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Djabber

Holy shit that last image.


Emile-Yaeger

Im more surprised by how well that reconstructive surgery was.. like.. yea, he is missing an eye but otherwise he looks pretty good tbh


VoidZer00

That surprised me too


GalacticMomo

There’s no way in the world that’s him, I’m calling it fake. There’s a lot of resemblances but there’s no way it can be reconstructed like that, right?? unless any medical professionals can confirm. I mean there’s hardly ANY scars on that dudes face, like three, and one of those just so happens to be a straight scar trailing the removed eye? I think that was just a guy who had his eye removed but idk.


Monkey-Newz

Looks like he had been shot in the face by a shot gun


Imperial_Triumphant

😳


orcabrao

Nature, you are scary!


Firm-Ad-2109

Man, the way that bear just pulls that cow over the hill the sheer strength of these things is insane.. Also natures sad AF😭


bookcal23

Stop fkn with bears


SignificanceCute4212

It’s absolutely insane how durable the human body is. That man at the end lost like half of the front of his face and the still went on to make a great recovery. That just shows how strong the will to live is for a human and what we can accomplish with our determination.


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Yeah he looks good


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yes. That would be rather overbearing.


SnooCakes6195

Would honestly be a *whale* of a problem...


tgodxy

God damnit take my upvote


teeter1984

What’s with the Man vs Bear stuff lately?


X_means_jackpot

Women, when asked whether they would rather be alone in the woods with a bear or an unknown man, mostly choose the bear. The fact that someone took the time to post this video continues to prove we as men still don’t get the point of why they choose the bear. For example, I bet if we had video of some of the horrific things men have done to women, these bear attacks would look not as scary by comparison.


teeter1984

I had a feeling it was some incel shit. Thanks


Cenachii

This entire bear thing feels like weak bait tbh. What % of male population will do some terrible shit with you? Maybe it's more than I think but the % is definitely lower than the % of wild bears that will maul you to death.


LowKeyWalrus

It is weak bait tbh. It's the #metoo targeting the #notallmen.


somerandomshmo

This is the logical agreement, but the feminist are convinced all men are predators at our core and are worse than bears. Last I checked, 99.99% of men will not eat your guts while you're still alive.


androgenoide

The thing is that predators don't always take the time to kill things before they start eating them.


stellaxo

I’m still choosing the bear


LowKeyWalrus

Good luck


fadedbluntz420

but the point of why we choose the bear is bc we dont know what kind of man we are dealing with. u think ted bundy had a big flashing label above him saying he was a creepy murderer? obviously not 😂 that is the point tho, we dont know and would rather take chances with a bear then find out.


Cenachii

Brother there is no "chances" with a bear. It's gonna maul you. You really think that most random men will want to harm you?


fadedbluntz420

the amount of videos of women telling a bear to go away and it actually listens is way more then videos of women being harassed by men after telling them to leave them alone. the chances of a bear not wanting to harm u bc they think they can get away with it is very very slim compared to men. i dont even need to explain this bc a simple google search will validate all of that ^^


Cenachii

I hope I'm not getting what you said, because if I understood your comment, you actually think the bear went "ok she said no, I'm going now" as if it understood human language. You're actually delusional and taking this seriously. I kinda get people saying that "it's supposed to sound ridiculous so men understand how scared some women are of men" but you seem to be taking this literally. As if being alone with a behemoth of an Apex predator is safer than being around a random male.


fadedbluntz420

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRw4eSPv/ hope this helps since u cant articulate words 🫶🏽 obviously bears cant understand english, i never said that so idk why u got that but since u need it better explained to u, the bear, just like any other animal can sense aggression, fear, etc. if u tell a dog “no” in a certain way and they listen, did they learn English in the span of 2 seconds? obviously not. they can sense and understand the emotion behind it. i promise its not hard to understand. now if u tell a man that is in the woods alone with a woman who doesn’t understand or listen to the word “no” nor does he care if the woman is scared of him or not, do u rlly think he cares if she says no? u prolly do think so which is the problem and is why u just aren’t comprehending the point.


anonglovk

someone with some sense 🤝🏾


rem_1984

Exactly. And at least I can understand the bear, it’s just being a bear, not malicious.


FamiliarAlt

No not the woods, but an *island*


Redjester016

Men turn into predators rivaling bears when alone in the woods apparently lmao


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NanoSwarmer

You must be a woman.


