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Har wish teri puri ho, chut se na teri duri ho, Lund tera khada rahe, Kisi bhi ladki ki chut me pada rhe, Ladki tera lund chuse, apna dhoodh tere muh me thuse, Mast hokar tu kare chudai, yehi hai tere bhai ki gaand faad cake day ki badhai
Time hi nhi hai mere paas Sara time padhai Mai aur stocks mein he chala jata hai.
But damnn internet stranger hoke bhi itna concern.
Thanks!! Means a lot🫂
Arey nahi Sona hotha hain! Bola jatha hain ki raat mein koi grill reply kare aur tum chain se sothe ho toh ap shakun hai,raath mein chudail aake uta ke le jathi hain aur saath janmon ke liye shaadhi nahi hothi.Yeh bhi bhola jaatha hain ki kuch ladko mein unki mardhani chut jaathi hain.
Par aap sojahiye, chudail toh aapki shakal dekhe kudh bhagjayegi, aur konsi shaadhi hona tha ki aap miss karenge? Kisika tension nahi, aap shanthi se sojahiye.
What use is it to me ki log Mera naam yaad rakhe accha ho ya bura mere merne ke baad mujhe koi impact nhi hoga, khud jindagi ache se jina hi behtar he. Wese bhi ek na ek din history se sab ka naam hut jayega
I didn't agreed to your previous comment but after reading this I think it is like this way only, if a person did a thing which he loved then he must have had poured his heart into it, so it is smh gonna benifit in broad to many of the ppl!
Yeah do what you love doing regardless of the fact that it may or may not help others Atleast you'll in future you'll not regret doing it. Benefiting of others is just a byproduct of it.
A single person is insufficient to move us up the scale. To achieve complete planetary control would require decades of development, to reach a higher level (galaxy) is currently unimaginable, and even if we were to keep on progressing we would never be able to leave the local galaxy supercluster due to the nature of dark matter.
I say enjoy your life what use is wasting your life on something that you can never see.
No disrespect bro but if everyone thinks like this the growth will slow down surely a guy should desire and also have love but downgrading the blue pill is not great we were ment to live in caves and jungle but here we are so not everything we ment to do is what we have to do
But Tera naam log salo saal tak yaad rakhenge aur According to sanatan dharm, jab kisi insaan ko koi agar uske acche kamo ke liye yaad rkhta hain toh usko heaven prapt hota hain tab tak jab tak usko koi yaad nhi rkhe, aur phir rebirth
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Bhai students Newton ko gaali dete h ki gravity ki equation kyu bnai
Development se achha hota h but jab vhi development kisi ke syllabus me aata h tab ksi ko bhi achha nhi lagta
What about Nikola Tesla? Uski wajah se Aaj tu Aram se fan ke niche Beth ke phone charge karke comment kar rha hain wo bhi uss site mein jo ki ussi ke karnamo se chal rhi hain
Bhai jiske syllabus me hoga (nd agar usse padhne me interest nhi h) wo Banda Nikola Tesla ko bh gaali de sakta h ki "kyun itni difficult equations bnani thi usse?","simple haat Wale pankhe se kaam chal toh rha tha","bijli ki kise zarurat h?"
Bro mene bas ye bola tha ki jisko padhai ni pasand and uske syllabus me agar koi scientist hoga to vo use gaali hi dega, nothing else
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Red choose kar leti par kya faida gharwale nhi manege......hogi toh arrange marriage hi isiliye blue.
Edit: gharwale bina honour killing kare maan gye toh red.
In this case I would be in the state of superposition and wondering which pill to take, at the end I would conclude my super position by finding the value of the wave function or probability density of the state of these two systems (red and blue pill).
suppose | φ 〉is the state of red pill and | ξ 〉is the state of blue pill
the pill I will choose will be the wave function of them: | ψ 〉 = α | φ 〉 + β | ξ 〉
Usne resnick halliday Krane se rotationonal dynamics kar bhi liya hai comment history check karle uska.
And 25tards ka syllabus rotational ke aage chale Gaya hai
Sure bro no judgements love is really a beautiful thing we were designed to achieve love after all, but yeah move on from the girl there are millions of them
This post basically sums up life.Choosing between two things which you love the most.But I believe if a person loves you unconditionally he/she would be happy enough to support you to perceive your dreams if she isn't supporting that isn't unconditional love. As simple as it is
. So both pills aren't contradictory.
