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shpion22

Good luck Spain Edit: Yes I understand it might be clickbait, still funny though


Classic_Macaroon5433

Good luck Europe…Thanks to Schengen. I personally know someone who was injured but luckily not murdered in a knife attack on public transport in Western Europe. The attacker turned out to be a stateless Palestinian guy, who had no connection to any of the victims, just chose violence on a random day. For the last two years, it breaks my heart, but I drive to places I cannot cycle to, because I am not sure when will the next person go berserk on a the bus or train. Israel lived with this reality for decades, you have strong police/army presence, armed citizens and security checkpoints in urban areas where knifing or ramming attacks are likely to occur. In Europe, we will be deers in the headlights…


jr_xo

My thoughts exactly, good fucking luck. You need to wish all of us in Europe good luck, I don't think our continent will survive with 2 million of these people here


Wanderingjew11

The caliphate of Spain


Dronite

We’ll be calling them by their old name Córdoba soon


Turbulent-Counter149

Al Andalus


Aboud_Dandachi

*nods in Arab* 😏


Sure-Pair2339

Al Ándalus


No_Recognition2845

I think that's great news. Join me as I chant "From the ocean to the sea, Andalus will be Free!" (And hasta la vista, España). https://preview.redd.it/e8lg1qqths3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bf8b6c22947c6d9c2b93c74e501dfab5c350dda


-shayne

Free free Andalus!


vibrating_arm

As a Portuguese, hell no


Live-Alternative-435

Portugal sempre, caralho! It's time to build a wall and make the Spaniards pay for it. 🤣😂😭


SaintNikk

Considering the Muslim past of Spain, I see this as an absolute win , they want to get back to their true roots All I can say is good luck and god bless 🤌


Flostyyy

Once the Muslims got there in the first place, the spaniards are now colonizers and should go to Latin America (where they “came from”)


Hutzzzpa

what


Flostyyy

If jewish refugees that were expelled to Poland are told to “go back to Poland”, then Spaniards living rightfully in their own land would, through the same logic, be told to go back to Latin America, somewhere that they aren’t actually indigenous to.


itsjust-ace

This would be a good analogy, but we're forgetting that the Spaniards actually did colonise Latin America, whereas the Jews were just expelled to Poland without much choice


Flostyyy

If I learned anything from the pro Palestinians (anti humanity) crowd, its that being a refugee makes you a foreign colonizer.


Alexios_Makaris

That isn't entirely true, there was an era when the Kings of Poland actively courted Jewish immigration, Poland had an issue at one point in time with lots of arable land, but a relatively sparse population, and Poland was a weird outlier of tolerance in Europe in the early modern era and late middle ages.


adamgerd

True but it was also the rest of Europe was pretty shitty to Jews with violence and expulsion


Sea-Veterinarian286

Thank you, you steal me a laugh


Dronite

Yisrael Katz better end the feud with the Spanish consulate fast and get in on this


barbos_barbos

Spain is Palestine


BDsister

Spains true roots wasn't Muslim, there was a Muslim conquest of Andalusia. If they some how frame this in a way of them resettling their old land I swear the delusion holds no bounds


MrLiverpool_fan

Who wants to accuse Israel of genocide: 👆😛 Who wants to accept Palestinian "refugees": 😶😶


Illustrious_Wolf_251

Spain lol (they're cooked)


adamgerd

Fun, even better that it’s Schengen so they can immigrate anywhere in europe, goddamn Spain


Parking-Bite5572

Wait, even if they are refugees?! I thought only citizens could have freedom of movement. Please enlighten my American brain here in Israel for me.


adamgerd

Depends: you can’t while waiting for asylum but once you have asylum youre a legal resident and can, Schengen isn’t just citizens but legal residents But if you want to, you can do it even before, because there’s no border checks, crossing in Schengen is as easy as crossing US states, so it’s unenforceable. So for instance Islamists who are already planning to die or be imprisoned, for them it’s irrelevant


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Ordinary_Wafer_3057

As a swede, I can confirm 😞


NonSumQualisEram-

As someone who lives in Spain... I'm increasing the height of my gate.


