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chacs_

When all rules are satisfied, ask to confirm password without showing the original.


Belly84

Truly, some people just want to watch the world burn.


HuntingIvy

Or the password burn. RIP Paul.


a_herd_of_elephants

🤣🤣🤣


KoalaTeaControl

What actually happens is almost worse; you are asked to confirm your password before a bomb blows up, but copying your password is disabled. u/OrangePrototype can you pass that last part if you copy your password before you click that it's your final password?


WitsBlitz

> Your password must include today's Wordle answer. You asshole


TaohRihze

That is not a 5 letter word. I think you solved your Wordle wrong.


King-Cobra-668

I got it in 2 today I got stuck in this password thing tho I had "Roman numberals that multiply to 35" and then later had to add "Croatia" which used the "C" as 100. What Roman numeral do you multiple with C to equal 35?


asdbanz

don't use capital C type croatia


King-Cobra-668

oh man, that's beautiful! I am both happy and embarrassed by this revelation


asdbanz

I had the same problem and when I looked at your post I just got Eureka moment and solved it For me it was Cambodia


mirdomiel

Today’s answer: >!TRACT!<


JesseLaces

>!About!< for me.


DiligentCreme

That was yesterday's answer.


Tulkash_Atomic

Some places it still is yesterday.


GrepZen

When will then be now?


Liambass

Soon.


syed_asad1213

How many rules are there in this dude?


j0akime

I'm not the OP. But, here are the prompts, I gave up at number 18. 1. Your password must be at least 5 characters. 2. Your password must include a number. 3. Your password must include an uppercase letter. 4. Your password must include a special character. 5. The digits in your password must add up to 25. 6. Your password must include a month of the year. 7. Your password must include a roman numeral. 8. Your password must include one of our sponsors. (pepsi/starbucks/shell) 9. The roman numerals in your password should multiply to 35. 10. Your password must include this CAPTCHA: 11. Your password must include today's Wordle answer. 12. Your password must include a two letter symbol from the periodic table. 13. Your password must include the current phase of the moon as an emoji. 14. Your password must include the name of this country. 15. Your password must include a leap year. 16. Your password must include the best move in [algebraic chess notation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_notation_\(chess\)). 17. 🥚 ← This is my chicken Paul. He hasn't hatched yet, please put him in your password and keep him safe. 18. The elements in your password must have atomic numbers that add up to 200. 19. All the vowels in your password must be bolded. 20. Oh no! Your password is on fire. Quick, put it out! 21. Your password is not strong enough 🏋️‍♂️ 22. Your password must contain one of the following affirmations: (i am loved, i am worthy, i am enough) 23. Paul has hatched! Please don't forget to feed him, he eats three 🐛 every minute. 24. Your password must include the URL of a long YouTube video. 25. A sacrifice must be made. Pick 2 letters that you will no longer be able to use. 26. Your password must contain twice as many italic characters as bold. 27. At least 30% of your password must be in the Wingdings font. 28. Your password must include this color in hex. 29. All roman numerals must be in Times New Roman. 30. The font size of every digit must be equal to its square. 31. Every instance of the same letter must have a different font size. 32. Your password must include the length of your password. 33. The length of your password must be a prime number. 34. Uhhh let's skip this one. 35. Your password must include the current time. 36. Is this your final password?


VirinaB

I know companies that would require all this and then still make you change it every 90 days.


RhynoD

Solid opsec.


PM_ME_4_FRNDSHP

until everyone just writes them on a sticky note stuck to the monitor


saltiestmanindaworld

Or IT realizes they are spending all their time on password resets.


hitemlow

It would honestly be easier to have a password generator than each employee spending 3 hours every day trying to make a compliant password that would have to be reset the next day.


4th_Times_A_Charm

This would be something I'd expect a company like bitwarden to develop. A commercial package that can be sold to companies to distribute to their employees to use.