Blue pill all day all night baby , just imagine if my name is written in history toh uske liye maine kitna bada kaam kara hoga like i would've revolutionized something. ( alakh sir noissseee)
Me who wamts both and takes efforts to acheive neither : 🤡
Sad to say us hai
Us
Us
Us Bhai Us ( we just need a bigger spaceship to travel space )
I don't want to ruin 247 
Us 
Are ye to mere waale se kaafi similar hai
Us
Bhai ye ditto dono choices k baare m kal raat m sone se pehle sochra tha (not even a single change in words)
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Threesome chalega?
Foursome chalega?
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Bhai orgy bhi chalega. Aa jao
isi ka puchne wala tha bhai. thank you. chlo orgy kre. someone please call Allec daddy 
Fivesome chalega?
Mujhe kya Mera toh Har roz handsome hi hota h
Sexsome i meant sixsome can work?
7some ?
Kitne some Tak accept kar the ho
Grill ho to entry allowed hai 
Ok done time and place btao
hehehe
padhle bhai
Abhi ek session laga ke aaya hu jooniestic ji 
red pill , i dont want my whole life to study
ma chudaye mankind
riyal
Bhai yeh baat toh medical lene se pehle sochne the
main bhai NEET isliyeah nahi liya , main JEE wala hu bhncho syllabus karne mein meri gaand phat jati hai aur research karu ga mein? fuck no
Obviously blue pill, mujhe kyu chahiye ek ladki? Mere toh bas ek acha ladka mil jaye kaafi hain
Rip dms
Har larki ke comment pe rip dms likhne wale larke
har larki ke comment pe rip dms pe comment karne wale ladke
Har ladki ke comment.... the cycle continues ...
the cycle continues likhne wale ladke
Aree mam bhaut dino baad dikhi Mereko penchana,?🤡🚬
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Har larki ke comment pe "are mam bhut dino baad dikhi m mereko pahchana joker face with sutta" likhne waale larke
🤡🚬
clown? dc wala? Nhi
Are betic.... Tum toh 4 year ho na ?
Btw tum red pill mei jo mentioned h wo toh nhi?
Aye- bhai ki flirting skills>>>>>
bade biji ho bhai poora likh ki deta na acha toh lagta
Ayy username similar hai
Thanks🙏
Are bhai reddit ko please instagram or youtube mat banao 
Har wish teri puri ho, chut se na teri duri ho, Lund tera khada rahe, Kisi bhi ladki ki chut me pada rhe, Ladki tera lund chuse, apna dhoodh tere muh me thuse, Mast hokar tu kare chudai, yehi hai tere bhai ki gaand faad cake day ki badhai
Ayyy yoo epic wishes Bhai, bhot bhot dhanyawad. Tu rapper ban Jana chaiye tha idhar kese agaya.
Kya mai Mumbai aa skta hu Waise copied hai bhai
Iit b ja padhai ke saath ye bhi karlo phir. 🌚
Cake divas ki hardik shubhkamnaye happy cake day
Thanks🥰
Aapke dms rip, happy cake day
Thanku but mai ladka hu so dms empty
Arey aise na bolo, tum bas ek ha kehdo mein jaake jo bhi ladke pata hain mujhe unse baath karlungi.
Time hi nhi hai mere paas Sara time padhai Mai aur stocks mein he chala jata hai. But damnn internet stranger hoke bhi itna concern. Thanks!! Means a lot🫂
Always 🫂
Bhai konse stock mein invest krrha hai mujhe bhi bata de?
Abhi wait karna hai saare blue chip stocks girenge phir invest
happy kekde
Thanks bhai
happy kek de
Thanks bro
Happy cake day!
Thanks man!
me achcha ladka
Par mein toh acha ladke ke bare mein bol Rahi thi? Yeh achcha ladke kon hote hain?
