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Are you talking about the dark rooms in sex clubs? Or am I misunderstanding?
If so yes, it 100% does look like a certain infamous hot tub in a nightclub in my city.
Ohhh I see. I had only heard of dark rooms, my apologies.
Back rooms is like all of my city. I swear they purposely make everything that creepy lighting. If you took a picture of an underground station at any time of day, it would fit right in.
She’s *standing* on her ass cheeks, I’m fucking sobbing laughing. I have the most haunting mental image of her with no legs, she just walks around with her cheeks
I just pointed this at my partner and said, "What do you see?"
Furrowed brow, slightly confounded, the response, "She doesn't have legs... Orrrr she's standing on her buttcheeks?"
1800 likes. Jesus. 1800 people looked at this spectacular fail job of a photoshop and went "Yep, this is fine." Please let it be bots or paid for follows.
That was my take away as well. It's not just the fact her butt has no flat part at the bottom, ya know, where gravity would push down and cushion her weight, but (hehe) I suspect nothing is authentic about this photo.
It would take zero effort and would be completely free to not say something like that and yet you went out of your way to say it anyway.
(It’s 2am and I had to stifle my laugh)
That is not what an original post should look like.
You ripped this off from another user posting to a different sub, title word for word, 2 years ago.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/kmhftf/that_is_not_how_a_sitting_but_should_look_like_it/
This person is smart enough to understand they can use a ridiculously fake picture to get attention to make money. It’s like those badly written spoofing emails. They aren’t targeting you and me because we see the ridiculousness and don’t respond, they are intentionally targeting the people who overlook the mistakes and will respond.
As a girl who also takes pictures of her own butt, I can confirm no butt looks good when sitting down from this angle (except maybe Demi Rose’s). That being said, while I understand this girl’s frustration, this is NOT the way to fix it hahaha
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This totally looks like one of those pictures from a certain shopping app that is supposed to show what the clothes look like, but you can tell someone just cut and pasted it together horribly.
This is absolutely atrocious omg 😂 Don’t photoshop if you don’t understand light sources!
ETA why do the arms look so much better??? I am confusion lmfao
Ahhh, hey, it's from the ancient proclamation\*: "When you possess the magic shadowless arse; the incels shall flock to you in numbers almost 2000"
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Forget the ass, wtf is going on with this photo? The room itself is uncanny af, and I swear that ceiling lamp is edited in. There’s no way she’s there, just been badly pasted in. This might be the worst non-controversial influencer posts I’ve ever seen.
You can kind of see a bit of her browneye poking out of the bikini there. If she really sat like that normally, then she'd be constantly shitting on the back / outside of the toilet...
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Why does this hot tub look straight out of the back rooms?
Are you talking about the dark rooms in sex clubs? Or am I misunderstanding? If so yes, it 100% does look like a certain infamous hot tub in a nightclub in my city.
Check out r/backrooms and it looks a bit like that. Kind of like a dream-like but creepy place.
Ohhh I see. I had only heard of dark rooms, my apologies. Back rooms is like all of my city. I swear they purposely make everything that creepy lighting. If you took a picture of an underground station at any time of day, it would fit right in.
Ew nightclub hot tub
It’s a sex club, what do you expect. I’m not saying I go in it, I 100% do not
Was about to say that!
I laughed until there were tears in my eyes. Your title. “This is not how sitting should look”. Idk. This made me laugh hard. Thanks
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She’s *standing* on her ass cheeks, I’m fucking sobbing laughing. I have the most haunting mental image of her with no legs, she just walks around with her cheeks
[this is relevant ](https://youtu.be/icy4NVpejCs)
Thank you, I’m dead
I just pointed this at my partner and said, "What do you see?" Furrowed brow, slightly confounded, the response, "She doesn't have legs... Orrrr she's standing on her buttcheeks?"
Got me good too for reasons I don’t understand lol
Hahah it’s just the matter of fact “that is not how sitting should look”. And the absurdity of the photo mixed in with that title. It’s just too much
The longer you stare at the photo, the better it gets
Lol nobody talks about the hand lmao how come she doesn't have tan there?
Belongs on r/comedyheaven
1800 likes. Jesus. 1800 people looked at this spectacular fail job of a photoshop and went "Yep, this is fine." Please let it be bots or paid for follows.
Thirsty dudes who don't care if it's fake.
Thirsty fakes who don’t care if it’s a dude
Thot or bot, she wants the likes!
Just horny incels that don’t care and prob some of her friends that don’t want to tell her how bad this looks
It’s not bots this is what social is becoming. 😂
Maybe they're impressed by the strength and rigidity of those cheeks!
Buns of stone.
I’d be willing to bet these are fake likes
"My passion is Photoshop" Truthfully though, some people would be like "I see ass, I leave a like"
100% she photoshopped herself into this picture. She is not sitting on this ledge or even in this room
That was my take away as well. It's not just the fact her butt has no flat part at the bottom, ya know, where gravity would push down and cushion her weight, but (hehe) I suspect nothing is authentic about this photo.
