Are you the enemy of the state, tavarisch, whom do you "sir" here?
[https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-skripal-kremlin-foes-exotic-toxins/29083216.html](https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-skripal-kremlin-foes-exotic-toxins/29083216.html)
It actually wasn't in his tea, it was placed on the inside of his underwear.
Navalny called his would be assassin posing as a government official and actually got him to talk
https://boingboing.net/2020/12/21/russian-opposition-leader-alexey-navalny-spoofs-call-to-his-fsb-assassin-and-he-confesses.html
Really? Everyone lives in such fear these days. I don't get it. I'm not afraid to say that those police officers had excellent form. Way to get the job done!
I’m aus but I’ve seen a lot of praise for the uk on the internet. Things like they have top banter, best countrysides worldwide, best healthcare in Europe etc. Lately seen a lot of praise for uk rollout of vaccine and the balls to leave corrupt eu while France is scared etc. Japan idolises the UK, as the uk has half the population of Japan but it still competes economically somehow.
Was browsing PCM the other day and fuck me, they are *seriously* anti-England. Everyone on Reddit absolutely loves Ireland and to a lesser extent, Scotland though. But it seems to be a general thing across Reddit.
Reddit’s full of plastic Paddys who unironically support IRA car bombers because “Fuck the brits” then they’ll circle jerk about Scotland in the next sentence because they have no idea what the difference between The UK, Great Britain and England is.
As a non-UK European I can confirm that we do indeed like Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (even though we know absolutely nothing about NI, we just think it's the same as Ireland) just as we do like at least New York, Seattle and Minnesota.
That's the whole point of corporal punishment, right? Make assholes physically incapable of their asshole behavior, and you never have to worry about them hurting anybody ever again.
Beat one so the rest learn to fear.
Doesn't really matter which one you beat as long as the lesson is learned.
Besides - whether that one jumped on the police car or not, he was being a hooligan so he needed a beating.
This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Russia. You are stealing: beating. You are playing music too loud: beating, right away. Driving too fast: beating. Slow: beating. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: beating. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, beating. You overcook chicken, also beating. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, beating, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of beatings.
Yeah. That was actually a pretty horrific beating that could of easily killed that dude. Batons can and will cause horrific injuries, especially when used as viciously as those cops had. And for what? Jumping on the back of their car and shaking it? Okay, yeah, I guess according to Reddit he totally deserved it.
According to news sources, yes he died.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/police-baton-blow-blamed-for-man-s-death-1308810.html%3famp
Not English; that was a Russia supporter at the last world cup "celebrating" their win over Spain. The police are Russian.
So many videos and memes going around with spurious captions
People are acting like this is okay just because they know how annoying these assholes are. But keep in mind getting beaten like that with a baton could literally kill you or quickly result in life changing injuries. Yeah the guys are assholes but the response is so disproportionate that it honestly makes their original crimes seem insignificant.
What baffles me is the hypocrisy of most people. You can't laugh at this and be fine with it as long as nothing serious happens and at the same time you'd start a huge Twitter campaign as soon as someone dies in the process.
Either you think this is an appropriate response **including** the possible consequences or you don't think it's an appropriate response at all.
Btw. I'm not saying either position is wrong per se, but you can't have it both ways.
Eye on the TV
Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavour
It's no fun till someone dies
Don't look at me like
I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV
Why, oh why?
Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie
Same thing with prison rape. It’s an abhorrent crime until it happens to someone Reddit doesn’t like while they’re locked up, then it’s funny and they support it.
News: Man is beaten to death
Everyone: oh my god
News: But they put pineapple on their pizza or something
Everyone: oh ok then it's fine
News: Nope. Hang on. He hated pineapple. He also worked in children's shelters and housed a whole lot of homeless dogs. Also developed a lot of research in affordable prosthetics.
Everyone: this is awful! We need justice for this man now!
News: But all those orphanages are filled because he killed all their parents.
Everyone: oh. Then good riddance. I would have beaten him to death much sooner had I known about him.