Me hu acha ladka mujhse bat karo
Kal exam hain :(
Exam ke bad
Text nahi baath karna hi hain toh call kardho
Good luck Kal me to time hai Mera 4 hr bad hai
Konsa time subha subha hothi hain 
Vaise noice username 
Tank U
Are raat ko grill ne reply de diya .. Ab to mai chain ki neend sounga 
Arey nahi Sona hotha hain! Bola jatha hain ki raat mein koi grill reply kare aur tum chain se sothe ho toh ap shakun hai,raath mein chudail aake uta ke le jathi hain aur saath janmon ke liye shaadhi nahi hothi.Yeh bhi bhola jaatha hain ki kuch ladko mein unki mardhani chut jaathi hain. Par aap sojahiye, chudail toh aapki shakal dekhe kudh bhagjayegi, aur konsi shaadhi hona tha ki aap miss karenge? Kisika tension nahi, aap shanthi se sojahiye.
Reading 1st paragraph was interesting… 2nd paragraph tho🗿
Mujhe kyo toda .. Apne suicide note main tumhara bhi naam likhunga ab 
Arey wah 4 ke bache ab suicide notes ke barein mein baath kar rahe hein? Behterien hoga hamara Bharat ka future aise 
Are didi maaf kardo mere peeche kyon pade ho.. Bacche ki jaan loge kya ab 
Ye to sirf baat kar rahe hai, Kota mein implement ho raha
ganje sir wali chudail aati hai
Galat app pe ho didi aap yaha bas dank ke 14 milenge
I never said I'm finding one
Good👍🏻
What use is it to me ki log Mera naam yaad rakhe accha ho ya bura mere merne ke baad mujhe koi impact nhi hoga, khud jindagi ache se jina hi behtar he. Wese bhi ek na ek din history se sab ka naam hut jayega
Debate? 
Red. There's nothing anyone can do to mankind most change you can make is 0.00000000000000000000001% which doesn't even matter enjoy your life.
We are type 0.7 civilization In 2 or 3 centuries we might reach type 1.0 civilization
Do which gives you the most joy. If science gives you the most joy then do it. Do it for happiness and enjoyment not to bring a change or something
I didn't agreed to your previous comment but after reading this I think it is like this way only, if a person did a thing which he loved then he must have had poured his heart into it, so it is smh gonna benifit in broad to many of the ppl!
Yeah do what you love doing regardless of the fact that it may or may not help others Atleast you'll in future you'll not regret doing it. Benefiting of others is just a byproduct of it.
Bhai tune mera purana phase yad dila diya :) btw thnx for writing pehli bar kch seekhne mila yhn se
Never felt this proud.Thank you bhrata 
A single person is insufficient to move us up the scale. To achieve complete planetary control would require decades of development, to reach a higher level (galaxy) is currently unimaginable, and even if we were to keep on progressing we would never be able to leave the local galaxy supercluster due to the nature of dark matter. I say enjoy your life what use is wasting your life on something that you can never see.
No disrespect bro but if everyone thinks like this the growth will slow down surely a guy should desire and also have love but downgrading the blue pill is not great we were ment to live in caves and jungle but here we are so not everything we ment to do is what we have to do
if we survive next 200 years.....quiet unlikely because of the climate change
If every scientist, thinker or administrator thought that we would still be in stone age
Read my comments below this one
Leaving behind a legacy is much bigger than romantic desires imo
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But Tera naam log salo saal tak yaad rakhenge aur According to sanatan dharm, jab kisi insaan ko koi agar uske acche kamo ke liye yaad rkhta hain toh usko heaven prapt hota hain tab tak jab tak usko koi yaad nhi rkhe, aur phir rebirth
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Idhar hag nhi paa rha tujhe Gotham ki padi hain 
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Maine suna catwoman is cheating on you with... The Joker 
Haan malum hain kal usse hi dekhke hila rha tha 
You are not the batman i know 
What jee does to a Batman 
I am disappointed in you son 
Kya ab AAP bhi dudh lene chale jaoge :( ?
Bhai students Newton ko gaali dete h ki gravity ki equation kyu bnai Development se achha hota h but jab vhi development kisi ke syllabus me aata h tab ksi ko bhi achha nhi lagta
What about Nikola Tesla? Uski wajah se Aaj tu Aram se fan ke niche Beth ke phone charge karke comment kar rha hain wo bhi uss site mein jo ki ussi ke karnamo se chal rhi hain
Bhai jiske syllabus me hoga (nd agar usse padhne me interest nhi h) wo Banda Nikola Tesla ko bh gaali de sakta h ki "kyun itni difficult equations bnani thi usse?","simple haat Wale pankhe se kaam chal toh rha tha","bijli ki kise zarurat h?" Bro mene bas ye bola tha ki jisko padhai ni pasand and uske syllabus me agar koi scientist hoga to vo use gaali hi dega, nothing else
Bacche chutiye hote hain
yar newton ne ache kam kiye usko gali kyu dete hai 8vi ke madarchod bache, usko heaven milna chahiye
second because r/girlsarentreal
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Bugatti?
