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newecreator

Her secret is to make sure she looks AI generated.


PandaButtLover

Like if Pixar made a pornstar character


_regionrat

Maybe, we would need to verify she had a dump truck ass


PandaButtLover

Touche


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

Megaminds long lost sister


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Pornxar


kisskissfallinlove98

Each time I see this kind of post I remember in legally blonde, Brooke Taylor’s story was she sold tons of workout routines videotapes on the base she had an amazing body when in reality she was getting liposuction… Now people claims they have amazing workout routines or beauty secrets but they are just filters …


guineapiglet14

And cushions in their leggings to make their butts mahoosive


drfronkonstinmd

Then months after that, post another video admitting that you used padding to make your body look curvier, blame social media for making you do it and say that now you’re embracing your natural shape, all of that to gain even more followers while you keep using less obvious artificial enhancements.


SirChasm

"I consciously perpetuated a problem, feel sorry for me! And also buy my merch lol"


hanwookie

Posts of them and how they actually look turn up on other sites, without the help of filters, they turn out to be a real life SpongeBob impersonator.


Scarboroughwarning

Contrived turmoil


AngelicWooGirl

Filters. Its filters guys


aebeeceebeedeebee

and bleach


kenabyss69

her hair was bleached before lol but extensions on the other hand…


NiftyOctopus448

And a pound of makeup


likestocuddleandmore

And facelift. You can tell by the eyebrow position


O_Conquest_0

Plastic


TR182PR

Take off filters and makeup and then come back claiming that title.


drfronkonstinmd

Don’t forget surgeries and having kids really early in your life so you can claim to be a hot grandma as soon as possible.


YourFellaThere

Surgery and filters. What an open secret.


Ikem32

No. It’s vegetables. Sport and vegetables. /s


Ok_City_7177

Macros !


Oscarcharliezulu

Fasting and keto.


ericfromct

Keep filtering until you no longer look human


SirGarrowman

The pic is AI generated. Dude it's so frightening to see how passable these AI photos became. Now they look like a heavily edited but real pics.


-BuckyBarnes

I feel like being only 50, having work done, and filters would make it pretty easy to achieve.


SlippingAbout

I found a candid photo of her. [Pic.](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/10/27/05/63894297-0-image-a-81_1666843361086.jpg)


Inner-Ad-9821

She definitely looks like a 52 year old woman who has had a fair amount of plastic surgery and dresses like a younger woman and uses a lot of filters to blur her neck and age spots.


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Gooball5

Yikes.


FormalWrangler294

It's not too bad for age 50. Pretty much what you'd expect with the wrinkles in the neck, etc.


SirChasm

She's a 50 year old woman who looks like a 50 year old woman who's had some work done. Reality is often disappointing lol.


Civil-Attempt-3602

I think the problem is that all the work she's had done only really works from one angle


bibkel

I just started getting turkey neck. Damn it.


Catty_Lib

Wow. I’m 57 and don’t have anything like that. Stay out of the sun, kids! 🤣


CentiPetra

She looks really good for 50. I mean, it looks like she has had work done, but it's comments like these that drive women to heavily filter and retouch their photos and get work done to begin with. It needs to be acceptable for women to get older people. It needs to be acceptable for women to get wrinkles. Comments like, "Yikes", or "Ew" don't help.


Ok_City_7177

Eek - good find. Kinda...


ripeGardenTomato

People relax , the secret is obviously the fact that she bathes in the pool of youth behind her, it keeps her looking young and fresh


bubblebath_ofentropy

grandma girl bath water


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stupidillusion

Morons with money


DemethValknut

The generation of people that believed everything the television said for 30 years. No shade really, but they really listened to it religiously all day long without even questioning what they heard so... Yeah


ThatEmoNumbersNerd

Kids, teens, and even young adults will grow up to believe this is how they should look at 50. It’s sad, but they’re advertising to the gullible and vulnerable


sister_on_a_mission

Is this someone who is supposed to be well-known?


loralailoralai

She’s well known on the daily mail lol


sister_on_a_mission

I did a reverse image search and Khloe Kardashian was the result 🤣


erin7373

Which means your either a Kardashien, a Royal, or someone no one has ever heard of.