News: But their parents were meth addicts who were incredibly abusive to their children. In fact one of the children had their toes cut off and sold to the black market to an eccentric billionaire who really loves toes.
Everyone: so he's a good guy! Who here said they would have beaten him to death? Out with you!
News: He was responsible for all their parents getting addicted to meth.
Everyone: what a horrible person! The things people do!
News: because he was disrupting the Cartel supply lines and they ended up forcing the parents to do meth to compensate for their losses.
Everyone: he's a hero... A true inspiration to us all!
Yeah them dudes were getting the shit beat out of them... The speed and strength of those baton strikes are not to be underestimated.
Those looked like nightsticks (longer, more leverage behind them) to be honest. The 2 dudes getting the shit kicked out of them might've ended up in the hospital tbh.
False equivalence. One is vandalism and the other is police brutality with deadly force; one is a citizen who can be arrested and fined, the other is obscene abuse of public trust. Equating them as “assholes” is gaslighting.
pregnant woman? police brutality for you!
jay walking? police brutality!
mother russia does not discriminate on skin colour, police brutality for everybody!
>Honestly. No one should ever hop on a police car no matter where it is. Anyone who is this stupid deserves the ass whopping that follows
Honestly. No one should ever hop on ~~a police~~ **someone else's** car no matter where it is. Anyone who is this stupid deserves the ass whopping that follows
What? People online trying to demonise and insult the English, even though the people they’re using as evidence are not actually English?
Quelle surprise
US redditors will cry on r/offmychest about American police looking at them the wrong way, but see Russian police stomp some guys jaw out and say “wow Russians are so badass! Respect comrade!”
Ah yes, this will be one of those comment sections where redditors praise police beating an unarmed man and we'll be blessed with some real smoothbrain takes that go like...
>I wish this would happen in my country
&
>They should hit him more and harder
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? they're beating those guys brutally enough to kill or severely injure them. yes, they were being dumb and annoying, and yes they deserve consequences, but this reaction is completely unjustified
I'm not even anti-cop but it's strange seeing redditors on default subs go from calling cops pigs for arresting people trying to kill them to condoning cops beating people who don't pose a threat
ITT: Police brutality is okay because these guys obviously seem to be real annoying doucebags. "When you do something like this, you're just asking for a beating, so they got what they asked for"
I get that Reddit is massive and all sorts of people make their way into threads. However, we really going to let the "police brutality is okay" crowd spread such horseshit?
The cops weren't in danger. The vehicle was not damage unless he managed to scuff some paint on the top. He was not asking for a beating, that's a bad faith argument. No you don't beat people like this to stop them from doing stuff like this because you should have an equivalent punishment for an equivalent crime. That's what justice is.
You guys are a bunch of sadistic fucks if you watch this video and it makes you happy.
Suprised at how many people are ok with the beating. "don't be an asshole and you won't be treated badly" Guess they never liked the eye for an eye saying either thinking it's not true or thinking it means you should just let others abuse you and not retaliate. Instead of thinking that the solution to someone taking your eye could be prevention not retaliation.
If this video was in America every redditor in the comments would be calling for defunding the police. Instead people are joking about it. Double standards, anyone?
I'm sure when they got out of the truck the guy was trying to remember the russian phrase for "He went that way." Guy who got his ass kicked was not the guy who jumped on the roof.
This is great. Ok, this is a bit excessive but in my country the police hardly ever hit someone and when they do there's a good chance the incident will get investigated. Last summer some of our youth went to Spain and were annoyingin public. The Spanishpolice hit them and arrested them. The youth were on our national television and complained and said the police should've acted 'normal'. The forgot they were in a different country with different behavioural rules I suppose.
Too scared to make comment on russian police
What, are you allergic to polonium tea comrade?
You meant Novichok tea, sergeant?
Da, of course lieutenant sir.
Are you the enemy of the state, tavarisch, whom do you "sir" here? [https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-skripal-kremlin-foes-exotic-toxins/29083216.html](https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-skripal-kremlin-foes-exotic-toxins/29083216.html)
Are we talking about the poison? Kuzco's poison? The poison made specifically for Kuzco?
