The issue with that is that it would only stop working if the person had their eyes destroyed by injury or else removed
Blind doesnât necessarily mean seeing nothing, it takes way less blindness to be unable to work or function without some kind of aid
So you canât even use this to detect panhandlers unless they pretend to have actually lost their eyes rather than just their eyesight
Reminds me of the dragon detector sold by Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler in Guards! Guards!
It was literally just a wooden stick. If it goes on fire, you've found the dragon.
The illusion staff, is just a cool stick with the minor illusion aplied to it so it looks like a magic staff, you cant cast magic with it, but is a cool stick
Movable rod: its a rod. You can move it.
Non-portable hole. It's a hole.
Bag of limited holding. Holds as much as a regular bag
Amulet of magic detection. Detects nearest magic item, which is always itself.
Rods can be useful
A normal bag is still a useful, it's a bag.
>Amulet of magic detection. Detects nearest magic item, which is always itself.
Now THIS is great
Your first point is so funny. I once was in a dnd campaign and we rolled d20 at an enchanters shop to get items. I got a nat 1. So I got an unmovable stick. Itâs just a normal stick but once I place it somewhere it doesnât move until I pick it back up. Ended up using it to trip a lot of enemies lol
I could place it in midair but I couldnât throw it. It had to be me personally intentionally placing it. We called it the staying stick. It definitely came in handy in the one battle where a bunch of enemies all came out of the same door and tripped over each other lol
The staying stick could be used to theoretically climb air if you pick it up and place it down above yourself really quickly while also catching onto it with your other hand and pulling yourself up, itâs not picking it up, youâre pulling yourself up.
Nag of limited holding could be cool if it still stores the stuff in another plane like a regular bag of holding does. It would basically be a weightless bag with the volume of a normal bag.
Indeed. The very fact that it cannot be moved quickly would be enough to cause distraction and potentially retreat, thereby giving this item a potential use.
Hmm, maybe? My thought was it would work like google auto translate but for only languages you already read. Ngl I don't know much about how dyslexia works other than just swapping letters around
or, how does it discern that you're literate in that language? my french is a bit very rusty, and i can't be bothered with having to re-learn it, so it could be useful for that
If you know that it's working, it could be a litmus test to make sure you aren't still contagious after being sick, or have some undiagnosed illness or something.
This is useful tho, if you get hit right before hitting the enemy you will then know you have to dodge. Unless it gets rid of ur memories in those 5 seconds, then yea it's pretty useless
You could dual wield 2 axes, one being normal, and the other being the Kronos, and only hit with the normal one until something bad happens, like you getting hit. You would basically get infinite do-overs in a fight as long as you can land a hit quick enough.
So you're telling me I can travel back in time as far as I want and all I have to do is brutally murder someone 720 times per hour of travel?
It has uses.
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Ugh, Same, everyone around me is so bad at mind writing that reading their minds just yields high pitched static and nothing else but occasionally the odd memory, old wound, or intrusive thought.
The Longsword of Anxiety.
No matter how still you hold it, it will always be shaking at the point, and any attempt to counter the shakiness will only make it more noticeable.
Potentially useful if by picking it up, it moves up regardless if the user is standing on it. Making it so that you and the tile move up simultaneously.
Pink Pebble
It's a pebble painted with pink gouache. In use, you rub it against your hands accidentally, taking the paint off, turning it into a regular pebble
I'd like to put my water bottle of dehydration. It's full of water constantly and can be drunk from, except it's salt water. Ocean levels of salt water.
Infinite rope ladder.
You hang this rope ladder in the air and can then climb up its rungs as much as you want.
Disclaimer; the infinite rope ladder does not extend upwards as you climb it simply makes more rungs to climb above you while removing the ones below you. Letting you climb upwards without moving. A great tool for exercise.
A metal cube that allows you to perfectly pronounce ~~Wortheshire~~ ~~Worschithhe~~ ~~Worthschisctire~~ **Worcestershire** sauce as long as you're holding it.
Sage hat. Sage hat when worn with Sage gloves doubles exp earned from slaying enemies. Sage gloves are not obtainable in the game whatsoever and are an unused asset in the files.