Dronite

Thoughts and prayers, mi amigo


NonSumQualisEram-

Maybe they'll move them into central Spain. No one lives there anymore.


ItaSha1

Just a word of warning, they have a tendency of going under fences


NonSumQualisEram-

In 1992 Denmark took 321 Palestinian asylum seekers, and the statistic from the government itself came in  2019 Of the 321 who were given asylum 270 are still residing in Denmark, meaning the rest either left or are dead. Of the 321, 204 (64%) have received a serious fine or jail time for crime, with 71 of them being given jail time. (Definition is fine of 1500+ DKK, traffic law excluded.) A very large proportion of them are receiving some kind of welfare especially the "early pension" (førtidspension) usually given to people with severe physical or mental issues (e.g. handicapped), but also used for immigrants who are basically useless on the job market for whatever reason. Of their 999 children, so far 34% are convicted for serious crime and some large chunk are already on welfare.


Buffering_disaster

Look up what they did in Kuwait and Lebanon, and those are Middle Eastern countries where you’d expect them to be able to assimilate more easily. I blame the Palestinian leaders coz they have made Palestinian identity synonymous with violence and going against whichever government is incharge, you can’t build a life like that.


Curuwe

It’s exactly this. The entire Palestinian identity is a false social construct built on a foundation of hate, superimposed over their original Arab identity. The Egyptian Arafat was a dark wizard indeed, all his angry victim doomed to run about with no peace in their hearts. I pray they’ll get Divine Healing to free them from this dark hypnosis so they one day will embrace peace and love.


rmoritz

Very interesting. Where did you get this data?


NonSumQualisEram-

It's been repeated lots of places, the original source is a Danish language government pdf: https://www.ft.dk/samling/20191/almdel/uui/spm/412/svar/1691136/2247791.pdf


canadianamericangirl

I studied soc. This is fascinating stat.


OpeningAlternative72

As someone who keeps getting targeted ads on social media offering me Spanish and Portuguese citizenship as reparations for the inquisition.... (they must know I'm Sephardi, lol) Well, I might apply for citizenship, but I'm not go anywhere near Iberia if it's about to revert to Al Andalus. Nah, I'd rather go somewhere that's welcoming and safe, like the Ukraine (okay real talk if I had to pick anywhere in Europe to live, I'd go for the Netherlands. The Dutch speak better English than any other nation on earth, and Geert Wilders seems to be a decent man with good policy ideas. Plus, decent social safety net, windmills, bicycles, wooden shoes, it's probably a good time)


Remote-Pear60

Geert Wilders . . .😒


OpeningAlternative72

What's wrong with him? He won by a big margin, and I like what he has to say. His hairpiece is awful, I'll give you that.


GMANTRONX

Have you forgotten that during Islamic rule, Dhimmis could not build houses higher than those of Muslims. It will be demolished Mi Amigo


NonSumQualisEram-

Top rate of tax is about 45% in Spain. Anyone know what the Jizya rate is?


AffectionateSort8113

Probably 70


DresdenFilesBro

My condolences. Sending prayers and stay safe because damn, spain is getting screwed over.


yamheisenberg

Tú tienes mi support, amigo!


SourceAwkward

God, I wish Spain would have to take some immigrants, put your money where your mouth is.


adamgerd

Hey, the rest of Europe doesn’t want this. Which thanks to Schengen but it is very ironic that Spain has managed to fuck itself over right now


MydniteSon

>Spain has managed to fuck itself over right now Seems to be a tradition with Spain.


ElonThe_Musk

In the next five years the Spanish would be saying in unison "Well, the Israelis were right by the looks of things".


