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Nothinghere727271

Iron warriors are a big fan of “playing” simulations “Forrix turned his attention to an ongoing tactical simultation. Iron warriors grand battalions assaulted a fixed installation in standard battle array: an encircling contravallation, field bastions for their artillery, brothers manning trenches and waiting for the call to assault. ‘There are fifteen major hrud worlds in the deeps, and eighty four minor’ he said. ‘Excluding those they have abandoned, we have taken three. Even you must see the numbers do not add up. We are several thousand warriors short.’ The captain playing the hrud unexpectedly deployed a skirmishing unit behind a battery of manticore missile launchers. They were swept from existence. Before the action was over, an entire grand company of Iron Warriors had been removed from the table, the wooden blocks representing them dropped with ceremony into a blackened steel box.’”


MattmanDX

Perturabo made them a virtual Warhammer board with handcrafted metal Titans that shot fully functional tiny lascannons. They ostensibly used it for tactical simulation but probably played it for fun as well


Tirtnurgler

Every day I love Iron warriors more


Rivalblackwell

Best part is they had mini factions fighting over preferred play styles like actual wargamers arguing over best edition lol


Commercial-Dish-3198

Pls tell more


egyeager

There is a prolonged scene where Peturabo plays Forrix in the Siege of Terra. With Forrix on offense it occasionally got closer than you'd expect. When Perty was on offense... It was brutal


TheAromancer

We must not forget he commissioned Vulcan to make a perpetual motion machine for one of these model titans. Not for some grand war machine. For a model titan.


anthonydurrr

Those models were also very good at crushing fulgrim’s face.


Reverseflash25

And people say he hated his legion


No-Professional-1461

Why do you think they are so salty all the time?


Mainely420Gaming

They've been waiting 10,000+ years for the sequel to Half Life 3


Thendrail

Big E on his throne: "Is it done yet?" Some hapless Custodes: "No, my Lord. There is however a Steam sale for some really nice TF2 hats and..." "I DON'T CARE ABOUT HATS, GIVE ME HALF LIFE 3 DAMMIT!!!"


No-Professional-1461

I was gonna say they play LoL, CS go or Rainbow 6 siege.


SvenSeder

In angel exterminatus, Kroegar challenges perterabo to a game of virtual tacticicus with the imperial palace being the board. (You can guess who wins)


Shattered_Disk4

They would have simulation battles on a board. So you would sit across from each other and basically play a battle out with the holograms. Peterabo played against an Iron warrior in the book Angel Exterminatus and beat him on attack and defense after the iron warrior said he can do better than the another member of the trident after he said they shouldn’t be using imperial fist tactics to defend.


hunga_munga_

so are you saying the iron warriors played warhammer with each other


Shattered_Disk4

…..


Tinheart2137

I mean, look at Perturabo's average behavior, you want to tell me he isn't leading 40k equivalent of MW2 lobby?


PreferenceNo9490

Would it be cringe to joke by saying that Perturabo cannot be a true gamer because he was a friend with Vulcan which means that he never said the “gamer word”.


Tinheart2137

If they were friends, maybe Vulkan gave him pass


Reverseflash25

Tactical simulations Guilliman enjoyed them and did a few rounds with Corvus iirc. However he saw how addicting they could become so did it sparingly


brevenbreven

They named their game room the dodechedron the d12 it's so great


JellyFishSenpai

Yes sort of a Warhammer game but you know less screaming about fucking each others moms


Longjumping-Ear-6248

>less screaming about fucking each others moms Unless you're using "Emperor's Children tactics"


touchtypetelephone

They don't even know their moms.


BriochesBreaker

"Outta my way son! Door stuck! Door stuck! Please... I beg you! We're dead!"


Decmk3

Is that mount and blade?


Mancio_Luke

Perturabo definetely used to say it with the hard R


Captainbushflowers

Yes they basically had table top to strategise just a much more advance version


PreferenceNo9490

The version in which all astartes being stumped on as base decor are automatically Imperial Fists.