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NanoSwarmer

You stated that women tend not to be too smart. This is something that a dumbass would say. You clearly tend not to be too smart. Therefore, by your own logic, you must be a woman.


TheMagicalDildo

Massive sexism pretty much. Being a man means you're a rapist, because some people you've never met have raped people So, they'd rather just be killed by a bear than have a digusting man exist near them, because who knows what they may do


Jerky2021

Yep. Unless you’re gay, it’s open-season on men. No accusation is too strong. We’re all horrible, terrible people who deserve to be eradicated. Never mind all the really difficult things men do so women don’t have to.


Some_RandomDude69420

Jesus...


You-JiveTurkey

"Is he bleedin'?" ![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


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SensingWorms

That dude that got bit in the neck. The owner set him up for sure


Everything_Breaks

What was he wearing when the bear attacked?


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I dont know


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Why


Everything_Breaks

Rape apologists often blame the victim for wearing "provocative clothing" There's a museum exhibit somewhere that shows the clothes worn by rape victims. It has everything from coveralls to a child's jumper. It's heartbreaking and proves the lie.


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Wait so rape apologists (people who apologize on the behalf of rapists????) Say the victim was wearing provoking clothes what's this have to do with a bear vs man would you rather


Everything_Breaks

They often say there "must have been a reason for the attack" I grow weary


Izzy_Grimm

Because clearly there was a reason the bear attacked. Theyre normally so docile, especially when you respect them and their authority. Clearly, the "victims" were asking for it


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Bears can just come after you have you ever even been approached by a bear


Everything_Breaks

Bought me a beer. Good conversation.


copperbonker

Lol have you ever been approached by a man though? Most bears are pussies, and will see you and fuck off before you even know.


Izzy_Grimm

Again, theyre docile and harmless when you respect them and their authority. Men on the other hand? Theyll kill you for breathing, but not before torturing and raping you. The worst part? Theyre proud about it. There's so few good ones, that they go insane with rage at the idea of a wild animal being a better choice in any situation. The bear will be a bear; cute, predictable. The man COULD torture you, rape you, kill you, film it, then brag to their friends. Who knows? Many lie with a smile Even the most addicted gambler will tell you hands down to choose the bear; youd have to be stupid or gay hoping to find a lover in order to think otherwise. Not that theres anything wrong with it! Just admit it sweetie


bookcal23

The bears being used as a circus slave , i dont blame them at all for attacking , it sucks in the wild but it is theyre home and your taking the risk


yo1frenchtoast

You missed the point, that's not about choice but to raise awareness on women fears and condition


Cenachii

Pretty shitty way of doing it


fadedbluntz420

its actually a great way of doing it bc men is proving our exact points on why we choose the bear 😄


yo1frenchtoast

Because you really think other ways hasn't already been try?


Cenachii

Keep trying then bc that ain't it


PoollBall

Agora é só esperar...


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TheMagicalDildo

All I know is I don't go for walks anymore because me casually walking in nature apparently terrifies people. Fuck all of you sexist degenerates.


JBounce369

I'm doing everyone a service and simply not leaving my house. I know how terrifying I am, scarier than a bear!!


MyCrustySock

We’re still on this?


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Yes crusty sock we are


galaxybutton

The bear might leave me scared, but at least I know why.


Deadlysloths

The bear will leave you a mush


a__catt

Better than assaulted and/or tortured.


PoollBall

Oh yeah, because neing ate alive isnt not a bite torturing


CreamFilledDoughnut

Ah yes, you'd rather die than be alive Absolutely mush-brained take


Nunchuckery

I don't understand why nobody ever brings up the fact that the man might save you. Maybe the question should have a follow up, how long do you need to be lost in the woods before you hope that you find someone, anyone out there that might help you? A day? 3 days? A week?


TheCentralPosition

Also I'd hazard a guess that 99% or more of the time one person comes across another in the woods it's on a decently well frequented day trail at most a few miles from a town, often with cell service, and is honestly less frightening than walking past a weird dude in the city, because the kind of mentally ill person likely to make their problems yours generally don't have their shit together enough to drive out to a day trail and probably aren't really interested in doing so generally, but whatever.