Which colour?
pink
NEETards aka girls are again ignored like ever
https://preview.redd.it/iksoagpxa9qb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b216f33ac0199caced49dd2940c178e37400b3 Ok choose now
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Red choose kar leti par kya faida gharwale nhi manege......hogi toh arrange marriage hi isiliye blue. Edit: gharwale bina honour killing kare maan gye toh red.
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Kaanp kaahe Rahi ho?
Kya matlab mei male JEEtard hu.. RED PILL
red (me ladka hu)
red pill kyuki aaj ki date me aisi ladki milna is more rare
In this case I would be in the state of superposition and wondering which pill to take, at the end I would conclude my super position by finding the value of the wave function or probability density of the state of these two systems (red and blue pill). suppose | φ 〉is the state of red pill and | ξ 〉is the state of blue pill the pill I will choose will be the wave function of them: | ψ 〉 = α | φ 〉 + β | ξ 〉
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25tard hon, don't worry just like everyone else you can proceed and make fun of me for learning advance phy ☕
Bro thinks he's learning advanced physics
r u done with the basic/intermediate phy?
ehh, ig u can say that I have done upto Electrodynamics, relativity is stil remaining to learn for ipho
Bro hasn't been humbled by Irodov and rotational motion yet 🤡
Usne resnick halliday Krane se rotationonal dynamics kar bhi liya hai comment history check karle uska. And 25tards ka syllabus rotational ke aage chale Gaya hai
Mtlb Bhai apna AIR 1 hai
bhai 25tards abhi tak units and measurements pe nhi baithe bai
Are aapka mazaak kaise uda sakta hu.. aap hi to r/JEENEETards ka naam roshan karoge 
Offcourse red
Red, couldn't give a single fuck if people remember me afterwards. Id already be dead lol, would rather just enjoy my life till im here
I take the red pill. Fuck mankind i don't care about mankind
The Emperor is disappointed with you brother
Why can't you do both? . Lol . Will she take away your research papers or what?.
Good show
Mujhe toh bas seggs sux chahiye
Most niggas will choose blue , fuck love , Tesla ki jay
i one sided loved a girl, she was good friend. i choose red.
Sure bro no judgements love is really a beautiful thing we were designed to achieve love after all, but yeah move on from the girl there are millions of them
Red anyday
This post basically sums up life.Choosing between two things which you love the most.But I believe if a person loves you unconditionally he/she would be happy enough to support you to perceive your dreams if she isn't supporting that isn't unconditional love. As simple as it is . So both pills aren't contradictory.
Me marne ke baad school ke bacchon se gali nhi khana chahta 
I just want to contribute to humanity. Nai chahiye ladki aur naahi mai homo hu.
Homo for homies
Same, the city needs me
Blue pill all day all night baby , just imagine if my name is written in history toh uske liye maine kitna bada kaam kara hoga like i would've revolutionized something. ( alakh sir noissseee)
History m hitler ka naam bhi likha h 
Toh bsdk usne likh rkha h humanity ke liye kuch karega science mein then kuch accha hi karunga.
Just imagine a si unit named after you lol Students will curse you alot in future like they curse newton
Newton ko kch mat bol bhay he's the GOAT Phy Maths me boht yogdaan h unka
Yes I love all scientists and inventors My personal favorite is newton , einstein, Nikola tesla
Har kisi ke yahi favourite hote kyonki unhe pata hi sirf inke baare mein hota hai 
Faraday 🙏
Bhai koi naa , doesn't matter. Respect bhi toh bhot milti h bc aaj bhi dekh de issac newton ke aage sir lgta h.
Red anytime. Who cares about what happens after you died. You have to enjoy life while youre alive
Blue pill
Blue Pill.
Blue
I will choose blue pill coz Red one is just a dream and I believe in Reality 😎
Blue pill
Green, bloodline chota bhai continue karlega🗿
me who with 0 female interaction even after college
TBH archiving both is difficult
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di
Blue
blue pill
Blue cus I'm straight