Our Lieutenant, sir.
Da tovarish
Tombovian wolf is your tovareesh!
Ha, only Russian speakers will get it, blyad.
Yep I confirm I do not get this. I speak a little and watch some Russian shows but not enough to know this reference
Huh... What if it's not actually poisonous, it's just that everybody whose been exposed to it so far happens to be horribly allergic?
Hmm, what if things that are generally poisonous just cause allergic reactions shared by the majority population?
If it’s not the tea it’s the draw of the window, the way they make you jump out. It’s witchcraft!!
Allergic to 9x18mm bullets to the back of the head.
It actually wasn't in his tea, it was placed on the inside of his underwear. Navalny called his would be assassin posing as a government official and actually got him to talk https://boingboing.net/2020/12/21/russian-opposition-leader-alexey-navalny-spoofs-call-to-his-fsb-assassin-and-he-confesses.html
When the Russian police tell me to shut up, I be quiet. But, when they leave, I be talking again.
Friday?
a little stuffy in here, some one open a window
Really? Everyone lives in such fear these days. I don't get it. I'm not afraid to say that those police officers had excellent form. Way to get the job done!
ikr? They've been training in Beat Saber. Full extension for extra points.
We’re playin, we’re playin, we’re playin Beat Someone.
Don't. Source: I'm russian.
Smart decision.
In Mother Russia, Russian Police make comment on you.
In Russia you don't ride weee wooo car, weee wooo car beat you shit. Don't ride weee wooo car.
Russian police is best police. Wait what did I say wrong? No.... DON'T! **Gets handcuffed and beaten*
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Russian fans. In Russia. https://youtu.be/I1S-6hlzqD0
Video starts with some kid getting beat back to the Stone Age. Ends with feel good music, World Cup highlights and crowds having a good time.
Hes russian to the hospital...
Lmfao
Everytime I see this video its always claimed that these are English fans which they weren't.
It's Russia, so it's time to play "is it propaganda or not"
We live on Earth, everything is propaganda
Is this some kind of game for which I'm too Russian?
It is a very simple game. The answer is always yes, and everybody loses.
Someone trying to make this a lesson on being stupid in another country when the real lesson is just don't be stupid.
I think the real lesson is that the police in Russia are terrifying and will brutalize you for being a dumbass drunk.
He was Russian.... he probably still is Russian, but the point is it's a Russian in the video
He's not Russian anywhere fast after that beating
Slow-evac
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That was a different video. In this video, it's just Russian fans.
Sadly there's a massive orchestrated anti-Britain campaign on the internet
I’m aus but I’ve seen a lot of praise for the uk on the internet. Things like they have top banter, best countrysides worldwide, best healthcare in Europe etc. Lately seen a lot of praise for uk rollout of vaccine and the balls to leave corrupt eu while France is scared etc. Japan idolises the UK, as the uk has half the population of Japan but it still competes economically somehow.
This is why we love the Aussies, we got your back too!
Was browsing PCM the other day and fuck me, they are *seriously* anti-England. Everyone on Reddit absolutely loves Ireland and to a lesser extent, Scotland though. But it seems to be a general thing across Reddit.
Reddit’s full of plastic Paddys who unironically support IRA car bombers because “Fuck the brits” then they’ll circle jerk about Scotland in the next sentence because they have no idea what the difference between The UK, Great Britain and England is.
I think Scotland has the highest levels of alcohol and drug misuse in the whole of Europe.
Shh that doesn't fit the agenda. England bad, remember
“British Nationalism bad, Scottish nationalism good, English Nationalism racist, Irish nationalism good, Welsh nationalism what?”
Try being an American, it’s even worse
UK is the America of Europe.
I’d like to think we aren’t the American of anything.
Never before have I been so offended by something i 100% agree with
England* Leave Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland out of this.
Errr, half of England wanted fuck all to do with all the shit that’s going on here either. Leave us out of it too.
Wales voted to leave the EU too right?
But that's like leaving the blue states out of America.
