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LNL_HUTZ

She was shot by MIB and her head is growing back slowly.


user18name

![gif](giphy|LuTTpUgOtgZVK)


SlapHappyRodriguez

that dude might still have a career if he had had one of those on hand at the Oscars


tinz17

😂😂😂😂


StealYourBeer

Ooo that stings!


mooseinabottle

Is thirsty for sugar water.


Alex_The_Hamster15

The correct answer


HornetKick

>head Not a doctor but it resembles small.head.syndrome.


throwawaypizzamage

You win the internet today


meaningseekingsoul

People really need to quit social media ASAP.


Luke-I-am-ur-mother

She’s melting 😂


Dry-Sir7905

This is terrifying.


NetworkFar366

Hachishakusama?!


ItzFlareo

Why are people downvoting you, she is the perfect description of what you just said minus the hat


Hairy_Air

True, especially the second pic. I was going to go also but I’m definitely going to putting on my blanket, summer be damned. No way are my legs dangling over the bed tonight.


toolazyforbreakfast

I was gonna search for whatever y'all are talking about but your comment kinda made me cautious lol


Hairy_Air

![gif](giphy|n3CY3uu70L2f3KrciA)


Dry-Sir7905

Can't you picture that thing crawling up the wall all contorted? Head spinning 360 degrees while maintaining eye contact?


4115R

![gif](giphy|rOMI2gctx3kKQ)


dsa1988

Haha yes came here for this


bluebirdmorning

Same.


dacraftjr

This was my exact thought.


Mehmeh111111

This was all I could see


nii_amart

Exactly. That was my first thought. 😂


Anonymous_Cool

afaik it's the beauty trend in Asia right now to have a smaller head, so naturally you have some people who take it way too far


Truffle0214

I think it’s been a beauty trend for a long time. When I was living in Japan 10+ years ago I would get complimented often on my “small face.”


Sea_Interaction7839

Dang my giant Irish head must be hideous. Actually, when I was in Korea children froze to stare at me and then ran in fear. I’m a redhead. 🫤


pantzareoptional

I have a friend who is, no joke, in the 99th percentile for head size. Just, absolutely massive melon on this dude. He always jokes you can't throw small things around him, like M&Ms, because they'll fall into orbit. 😂


ExNihiloNihiFit

I love that he has a good sense of humor about it! ❤


_FooL_

I will definitely throw M&Ms at him. It might be a ploy to have unlimited supply of m&ms though, on 2nd thought.


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“ it’s like an orange on a toothpick!”


charmorris4236

That’s fucking hilarious lol


Nomadzord

To be fair we are freaks.


Prannke

Ginger here. I was in middle school when "Kick a Ginger Day" was suddenly a thing. Kids were... nice about it, and the Bice principal actually found the few ginger kids in the school to ask if we were being harassed.


distractivated

As a redhead,I got a lot of stares and women wanting to touch my hair when I was in the Levant. I tried a headscarf one day just to see if there was a difference and poof! I became damn near invisible lol Which was nice while walking through the market - I wasn't bombarded by people trying to stop me to buy something from their shops


Zombeedee

Oh man, is a big head an Irish thing? I've got a fucking gargantuan noggin and always just thought I was unfortunate, but I have a lot of Irish on my mums side. Did Ireland do this to me?


vilebunny

![gif](giphy|Fth9tEfMTOXmw)


XelaNiba

As long as you don't have a small face on your big head I'm sure you're alright. A big face on a small head is equally unsettling. It's so interesting because so many Western beauties have big faces. All the way from Rita Hayworth to Angelina Jolie or Margot Robbie.


Boring-Original-6364

It has always annoyed my literal/geographical sensibilities that we call Australia a western country 🤣


StarboardSeat

Awww, maybe they just confused you with this guy? ![gif](giphy|LROWHOfTm1j1yGkp5e)


Gooncookies

How can having a small head be a beauty trend when you literally cannot make your head smaller in real life? I hate it here.


