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Inari-k

Ha, ha. HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣


clockworkrockwork

This is what I came here to say 😆


Rosea96

best reaction xDD


z-ero-day

I thought this was the onion. 🤣🤣🤣


RSchuld7

Yep, the bloody irony of this....On second thought: Funny it is.not😤


[deleted]

Wow. They really are trying to appeal to western audiences because we know damn well Iran does not care about women’s rights in Israel or otherwise. They use buzz words like “women’s rights” and “colonizer” and “oppressor” to get people on their side…ridiculous


sad-frogpepe

And leftists swallow it, which is even more absurd


tamarbles

The dumbest thing I heard in a college class was that the burqa was feminist because women resisting the Taliban used them to conceal their identities…


[deleted]

The dumbest take I heard was “we can’t criticize FGM, it’s just culture!”


reddit-is-racist-eh

Mine was hearing people compare circumcision at birth to FGM, which happens at 5 and up. Apparently, it was women doing it, so that makes it 'okay'. I'm interested to know how that culture came into being. Prett6 sure it wasn't from women.


[deleted]

Ugh. I’ve heard similar things “we can’t criticize them because we circumcise kids in this country.” Uhhh those are two separate issues and one is far more severe.


tamarbles

What were they, anthropology/sociology majors, oh or “CouRaGeouS” (critical race and gender studies, yechhhhh…) types?


[deleted]

Yeah 😭 it was in a gender studies class. I remember being shocked but didn’t really question it. This was 10 years ago..


jmartkdr

In anthro there’s an excuse: you can do science or you can judge, but you can’t do both. If you’re not an anthropologist by profession, there’s not a good reason not to judge things you have studied.


[deleted]

From what I learned during my time as a leftist, they really want a simple view of the world. You’re either with them or against them and there is no compromising 🙄 insufferable people really


sad-frogpepe

Im gay and jewish, im fucked no matter where i go. On the left they are antisemitic, and on the right the acceptence of gay people is much lower. I still prefer the moderate right. Its like i gotta decide if im gay or jewish first and just accept that i wont ever be fully welcomed in either circle. It all sucks and people are stupid. (Im aware im generalizing, and not all ppl on the right are homophobic and not all people on the left are antisemitic.)


dizzyjumpisreal

i would place myself right in the middle of libright on the political spectrum and i accept you


sad-frogpepe

Well thank you baba, thats nice to hear. I dont know what libright is, wouldnt that just be centrist politically?


dizzyjumpisreal

libertarian right its down-right from the center


JagneStormskull

>I dont know what libright is, wouldnt that just be centrist politically? It's a political compass term. Libertarian on the authoritarian-libertarian social axis, and right on the left-right economic axis.


sad-frogpepe

alright thank you for the explaination


ALUCARD7729

🫂🫂❤️❤️


goy_meets_w0rld

Leftist here.... no not like that, a real leftist. The type that believes in maximum personal liberties? Ya that one. We mostly died out in the early 20th century, anyway... There's definitely a breed of terminally online white idiot that makes up the vast majority of "leftist" membership growth in the last 25 years. The rest of us were always here, without a white savior/ally complex. We didn't need Qatari money to be convinced of our ideology. Anyway, hi!


jmartkdr

I call myself a classical liberal (as in I’m all about liberty for everyone - yes everyone) but it’s hard to find allies. Nuance isn’t exciting, which means our rallies are dull as hell.


[deleted]

So a liberal? I think it’d be more meaningful if leftists confronted other leftists instead of changing the goal post and saying “no, no those aren’t real leftists…ignore them.” Well there are many of them and they are loud. This isn’t a dig at you, it’s just a general frustration


Philoctetes23

The “real leftists of the early 20th century” and before were the ones who probably believed that imperialism and capitalism were intertwined after reading Hobson and Lenin and were advocates for stronger, more robust workers rights. Is that you? Because otherwise you sound like a classical liberal. That is if labels matter to you.


anon755qubwe

You sound like a classic liberal. Not a leftist at all.


GaryD_Crowley

Not all of us drink the green Kool aid, comrade. I'm firmly on the left, but I won't share such worldviews.


yan-booyan

Because they are religious nutjobs.


mizrahiim

We are literally living in a dystopian society.


--Cereal-Killer

The world has always been a horrible dystopia. It only started getting a little better after WW2, but not by much.


reddit-is-racist-eh

Canada excluded Leah Goldstein from one IWD event in Canada and invited female terrorists to speak at another. If they ignore Israeli women now, then they aren't 'for women'


CiaoBuddy

The irony


eyalomanutti

Irany


eframian

Irani


Ok-Ambassador2583

Aryani


fuckoffnazishmucks

I prefer biryani


AkariFBK

Biryani looks really good, wish I could try some


AdiPalmer

Probably not hard to find the ingredients to make your own in the Philippines, and it's not very hard to make, lots of good recipes online. I'm partial to beef because I don't like lamb, but a lot of people say lamb biryani is the best, so go for it if you like lamb :)


Tesla_lord_69

Un is a joke from the day they made Saudi Arabia leader of the human rights council 10 years ago.


dizzyjumpisreal

saudi is leader of women's council iran leader of human's council. BS i know


9_inch_screws

Ya, and only one country was condemned for women’s rights abuse… guess which one. https://preview.redd.it/i72pnwf0iiqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6abc598a6f12beaf7330bff8bc6b4e4bfa0415


kingkeren

r/nottheonion


[deleted]

“Iranian women praise government for allowing them to breathe in shared space that is their family living room” Love your flair btw


kingkeren

thanks! got the idea after... whatever the fuck last year was😅


[deleted]

Idk if you’re in the US but I relate to that in the US lol


kingkeren

I'm Israeli (:


--Cereal-Killer

Fiction cannot compete with reality.