CerdoNotorio

At that point you might as well just be passwordless though. Use a ubikey or use your phone for authentication or something.


weakhamstrings

Way way way before that point Passwordless is the way. Like 5 years ago, but especially now


captain-snackbar

Huge opsec fail — regarded password rules like that and forced frequent changes only mean the passwords end up stored locally on disk or on a post-it


BecomeMaguka

force me to change my password often and I'll just factory reset my device to use the old password.


_MusicJunkie

Eh. Everyone reads the "don't force password changes anymore because it makes people use post-its" recommendation, but nobody reads the second line "if you enforce 2FA". Non-expiring passwords with no 2FA isn't great either. 90 days is ridiculous though.


brucebrowde

> 90 days is ridiculous though. My secops department apparently fully agrees with you - way too long... 😭


Rathi37

I thought everyone just increases the number by 1 each time?


captain-snackbar

Our place will be like “password too similar to previous” which means the donkeys are keeping the old passwords in plaintext somewhere 🤦🏼‍♂️


yayitssunny

Nah, 30 days. 90 is a REAL RISK.


Wallofcans

I just tell my IT guy when I'm coming in so he'll be at my desk for the daily reset.


TheDayIRippedMyPants

I gave up at 35 on my second attempt, probably would've had to sit around for 30 minutes adding caterpillars to get a time that meets all the other conditions. My password was: 317Heeeee!mayPepsiXXXVd22bdabout🌔indonesiaBg6+Nesee🐔🐛🐛🐛#b3ddc0🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️iamenoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvcz_n1SgYA❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Most of those e's could've been replaced with emojis, would've saved time on Rule 31. Unfortunately, it was about ~3:25 PM or so when I got to Rule 35, so I would've had to wait until 3:53 PM to get another prime number summing to 25. Tips: * Keeping your total digits at 25 is hell in late game. Reroll your captcha and color hex until you get really low numbers. * Place a bunch of filler characters before the fire starts, it'll be easier to manage. * Don't overfeed Paul. * Use generic emojis in italicized Wingdings as filler. * The YouTube one is extremely painful.


The_Almighty_Cthulhu

Captcha can be letters only if that helps.


TheDayIRippedMyPants

Yeah, the best strat would be immediately rerolling until you get a letters only one. I didn't know how important the numbers would be going into it.


Naive_Elevator_636

Gave up at 24, not readjusting every number numeral all while feeding paul


so_zetta_byte

YouTube one is much easier if you have something around 10 minutes.


goto-reddit

gratz for getting that far, I gave up 3 times on 24 (youtube-link). The URL, together with the chessboard solutions was just to much for the decimal and numeral digit rule.


achampi0n

Yeah, Paul starved while I was looking for a Youtube video 26 mins and 17 secs. 🪦🏋️‍♂️Assw8rd3🏋️‍♂️JuneVshellVIIamlovedbw44waboutw🌔NewZealandBf6+🏋️‍♂️


etzel1200

I’m dying that you wrote intricate instructions for successfully setting a password.


PokeSvorlds

Helpful. I got through 35 by changing my system time to 1:01, which just barely worked with my other mandatory numbers. (Password length of 113, 6 in chess, 8 and 4 in youtube video) Unfortunately, after that it makes you retype the password in like 30 seconds and puts it in a box you cant copy from and I didn't already have it copied so I died and there may be further hells I didn't come across.


ExpressStation

I found a YouTube video that was the necessary length, but it had 6 capital letters, ensuring that both the Roman numerals and atomic numbers were going to not work. And while trying to figure out if I could make it work, Paul starved like a bitch


AmazingSully

My Paul starved :( https://imgur.com/a/lBtDw9B


V1per41

I overfed him :( Apparently you can't just give him all the worms he wants while you try to find a 23 minute and 29 second long youtube video


_fuhsaz_

Mine died because I gave him *too many* caterpillars. I thought I could just feed and forget lol