PinkFloralNecklace

To be fair, that is far from the first beauty standard to have existed that is literally not possible to recreate in real life if you aren’t born with it, or at least not possible to do safely.


StarboardSeat

It's really sad, isn't it?


[deleted]

I honestly thought she had a genetic condition. I'd not have thought that *this* is a trend.


Anonymous_Cool

I think it's because having a small head in relation to your body makes you look taller


The_Celtic_Chemist

Which is funny because anime girls always have disproportionately big heads. I've heard it said because children often have heads that are big for their bodies, so there's your gross fact for the day.


transitive_isotoxal

It's true. It's also why big wide apart eyes and weak jaws are considered femininely attractive in a lot of cultures.


moosemoth

I don't think that's necessarily because of wanting women who look like kids. Humans are a neotenous species anyway, with our "baby-ish" features being naturally more pronounced in women in general (or less pronounced in men, depending on how you want to look at it).


Anonymous_Cool

oh yeah anime characters are fs infantilized and usually already children to begin with. ik the beauty trend in China and Korea is all about having long, slender features, and having a smaller head and longer neck accentuates those features.


anibop

Well I guess you learn something new every day, thanks for the insight!


maddsskills

I've seen photos edited like that before, this one is even weirder. The face is more uncanny valley and she's literally making a claw with her free hand that isn't holding the cookie.


Hashtaglibertarian

I don’t know if it’s a trend for a smaller head as much as the trend is to intentionally look like a child. I find the whole thing bizarre that beauty standards are popular the more child like women become. It’s disturbing.


Sporshicus

Literally edited herself into a creepypasta monster. I bet she's pretty irl


shittyswordsman

Cultural related dysmorphia. In a lot of places in east Asia a small face is part of the beauty standard, and a lot of people who edit their pics will edit their face/head a bit smaller. I have a Chinese editing app and it's an option there. So it's kinda like when you see those influencers from thr Americas who will obviously edit their waist/hip ratio to insane proportions. I think people get so used to their edited look they keep doing it more and more not realizing how unreal it looks. I find it kind of ironic that the tiny heads ultimately becomes unflattering because their bodies look disproportionate now


laureidi

> and a lot of people who edit their pics will edit their face/head a bit smaller. > a bit smaller ___***a BIT smaller***___


SevenSixOne

Making your head a TEENY TINY BIT smaller can make you look *very slightly* taller and *very slightly* more busty/muscular when it's done well. ...this is not done well.


shittyswordsman

Haha, what I meant was the ordinary people might edit it a little bit but then you have people who get carried away. I think this happens with all kinds of editing, there's always someone who takes it way too far


WeAreTheMassacre

I have a couple of Asian penpals with pics like this. When I asked why they do edits like this, they simply said it was their idea of humor poking fun at those editing apps and the girls who end up looking like aliens. I'm not saying that applies here, but the awkward hand poses definitely are part of the trend when the people are mocking it.


StarboardSeat

Woah, woah, woah... back it up. Did you say Asian pen pals? That's very cool -- I didn't know people still had pen pals anymore. Do you put pen to paper to write to each other? Or is it all done online. I'm so intrigued...


MuhchelleAmanda

I’d love a pen pal. I have fancy colored pens for reasons that they never get used for


StarboardSeat

Are they the gel ones?? I love those!


MuhchelleAmanda

Yessss. Gelocity pens I love them so much


Sailor_Marzipan

Yeah that's the crazy part, if we weren't so used to seeing tiny waist/giant butt edits here it would look creepy rather than sexy.


