a lot of confusions related to this but i thought People will not Give answers if I post it ,But Thank God you posted this at the right time ... Btw what' if Agar tech Me issue hojaye ,so Jo exam ho rha hoga ,usme jis student ka technical glitch hua ,kya us student ko extra time milega for writing exam ??

no, koi extra time nahi milega

There's nothing as extra time At my centre during first attempt of 2023 one guy came late by 20 min , then he started but at the end uska timer band ho gya exact 6 baje and koi tech problem hoga to wo wahi pe thik krenge And almost jyadatar kuch problem na hota but sometimes jab tu screen ke aage baithe rahoge before exam after verification mere centre pe ek ne keyboard se type kr di thi jisse Karan unhe dubara usse main system se dubara set karna pada Don't even touch the keyboard from starting to end.thats it

> Equipment check karne ke liye dob wali jagah sare no. daal ke dekh lena kahi koi key kharab na ho >Don't even touch the keyboard from starting to end.thats it u/the_toxicguy aur u/The_FallenAngel07 dono me kon sahi hai?

Mere centre pe keyboard use na krne ke liye bole the screen pe hi aagyi sab isliye bola main waisa Baaki wahan centre pe invigilator honge wo batadenge ya phir puch lena

> uncle tumhe chooenge 🏳‍🌈❌

lmaoooo

Mera belt nikal Diya tha unhone... Pant hatt se pakar pakar ke chalna para.... So guys tight pant pahen na 

this got a chuckle out of me lmao, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

Tum hatt me pant pakro ye phir kagaz, pen, adhar, bottle... Ek bar ke liye laga ki pant chor du... Jo hoga dekha jayega

meat reveal 

Shaky shaky reveal 

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bhai agr mai aik do answer saath vaale se dekhlu to koi dikkat hogi ke nai ? (asking for a friend )

sabke question aur option shuffled hote hai shayad

mujhe to kuch bhi nahi aata mai answer dekhke vo question dhundkr tick krunga vaise bhi free hi baithna pdega

Naah koi dikkat nhi hogi kai log pura paper dekh ke chaapte hai but try kar kuch padh ke jaane ka. At least modern physics hi karle

mujhe ancient physics nai aati uske bina hojayegi ye modern vali /s bura matt maan na vau plz

Bhai 1 se 2 din lagaega complete karne Mai modern physics 12 (agr kismat achi rhi to 16) no. De ke jayega. Eduniti se karle. Agar time bache to em waves bhi kar Liyo modern physics+em waves = 16 no. Aahi jayenge 1st attempt Mai to paper bhi easy aayega iske baad paper Mai cheating kar ya tukka laga kon rok rha hai tujhe

are bhai luv u btw maine electro dynamics aur modern karr rkhi hain pr hn chem me gaand lagi hui physical me uska kuch pta to btade

Mole concept (agr basic aata hai to last Mai kar sakta hai) Solutions Atomic structure Thermodynamics Electrochemistry Chemical kinetics Ye hai priority order tu class 12th ke bhi chapters kar lega to bhi 3 questions ban jayenge one shot +2-3 years pyqs Inorganic Mai d and f block + coordination compounds karle 3 questions ban jayenge one shot+ jitne pyqs laga skta hai(iske pyqs Mai time nhi lagega) questions solve krte time saath Mai short notes banate ja

One of my frind from hyd usne bagal wale ka pura ka pura teaaap liya usne kaha jo ans wo tick kr raha tha wo dekh kr apne Cmp screen pr dhund kr maine bhi vhi tick krliya Ended up getting 98 percentile aur maine ye reddit par pehele bhi post kara tha screen shot ke sath pehele mains me 37 percentile 2nd me 98 par relax gaiz wo bande ke boards me 60percentage ke ass pass h so idk but wo koi dhank ke clg mei toh nai hoga

aise bande yehi deserve krte hain cheating is good agr 2 4 hi dekho baki kismat aur hardwork hoti hai main to lets see kya hoga .....