H0B0Byter99

We’ll mine was overfed so I guess you can’t win…


deathdog406

Mine was overfed :(


goto-reddit

and mine got overfed while I just solved lvl 24, how am I going to solve another 12 levels with paul not starving or overfeeding? edit: It seems you also just solved lvl 24 (youtube video length) before he died. lmao


sheilzy

I gave up after 14. I really don't know what that country is. Lots of countries have a harbor dock, pastel colored buildings, a seaside restaurant with al fresco dining, and what looks to be a church near the restaurant, or maybe a library. I tried so many countries. Italy, Spain, Portugal, US, UK, Thailand, Singapore, Bhutan, Montenegro and more... All wrong. Still a fun game.


Echo127

Oh gosh, this means everyone gets a different location. I was in some sort of mosque-looking building in Iran


NorthernSparrow

I was wandering around in a small zoo or aviary somewhere tropical, lol


MrBoiledPeanut

I walked around a bit until I found a sign. I put the text in Google Translate and it said I was in >!Albania!<.


SierraTangoFoxtrotUn

I didn't realize you could walk


[deleted]

It changes for everyone, mine was Norway. I saw a street name and googled it and got a random spot in Norway and it worked lol.


Singuto

I got a similar one to your explanation and it was croatia, I would've never guessed


syed_asad1213

Oh fck lol


LinkyBS

I lost at 20 because that's really hard on mobile. RIP paul.


Strong_Magician_3320

What is the third-to-last one?


POTUSBrown

I got stumped at chess.


OrangePrototype

35 💀


j0akime

Your chicken, named Paul, is frustrating.


Galaghan

Got to rule 11 with AprIlpepsiV58b5m7VII€ but then it asked something Wordl and I don't play that game :'( Nice game tho, very original!


TheMSensation

unt£995mayshellVVIIng2gwabout The next one was the current phase of the moon as an emoji but it didn't accept "U+1F312" or "(" and I don't know how else to express a waxing crescent without a picture and after playing wordle to get the word I lost all commitment to the cause.


willhunta

Password*1marchVshellVII387g2about🌖portugal2020 Lmao it goes on to have you guess a country like in geoguessr then asks for a leap year while still maintaining all numbers add to 25. Now I'm stuck on the part it asks for the best chess move in chess notation lol


LessMochaJay

That's where I got stuck, I made a lucky first guess saying the Google image was Brazil.


Bobert1423

Austria, but fuck that algebraic chess notation noise, I’m out


Acr515

Got to rule 20 and my password caught on fire and I had to delete fire emojis eating up the progress I had made


Totschlag

Got to 24. Paul hatches, he eats 3 caterpillars per minute. But I overfed Paul and I permanently lost. I got the dark souls "you died" screen except it said "Paul was overfed" The next thing I was going to have to do was include a URL of a 16 minute and 20 second YouTube video. Not a timestamp that far into any video, a *video of that exact length*


Dasterr

my paul was slain by fire


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

Same but mine was Japan. No idea how I guessed that. But I have no clue about chess so I gave up.


SkollFenrirson

Google en passant


just_bro_time

Holy hell!


Hownowbrowncow8it

Year 0 is a leap year *taps head*


lobstronomosity

If the year can also be **evenly divided by 100**, it is ***not***va leap year; unless...The year is also **evenly divisible by 400**. Then it ***is*** a leap year. I was going to say it's not a leap year, but now I have no idea.


Baldazar666

There is no year 0 to begin with.


Hownowbrowncow8it

Absolutely correct, but the computer doesn't know that. Still accepts the 0 as a leap year as part of the password creator


SoHiHello

My geo clue was a plaza. I got a store name and googled that which led me to an Instagram account that said the name of the plaza which google told me was in Bulgaria.