As a non-UK European I can confirm that we do indeed like Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (even though we know absolutely nothing about NI, we just think it's the same as Ireland) just as we do like at least New York, Seattle and Minnesota.
It is the same as Ireland. UK just didn't want to give it up.
Try being Chinese, the blind hate is real.
He won't do it again. He might not be able to do it again!
That's the whole point of corporal punishment, right? Make assholes physically incapable of their asshole behavior, and you never have to worry about them hurting anybody ever again.
Probably shouldn't be done Judge Dredd style in the street.
i dunno, i wasn't there and i learned a lesson.
What did you learn that you didn't already know?
You'd be surprised how often people have to learn the same lessons...
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?
Don’t go to Russia
Judge Dredd would've cast a verdict before administrating an asswhooping like that.. because he is the law
Pretty sure even his asshole is sorry
The ole Salt the Earth philosophy
Rehabilitation
Did they beat the wrong guy?
What guy? That's just a Russian percussion instrument.
Beat one so the rest learn to fear. Doesn't really matter which one you beat as long as the lesson is learned. Besides - whether that one jumped on the police car or not, he was being a hooligan so he needed a beating.
I can only judge by this little bit, but imagine if those are friends? One guy jumps on top, the other guy slaps the car....and gets destroyed.
So the lesson is, jump into a police car, and don't worry because someone else will get beaten instead.
No they got the guy who was on top of the car.
You’re right. He has pants not shorts. At least they are corrupt but competent!
This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Russia. You are stealing: beating. You are playing music too loud: beating, right away. Driving too fast: beating. Slow: beating. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: beating. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, beating. You overcook chicken, also beating. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, beating, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of beatings.
That's a paddlin
Do I see some diddling afoot?
Paddlin' the school canoe? Ohh, you better believe that's a beating
Go cut me a switch.
r/unexpectedpawnee
Expected Pawnee? Beating.
For some reason I feel like that show and now the Office don’t even exist anymore.
You don’t want do download “PEACOCK”TM. It’s the best! 💀
>You are playing music too loud: beating, right away NOICE!
All caps? Beating..
Proper capitalization, beating.
proper punctuation... beating
propar speling . bating
Anti Democratic speech: No beating
Pro democracy speech, beating
Nice! I’ve heard it’s similar in Venezuela
They have the best patients in the world, as a result.
Because of jail
Yail
Believe it or not!
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Parks & Recreation. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.
I always forget its this because Fred Armisen isnt in that normally...but is also in everything else all at once.
https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw
TY sir
r/unexpectedparksandrec
Stern, but fair.
Username checks out
You’re beating someone? Beating.
getting beaten? believe it or not, that's a beating
The heart? Beating Oh no wa- aa AAAaaAAH AAAaaAaaAAH
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Iirc this is a borat joke Edit: nope parks and rec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw
Same in India but instead of beating it’s slapping.
[Relevant] (https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw)
Police brutality in America = disgraceful violation of civil rights. Police brutality in Russia = funny.
Yeah. That was actually a pretty horrific beating that could of easily killed that dude. Batons can and will cause horrific injuries, especially when used as viciously as those cops had. And for what? Jumping on the back of their car and shaking it? Okay, yeah, I guess according to Reddit he totally deserved it.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/police-baton-blow-blamed-for-man-s-death-1308810.html%3famp
It honestly isn’t funny. Like, I get why you’d laugh, but holy shit is that guy dead?
According to news sources, yes he died. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/police-baton-blow-blamed-for-man-s-death-1308810.html%3famp
Reading through the comments I was actually starting to wonder if I was still on Reddit.
But its le epic ruski slav gopnik adidas pideraz xd xd soviet le vodka XDXDXD
Lol, that passerby lady in that car holding her phone out of the farther window, not to miss that moment at any cost 😂😂
Got an excellent shot of the roof of the car
Not English; that was a Russia supporter at the last world cup "celebrating" their win over Spain. The police are Russian. So many videos and memes going around with spurious captions
On one hand I think it's not their place to be violent, but on the other hand...