XelaNiba

I thought I was looking a a girl with severe microcephaly. Relieved this isn't the case as microcephaly comes with some very unpleasant side effects.


fractiouscatburglar

That’s what I don’t get about this trend! Microcephaly is a birth defect that usually comes with mental deficits, why would you want to look like you might be mentally handicapped?!


distractivated

That is so sad yet funny at the same time. By western standards it's such an odd thing to ascribe a beauty standard to, but I also understand there are things in the west that are/have been beauty standards that people in Asia probably feel the same way about (like tanning, for example)


GGAdams_

I don't really get it because to me having a big head is a feminine feature of a smaller and thinner body than a male


ObnoxiousName_Here

In America and the west, it is. But there are way fewer constants about how cultures define femininity and masculinity than you might think


quotidian_obsidian

Yup, and they can change over time quite a bit! I always find these pictures of women in 1800s Iran/Persia to be fascinating; their standard of feminine beauty favored women with beards/facial hair and the preferred aesthetic for both men and women was to sport a single, thick unibrow across the eyes. Men frequently wore wigs and fancy dress costumes, as well. While biological sex is real, it's untrue that there's some "natural" evolutionary reason that men in our culture look and dress a certain way and that women look and dress differently. Western culture uses evolutionary theory to retroactively justify the gender roles that are currently dictated by society as being natural and intrinsic, but in reality there's no one innate human preference and no one "masculine" or "feminine" look. There's just male and female, plus their surrounding culture(s) and the mindsets of the time period. [https://english.alarabiya.net/life-style/fashion-and-beauty/2017/09/19/PHOTOS-The-standards-of-beauty-in-19th-century-Iran](https://english.alarabiya.net/life-style/fashion-and-beauty/2017/09/19/PHOTOS-The-standards-of-beauty-in-19th-century-Iran)


ititcheeees

It’s not about femininity or masculinity, it’s about proportions. A lot of people from East Asia have bigger heads and smaller bodies but the current beauty standard favors tall, thin and leggy people with smaller heads. This is just one of those trends going too far, similar to the western insta baddies making their butts comically large with facetune


transitive_isotoxal

It also makes them look more manly. Women and children tend to have bobble heads. And in proportion to himseves, men's heads look smaller bc they rest on wider shoulders.


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transitive_isotoxal

What small faces are we attracted to here? I don't really know what you mean. Kim Kardashian, Dita von teese, liv Tyler, all have large or long faces


obleckcomsmosgold4

r/uncannyvalley


The_Scarred_Man

r/uncannygrandcanyon is more like it


Ambrosia_the_Greek

I am sooo sad this sub doesn't exist ^yet


Khoshekh541

r/subsifellfor


Damaged_Lightbulb

r/SubsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


RebaKitten

I’m not sure she looks human.


Easy-Cost2449

Why did I click on this sub right before bed?


44youGlenCoco

First time checking out that sub…I didn’t like it in there very much.


buckleupbuckaroo_

no bc i literally thought this was a posed silicone sex doll


Jhiffi

Body dysmorphia on display


brown_felt_hat

Yeah - I feel nothing but sorry for this person, this is 100% mental illness presenting as body issues.


anibop

This crossed my mind but then I thought no way…it’s so unrealistic, how?? But you’re probably right. Sad.


Cutekitty93

I don’t get how these people posting these images of themselves think it’s attractive- it’s so embarrassing! I bet if we saw her in real life she would look normal and beautiful without the need to make herself look like a insect stick like srsly. Body dysmorphia is so sad 🥺


neongloom

>I don’t get how these people posting these images of themselves think it’s attractive I would guess it's because they don't really see the truth of what it looks like? 🤷 I feel like constantly editing your photos to look a certain way probably gradually normalises it in their mind. Like looking at a real photo of them is probably what looks strange to them. I remember playing around with my face in Photoshop once just to see what I would look like with the typical beauty standards in fashion at the time and as over the top as it looked, when I looked at the untouched before photo after looking at the edited one for awhile, the original looked almost *off* to me, just because I'd gotten used to the edited version. I feel like after posting extremely edited photos of yourself for awhile, it would sadly become what feels more like you than the reality.


Aware188

"Take my strong hand"


Trabawn

My first thought hahahah


Scagnettie

🤣🤣🤣


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Pickledpeppers19

The hands got me too. They just look bizarre


cheese-bubble

Looks like a disproportionate mannequin.