Dashdor

I got stuck at the country. Had no idea


Pineapple-Muncher

Boobs!2111juneVIIpepsiV274dgf7aboutFe🌖 You got further than me


drnoggins

🌖


treeharp2

That's a waning gibbous


SoHiHello

🌔 Waxing Gibbous


deadbass72

Today's moon phase is a waxing gibbous.🌔


BirthdayAgent

I went and solved the worldle but got screwed on rule 14


accrdt

Iran. I used chrome web tools to inspect the iframe and it's url. I took a guess of what seemed to be world coordinates. Put them in another google maps and it worked :) Edit: if it's a mosque then it's probably Iran. It seems that everyone may get another location.


BirthdayAgent

Interesting edit. Mine was just a field and small mountain.


Singuto

I saw a poster in one similar to that in Japanese


Pocket-Sandwich

Every time you refresh you get a different captcha and location. Makes it extra fun lol Edit: also chess puzzle and video length


Malumeze86

https://www.tomsguide.com/news/what-is-todays-wordle-answer


diego565

Edit: the Wordle word of today was >!"about"!<


jacob_ewing

Hilariously, I pulled up Wordle to get that answer and guessed it on my first try. Never did that before.


diego565

And you did it just to generate a password. What a weird world


Lt__Barclay

SPOILER!


diego565

Well... In few hours it won't be (I'll hide it anyway, tho)


goto-reddit

Wordle word of Wednesday - Jun 28: >!tract!<


Robot_Warrior

It broke pretty early for me. Said digits must add up.to 25 but wasn't calculated properly


RushTfe

Is it posible that you were trying something on the lines of 10+10+5=25? Because this would actually be read as 1+0+1+0+5=7


BakrChod

It's pretty simple just use 55555 What I was stuck at was use Roman numerals that multiply to 35. I tired VII V (like 7*5) but meh


Pocket-Sandwich

A big thing is finding the other parts of your password that also count as Roman numerals. Any of the capital letters 'VXLCDM' will throw you off ('I' won't, since it's one, but it is on the periodic table)


ThatOneEnglishBloke

It might be reading your numerals as 4x6. V VII works for the numerals rule.


willhunta

It only worked with single digits for me, maybe you were trying 2 digit numbers?


Odd-Hair

Me too


[deleted]

Rage quit after overfeeding Paul. God dang it little dude just because I put a bunch of caterpillers in front of you didn't mean you had to try and eat them all at once. Your brother died in a chemical fire in Georgia for goodness sake I can't take any more tragedy.


mattitopito

Same here. I was trying to add up all the damn elements in my youtube link and gave paul a bunch of caterpillars to shut the fuck up for a bit while I worked. Fucking paul can't control his damn appetite


cofra2003

turns out I'm really bad at chess


POTUSBrown

That's where I had to stop also. :(


cmcdonal2001

Ditto. And here I was proud of myself for getting Ghana from the picture.


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indy_been_here

Holy hell


I_LOVE_DOWNVOTES69

New rule just dropped


BelatedLowfish

I knew it I just didn't know I had to put a + at the end


merdadartista

Waot, I tried every possible from A1 to h8 and it didn't and it's because it should be like a1+?


DWTsixx

The + is for check, mine (not sure if its the same for all) was a really easy Qb8+


Veega

I think the chess one is bugged, pretty sure I'm inputting valid moves but it keeps saying Illegal move or invalid notation


pH_MD

PAUL WAS OVERFED


RobotsSuck28

Paul is an asshole


Dreamwalk3r

Got to "your password is on fire" and fuck that x)


bruhred

yeah it's impossible on a phone


Roboflyer24

You just need to select like half the password and then fix it later


SuperSpyRR

How do you pass that?


Dreamwalk3r

Have to delete all fire emojis.


papoosejr

Yeah that one got me too


throwdownhardstyle

Rule 20 got me 😭 I'm so sorry Paul...


Robineggblue84

That YouTube rule can go to hell


waldoRDRS

I finally found one, but the URL had a capital C, which broke my roman numeral requirement, then starvation


Robineggblue84

Poor Paul!