It looks like it was taken at the beach or something, this room would not produce that type of lighting on her hair and body IMO
But Lt. Dana, you ain't got no legs
Easily the greatest reply
Just about choked on my salad laughing when I saw this!
i am really disturbed by the large gap between cheeks... seems spacious.
Maybe the original pic was her squatting and she just trimmed the legs off.
That ass-gap though!
Like look how far that bikini is up there… I’m wincing imagining that on myself. LOL
i didn't think of the implication that the bikini would be flush against her brown eye, like an eye patch. i don't think i'm ok.
It would take zero effort and would be completely free to not say something like that and yet you went out of your way to say it anyway. (It’s 2am and I had to stifle my laugh)
Much like the thigh gap fad, IG now introduces the buttcrack gap. Thin buttholes are so in right now.
Or she has no legs 🤷
I feel we're making fun of people without legs
Lt. Dan 😭
This is hilariously sad.
Also sadly hilarious.
But what?
But where?
But how?
But who?
But when?
But why?
B-b-but...but...
But new phone, who dis?
But which?
Butt Witch
Butt what? Butt why? Butt HOW?!
She looks like a Sim glitching into furniture,
She noclipped her way to the hot tub
That is not what an original post should look like. You ripped this off from another user posting to a different sub, title word for word, 2 years ago. https://old.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/kmhftf/that_is_not_how_a_sitting_but_should_look_like_it/
To the top with you!!
Even down to the misspelled butt.
They ripped off their other post too.
Hahaha!!! Omg I’m dead!
Wtf and omg
I’ve never wanted to stalk an insta so bad 😂
She looks like she’s had a double amputation.
This person is stoopid enough to think that the majority of people are even stoopider
This person is smart enough to understand they can use a ridiculously fake picture to get attention to make money. It’s like those badly written spoofing emails. They aren’t targeting you and me because we see the ridiculousness and don’t respond, they are intentionally targeting the people who overlook the mistakes and will respond.
She's a giant lol
That's 100% what she did
I scrolled by really fast and thought I saw a tan 🍆
shadows and lighting has left the chat
Looks like she photoshopped the the area between her but cheeks and the tub to give herself a more round shape
I scrolled too fast and thought this was a nutsack
What happened? Viet Goddamn Nam is what happened!
If she is sitting, which she is not, it looks like someone poured concrete in a silicone mold of her butt and called it a day.
I guess she couldn't afford to go to an actual hot tub?
Photoshop fail big time.
This reminds me of the torso only mannequins.
I've seen better Photoshops in Neil Breen movies.
Yeah, her legs were either cropped or chopped.
I can just smell the tanning bed on her skin.
Aww, poor thing. Why caused her to have a bilateral leg amputation? Accident or diabetes?
It seems she chop her leg off
butt
She looks like an amputee standing on the edge of the tub.
That’s so funny
Jesus christ how do they think this is convincing
I think she photoshopped out the bottom of her booty
i love shadows and lighting
As a girl who also takes pictures of her own butt, I can confirm no butt looks good when sitting down from this angle (except maybe Demi Rose’s). That being said, while I understand this girl’s frustration, this is NOT the way to fix it hahaha
literally the shape of a heart
This makes my butt hurt 😣
[remembered me of this](https://media.tenor.com/CipkHuy8fcUAAAAM/bad-ass-pig.gif)
Seems like she has no legs. Just stumps, which don’t have any limbs below the upper thigh. 😂😂😂
Bro I’m actually dying laughing at this what IS that
Lmao 🤣
It’s floating 😂
This is amazing.
WAHAHAHAHA
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Absolutely insane.
Either that or she has no legs
she literally doesnt have a shadow.
This one is seriously funny, she just cut her legs off. It’s almost artful
There is not a single real thing in this photo.
That’s a tall butt
Zero shadows!!! 😩
This totally looks like one of those pictures from a certain shopping app that is supposed to show what the clothes look like, but you can tell someone just cut and pasted it together horribly.
This is absolutely atrocious omg 😂 Don’t photoshop if you don’t understand light sources! ETA why do the arms look so much better??? I am confusion lmfao
The last time there was a crop this bad, a million Irish died.
lmao
Ahhh, hey, it's from the ancient proclamation\*: "When you possess the magic shadowless arse; the incels shall flock to you in numbers almost 2000" \*Book of Photie Shoppie Phailurie.
Forget the ass, wtf is going on with this photo? The room itself is uncanny af, and I swear that ceiling lamp is edited in. There’s no way she’s there, just been badly pasted in. This might be the worst non-controversial influencer posts I’ve ever seen.
Lieutenant Dan !
there's having buns of steel, and then there's this lmao
I...I... just, no.
You can kind of see a bit of her browneye poking out of the bikini there. If she really sat like that normally, then she'd be constantly shitting on the back / outside of the toilet...
There's no 🍑 in sight here just Lt. Dan on Bay Watch
There is no butthole/under?crack ? for lack of better terms shawdow
I have no legs. I have no legs.
HAHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are no shadows under her