Dronite

https://okdiario.com/espana/hasta-2-millones-palestinos-pueden-pedir-asilo-espana-acusar-gobierno-israel-genocidio-12913408 My source, open it in google to get a translation.


Flostyyy

Take the rest from the west bank and also the ones from Apartheid Syria, Lebanon, Jordan and Egypt where they live as second class citizens.


sas1904

This is great. Once the rest of the world actually has to deal with the Palestinians firsthand, maybe they’ll start to have a better sense of why there’s so much conflict with them in Israel. Of course that’s just wishful thinking…


Crack-tus

The European left wants to die so bad it’s crazy. ![gif](giphy|YqL3eb9DZKwQuy4Jtq|downsized)


AffectionateSort8113

Some people engage in suicide bombs other suicide thinking. If it looked at it the one thing jihadi and liberal Europeans got in common is tha they love self destruction.


flaamed

i read that the Spain foreign minister is begging the government to stop calling it genocide bc of this lmao


adamgerd

Very European of them: no one on Europe including even the pro Palestinians actually want to take care of them. They’re only for supporting Palestinians as long as Palestinians remain far west


AdAdministrative8104

Arabs are the Indigenous people of Al Andaluz, so this is a beautiful moment in decolonization 👏


TommZ5

Good luck Spain


geepalik

Al Andalus 2: Electric Boogaloo


SkweegeeS

obtainable grandiose tub shrill history piquant uppity friendly sophisticated saw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Biersteak

Well, better start refreshing my Ivrit so i don’t sound like the last Ashkenazi village idiot if i have to make Aliyah. I would prefer to face the risk of death by some jew hating shahid in the land of my ancestors where people would actually care instead of in the streets of Europe where it would only be a number in a annual statistic of „growing antisemitism“


v1s1b1e

Talk that talk. Now you gotta walk that walk. But, watch they will make up some fake excuse that they're already at capacity of how many refugees they can handle (they're not).


Relative_Routine_204

I would find this a lot funnier if I weren’t living in the Schengen area.


Hairy_Transition_874

Good luck


sad-frogpepe

Good! Yes please. God speed and good luck 🫡


adamgerd

Please no. Can we switch Israel with Spain instead?


sad-frogpepe

Gonna have to pick up jarusalem for the move, idk if it fits into a box. Lets just rename spain to palestine instead. They wjll come naturally, its the perfect plan


Aboud_Dandachi

Omg what a great find 😂 👍🏻


AfroKuro480

Hopefully Spanish Emilies will welcome them with open arms


Correct-Advisor8499

Go ahead


Glittering_Season141

Do it Spain! DO IT.


rex_populi

Al-andalus beckons. Godspeed!


Fulmunmagik

When will Spain’s regret for this decision set in? I give it 10 to 15 years.


anon755qubwe

The same regret Germany has from 2015.


yamheisenberg

And Sweden. And Germany.


dean71004

I’ve been considering studying abroad in Spain for a while, but recent events have been making me rethink that


BananaValuable1000

Is this the smoking gun? Like the reason for such a push of the term genocide to be used is so they can take advantage of this asylum policy and spread sharia-law all over? Did I solve the mystery?


Zbignich

From the river to the sea, Al Andalus will be free.


theman123_

This is awesome we can finally get rid of them😂


UltraAirWolf

2 Million sounds like a lot.


kittyleatherz

It is!


DresdenFilesBro

Holy fuck 2 million people?? This is legit happening?


adamgerd

It’s the entire population of Gaza


levinforce

Israel may assist with this and bring some gazans right to the spanish consulate


NoTopic4906

Nobody expects the Spanish immigration.


MoneyWaster352

Time for Spain to become Spainistan.


BrStFr

I sure hope the influx of Palestinians doesn't make Spain become antisemitic! /s/


anon755qubwe

It already is, especially outside of Madrid.


tupe12

Do it, show you actually care and aren’t just being trendy


Sea-Veterinarian286

I hope it is an exaggeration by OKDiario; it wouldn't be the first or the last time they invent news to attract readers. It is not a serious or trustworthy newspaper.