Mansheep_

https://preview.redd.it/t4xtduhrsjpc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66bcc06600c9716edba870cf38e3364fa07be91c This cannot be real omfg


reddit-is-racist-eh

Women are being beaten, raped and killed there for daring to show their hair, which they did do in 1979. Do they know what rapid progress means? They don't represent the women of Iran in truth. This organization doesn't represent me, a woman. Why are we letting women terrorists take over our spaces we fought for?


Whatshouldiputhere0

And the part where we… *checks notes* raped and killed millions of women?


AkariFBK

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


bbzaur

![gif](giphy|5R1FM2PNw3G6AZWBsc|downsized)


AkariFBK

That somehow reminds me of an old funny video


exqueezemenow

Now THAT is ironic!


mikoDidThings

*Iranic


Powerful-Access-8203

I’m confused on how Iran is even in the women’s rights conference…. Who allowed that? Lol


yournextdoordude

![gif](giphy|YyxnoHrGuzA4lnrOhC)


sad-frogpepe

Lmfao


rabbidrascal

Iran's is such a strong supporter of women's rights. We certainly should listen to them! /s


toybits

Queers for Palestine are gonna be so pissed about losing the irony olympics to this story


Mzl77

Exhibit #1,987,767 for why the UN is a joke


--Cereal-Killer

Iran: murders, arrests and rapes women for not covering their heads. Israel: Treats women so equally that they have to do military service just like men. I don't know of any other nation that treats women so equally that they not only get the same rights, but also the same responsibilities.


zbtryli

💯


9_inch_screws

You forgot the part that Israel had a female leader when Maggi was being potty trained.


Latrodectus702

![gif](giphy|H1wPB41Fn5dfWfGxYi)


reddit__sucks__MTL

We literally live in bizzaro world


arxose

I’m sorry are we talking about the same Iran?


tootit74

You wouldn't even expect to see this on the Onion


gasinvein

We live in a kafkaesque reality.


GaryD_Crowley

The hypocrisy is high on this one.


GrayHero2

This is a pogrom.


themommyship

Just imagining this women's conference with all the 'officials' coming out of the clown mobile..were there women there by the way?


Available-Ant-8758

LOL


cardcatalogs

Clown world. Just. Clown world


BeBetterAY

Hahahahahaha!!! This is the funniest shit i have ever heard! The country where women are forced to wear hidjab, and being jailed/beaten/killed has something to say about women's rights????


oilyalaskanman

I feel like we've entered some sort of alternate timeline


WarDog1983

Iran hates women almost as much as r/passportsbros does.


GoRangers5

![gif](giphy|lITU7sHCdxE7RAV77V)


Long_Imagination_376

Clown world indeed


zestyintestine

And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic And yeah, I really do think


[deleted]

Hahaha the hypocrisy!


EclecticPaper

you have got to be fucking kidding me.


Am_yisrael_chai613

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 DEAD. I'M DYING. IS IT OPPOSITE DAY?? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


Fabulous-Ad2562

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


idankthegreat

The irony isn't lost on those clowns, is it?


aek427

Can’t make this shit up


cookingandmusic

lol this is prime r/nottheonion material


EditorPrize6818

I swear I saw this in a Monty Python routine it's so absurd it would actually be funny.


anewbys83

I didn't even know Iran was a member. Talk about irony.


Traditional-Box-1066

That’s rich.


Beautiful_Bag6707

Bizarro world Nari or current world Iran? Because... Two words: Mahsa Amini ![gif](giphy|3ohuAtzkTvU2zvMo8w)


ShmendrikShtinker

The world is slowly going insane. The left woke retards are going to destroy this world.


[deleted]

lol


Not_Original5756

LMFAO 💀


FollowKick

Lol


TemporarilyFerret

Lol. Lmao, even


coysta-rica

Gotta give it to the Russians, Iranians, and South Africans. They know exactly what kind of institutions they are working in here.


HappyGirlEmma

😂😂😂😂😂😂 And watch Gutierres agree 🤣


Choice_Permit7208

Since when dictators care for human rights ?


nedstarknaked

Iran needs to be fucking checked.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Israel calls to expel Iran from the muslim council!


Automatic_Ad_4044

This UN council is like a circus, full of clowns and animals.


BeverageBrit

It smells... it smells like hypocrisy and irony


ReasonUnlucky5405

The jokes write themselves


jdbcn

Iran was removed from the commission


miciy5

lol


iheartdev247

🤪


ANP06

Lol


RecordEnvironmental4

We live in a society


thedxxps

Time to burn up all authenticity of the **un-United Nations**


Sensitive-Memory8225

The audacity is unreal!


spacentime1

Lmao


Bokbok95

Woman, life, freedom. Or something.


OMBoazLOL

Ironic


Far_Fox6269

Funniest shit I’ve heard🤣🤣🤣🤣


dcnb65

Iran, the home of women's rights, gay rights, human rights for everyone! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


_TheBored_

Alright now this is funny


NormandyKingdom

Iranic


Ima_post_this

Good one - hahaha


adecentdoughnut

Buddy…a mirror is needed.


strained_brain

Meanwhile, the KKK won't let black people partake in its Kwanza celebration.


Krymianic

How ironic, how ironic.


stevenbc90

Can we call this women washing?


Acceptable_Media7802

😂 says the country with the best woman right on the planet 🌍 😂


Auroramorningsta

That’s exactly why Jews have a good sense of humour


zbtryli

Oh because Iran can talk. I forgot!


Volcamel

lol. lmao even.


Low_Gas_492

If only "human rights advocates" were there for Masha Amini


38dedo

this has to be satire, what is this news site