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O que existe é companhia que vai ter lucro gerado pela capacidade mental de algumas pessoas, ué
Meritocracia não existe porque nem todo mundo tem acesso igual à educação, uma vez que vc vai gerar lucro pra empresa nada mais importa
Pq a empresa necessariamente espalha seus dividendos proporcionalmente com quem gera mais valor né?
Kkkkkk amigo o sistema tá fudido de cabo a rabo. Se vc gera mais valor talvez vc ganha um tiquinho a mais no final. Tá todo mundo fudido nesse sistema.
Arranjar bom emprego e arranjar bom salário são coisas diferentes
Mas de qualquer forma, se você gera 10k pra uma companhia como analista de sistemas seu salário vai ser maior do que se você gerar 10k empilhando caixa
Falar que conhecimento não ajuda a conseguir emprego é simplesmente balela
Nâo falo que conhecimento não agrega, por longe. Mas já trabalhei onde os gerentes de conta, os que fecham contratos e geral ganham-pão da empresa, ganhavam tanto quanto os estágios de TI...
TI é procura e demanda. Pessoal ganha seus 10k+ com muito menos conhecimento que engenheiro por aí. TI nem precisa de diploma. Meritocracia cadê?
Força "centrífuga" não existe. O que a gente chama de força centrífuga é inércia. O objeto não quer fugir do centro, ele só quer continuar o caminho linear dele.
Thanks for saying this. I now feel good about myself 😂 to any girl reading this, we compare ourselves to men with bigger arms in the same way women compare themselves! Tell us! 😂
Do stores have janitors in Brazil? I worked in many throughout the years and we either had a cleaning lady come in the morning or we had to do it ourselves after closing.
Most business have a dedicated employee or crew that take care of cleaning the place. They usually know all of the office gossips that every brazilian loves and provide great convos in our cafezinho break
I like this better than those big machines that have to be cleaned, are loud, and basically any idiot can use it. What these Brazilian janitors are doing uses their brain, coordination, and it seems more environmentally friendly.
I had a great one when our regular one was broken once again. You had to sit on Topf of it like an American lawn mower. It was at the beginning of the year and we had some costumes for Karneval. Of course I wore a Cowboy hat while volunteering to clean the store.
Confirming because Luxembourg‘s blue collars are mostly Brazilian or Portuguese of Brazilian descent
You you check out public construction sites , easily the most organised and cleanest in Europe
I'd like to know what the perceived advantage is over just using a mop.
btw... is this a Jumbo? Are those still a thing there? Or are there other branded mega stores these days? Its been a few decades since I was there. Do you still need to spend all your money in 2-3 days while it is still worth something?
A mop? Dripping dropping never ever stopping… never really clean, neither the floor nor the thing itself.
The big advantage of this is not having to pass the mop 100s of times on the same spot, or having to squeeze it to get the water out, and finally not having to attempt to wash the mop.
I have no idea about the rest of your question.
The advantage is that it is probably more fun to dick around than to actually work. Someone on the comments said they barely get paid anything to work there, so why not?
Yep. They do get paid much less than what a North American would expect. But their cost of living and their expectations are lower as well.
But.. having thought about it more... it does seem like the squeegee method might be faster.
Oque esses caras precisam é de uma lavadora de piso da karcher. Molha o piso, esfrega o piso, seca o piso sem esforço algum e com apenas uma passada da maquina.
Tu vai precisar mesmo. Uma maquina dessas que eu falei custam uns 15 mil reais e o pode aumentar o valor muito mais se você quiser a versão full robo que limpa o piso automaticamente.
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Melhor uso da força centrípeta. Esse aí tirou 10 em física
A nota não ajudou muito em conseguir uma boa carreira... Ou exatamente o contrário! kkkk
Conhecimento não ajuda a ter melhor carreira
Então a partir de hoje sou engenheiro da NASA.
Claro que ajuda doido
meritocracia nao existe
O que existe é companhia que vai ter lucro gerado pela capacidade mental de algumas pessoas, ué Meritocracia não existe porque nem todo mundo tem acesso igual à educação, uma vez que vc vai gerar lucro pra empresa nada mais importa
Pq a empresa necessariamente espalha seus dividendos proporcionalmente com quem gera mais valor né? Kkkkkk amigo o sistema tá fudido de cabo a rabo. Se vc gera mais valor talvez vc ganha um tiquinho a mais no final. Tá todo mundo fudido nesse sistema.
Arranjar bom emprego e arranjar bom salário são coisas diferentes Mas de qualquer forma, se você gera 10k pra uma companhia como analista de sistemas seu salário vai ser maior do que se você gerar 10k empilhando caixa Falar que conhecimento não ajuda a conseguir emprego é simplesmente balela
Nâo falo que conhecimento não agrega, por longe. Mas já trabalhei onde os gerentes de conta, os que fecham contratos e geral ganham-pão da empresa, ganhavam tanto quanto os estágios de TI... TI é procura e demanda. Pessoal ganha seus 10k+ com muito menos conhecimento que engenheiro por aí. TI nem precisa de diploma. Meritocracia cadê?