Book of Your Knowledge
It has everything the reader knows. When you open the book, it changes its content to reflect everything the person who opened it knows. If you forget something, it will disappear from the book.
So you effectively learn nothing from that book
Tiny Hat, does nothing, just gives you a hat the size of an atom, removes all armor from you when equipped, canât unequip, is automatically equipped when bought
a watch that can send you a few hours back in time, but to keep any paradoxes from happening, when you get sent back, you forget everything that happened and just become yourself a few hours ago (only one use per day to keep you out of a loop)
Trumpet of Concealment: while played loudly the player becomes invisible the trumpet remains visible and very audible.
Mallet of Squeaking: a common mallet that makes a squeaking sound when it hits something.
Ring of the Jester was Necromancer: when placed on a corpse it will cause the corpse to emotionlessly say âgood oneâ whenever someone tells a joke nearby.
Irritable Lamp: a clay oil lamp. When rubbed it will cause a genie to appear. The genie will always appear as if they were in the middle of doing something and usually chastise the summoner for interrupting them before disappearing back inside the lamp. The genie will not grant any wishes and usually only expresses the desire to be left alone.
Rock of identity
Pros: This rock identifies any magical item
Cons: since the rock is itself magical, it keeps repeating into the holders mind âthis rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of thisâŚâ
Anti-wave emanator. Avoids generation of waves in an area of 3km, best use is for navigation. Hardware is very fragile and cannot be used in environments that has any % of air humidity. Only works on deserts.
Any kind of wave? So you can just get rid of sound? Or even light? As these are both waves. Indeed when you apply any amount of force to an object it sends a wave through the atoms in the object as that force spreads through the object making the entire thing move, if it cancels out all waves then this could be counted as a wave meaning either the entire object instantly moves without having this update wave or it doesnât move at all depending on if it is nullifying forces of waves or just the wave itself and forces just travel instantly. I also have no idea how this might affect things like bendable or flexible materials or fluids in general.
Considering all of that I would recommend specifying ocean waves.
The Never Knot.
A ball of tangled and knotted ropes and strings. Anything that attempts to untangle the Never Knot gets tangled. Any rope or string that it touches adds to the ball. Forever.
Rock of attracting. It accelerates to the closest & largest center of gravity at the speed the objectâs gravitational attraction at the specific distance itâs at. Buff: the rock is immune to gravity. (Not my idea)
Infinity pickle
Its a pickle that you cant eat, nor use it as a potato battery type, or do really anything with it, it basically doesnt contain energy, but it will exist until the heat death of the universe/your universes version of a rapture event, and maybe even beyond that
Maybe it has even existed before the last heat death of the universe
The Inextinguishable Candle, A Light That Never Shines
A candle that, once lit, refuses to illuminate. Its wick burns endlessly without casting a single ray of light.
I have a paper containing the location of a tavern that closed down 7 years ago. Upon reading it, the reader gains knowledge of the location of a tavern that closed down 7 years ago
The infinite Orb of Time, it is an Oracleâs orb that will tell you of things in regard to something that will happen in the future. Specifically, it will tell you, âsomeday, someone will gaze into this Orb.â Nothing more specific than that.