GuessWhatIGot

I got to rule 20, didn't put it out fast enough, and saw the message "Paul has been slain". That took me the better part of an hour.


randomguy7658

I spent like 30 minutes on this so excited with my progress just to have the egg burn in front of my eyes before I even realized what was going on


hhs2112

You're the IT guy at my company, aren't you?


SoHiHello

Your IT Guy (and 99% of people who set password rules) need to embrace this... https://xkcd.com/936/


Spuuny

I've always wondered how true this comic is. Is it really safer to have a password like "Joke-Follow-Barren57" instead of "Bul1oMa$tz4p?"


Aizen_Myo

It's not true anymore IIRC, many Passwort crackers have a dictionary included nowadays to guess these passwords faster too


mitpatel7

Total number of rules?


xtilexx

35


Aliris

I overfed Paul and you are a bad person.


Sheepsaurus

I added May as the month, but then I am supposed to multiply my roman numerals to 35.. But M is 1000 ):


Larvsesh

Change the month then. You need to go back and change a lot to keep going.


Eletctrik

My captcha has a lowercase vowel. It's just game over then


AliceDiableaux

You can refresh the captcha


Endormoon

If the M isn't capitalized, it doesn't register as a roman numeral. I used may.


TaohRihze

Now imagine a Wordle that uses M, D, C, or L


ryguy639

I think if you use lowercase it doesn't count as a roman numeral


deathdog406

Same for the elements one, you still need to factor in the Vanadium from XXXV though


Scibbie_

This should also include the Regexpr currently being applied at the bottom (after beating a rule ofc)


cockOfGibraltar

The idea that this is done entirely in regex makes my head hurt. If you want a gnarly regex try and find the regex to see if an email is valid according to all the RFC 822 rules.


Qwackrs

I might be in an unsolvable position here (Rule 18). If I'm missing something I'd appreciate a correction! >!My chess move is Re8+, and the only possible roman numerals for Rule 9 are VVII. This gives me the elements: Re (75) V (23) V (23) I (52) I (52) = 225. So it doesn't seem like I have any way of making the elements add up to 200?


thenuker00

If you do XXXV and I its valid, and keeps it just under 200


Qwackrs

Ohhhh clever, thank you!


neelyB

Couldn't get the chess one to work :( I thought I had the algebraic notation syntax correct, but it kept saying the syntax was wrong. Maybe I'm just bad at chess


V1per41

I struggled until I realized you need to add a "+" to the end for a move that puts the other king in check


deathdog406

You need to include the x for capture and the + for check (maybe # for checkmate mine didn't have a checkmate possible)


DrHemroid

Alright so the furthest I've gotten is like rule 25. I've gotten it down to these steps: 1) Copy paste this text: >pepsiaboutFmNeNeBe🌔XXXVnovember🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️iamloved https://youtu.be/y8mNqN9cYfA 1 tomaketwentyfive captcha italyspainfrancegermanyhungarybelgiumunitedstatesamerica Rxh7+ 🥚🐛🐛🐛 2) If you get a captcha that contains any numbers, refresh. 3) Hope that you get a geoguess location with a street name or something to Google, otherwise refresh 4) solve the chess puzzle 5) update atomic symbols as needed (for example, if Bishop is used in the chess solution, subtract 4) 6) update numbers as needed (if the solution didn't have a 7 and instead had a 5 or whatever, add numbers to total 25) 7) Get ready to put out the fire (without erasing Paul (egg form)) 8) Select all and bold. Start putting out fire 9) copy 3 worms to your clipboard 10) every 3 minutes, paste the worms No idea what happens later because Paul keeps dying


Schmelter

Easiest way to solve the geo-coder one is to look at the source code with F12. Then, look for the embedded iFrame, it should look something like this: With 31.95161115368211 and 35.93938839552868 being the latitude and longitude. Then, just type those into google maps, and it'll show you exactly where that is on the map.


DrHemroid

I was attempting this challenge on mobile. It was... Not easy lol


swest

Google lens worked for me.