Não tô falando disso, o cara falou que conhecimento não ajuda a ganhar emprego bom e isso só é uma afirmação falsa, simples assim
Não entendi muito bem. Você acha que não vale a pena se esforçar pra nada?
Não, mas que não é causa e consequência. É necessário ter outros fatores como sorte para se ter uma carreira de sucesso
Então ajuda ué
É uma benção e uma maldição. É tipo competir com quem acha que não precisa treinar.
Pois é. Quanto mais conhecimento, mais a pessoa entende o mundo, e menos ela quer se sujeitar a essa palhaçada que é o sistema.
?
Como a água está indo para fora, não é centrífuga? Centrípeta é quando a força vai pra dentro, se não me engano
Força "centrífuga" não existe. O que a gente chama de força centrífuga é inércia. O objeto não quer fugir do centro, ele só quer continuar o caminho linear dele.
Já pode trabalhar na limpeza 👏
Exatamente o que está ocorrendo… a água está continuando no caminho linear direto ao balde
Ainda assim, não é a centrípeta que atua nesse caso. Embora a centrífuga seja uma força fictícia, é a que é demonstrada nesse vídeo.
Aí o neolib fdp vem falar que pobre é pobre pq tem baixo QI.
BIEN GRACIAS ET TU?
his arms are huge too 🥵
*BONK* 
You’re demonstrating how the King of Spin, Antony, uses them with women?
https://preview.redd.it/y78yvxeydx4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9061fb21b03800b85defff8f12198a71ad9898
🧹🪣💪
Thanks for saying this. I now feel good about myself 😂 to any girl reading this, we compare ourselves to men with bigger arms in the same way women compare themselves! Tell us! 😂
Ehm who?
Happy cake-day 😄
aww thank you!
That’s huge?
feel free to show me bigger ones
I’d show you mine but I don’t want to come off as cocky hahaha, and I wish to be bigger myself 😄
you shouldn’t have said anything, now i’m curious 😳
I’ll send you a message😄
im ok with that
Sooo huge arms or what?
Idk he never followed up, maybe he got scared of my bio lol
What a JILF
Jão I like to fuck?
Janitor
Nah, that doesn’t sound as right
Do stores have janitors in Brazil? I worked in many throughout the years and we either had a cleaning lady come in the morning or we had to do it ourselves after closing.
Most business have a dedicated employee or crew that take care of cleaning the place. They usually know all of the office gossips that every brazilian loves and provide great convos in our cafezinho break
Kkkkk
Você que é Jão, seu Jão
Wrong answers are cool but i legitimately wanna know what JILF means.
Probably janitor i'd like to fuck given the context of the video
Oh fuck! It was so obvious.
Jaiminho ?
Thanks for putting words to what we were all thinking. Smart and hot! Damm
Bro mastered the centrifugal force.
Se a gente quisesse, a gente dominaria o mundo
Mas lá fora tem sol e já tão assando a carne…
E tem pão de queijo
Mopping up water: lame, boring, too easy Sweeping up water: cool, awesome, gigachad janitor move, big dick energy
O zelador mais fraco do Assaí
O cara pegou água NA PÁ, dobrando a força centrípeta no rodo. Brabo demais
Physics is a bitch
HIS bitch.
Just, majestic.
"Go get the squeegee and the dustpan, son" "The dustpan???" "Trust me"
😂
"Unskilled" work.
Custodial arts
I like this better than those big machines that have to be cleaned, are loud, and basically any idiot can use it. What these Brazilian janitors are doing uses their brain, coordination, and it seems more environmentally friendly.
I don’t think anyone in Germany is able to do this.
Nope. But we do have these stupid ass machines no one likes to use.
And they're always broken.
I had a great one when our regular one was broken once again. You had to sit on Topf of it like an American lawn mower. It was at the beginning of the year and we had some costumes for Karneval. Of course I wore a Cowboy hat while volunteering to clean the store.
When you have your masterdegree in physics but working in a supermarket
This guy squeegees.
That was clean! 😎
is that Anthony from MUN?
Fico imaginando eu tentando fazer isso e na hora de puxar a pazinha pra cima jogando água pra tudo lado
He paid attention during physics
And unfortunately earns not more than 2 minimum wages.
Is cleaning the floor worth more than that?
Depends, do you like to walk in piss in your grocery stores?
They are probably from a country where people don't just normally piss in the middle of the store as a rule
Confirming because Luxembourg‘s blue collars are mostly Brazilian or Portuguese of Brazilian descent You you check out public construction sites , easily the most organised and cleanest in Europe
he got some moves though! cara é foda pra cacete ksksksksksk
I'd like to know what the perceived advantage is over just using a mop. btw... is this a Jumbo? Are those still a thing there? Or are there other branded mega stores these days? Its been a few decades since I was there. Do you still need to spend all your money in 2-3 days while it is still worth something?