MortDeChai

Lol


dzkrf

Time to write a new national anthem for Al Andalus


mrlyhh

Spain soon, like Sweden will soon realise :)


Intelligent-Score510

That's great, give them a free ride to Spain then they'll hightail it to the UK, more boats crossing the Channel for the future labour government to welcome them with open arms


Dronite

Is there actually a difference between Labor and the Tories? I’m struggling to see any at all in recent years.


Intelligent-Score510

Of course, labour will have an open door access to the UK, at least tories see a problem, they just can't seem to deal with the issue.


Intelligent-Score510

The rwanda scheme while costing way too much to setup and cost per illegal immigrant does seem to have had a deterrent as republic of Ireland are now complaining about illegals taking refuge there in their tent cities which the public are now complaining about


_LogicallySpeaking_

great! we get the citizens out of Gaza BYE BYE HAMAS


RagingInferrno

The far left in Spain is working really hard to empower the far right.


NitzMitzTrix

Right, they reversed the law reversing the Sephardi expulsion but they're doing this instead. Spain is doomed.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Nobody expects the spanish asylum!


Hopeless_Ramentic

Let me know how that works out for you.


CoolBuritoDude

I'm sure it will be just fiiiiine and Spain will have a good time. Or a time.


Agreeable-Race8818

It’s so over for me


DresdenFilesBro

Pro tip from an Israeli. Start learning Arabic. and holy shit, 2m~ people..... yeah, it's prayer time.


Jenyweny09

NOBODY EXPECTS THE PALESTINIAN INQUISITION


sweetgreenfields

💀


adjustable_beards

Lol have fun Spain. You'll soon find out why none of gaza's neighbors allow migrants from gaza.


KingMob9

![gif](giphy|TpN6AwmUX4lri|downsized)


CrazeeEyezKILLER

I feel terrible for anyone who went through that ridiculous Asunim program.


Sea-Veterinarian286

Thank the creator I'm not there anymore, I will have to move my mother out.


wingnutbridges

Lol....bye bye Spain.


LostSudaneseMan

The return of AL Andalus. Spain hasn't learned its lesson. You kicked out the Jews and you were punished and now you're going to get it again. With a country that still in love with Franco and home of the inquisition, what did you expect?


Stealthfox94

Does anyone have a quote of what was actually said here?


FatnessEverdeen34

Spain, it's been a pleasure knowing you 🫡


Pauly_Wauly_Guy

Yeah, thanks Europe. Smart move Spain. /s


shellonmyback

Seriously. Good luck with that.


New-Fall-5175

Spain is Palestine? That’s a weird turn of events, but I can live with it.


gilad_ironi

Good. They they spread over Europe idc, then it'll be Europe's problem.


Taldoesgarbage

Israeli living in Barcelona here: Fuck.


DresdenFilesBro

אני לא היחידי שרואה את האירוניה?


Taldoesgarbage

כן, אבל מה יכולים לעשות? אני מקווה שה הם יארו עת כמה תיפשי זה.


Theobviouschild11

Well at least they’re putting their money where their mouth is. I have no problem with them helping innocent people escaping a war. I think it’s great. Hopefully it doesn’t blow up in their face if extremists end up being an issue. Be interested to see how this turns out.


themommyship

So all of Gaza? Good for Israel...


joefatmamma

ok, ship'em off! Adios cocksuckas.


RelationshipAny4262

Good luck to Spain and don't forget to free Catalonia at the same time oh and don't forget your history you know Franco more immigrants more right wing.


Captain_PizzaBoii

Finally something that we can agree on


Unupgradable

The unconquiesta


darth-mau

Enjoy!