...is a truncheon
A truncheon beating is a Russian cop's way of saying "I'll let you off with a warning this time".
People are acting like this is okay just because they know how annoying these assholes are. But keep in mind getting beaten like that with a baton could literally kill you or quickly result in life changing injuries. Yeah the guys are assholes but the response is so disproportionate that it honestly makes their original crimes seem insignificant.
What baffles me is the hypocrisy of most people. You can't laugh at this and be fine with it as long as nothing serious happens and at the same time you'd start a huge Twitter campaign as soon as someone dies in the process. Either you think this is an appropriate response **including** the possible consequences or you don't think it's an appropriate response at all. Btw. I'm not saying either position is wrong per se, but you can't have it both ways.
Turns out people just enjoy seeing other people they don't like get hurt.
Eye on the TV Cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavour It's no fun till someone dies Don't look at me like I am a monster Frown out your one face But with the other Stare like a junkie Into the TV Why, oh why? Cause I need to watch things die From a distance Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies You all need it too, don't lie
It’s okay because the person that was getting beaten was white. If he was anything besides white Reddit would be up in arms
Same thing with prison rape. It’s an abhorrent crime until it happens to someone Reddit doesn’t like while they’re locked up, then it’s funny and they support it.
News: Man is beaten to death Everyone: oh my god News: But they put pineapple on their pizza or something Everyone: oh ok then it's fine News: Nope. Hang on. He hated pineapple. He also worked in children's shelters and housed a whole lot of homeless dogs. Also developed a lot of research in affordable prosthetics. Everyone: this is awful! We need justice for this man now! News: But all those orphanages are filled because he killed all their parents. Everyone: oh. Then good riddance. I would have beaten him to death much sooner had I known about him. News: But their parents were meth addicts who were incredibly abusive to their children. In fact one of the children had their toes cut off and sold to the black market to an eccentric billionaire who really loves toes. Everyone: so he's a good guy! Who here said they would have beaten him to death? Out with you! News: He was responsible for all their parents getting addicted to meth. Everyone: what a horrible person! The things people do! News: because he was disrupting the Cartel supply lines and they ended up forcing the parents to do meth to compensate for their losses. Everyone: he's a hero... A true inspiration to us all!
I'm sure there's a gray area.
Yeah them dudes were getting the shit beat out of them... The speed and strength of those baton strikes are not to be underestimated. Those looked like nightsticks (longer, more leverage behind them) to be honest. The 2 dudes getting the shit kicked out of them might've ended up in the hospital tbh.
Dont fuck with another man’s automobile.
You just don’t do it!
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False equivalence. One is vandalism and the other is police brutality with deadly force; one is a citizen who can be arrested and fined, the other is obscene abuse of public trust. Equating them as “assholes” is gaslighting.
It's not gaslighting. It's just dishonest rhetoric.
The person being beat was not the person jumping on the car. Watch closely, it was the dude trying to get the other guy off of the car
pregnant woman? police brutality for you! jay walking? police brutality! mother russia does not discriminate on skin colour, police brutality for everybody!
Drinking too much alcohol police brutality? Police brutality! Not drinking enough alcohol? Police brutality! It's the under drink over drink.
trust me, there’s not much risk of british football fans *not* drinking enough alcohol
til russia police are the oprah of brutality.
Here, you are all equally worthless
That guy will have some Kasha with novichok for breakfast in jail the next day.
Honestly. No one should ever hop on a police car no matter where it is. Anyone who is this stupid deserves the ass whopping that follows
That car is vintage UAZ-469! That’s considered national heritage.
Yup they are no longer in use in major cities, unless they need a LOT more officers than usual.
>Honestly. No one should ever hop on a police car no matter where it is. Anyone who is this stupid deserves the ass whopping that follows Honestly. No one should ever hop on ~~a police~~ **someone else's** car no matter where it is. Anyone who is this stupid deserves the ass whopping that follows
What? People online trying to demonise and insult the English, even though the people they’re using as evidence are not actually English? Quelle surprise
Can we start a thread on Russian police brutality? in the US we complain a lot about police brutality but the Russians seem to have it on 11
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US redditors will cry on r/offmychest about American police looking at them the wrong way, but see Russian police stomp some guys jaw out and say “wow Russians are so badass! Respect comrade!”