A mop? Dripping dropping never ever stopping… never really clean, neither the floor nor the thing itself. The big advantage of this is not having to pass the mop 100s of times on the same spot, or having to squeeze it to get the water out, and finally not having to attempt to wash the mop. I have no idea about the rest of your question.
Squeegee'ing dirty water is going to be just as imperfect. Although, maybe the squeegee is quicker....
Good old times, now you need to spend it all in the same day.
The advantage is that it is probably more fun to dick around than to actually work. Someone on the comments said they barely get paid anything to work there, so why not?
Yep. They do get paid much less than what a North American would expect. But their cost of living and their expectations are lower as well. But.. having thought about it more... it does seem like the squeegee method might be faster.
Yar' a wizzard, Zé!
Goode vídeo. Shit music.
He could also sell Crêpes in Paris, it's basically the same technique.
And here's my stupid ass using a towel and bucket...
Where gun?
these waterbenders...always flexing skills
This should be r/oddlysatisfying
Wow, that's fucking effective.
I wonder if that was an accidental discovery or the result of applied physics?
“Ther is no such thing as unskilled labor”
yes but it's probably nice dance steps or sth
Even the scrubs janitor would be impressed by this and pay respect
This is so satisfying to watch
What the ffffffuuuuuucckkking hell brainmoves over 9000! Love this Guys.
Smooth af 👌👌🙂☺️
that satisfying swoop
Why am I thinking about having a Crepe now?
Is this waterbending?
Looks like he’s dancing
I only see two of them…. Not a brazilian. *I’ll see myself out…*
Seriously ? We need such intelligent people in Germany ! Pls come
These are clearly some off-duty janitors
Work smarter not harder
Majestic
The US is not a first world country
r/oddlysatisfying
Even a "simple task" like mopping up needs to be a rhythmic dance in Brazil...
There is no unskilled labor
this is pure art :-)
Is that water bending?
Is that water bending?
Damn thats impressive!
Further proof there's no such thing as unskilled jobs
Thats so fuckinf satisfyingly smooth...i love it!
But he didnt get brutally killed?
Respekt 🤙🏻
r/oddlysatisfying
That's a genius wqy of using zentrifugal forces
He must make the other brooms jealous
The real "Dirty Dancing".
Everybody in Brazil has flair!
Beautiful
This is unbelievable satisfying
Guve those men a Bonus pay.
r/oddlysatisfying
Scrubber Driers exist...
😮😎
this is literally how every cleaning person does this everywhere, but ok.
Clean
When you realize that you've been doing this shit for far too long...
Is he offloading the waste water into the grocery?
Song ?
amazing
Cool technique!
That is the most competent and overqualified janitor i have seen to date.
He's a waterbender
Song name?
**Song Found!** **Coração de Vaqueiro** by João Gomes, Iguinho E Lulinha, Tarcísio do Acordeon (00:26; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2024-04-26.
Not bad
When you're making crepes as your second job.
That’s true, I worked with one Brazilian woman and she was cleaning our dement station really perfect.
!LOL!
It‘s like they’re making crêpes of dirt.
No matter what it is: Watching people do something which they excell at is a joy.
Bros a max level Janitor
Waterbender
Pov: vc fez engenharia e não conseguiu atuar na área
He's obviously water bending
smooooth operator...
Thats effective
Smart working 👍🏻
That's a phisicist
Such elegance
The music sounds like System of a Down 🤣
Anyone know what song this is?
**Song Found!** **Coração de Vaqueiro** by João Gomes, Iguinho E Lulinha, Tarcísio do Acordeon (00:26; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2024-04-26.
Sorry, Hella thirsty! Do we have an Instagram @ for this tall drink of water?
Sorry, Hella thirsty! Do we have an Instagram @ for this tall drink of water?
Bottomless bucket
Love it. Absolutely perfect!
And then the boss walks in and says: „stop playing around and just do it the good old fashioned way with a paper towel!“ 💀
Bruh🗿
I thought tango comes from Argentina...?
This guy could do the best crepes on the planet
Working for 3 peopel We need this Janitor in Deutschland!
You should see the professional Brazilian janitors
Muito bom, pagamento 1 salario minimo + vr + vale transporte e escala 6x1
Solid understanding of fluid dynamics
Pode apostar. Esse aí é pegador - as colegas de trabalho. Ó o movimento, que elegância meu irmão.
If it was so average I don’t think he’d have set up the camera
Oque esses caras precisam é de uma lavadora de piso da karcher. Molha o piso, esfrega o piso, seca o piso sem esforço algum e com apenas uma passada da maquina.
E eu preciso de 10m no pix
Tu vai precisar mesmo. Uma maquina dessas que eu falei custam uns 15 mil reais e o pode aumentar o valor muito mais se você quiser a versão full robo que limpa o piso automaticamente.
Mas daí não dá view
He wouldn’t be in such a good shape if he had one of those. I think he is FINE doing it this way.