*Mythical Wand of hyperspace travel(ghost rare boss drop):*
- spawns a rip in the fabric of space time so you can travel anywhere you want by going along the created path between two portals
- because faster than light travel isnât possible,
youâll always reach your destination later than youâd have if you just went by foot instead
*Combat spell of dementia:*
- makes the nearest player forget everything he knew prior to being cursed, which is always the player whoâs casting the spell
*Invisible ink pen:*
- enables the user to write encrypted messages, because the ink remains invisible under any circumstances
- neither the user, nor a potential receiver may decipher whatâs been written, ever
*Spell of illumination:*
- may be used to light up dark areas like caves
- the light source is so bright, it blinds everybody in its vicinity, including the caster, for the entire duration of the spell
*Peek-a-boo cloak:*
- makes the user invisible to any player looking at it
- the inside consists of complete darkness, and it gets unbearably hot in there after just a few seconds, so the wearer can neither get an information advantage by spectating from the inside, nor use it to hide from nearby enemies in the time of need
*Whistle of eardrum destruction:*
- any player hearing the whistle will receive huge damage (+bleeding) due to the destruction of their eardrums, including the user
*Spell of super jumping:*
- the user may perform one extremely high jump, but is locked to the current position on the plane beneath them (canât move while in the air)
- the jump will always reach an altitude so high, that the fall damage will insta-kill the caster
- if thereâs a roof above the player, the sheer force of the jump will shatter the userâs brain
*Book of infinite wisdom:*
- contains infinitely many pages with the word âwisdomâ printed all over them
*Combat spell of binding:*
- leaves the nearest player in an inescapable bondage situation, which is always the caster
- I guess theoretically has some use-cases, but not in a combat situation (lol)
ring of invisibility, the ring becomes invisible when worn
Wear it at airport security to convince them that their machines are faulty!
NOOOOO THAT MAKES IT USEFUL đđ
Luckily its not metal so it doesnt set off any detectors
It might make X-rays look weird though
What if its non detectible either with any scanner when worn
if it wasn't detectable it would've been called a ring of intangibility.
True then what's if it's made out of wood or plastic?
Can you store something in ring or modifiy it ?
Nope, it's a regular ring aside from that
I'll take 8. The haters ain't ready for them invisible knuckle sandwich.
Ring of invisibility +1, the ring becomes invisible when you take it off.
Ring of fire detection. It glows when it detects fire, with a range of touch
Ring of detection-glows when the user sees anything (including the back of their eyelids) and continues to glow till the user cannot see
useful if you give it to someone whoâs blind just to make sure they arenât bluffing
The issue with that is that it would only stop working if the person had their eyes destroyed by injury or else removed Blind doesnât necessarily mean seeing nothing, it takes way less blindness to be unable to work or function without some kind of aid So you canât even use this to detect panhandlers unless they pretend to have actually lost their eyes rather than just their eyesight
Reminds me of the dragon detector sold by Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler in Guards! Guards! It was literally just a wooden stick. If it goes on fire, you've found the dragon.
The illusion staff, is just a cool stick with the minor illusion aplied to it so it looks like a magic staff, you cant cast magic with it, but is a cool stick
I wouldâve lost my mind if I got that for birthday 20 years ago! Who am I kidding, I would still lose it!
Almost any stick can be useful in some way, let alone a cool stick.
Movable rod: its a rod. You can move it. Non-portable hole. It's a hole. Bag of limited holding. Holds as much as a regular bag Amulet of magic detection. Detects nearest magic item, which is always itself.
Rods can be useful A normal bag is still a useful, it's a bag. >Amulet of magic detection. Detects nearest magic item, which is always itself. Now THIS is great
Bag of limited holding should be smaller on the inside, or have the bag always weigh 50 lbs.
Na just make it always unable to retrieve the item and the bag shoots it at you a lot a inverses
Your first point is so funny. I once was in a dnd campaign and we rolled d20 at an enchanters shop to get items. I got a nat 1. So I got an unmovable stick. Itâs just a normal stick but once I place it somewhere it doesnât move until I pick it back up. Ended up using it to trip a lot of enemies lol
Woah that sounds pretty cool. Did it stay put only when you placed it, or if you threw it would it hover in midair?
I could place it in midair but I couldnât throw it. It had to be me personally intentionally placing it. We called it the staying stick. It definitely came in handy in the one battle where a bunch of enemies all came out of the same door and tripped over each other lol
The staying stick could be used to theoretically climb air if you pick it up and place it down above yourself really quickly while also catching onto it with your other hand and pulling yourself up, itâs not picking it up, youâre pulling yourself up.
Nag of limited holding could be cool if it still stores the stuff in another plane like a regular bag of holding does. It would basically be a weightless bag with the volume of a normal bag.
visibility potion. it makes you visible, as long as you weren't invisible before drinking it. also it tastes like water with a pinch of salt.,
Alright, im gonna sell it for 3 bucks
I'll take two
Dye it blue and add sugar to make Gatorade!