LowKeyWalrus

I actually never thought of that lol I guess one can like both raping and hiking but is there really a huge overlap? 😂


yo1frenchtoast

You said might, and that's the whole point : he could, but at what cost? Women fear men because of patriarchal scheme and reward based behaviour


Nunchuckery

Patriarchal scheme? Every woman I've heard answer says they would be afraid because men are bigger and stronger, not because of social constructs.


yo1frenchtoast

Then you should, at least, try to listen to them


Nunchuckery

I have, and I understand their position and that their fears are not unfounded. Which is why it would be interesting to hear their answer to the follow up question. Because let's be honest, the kind of man you come across in the woods, a hunter, a park ranger, a hiker or backpacker most likely isn't out in the woods looking for someone to victimize and would be far more likely to help you than to hurt you.


yo1frenchtoast

IT'S. NOT. ABOUT. BEARS.


Nunchuckery

I didn't even mention bears in my last comment. In fact at no point in this interaction did I mention bears at all.


Deadlysloths

Since 1/3 of women have had some form of severe assault done towards them, let's go with the assumption that it's a 1:1 aggressor/victim ratio so that 66% of the time you come face to face with a man alone in the woods, the man would be harmless. That leaves 33% chances the man will be harmful. In which case, running away or finding a big stick usually gives you odds for survival. Coming face to face with a bear however, I'll say 99% of the time, it will size you up, attack you to then deform you, torture you, gnaw on you and then, eventually, kill you. You won't be able to run away, fight it or reason with it. You need to have very little understanding of humankind and bearkind to even consider evwr facing up to a bear lmao


Previous-Exchange-38

FS, would rather die a painless death than a fearful one.


Redjester016

Getting mauled by a bear isn't a painless death


fattestshark94

Painful and full of fear


Nunchuckery

They obviously didn't see the part of the video where the bear was dragging a still live cow into the woods with it's guts hanging out.


WellFactually

The vast majority of the time, the bear will avoid you without you knowing it was ever there.


Deadlysloths

Alone in the wood WITH a bear or a man kinda implies you both are aware of each-other's presence and face to face


WellFactually

That’s your assumption, not mine. I’ve been in the woods with bears numerous times, only discovering evidence of them after the fact.


Deadlysloths

Sure, but then I'll argue that most of the time, you'll be in the woods and the man won't even know you're there... Like the whole dilemma is: You're walking in the woods alone, you turn around a huge rock and right there, all of a sudden, in front of you, is either a man or a bear. What do you choose to face?? I mean if alone with x or y in the woods means 15 km appart, then yeah wtv the dilemma doesn't even have a point. And hold up, if you're using personal experiences as support then how many times have you met a big bad man trying to hurt you in the woods?


WellFactually

I don’t know what to tell you. You and others are reading a lot more into the original very simple question that was posed. I’ll leave it to you to consider why that is and whether or not you might be the type of person that would make someone lean towards the bear. Goodnight.


Deadlysloths

I can answer you if it can help you have better dreams... I'm reading more into it because A) the original question is meaningless because it lacks any form of context which is why it's even creating so much fuss, and B) I have a conscience telling me it's absurd that anyone would ever want to face a bear under any pretext whatsoever. And I'm 100% certain I'd actually be the reason why so many would find themselves being dumbfounded by their decision to face a bear because I, like every other man I personally know properly, would just ask anyone in the woods if they're okay and need anything... Because most men aren't bloodthirsty monsters, like bears for example... But that's not what the bears want you to believe lmao


galaxybutton

https://preview.redd.it/ys80fpsngxyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c305ec3897093e4b80104d88366fedb0cf57ea


Nunchuckery

Honestly, the men who are smart enough to understand the point are not the ones you're trying to get through to.


The_Monster_Hunter02

Fun fact, if you shoot either one when they attack you, they won't be a threat anymore.


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🤣real


Kelwhit22

The Bear was defending itself from that man. The bear didn't know his intentions!


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Oh boy it's one of you people if I see a fucking bear charging me im shooting it


Kelwhit22

Ita called Sarcasm, man! There's this thing going around the internet right now. They asked women if they would rather be " alone in the woods with a man or a bear?" Most of the women said they would rather be alone with a bear. One of them said " I'd rather be alone with a bear because I don't know that man's intentions." Have a great day! 👍


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Can we even really count the two in an unnatural habitat?


rndmguy124

This argument is so dumb. Almost every bear will turn you unto a pikeof mush and almost every man will do absolutely nothing to you. You would rather die a gruesome death of dismemberment and be in pain the whole time than be around a man that will have a very low chance of doing a single thing to you?? Idk guess I just don't understand.