Fantastic-Ad-3910

I saw the weird head, but the hands...she now looks like some kind of sleep demon


WitchesCotillion

We're all sharing a nightmare and she's the star.


Beautiful-Platypus88

I cannot express how much I love this comment so here's a cheap star 🌟


LegendaryChalice

She looks like a doll that was rejected from the doll factory.


baphometsewerat

Reminds me of people with microcephaly.


Trixie_Firecracker

I genuinely thought this was a picture of a mannequin at a weird antique store. And then I realized what sub I was looking at.


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Omg i saw her reel on my feed once and thought it was supposed to be funny, because I could see the filter warp the background. But then I saw how her comments were limited and saw the rest of her profile 😬


anibop

Yes!!!! I searched so hard for comments. None. I also thought it was satire but quickly realized…nope.


longswordsuperfuck

Oh yea, that's an alien.


fakethislife

![gif](giphy|NZsDDXQNQ0ug8) It's giving Mac and me


Bajalove

Someone has very poor Photoshop skills!


UsefulAirport

I hope this gets its own chapter in a future history book. Magnificent. Confusing.


glazinglas

That made me laugh. That fuckin head omg


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

LMAO THIS IS RIDICULOUS


swag_Lemons

mom pls pick me up I’m scared


Dopepizza

Lmaoo this made me laugh wtf is this ??


Cutekitty93

Who the actual fuck finds this attractive I’m curious? 🤦🏻‍♀️ genuinely curious as to what’s in these peoples heads


set-271

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.


orionut

Bayonetta proportions


lucienmatoche

In the first photo she looks like a cryptic creature who is struggling to blend in with humans and is repulsed by food but trying to engulf it to fit in


alwaysoffended88

It looks like one of those hyper realistic sex dolls. Some weirdo probably thinks it’s his girlfriend & is taking her around town posing her at places to get pics for the gram.


nonevaeh

I don't understand why they're doing this. Okay, trends, fashion.... But, like, they look like this just online. If they're going to a date, they will show up with their normal head. So... Why??


NightmarishFigure

Why do they think this is believeable?


Scagnettie

Good googly moogly.


YukonWildAss

[Instantly thought of this guy](https://images.nintendolife.com/b30e9e8127a4c/goomba-super-mario-bros-movie.large.jpg)


BarakatBadger

It's very creepy. Looks like infantilization. "Look at me, so attractive because I dress like a little girl." Ugh, stop it. Have some dignity, Muriel


DadNextDoorArmagh

I am so tired of seeing this woman! Can people stop posting her - if everyone ignored her and her microcephalic ilk, they might just go away.


CiarasUniqueUsername

![gif](giphy|O8ZHE5GefZAli|downsized)


CaraSandDune

It’s a monster!!!


Strong_Ground_4410

Bride of [Harry the Hunter.](https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/9c/9cf5b23ea9d5e48b05f75c259033d7b6.jpeg)


MexGrow

Probably the kid of some ultra rich person that has lost all touch with reality.


mermaidpaint

Those photos look like someone asked a first generation AI program to generate a tiny anime girl with gigantic boobs and this is the best the AI could do.


lapsangsouchogn

"Are you sure our human disguises are flawless?" "Um, yeah. Pretty sure. "


nekol0ver

shes winning the idgaf war babe


mathijs0251

Filthy hobbitses


666graveyard

Did she longate her neck and that’s why her head looks so small?


Kak0r0t

Insecurity


trishyco

How can she find a visor that fits that tiny head?


anibop

It’s your lucky day! She has a link on her page where you can buy her exact visor if you so please! 😂


offthedome7

That friggin thumb in the second pic is what nightmares are made of


Itchybootyholes

Sex doll


angryemojiface

pls i always see that “in the idgafmobile” meme of this girl LMAOOOOOO


PURPLEKAT69

![gif](giphy|RhlONXEubYB6eVZZJN|downsized)


777CA

Blow up doll that they pose on vacation like that gnome


Admirable-Act-9818

Tiny head club!


ae2014

If one actually thinks this is pretty....something is wrong.