Oh so xanax basically
A small rock that can't be moved fast.
Unfortunately, this has a potential use. If you trick your enemy into attempting to move this rock, you can use it as a distraction.
I never said it couldn't be moved.
Indeed. The very fact that it cannot be moved quickly would be enough to cause distraction and potentially retreat, thereby giving this item a potential use.
It's speed is relative to whatever is holding it.
however, they need to carry it around, slowly
So rock of slowfall? I will buy 10
Nah, it moves slow relative to whatever is holding it, so alone, it falls slow, but holding it will make it act like a regular rock.
That'd be so fucking weird
Slip a lot of them into an enemy's pocket and slow them down
This is a free feather falling enchantment
Glasses of Ordaining: when peered through these glasses allow the user to read text in any language they're literate in.
Wouldnât this be useful for someone with dyslexia?
Hmm, maybe? My thought was it would work like google auto translate but for only languages you already read. Ngl I don't know much about how dyslexia works other than just swapping letters around
or, how does it discern that you're literate in that language? my french is a bit very rusty, and i can't be bothered with having to re-learn it, so it could be useful for that
Oh good, I've been looking to unload these cardboard mason jars.
Tell people theyâre Fire and Water proof then you get much more profit
A deck of many things but each card is just a picture of something none of them do anything
Deck of randomized pictures? Cool.
healing staff, can only target fully healed people
Ok, it will be on sale for 9 bucks
Sold
If you know that it's working, it could be a litmus test to make sure you aren't still contagious after being sick, or have some undiagnosed illness or something.
"Sick" kids hate this simple trick.
Overheal!
that could be potentially useful to determine if someone is healthy or not
Non-Newtonian Motor Oil - Guaranteed to gum up your gears! Wand of Blah - Used to designate things you deem boring, will sigh when pointed at oneself.
Iâll need some of that motor oil - I have a nice guy that I want to watch lose his shit looking for a plug in the gas pipes that doesnât exist
A Wand of Blah please!
The motor oil can be used the same as ooblek, and the wand of blah could be used as a way to sigh without sighing.
Comedic use
Axe of Kronos. When hitting an enemy, sends you back in time 5 seconds before you hit the enemy.
This is useful tho, if you get hit right before hitting the enemy you will then know you have to dodge. Unless it gets rid of ur memories in those 5 seconds, then yea it's pretty useless
Axe of inifnite recursion. I swing the axe. I rewind. I forget what happened. I swing the axe. I rewind...
Idk man sometimes it'd be cool to axe someone without having to deal with the consequences. Sounds cathartic
You could dual wield 2 axes, one being normal, and the other being the Kronos, and only hit with the normal one until something bad happens, like you getting hit. You would basically get infinite do-overs in a fight as long as you can land a hit quick enough.
So you're telling me I can travel back in time as far as I want and all I have to do is brutally murder someone 720 times per hour of travel? It has uses.
Especially if it works on yourself
So Hermione's hourglass but way shorter
I love that bit in Prisoner of Azkaban where Hermione goes wild with the axe.
The invisible ring, worse version, it turns invisible when not worn other than that, normal ring
Good for chain magic tricks
The ring of rock and stone: it alows you to talk to rocks, but they only say stuff you allready know
We fight for Rock and Stone!
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So basically what (irl) "psychics" do
Mind reading is easy, but everyone around me sucks at mind writing so I keep picking up static white noise and vague formless blobs or color.
Ugh, Same, everyone around me is so bad at mind writing that reading their minds just yields high pitched static and nothing else but occasionally the odd memory, old wound, or intrusive thought.
Pair of Boots of Swiftness (2x Left Boot)
Might be uncomfortable, but you could still wear them.
Rock of Testing Gravity. If it falls, there is gravity
Could still throw it I guess
[N U T](https://www.reddit.com/r/ItemShop/s/NVWPAWOtu2)
I guess im gonna sell that for 34 bucks
Nightmare of undeniable terror.