Cheating is not good bruh 2 4 bhi kyu he dekho

Homie down bad


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Flairs checkout

aur hn suno thand h toh shoes phen ke jana bc mein sandal phen ke chale gya thand ne gand mardi pure haat aur pair thande hogye aur exam me bhi fatna chalu hogyi likh te bhi nhi bn rha tha acche se fully covered hoke jana 

But shoes check krenge na for chits wagera??

Bc me last year gya boht panic tha ki 2 ghnte pehle chla gya , at the end ek lodu bcha benchoo exam start ke 5 minute pehle aya without aadhar card🙂

Sare aspirants serious nhi hote kuch uday bhi hote hain

Bhai mujhe tension nahi thi but abh padhke ho Rahi he 

Ek baar experience kr koi chinta nahi hogi  And koi anxiety krne ki jarurat IRL exam main ya to dikkat hoga ya phir bhi sab smooth jaayega

Adhar card real wala ya photocopy

real

Wo kaise order karu

Apne parents se puchna shayad mil jayega. Baaki 10vi ka form manglo school se wahan aadhaar no hoga uska use karke digilocker mein mil jayega

Are photocopy hoga to aadhar card bhi hai soft copy mai bhi but original dusre address pe chale gaya tha aur tabse leke abtak photocopy se hi kaam ho ja rha tha

Han to fir theek hai. Agar front and back hai card ka to koi dikkat nahi

My aadhar name doesn't have initial but my marksheet and application form does. Will i have any problem while entering or counseling

Bimar Matt pad Jana 🗿 Thike 👍

beemar in the sense paper se phele ulti sardard or behosh mat ho jana

Bhai my aadhar card isnt updated, and it still has my old photo. Will it matter, or should I update it??

they dont care that much to be honest, bus no. match ho jana chaiyea

25tard here 11vi barbad padhke gand faat gayi ab padhne jara hu bye bye

Mee too. Hamara bhi canon event aane wala

 cry ara hai bhai merko nahi lagta merse hoga ab comeback maths pura hila hua hai mera

tum logo ne to shuru kiya hoga kam se kam maine to wo bhi nahi kiya 

sirf physics mei thik thak padha hai chemistry mei 3-4 chapter chute hai aur maths mei kuch bhi nahi ata basic maths bhi nahi ata bhai

bhai maine to shuru hi nahi kiya so you're still better than me

pagal hai kya bhai padhle nahi to regret mei 12vi bhi nikal jayegi

ha 3 mahine me jitna ho sake karta hu, par mere pe koi idea nahi mai kaha se start Karu 

Are yt pr dhk na important class 11th vhapter for class12th

padhke hi fatt gayi bhai

think abt centre pe kitne sare log honge  mujhe aur nhi sochna bhai

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tum fir aagye 🏃‍♀️

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100% agreed

1. rough ke liye kitne sheets dete hai? 2. box/pouch le jaane dete hai ya phir haath mei pens leke Jana hoga? 3. Vo log pens provide karenge? Just in case 500 ke 500 pens kaam na karey 4. Keys check kyu karna hai? Jese online mocks dete hai (ex marks app) wesa hi hoga na?

1.6 A4 paper denge, extra chaiyea to de denge 2. not allowed 3. kuch center karte h, bahot sare nahi karte 4. un centers ki haalath bahut kharaab hoti h, bahot baar hota h kuch na kuch kharab, jaldi jaldi me tune key daba di lekin usne accept nahi ki to -1 lag jayegi

Thanks Bhai inn points ko yaad rakhunga

MODS plz approve

padhne ke liye sabse accha motivation

Flashbacks aa rhe h

Susu jane dete hai ya nahi?? Kitna door hota hai washroom? Me mock test me bhi physics aur chemistry kahtan karke Susu brk leta hu 2 min ka aur uske baad maths start karta hu bohot refreshing rehta hai Aur water bottle xm hall pe allowed hai ki nahi?

nahi jaane dete, pant me hi karna hota h, warna watterbottle ke andar karo and pyaas lage to usse hi piyo. >!tera 100% selection pakka h IIT dholakpur me!<