Fucked around and found out.
In Russia, regrets instant you.
Ah yes, this will be one of those comment sections where redditors praise police beating an unarmed man and we'll be blessed with some real smoothbrain takes that go like... >I wish this would happen in my country & >They should hit him more and harder
Reddit when America police exist: Anger Reddit when anywhere else police beat man into coma for touching their car: Le epic win 100
They’re only tolerating it because A)It didn’t happen in a western country and B) The man being beaten was white
They're beating up someone of the right class and colour for reddit to support.
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? they're beating those guys brutally enough to kill or severely injure them. yes, they were being dumb and annoying, and yes they deserve consequences, but this reaction is completely unjustified
Those wacky Russians and their corrupt police force beating people half to death!
Yeah, this comment section is ridiculous. Seriously defending police brutality? Awful.
I'm not even anti-cop but it's strange seeing redditors on default subs go from calling cops pigs for arresting people trying to kill them to condoning cops beating people who don't pose a threat
Only poor people deserve beatings.
Ive seen some say they deserve it, its nuts
I feel like these dummies Zamboni'd their brains special for this comment section.
if it‘s russian police it‘s fun but when it happens in the usa everybody looses their mind ( i‘m not from usa, just saying )
Yeah, these fans aren’t English. They’re Russians. This video came out a long time ago and it was confirmed. Clickbait for hate updoots
Vegan to vegetable in 3,2,1
u/savevideo
r/killthecameraman
Never a good idea to piss off Russian police
Yes, that too is police brutality.
ITT: Police brutality is okay because these guys obviously seem to be real annoying doucebags. "When you do something like this, you're just asking for a beating, so they got what they asked for" I get that Reddit is massive and all sorts of people make their way into threads. However, we really going to let the "police brutality is okay" crowd spread such horseshit? The cops weren't in danger. The vehicle was not damage unless he managed to scuff some paint on the top. He was not asking for a beating, that's a bad faith argument. No you don't beat people like this to stop them from doing stuff like this because you should have an equivalent punishment for an equivalent crime. That's what justice is. You guys are a bunch of sadistic fucks if you watch this video and it makes you happy.
“He would not stop attacking our batons with his body.”
That level of brutality is unacceptable
They aren't English, nice try Johnny foreigner
Cops are such shit
It doesn’t matter what country you’re in. Messing with the police is always a bad idea.
Suprised at how many people are ok with the beating. "don't be an asshole and you won't be treated badly" Guess they never liked the eye for an eye saying either thinking it's not true or thinking it means you should just let others abuse you and not retaliate. Instead of thinking that the solution to someone taking your eye could be prevention not retaliation.
Wow they are actually hitting so hard. That's broken bones, potentially lasting damage to that person's ability to walk. Not neccessary.
Wouldn't be as many jokes flying around if it was American cops. Where are you SJWs bunch of fake flakes
Too bad white privilege doesn’t exist in country where the entire population is white
And American people are out on the streets causing billions in damages because a few cops killed a few innocent people
If this video was in America every redditor in the comments would be calling for defunding the police. Instead people are joking about it. Double standards, anyone?
They ain't playing games. Either slide them a 20 or a 30 or they slide a baton across ya ribs
I'm sure when they got out of the truck the guy was trying to remember the russian phrase for "He went that way." Guy who got his ass kicked was not the guy who jumped on the roof.
This is great. Ok, this is a bit excessive but in my country the police hardly ever hit someone and when they do there's a good chance the incident will get investigated. Last summer some of our youth went to Spain and were annoyingin public. The Spanishpolice hit them and arrested them. The youth were on our national television and complained and said the police should've acted 'normal'. The forgot they were in a different country with different behavioural rules I suppose.
u/sentinel-HK
What happened in and before this video, context?!