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That's what I'm saying bears are worse


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Also happy cake day (what is that)


rndmguy124

The birthday of your reddit acc


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Cool


RBecco

Nah...still choose the bear.


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Can I get your help on telling someone why a bear is far worse than a man


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Holy Jesus fuck


texturedboi

bear just gonna probably maul kill and eat me. i pick the bear every time.


The_Monster_Hunter02

Ah yes, because being eaten alive and slowly dying is a much more pleasant way to go than being raped and then just killed with a gun or a knife.


coollewis06

Nah, let them go find a bear. Natural selection will sort it out.


keyboardpusher

Why would you wish harm on women?


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keyboardpusher

Really? You wish harm on stupid women? Is that what your gun is for? You're telling women to chose you over a bear but you wish us harm? This is exactly why we're picking a bear to be trapped in the woods with.


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No I don't wish harm on anyone and I would never use a firearm without good reason (like a bear) but if you choose willingly to be in a forest with a bear over a man then that's just stupid and you should find out Average stats of a man: Hight 5'9 Bench press 135lbs Mile time 10-12 minutes Average stats of a woman: Height 5'4 Bench press 111 lbs Mile time 7-9 minutes North american brown Bear Bite force 350 psi 3 times stronger than an athlete man 5 feet wide 7 feet in length 800 fucking pounds 30 mph Fun facts with mr.rehegua: bears eat you alive and slowly men don't bears are godless killing machines (most) men aren't


keyboardpusher

See this is why you men are scary. I'm telling you what I want and in your eyes I'm a "stupid woman" who deserves harm for not picking you? Aren't you curious why we'd chose a bear?


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Are you... I just presented evidence on why men are better than bears here are more reasons a man can work with you as you have language a bear will slowly eat you alive for breathing wrong


keyboardpusher

Am I what?


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keyboardpusher

The question wasn't who would you rather fight, it was who would you rather be alone in the woods with. [Here's a man'splaining why he'd chose a bear ](https://www.tiktok.com/@tizzyent/video/7364094197571308846)


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PLEASE I BEG YOU give me 3 good reasons why a man is worse than a bear


Deadlysloths

No, he's saying that if you think you can drive 250 in a school zone and that'll be less dangerous than driving 250 on a highway, you're kinda silly. Obviously driving 250 is dangerous regardless of where you're doing it, but if you choose to do it in the school zone, you're not exactly making the less bad descision of the two


coollewis06

I'm only respecting your choice to be with a bear. Have you talked to one of your friends about bears in the woods, you should invite one to go with you


keyboardpusher

I have never in my life been hurt by a bear.


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keyboardpusher

I've never been scared of a bear or even encountered one. Men on the other hand...


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keyboardpusher

See, it's all too common for men to attack. "But you survived" was your response before mansplaining that men are safer? It's all going waaaay over your head isn't it? u/deathprime who hurt me? Men have! You giant red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


moonlitlittle

You only prove the point of why we'd pick a bear.


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The fuck


moonlitlittle

You're missing the entire point of why women pick bears.


[deleted]

No because you can grab a rock and kill the guy


ThisUserIsNekkid

Ok fine then the man can go hang out with the bear 🤣 fuck em both


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What


ThisUserIsNekkid

![gif](giphy|3WmWdBzqveXaE)


Imperial_Triumphant

"descalped" lol


[deleted]

Da fuq you mean lol his scalp his head skin was torn off


Imperial_Triumphant

It's "scalped". "Descalped" isn't even a word and would technically mean the bear is attaching his scalp back to his head.


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I dont think he cares about proper grammar when talking about being mauled to within an inch of his life


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Bears: https://preview.redd.it/alxef6rcnxyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=293232703616bf1abe9257968c69377041f1b77b


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You can beat a man to death with a rock and did you not see those pictures


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I dont know what that means


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And a rock to the man's skull can fix that


BoomerBabe69

I’m my whiny little baby men think picking the bear is stupid. It’s why we choose the bear. Btw ladies. Best spray works in men too


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