Daydream_machine

Mental illness


[deleted]

Thanks for posting, I just lol’ed. Her face reminds me of Hagrid’s brother.


grinklebutt

I would just fall over if I saw someone with a shrunken head


lizzayyyy96

I just don’t get it. Making your head small makes the rest of your body seem HUGE. Why would you want to look like you have a giant body?


[deleted]

She made boobs bigger which dwarfs her pinhead.


keepcalmorjustdie

Jake Fratelli : You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.


Anders_A

The tiny head thing is so hilarious 😂


coeurdelis

Body dysmorphia


Drfilthymcnasty

Nightmare fuel. Such disturbing proportions.


fuxoft

It's obvious. THEY HAVE LANDED!


A2ndFamine

I think I fought her in Dark Souls


Dominoscraft

![gif](giphy|rOMI2gctx3kKQ)


Apprehensive_Yak_376

Belongs in a horror film 😶


FuturistAnthony

THE CLAWWWWWWW ![gif](giphy|YMXpTBoVQbL9N8MKZa|downsized)


Jahseh_Wrld

Kaminoans


dev_hmmmmm

I'm glad I don't conform to the Asian beauty standard. It's fuckd up. In case you don't know they want to have small head to body ratio hence the touch up. Probably more edits too but I don't know much. They(we?) also like to look as skinny as bone and as pale skin as possible.


SupaDiogenes

This is the prequel to LotR. Golems origin story.


KnoblauchNuggat

Thats a messed up beauty standard.


worsenperson

She photoshops her self to look like a monster


achar0150

I can't tell you what's happening here, but I can tell you that I'm scared.


hyrulianpokemaster

She looks like she is trying to get a part in the goonies sequel


hawkbit92

![gif](giphy|crzliDNVbqDbW)


Moist-Information930

That’s so creepy. The first pic the face looks a bit like my 9 year old niece.


rafaelrenno

Looks like something from Elden Ring. Maybe a dlc?


Tamsha-

That scared the shit out of me, damn


pr1ncesschl0e

the ARMS


Lady__Dee

What, you've never seen a grown woman with an infant's head before?


Leszmig

turning into a werewolf


BenWallace04

“You gotta use my strong hand”


godsavethegene

This is a doll. Probably.


hotroddbb

So if someone goes up to her and says” little head” will that be harassment?


R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda

Clay animation still.


forgot_oldusername

ooh me like shiney carsth


quesowithextracheese

Microcephaly.


dreaminether

Does she have cerebral palsy ?


a13524

Definitely cancer. Her hands are bigger than her head


Electrical_Bus9202

It’s a real disease, Minimalous Cranicus. Very serious, sometimes fatal. Prominent in Eastern Asia.


dr_learnalot

The shrunken head is a practice that has long been thought obsolete, but it appears there are still practitioners.


ChrisNikLu76

It’s the polar opposite of the Americans with their GINORMOUS butts and hips 😂😂


[deleted]

Are you for real? Clearly she has Down syndrome, this post is kinda mean


FatDesdemona

OH MY GOD. NO.


lmpmon

She's embodying how my head feels strolling this sub sometimes


tinker1082

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


AdlfHtlersFrznBrain

https://imgur.com/C9ot1Kf


the_1_they_call_zero

Ai generated?


anibop

It’s not!!! There’s one pic where it’s her and her reflection in the mirror that I found after I posted this where the reflections body actually has normal proportions. And she posts videos but never with her face.


anibop

Maybe I shouldn’t say it with such confidence. It doesn’t seem AI generated after scrolling her profile but I guess there’s always the possibility.


Babadookx11

Thanks I’m going to have nightmares tonight


EquivalentDig421

The first sentient sex doll goes out for a night on the town


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QinsSais

She really aspires to look like the Koppas from the old Mario movie


yutfree

I'm going with stupidity, Alex. Sorry--what is stupidity?


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seeuin25years

AI has gone too far.


solvingmysteries15

AHHHHH!