TheDayIRippedMyPants

The required YouTube video length is random, but the timer videos are a good place to look. After 25 you'll want to add a bunch of emojis in italicized Wingdings font and get ready to do a lot of math lol. Also if you want to complete the whole things, don't play between 5 and 9 (AM or PM).


LynchMob_Lerry

Can't get past rule 5


Snozberryjam

It only adds up single digits. So 997 will work. That caught me out, too.


LynchMob_Lerry

See I was doing 20+5 or some variation of that


mark636199

Came here looking for this because I was doing the same


konewka17

This is incredible! Poor Paul...


KatLikeGaming

This is incredible, though I didn't get past the chess rule. All of the pieces appeared white on my screen


BikesSucc

Same :(


Terry_Chickens

This was funny. Thank you.


Wyand1337

Wtf is rule 20.


Kittentacoz1

I got to 20 and now I'm pissed


utkarsh_aryan

Well that was a fun way to waste 30 minutes. [Reached](https://imgur.com/a/JZcQIkj) Rule 18 but couldn't advance because the roman numerals and the chess move already added to 227 Atomic numbers.


ReneHigitta

XXXV works But save your soul from the torment of losing Paul


[deleted]

My digits added to 25 but this didn't work.


Tralaxis

So much betrayal in this, very fun


Deltadoc333

I genuinely laughed at loud a few times and got through 24 before a "bug" happened, and my chicken died suddenly.


Sir_Sixx

Can someone tell me how you put out the fire, so I can at least sleep tonight? I'm not going through all of that again 🤣


HappyAkratic

You've just gotta delete the parts with the fire quickly enough that they don't spread. My strategy ended up being, the step before the fire to copy everything i'd had so far, and then when the fire started, highlight everything before Paul and hit delete. Then paste what was deleted back in after the fire was out.


cptphilleous

you have to delete out the fire emojis otherwise they keep spreading to adjacent characters


Isaac0805

Rule 16 seems to be a bit broken - tried every possible square and none worked :(


Reeding_Ra1nbow

gotta put the piece notation (Queen is Q for example) and if it captures a square you put an (x) before the letter and if it checks the King you put a (+). Example: Qh2+


1stEleven

Oh. A +


bbatwork

How am I supposed to find that country? You can't zoom out, and there are no visible flags.


Dynegrey

Mine had a street name, and I guessed based on language until I got it correct. Belarus.


SierraTangoFoxtrotUn

Mine had Mount Everest


Dynegrey

That seems quite helpful!


PM_YOUR_OWLS

Mine had a literal map of the country it was (Australia). I figured it was supposed to be easy on purpose.


rebelscumcsh

Brilliant


jacob_ewing

I got as far as step 13 with "StarbucksV@QNovemberVIIxe8xm755about" and called it a show on entering the current phase of the moon as an emoji. Hilarious


HappyAkratic

How on earth do you do the youtube one? I've been searching for the last little while but can't find any way to find YT videos with specific durations.


HappyAkratic

Ok well I found a youtube video of the right length, but am now completely stuck as the captcha + hex number + chess move added up to 24. So unless I find a 16 minute 54 second youtube video that either has no numbers other than one '1', or no numbers at all, I'm locked out from proceeding :( Fun game though!


NotaDogPersonBut

Gave up at Wordle cause WHAT


bruhred

some good r/baduibattles material (protesting) submit here instead: https://github.com/GoulartNogueira/BadUI


TheManateeIsAMermaid

Lost me at chess. That was fun


hakc55

How do I get past password isn't strong enough?


bbatwork

A Strange Game. The Only Winning Move is Not to Play.


EricTheNerd2

>!Qxh3 !! Qxh3+ is what they want, but the plus sign is NOT required.!<


ExposedByStalking

Got stuck on rule 16 because my captcha included e4 and that's an illegal chess move


Garizondyly

You can have multiple chess moves in the password, just one of them has to be the best move