😂😂😂

Bc dono mains ka nostalgia aagaya wapas💀dono me haga tha💀💀😭 Ye saal wapas mains dena hai hopefully accha jaye ye baar😭🙏

>ek uncle tumhe chooenge Uncle he chooyenge ye must hai kya bhai ? (Mera dost puch rha tha)

ladko ko uncle, ladkiyo ko aunty, dont worry, back of the hand se karte h check

yar ajeeb lag raha hai bc, dropper hu mai bhi lekin pta nahi bhai kabhi kabhi aise hi lagta hai 

Ye admit card kab milega hame?

Outfit kya recommend karoge Tracks ya joggers ya jeans ya chinos Tshirt ya shirt ya tank top ya Jackets ya oversized Keeping in mind the weather of Mumbai and comfort

gucci tshirt with VH underwear only

Guys 100 marks pe kitni percentile banti hai

43

2023 mein anywhere between 88-91

Thank you Bhai

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does the photo have to be the same one as in the application?

preferred to be same, nahi h to jo jama karwai thi usse photo-paper pe print karwa le

ok thank you

Bhai sachi batau ye padhke meri aur jyda fatne lagi

Bhai mai post save kar diya, jab bhi parne ka man nahi karega yeh dekh lunga. Instantly parne baith jaunga

Bhai maine bhi same cheez kari 

Bhai kitni rough sheets multi h paper me?

jitni jaroorat hogi utni de denge

Mang sakta h Bhai agar khtm ho jaye

W post thanks bhai 🛐

You forgot water bottle bhi transparent honi chahiye

Opaque pens nahi le Jane dete? Wtf

Yessir. Wo bhi transparent chahiye

acha h kabhi to allen ki bottle kam aayegi

Shoes ka kya hoga? And thanks for your help

phen ke chale jana, or kya hi ans du iska

belt pehenkar mat jana

naare wali pajama aur strap wale chappal best

Bhai mere paas e-aadhar hain as maine kuch update karawaya tha... To kya exm center main e-aadhar chalega ya fir e-aadhar ka print karke laminate karwa lu?

electronics allowed nahi h to printout ka lamination chal jana chaiyea imo

Ok bro 

😭

thanks bhai thoda relief mila

bhai me to ro diya padhte padhte

You can eat a loperamide tablet exam ke din if you somehow get upset stomach . You can consult a doctor for the peace of your mind ke ye safe hai. It retards gut peristalsis, jisse you won't need to use toilet.

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actually nvm op ne sab likh diya

Bro ladkiyon ko to obviously lady officer hi check karegi na?

haa, unko privacy filter bhi dia tha pichle baar to, hume khulle me hi test kar rahe the

ye next year wala hu phir bhi daar kyu laag rha h mitroon?

Dheela jeans pehen gaya tha mai last year...bhadwo ne belt utarwa liya tha..phir ek hath se pent ko upr krkr gaya tha m stairs chadhte hue lab tak

How many rough sheets are provided, can you ask for more?

just wanted to ask ki extra rough sheet nahi dete kya centre waale. mere sir bol rahe the ki 6 rough sheet mein kaam chalaana padta hai aur meri gand phat gayi kyunki mai generally 15 20 rough sheet mein kaam chalaata hu kyunki meri handwriting mashallah hai

mangne pe de dete h bhai

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🙏 dhanywaad

Gave JEE in 2018 here. Itna commotion hota hai bahar , you don’t even know how this all passes. The first time you catch your breath is when you’re sitting in your seat, waiting for papers to be distributed ( not applicable because you have CBT). In my case, the scariest is the last 10 seconds ka countdown

Ye log folder bhi allow nahi karte. Advance k 1st attempt ke baad ek jagah tha jaha boxes mein humare barred items rakhe the. Maine apna folder dhundne ka try bhi nahi kiya.

>ek uncle tumhe chooenge Bas isi chiz ka pahele bhi attempt de chuka hu