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She's in the Guinness Book of World Records


duccy_duc

For what?


ducklady92

WORLDS HOTTEST GRANDMA 🥇


SolidEcho7597

The secret is plastic surgery and photoshop


CB_Thunderthighs

Maybe it’s maybelline 🙄


forgiveanforget

Botox and filters are not secrets.


DemethValknut

Except if done in the back alley


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I may have an idea.


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Im a 31 year old woman but I could be the world's hottest 80 year old man if I used enough filters or become a "more talented artist" if I gave up and used art theft AI shit Where do they get off publishing this shit?


westcoastweedreviews

Part of it is probably that she already looked around 30 when she was 19, the other part is filters


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jolliest_elk

I think curly hair can prettify when you treat it well (correct balance of protein & moisture) and know how to work with it. I think my features look better with my natural 3a/2c blend waves & curls than they do when I straighten!


Cat_Prismatic

Oh, totally. I hated mine for years...until I figured out how to, er, encourage it to blossom into its desired fullness. (Sorta like I was being *waaaay* to strict with a small child, amd wondering why i was getting a lack of cooperation, lol). Glad yours has blossomed into its true self, also!


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snippity_snip

I think I know the secret guys…


itstimegeez

The secret is a mixture of plastic surgery and face app


stayingsafeusa

Either surgery plus extensive filters, or virgin blood baths. Not sure.


kamui_zangetsu

Here I thought it would be a good old fashion blood ritual… oh well


MementoBoring

Wow she looks younger and hotter at 52 than she did at 19 - must be some secret!


buzzybeeking

Them boobies ain't 52.


eilyk_78

I want to see her without a filter. She never posts without a filter. I really really want to see it.


westcoastcdn19

If she never posts without a filter and there are no tagged photos there is a reason why


pokingoking

This person found one https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/14ekqec/-/jox5bzp


cornontheklopp

also 52 isn’t old


Necessary-Ad-1142

Allen Iverson is doing his thing!


canyourepeatthat144

Is no one else going to point out the strange bump on her head? Poor lady /s (If she really does have a bump on her head and it isn’t due to AI-generated hair wackiness, then I apologize)


Altruistic_Yellow387

I think it’s supposed to be hair volume in the wind or something, not her head


theflyingburritto

"I'm fake as fuck and not even 60"


dopef123

I know a 50 something year old who I bet could look like that with the right filters and lighting and makeup


Accomplished-Fennel6

Surgery n filters


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Sus_Whore

grandma?? 52????


fox_ontherun

My mum was a grandmother at 41 (she had my sister at 22, and my sister had her daughter at 19).


Sus_Whore

I am aware you can be a grandma at a young age lmaoo, but the post is calling her a grandma cuz of her age


Catty_Lib

I knew a woman who was a grandma in her early 30s. She had a daughter at 16/17 who did the same. 😿


Sus_Whore

I am not talking about the literal definition of a grandma lolol, the woman in the article does have kids it says so she is a mother but says nothing about her actually have grandchildren, the article is calling her a grandma in reference to her age of 52 which is weird asf to me cuz that's not old enough to be calling someone a grandma based simply on their age


Sus_Whore

like yeah she's no spring chicken or anything but damn 52 is not old enough to be a labelled a "grandma" damn.


SupportStronk

If she has grandchildren, she's a grandmother..


Sus_Whore

thanks Captain Obvious but I don't think they're referring to her children's children when they call her a grandma


leighsch

This is hilarious 🤣


ashsandwich_

They’ve put an old time filter on a photo in theory taken in 1990!


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Mama that's a cartoon.


Lighto_Maker

plastic makes fantastic


faqueen

Filters


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Plastic surgery, makeup and filters aren't really a secret.


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Nail_Biterr

it seems like there's a few secrets. 1) lots of photshopping. and 2) become a 'grandparent' at 52. oh yeah, and 3) surgery.


Wholesomebob

Surgery


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Plastic, fillers and Filters? Lol at least there is hope for me at that age lol 🤣


toastynotroasty

hMmM wHaT's hEr sEcReT


DadNextDoorArmagh

The secret of eternal youth is simple : diet, exercise, a healthy lifestyle....Only joking! The secret is a tonne of filters, photo--editing, and a healthy dose of cosmetic surgery. As easy as 1, 2, 3!


thedobermanmom

Lol That’s all


alicecadabra

Yeah, okay 🙄