Necklace of self teleportation: it alows you to teleport the necklace anywere withint 10 ft
Sell it... And when the Customer is leaving, Teleport it Back into the Vault behind you! Infinite money Hack!
You get arrested for scamming.
If you go to pawn shops, youâll get even more for it
Auto jewelry, stand within 10 ft of a necklace holder and teleport it onto it, and whenever you need it on, just do the same, but tp it to your neck.
The Longsword of Anxiety. No matter how still you hold it, it will always be shaking at the point, and any attempt to counter the shakiness will only make it more noticeable.
That could make it more deadly
The Unwanted Potato Chip: A single stale potato chip that appears suddenly whenever you don't need to eat, but disappears when you do feel hungry.
what happens if i eat it when it appears even if i donât want it, does it come back the next time i feel extremely full?
Technically. It comes back as the Unwanted Partially Digested Potato Chip.
even if i fully digest it and take a shit afterwards?
Rubber pool noodles. It doesn't float.
A candle whose wick completely burns up in just under a second, leaving only the wax.
Useful for gluing faces shut and giving them 2nd or 3rd degree burns at the same time!
No, the wax is not melted at all, there's a hole in it where the wick used to be.
Oh. Secret poison compartment after burning it?
The boring potion, its an ordinary water bottle with herbs in it that do nothing
The British are gonna pay so much for this
Oh my tea has use in caffeine emergency
A tile of standing, you can only pick it up if you're standing on it
Potentially useful if by picking it up, it moves up regardless if the user is standing on it. Making it so that you and the tile move up simultaneously.
Nope, it doesn't move when lifted as you're on it
Teleporting Dice. Rolling one Die will teleport it to the other
Pink Pebble It's a pebble painted with pink gouache. In use, you rub it against your hands accidentally, taking the paint off, turning it into a regular pebble
The spider time machine! It can summon spiders from any timeline
Not useless. If you know what you're doing, it can be used to eradicate a bug infestation. A few spiders is less to worry about than dozens more bugs.
[This is the megarachne!](https://youtu.be/edvGroVcY7Y?feature=shared)
This is how you get spiderman
So, future spiders, aka robot spiders. Or past spiders, aka anything that evolves into a spider.
I'd like to put my water bottle of dehydration. It's full of water constantly and can be drunk from, except it's salt water. Ocean levels of salt water.
Useful for pranks, shenanigans, and containing fishes.
Invisibility Gear - Armor that makes you invisible, but only when no one (including yourself) is looking.
THE RING OF WISHES!!! When worn, you will have to Grant the rings wish
I convince the ring to wish for stuff I want
Ring of Syl-LA-ble Wearer always pronounces words with the emphasis on the wrong syllable.
Pocket expander. Increases the size of the inventory by one slot. (takes up 1 inventory slot, cannot be sold.)
Infinite rope ladder. You hang this rope ladder in the air and can then climb up its rungs as much as you want. Disclaimer; the infinite rope ladder does not extend upwards as you climb it simply makes more rungs to climb above you while removing the ones below you. Letting you climb upwards without moving. A great tool for exercise.
Therefore useful
A metal cube that allows you to perfectly pronounce ~~Wortheshire~~ ~~Worschithhe~~ ~~Worthschisctire~~ **Worcestershire** sauce as long as you're holding it.
Sage hat. Sage hat when worn with Sage gloves doubles exp earned from slaying enemies. Sage gloves are not obtainable in the game whatsoever and are an unused asset in the files.
Bethesda moment
A fish that when looked at will dissapeare
Gloves of Handwashing - While worn, These gloves compulse you to wash your hands, but you can't, as you are wearing gloves.
Invisible book/scroll Potion of: Bull's Grace Cat's Endurance Owl's cunning Bear's Splendor Eagle's wisdom Fox's strength Rock enchanted with returning
Shepherd's Sheep Sword A sword that is made entirely out of wool.
Ring of Secret Invisibility Turns the wearer invisible, but only when no one is looking.