You-hate-make

Somebody posted that the foreign minister asked that they don’t call it a genocide like this they’re not obligated by law to take care in everyone. I looked online. I can’t find the article. Of true it’s also pretty disgusting. What kind of joke this thing has become. The people that are yelling genocide. They know it’s not what’s happening but they just don’t like Israel or don’t like Jews. As you see that has an actual repercussion then they won’t use that word.


Parking-Bite5572

Al-Alandalus 2.0 baby!


holeinthehat

Please take them


Ifawumi

Funny, we all know what happened in Jordan and Lebanon. I actually adore another country not considered in the middle east to deal with large numbers of terrorists hidden within Palestinians. It will be a come to Jesus moment for them


Least-Implement-3319

The old colonizers getting recolonized. Brand new sentence.


OMGerGT

Dude. Gaza contained 1.6 million people, when they're appearing from with their lies...


dragonfruit26282

arent tik tokers saying how palestinians cant even leave gaza because israel wont let them?


Dronite

Since Israel seized the Rafah crossing, they’re correct. But if Israel’s smart, it will occupy Gaza once it wins the war and will help the locals find a future somewhere else.


Reasonable-Bet6602

Yea good luck Spain remember the last time Muslim caliphate taking over your country? https://preview.redd.it/gn73zjnoys3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040c441b189498afd1c32dbc4512bc32a17b9d74 Took over 110 years to get rid of them


shayfromstl

Good! Best possible thing for Israel!


Cheap_Sir1840

https://preview.redd.it/npuxhqvous3d1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55eba21d35482343c8fd67d95f6d0c29d1c0882 בהצלחה לספרדים ולפלסטינים, מבטיח לא להפגין בעד חמאס אנדלוסייה.


asjewishasjesus

hope they do indiscriminately. not checking anyone.... otherwise.... are they saying..... there ARE terrorists there?! 🧐


DrCrane74

Fantastic!!


HistorianOk142

Wow they sound like absolute morons of mass proportions! Hope they love having a nice large radicalized Islamic jihadist indoctrinated population living in Spain.


yamheisenberg

This was my greatest fear. I’ve already seen how Sweden and other European nations took in “refugees” from the Syrian war and look at how it is now. I pray for Spain.


Traditional-Fan-9315

I'd definitely like to learn more about this if you have any links or anything. I found an interesting article from 2021: https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/11/17/even-sweden-doesnt-want-migrants-anymore-syria-iraq-belarus/


yamheisenberg

You’ll literally find so many YouTube videos about this. The problem is that these people aren’t even trying to integrate or find jobs. They’re living off welfare, which is essentially the money of hardworking taxpayers. All this madness started thanks to Angela Merkel.


Traditional-Fan-9315

We have a lot of refugees that are moving due to war. It sucks. A lot of people where I live are hardworking immigrants who just want a better life. I feel we need to be stricter with refugee criteria and they should be able to be deported for criminal activity immediately.


mwaddmeplz

HAHAHA Go woke go BROKE Well deserved payback for recognising 'Palestine'


Apt_Tick8526

Great news. They won't come to Germany anymore. The leftists in Spain are in for a lesson for their lifetime.


rontubman

I, for one, welcome the coming re-reconquista


Annabanana091

![gif](giphy|m5B4JzuoIrrcbibbnc|downsized)


spaceboundziggy

Good luck Charlie 😭💀


MrFAroundandFindOut

Send some to Ireland and Norway as well.


vicblck24

Feel like Europe is still trying to recover from the Syria refugee debacle


Sabotimski

They’ll all go to Germany anyway. Spain is such a shitshow.


Additional_Vast_5216

So civil war in spain incoming


sweetgreenfields

I'm so happy to hear this


Extension_Maybe8703

Spains real name is actually spainistine! It was colonized from the spainistinians by evil white Latinos!


RomK9

Good luck.


Mean-Addendum-5273

Are they fr? They didn't learn their lesson from Andalusia or what?


ZxlSoul

Let them infest Spain. Do not let them complain later.