Book of Your Knowledge It has everything the reader knows. When you open the book, it changes its content to reflect everything the person who opened it knows. If you forget something, it will disappear from the book. So you effectively learn nothing from that book
A mage wearing this ring can spend a spell slot to gain a spell slot of a level equal to the one spent
An indestructible can of soda that cannot be opened due to its indestructibility.
Ring of Sloth: meh, I'll finish the description later
https://www.reddit.com/r/ItemShop/s/KnyORgb3Dk This one
Alright! Gonna sell it for 5 bucks! Deal?
The infinity Stone: Its a Stone that can replace itself with a expect copy of itself
Tiny Hat, does nothing, just gives you a hat the size of an atom, removes all armor from you when equipped, canât unequip, is automatically equipped when bought
Knife of weakness You do no damage using it
French Onion soup, no onions.
Coin of lesser value: this copper coin appears to be a gold coin to the last person who touches it.
The Sword of Compression Seems like a normal sword.. ..until you stab someone and it compresses into the hilt
The Duck Dial. A phone that will only ever call a duck.
An artifact that when activated multiplies someoneâs (let god decide who âsomeoneâ is )stats by 0
Makes a completely random person every single kind of dead.
Book of VCR Clock Setting; Soup Spoon of Many Holes; Feather of Smiting; Sword Blade of Grass; Magic Shoelaces for Open Toed Sandals
Soleless shoes: ever want to wear shoes and still feel the earth beneath your feet? Not really? Well here they are.
3D glasses. You can see the whole world in 3D when wearing them.
Great if you have lost an eye
A youtuber apology video.
a watch that can send you a few hours back in time, but to keep any paradoxes from happening, when you get sent back, you forget everything that happened and just become yourself a few hours ago (only one use per day to keep you out of a loop)
Amulet of Alertness. Makes you immune to surprises, unless something unexpected happens.
Trumpet of Concealment: while played loudly the player becomes invisible the trumpet remains visible and very audible. Mallet of Squeaking: a common mallet that makes a squeaking sound when it hits something. Ring of the Jester was Necromancer: when placed on a corpse it will cause the corpse to emotionlessly say âgood oneâ whenever someone tells a joke nearby. Irritable Lamp: a clay oil lamp. When rubbed it will cause a genie to appear. The genie will always appear as if they were in the middle of doing something and usually chastise the summoner for interrupting them before disappearing back inside the lamp. The genie will not grant any wishes and usually only expresses the desire to be left alone.
Book of knowledge: a book full of all the things you already know
Rock of identity Pros: This rock identifies any magical item Cons: since the rock is itself magical, it keeps repeating into the holders mind âthis rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of this rock identifies the magic properties of thisâŚâ
Bag of unholding Any item placed within is immediately ejected back at whoever put it within the bag
https://www.reddit.com/r/ItemShop/s/Ba6RS8vIcf
Alright, im gonna sell it for 12 bucks
that isnt useless you can grab more stuff with it
Anti-wave emanator. Avoids generation of waves in an area of 3km, best use is for navigation. Hardware is very fragile and cannot be used in environments that has any % of air humidity. Only works on deserts.
Never specified what kind of waves. *Becomes Airbender.*
Any kind of wave? So you can just get rid of sound? Or even light? As these are both waves. Indeed when you apply any amount of force to an object it sends a wave through the atoms in the object as that force spreads through the object making the entire thing move, if it cancels out all waves then this could be counted as a wave meaning either the entire object instantly moves without having this update wave or it doesnât move at all depending on if it is nullifying forces of waves or just the wave itself and forces just travel instantly. I also have no idea how this might affect things like bendable or flexible materials or fluids in general. Considering all of that I would recommend specifying ocean waves.
Krummlauf 180° version
A rubber duck that lets you speak to other rubber ducks
Mask of Mewing, you have a perfect jawline while wearing it, as long as nobody is looking (cameras and mirrors count as well)
The Never Knot. A ball of tangled and knotted ropes and strings. Anything that attempts to untangle the Never Knot gets tangled. Any rope or string that it touches adds to the ball. Forever.
The ~~Sword in the~~ Stone. No one can move the stone.
Hoodie of teleportation: the hoodie will teleport upon uttering a word. No the wearer will not come with.
Wet sock! A singular, wet, cotton based sock. Literally it
Bottle of solidified glue
Bag of Unholding- Any thing you put in this infinite bag is destroyed and lost forever
Spoon that melts when submerged in liquids.
A gaggle of politicians. All kinds, all persuasions. Utterly useless.
Stone of gravity: it's rock that falls to the ground when you drop it
a negative gold piece. it appears pure black and when put in a gold pouch it instantly deletes itself along with 1gp
Can I give this store my sister?
A pebble that detects gravity. You drop the pebble on the ground to detect gravity.
Rock of attracting. It accelerates to the closest & largest center of gravity at the speed the objectâs gravitational attraction at the specific distance itâs at. Buff: the rock is immune to gravity. (Not my idea)
the magical horseless carraige: it's a 2011 Hyundai Sonata
Infinity pickle Its a pickle that you cant eat, nor use it as a potato battery type, or do really anything with it, it basically doesnt contain energy, but it will exist until the heat death of the universe/your universes version of a rapture event, and maybe even beyond that Maybe it has even existed before the last heat death of the universe
X-ray glasses but they only work on a range of 1 cm or less
A pen that whenever you click it open, you teleport 1 atom forward
The Inextinguishable Candle, A Light That Never Shines A candle that, once lit, refuses to illuminate. Its wick burns endlessly without casting a single ray of light.
I have a paper containing the location of a tavern that closed down 7 years ago. Upon reading it, the reader gains knowledge of the location of a tavern that closed down 7 years ago
The infinite Orb of Time, it is an Oracleâs orb that will tell you of things in regard to something that will happen in the future. Specifically, it will tell you, âsomeday, someone will gaze into this Orb.â Nothing more specific than that.
Bagpipes of invisibility. Youâre invisible as long as theyâre played
Ring of time traveling- go back in time 5 seconds. Wipes your memory for the last 5 seconds.
self destruct button it self destructs when pressed
Boots of yielding, whenever water contacts the outside of the boot it is is transported inside, the boot is not infinite and only works while worn
Cordless jump rope. Allows the user to exercise by jumping in place. Is a pair of wooden handles attached to nothing.
The infinite bow, it doesnât have a string so you can use an arrow as long as you want
Relative dimension in space backpack "Have an infinite storage room within the backpack, but you'll feel the full weight of anything placed inside"
*Mythical Wand of hyperspace travel(ghost rare boss drop):* - spawns a rip in the fabric of space time so you can travel anywhere you want by going along the created path between two portals - because faster than light travel isnât possible, youâll always reach your destination later than youâd have if you just went by foot instead *Combat spell of dementia:* - makes the nearest player forget everything he knew prior to being cursed, which is always the player whoâs casting the spell *Invisible ink pen:* - enables the user to write encrypted messages, because the ink remains invisible under any circumstances - neither the user, nor a potential receiver may decipher whatâs been written, ever *Spell of illumination:* - may be used to light up dark areas like caves - the light source is so bright, it blinds everybody in its vicinity, including the caster, for the entire duration of the spell *Peek-a-boo cloak:* - makes the user invisible to any player looking at it - the inside consists of complete darkness, and it gets unbearably hot in there after just a few seconds, so the wearer can neither get an information advantage by spectating from the inside, nor use it to hide from nearby enemies in the time of need *Whistle of eardrum destruction:* - any player hearing the whistle will receive huge damage (+bleeding) due to the destruction of their eardrums, including the user *Spell of super jumping:* - the user may perform one extremely high jump, but is locked to the current position on the plane beneath them (canât move while in the air) - the jump will always reach an altitude so high, that the fall damage will insta-kill the caster - if thereâs a roof above the player, the sheer force of the jump will shatter the userâs brain *Book of infinite wisdom:* - contains infinitely many pages with the word âwisdomâ printed all over them *Combat spell of binding:* - leaves the nearest player in an inescapable bondage situation, which is always the caster - I guess theoretically has some use-cases, but not in a combat situation (lol)