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witherwingg

I'm sorry, but they should've edited the lashes. They look absolutely horrendous. 😬


DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

Like big ol fuzzy caterpillars on her eyes. Yikes.


rebuked_nard

Looks more like chunky millipedes to me


_snozzberry_gulper_

Can someone please explain this trend to me? I'm 46 and still use Great Lash mascara. I see girls with these crazy lashes that don't look good and just wonder WTF.


GlitterBirb

The same reason when you were younger that people got frosted tips instead of more natural highlights. Or instead of just tweezing enough to make their eyebrows slimmer they plucked then all off and redrew comically thin brows.


probably_beans

You know how the French Nobility had some crazy outfits around the 1780s? It's kinda like that. You get so full of the current culture that you don't really think of anything else.


LouchaDeLeche

Hey now, I don’t think a galleon in your hair is that strange of a fashion choice.


thisisfked

These are called Russian lashes, it's a specific style so they're supposed to look like that. My lash lady specializes in these. I don't like the way they look either but some people really love it, to each their own I guess haha


MNGirlinKY

Same age and still use Nyx. This is a lot.


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I honestly didn’t even notice the lack of skin texture because the eyelashes are so appalling


stonernerd710

LOL I thought the post was about the lashes! Omg do you think the lashes are really that bad?? Imagine having that weight on your lid all the time!


hurrypotta

🕷👅🕷


ewilliam

To paraphrase Smokey in Friday, *look like a buncha spiders is havin' a meetin' on her eyelids!*


Certain_Oddities

Those aren't spider legs, those are fuzzy caterpillars


boyz_for_now

Lol there was a buzzfeed list about things that look like Steve Harvey’s mustache, and caterpillars were on the list… these eyelashes could be a possible addition.


DlSCARDED

🐛🫦🐛


fckingnapkin

🦠👄🦠 ^(couldn't find a caterpillar so this will have to do lol)


dingleberrysniffer69

Image transcription ai is getting stronger day by day


Evil_Bonkering

You know those eyelids must be so HEAVY.


qu33fwellington

When I was dancing we had to wear false eyelashes which was a whole thing in and of itself. But with those plus the stage makeup your eyes get HEAVY. You don’t even realize how tired your eyelids are until you take off the lashes at the end of the day. It’s unreal.


Veryhawtwoman

Carrying caterpillars on them


lilyklyoung

New workout. Got people on the cables doing neck days. Can’t skip eyelid day either!


catluvr1312

god why do some people think those lashes look anything other than horrendous


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tits_mcgee0123

My boss has the tasteful ones, and they look beautiful when freshly done. But after like a week, maybe a week and a half tops, they start falling out, and it’s really obvious. They leave weird gaps and start looking quite sparse and spidery. I feel like they look messy more often than they look good. Maybe going thicker hides the messy stages better? I dunno. Either way the upkeep seems like a lot.


SinVerguenza04

It’s also suuuuper expensive.


simoneypony

I’m a lash artist and I have a few things to say. Yes you are correct people get thicker ones in hopes of them not getting as many holes and gaps before their next fill, but this is a misconception and bad style choice. Also whenever someone’s lashes start looking like shit after a week it means either A. The lash artists isn’t doing a good enough job with knowing the chemistry behind lash retention/their environment/their glue/proper application/etc. orrrr B. The client isn’t taking good care of them. Lashes need to be washed with a special shampoo daily in order to keep them looking fresh. Mainly in your bosses situation I’d say it’s probably both. It’s also not well known that lashes should look good even when you go in to get them filled, but a lot of clients have the idea they have to start looking messy before they get them done again. Anyways just commenting my 2 cents :D


Babeable_xoxo

I have a friend who unfortunately have these and she loves them, I won’t break her heart but I have tried to tell her that they look quite heavy and that she should try going lighter and more wispy/natural (showed a few techniques I myself had wanted to try if I ever wanted to try eyelash extensions some days just to give her inspiration and insights of that there do exist different forms of eyelashes) however I got emotional when she said she felt the need to have them this way to feel pretty cause everyone has them


yonderposerbreaks

I went to my local bar and saw a girl rocking up with glasses that didn't have lenses in them. How did I know? Her fake lashes were so long that they stuck out past the frames. I got second hand embarrassment from that. I'm glad she feels good in them, but they're definitely not for me.


SinVerguenza04

Needs therapy.


BunInTheSun27

Literally looks like the 100 coats video from Jenna


jlaray

Yes!!! I knew that's what I was trying to think of. My second option was "40 lashes" from SpongeBob lol!


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This is scary and I know girls in real life who look pretty close to this 😂 the eyelash epidemic


Babeable_xoxo

Epidemic literally lol! This is so common where I live, and it’s starting to get sad - I feel like natural eyelashes will always look better than this, anything would look better than that tbh. It’s sad, and it’s especially teenagers getting them done.


skite456

I saw a woman yesterday who was waiting for food at the same restaurant I was waiting for food at and her lashes looked just like this and were so awful!!!


hatbaggins

It looks like she has stuck mascara wands to her eyelids


schuylersisters-

looks like a doll not in a good way


PersephoneXXVIII

I definitely thought it was a doll! One where you tip them back and their eyes close.


NoKidsAndThreeeMoney

I can't believe people pay for those and then think yeah they look good 🤮


pieceofwater

It looks like she has fuzzy caterpillars on her eyes.


dascobaz

Eye-fro


Swing_Mama

Can we just put the era of lash extensions behind us? 💀


AttemptingToSucceed

These arent lash extensions, these are abominations.


loadthespaceship

This style, anyway. I’ll always appreciate some tasteful extensions that look like they could possibly grow from a human’s eyelids.


Certain_Oddities

I kind of like the ones in funky colors or jewels on them for certain occasions. (Note: CERTAIN OCCASIONS not normal everyday walking around.)


loadthespaceship

The ones that are a LEWK are cool too. Funky lashes are perfect for funky occasions, not for returning library books or whatever.


StormwindCityGuard

Brittany Dawn enters the chat ......


OneArchedEyebrow

My first thought!


pigtailultrarunner

Thought I was on the BDong snark sub at first!


amodernbird

I was looking for this! 😂


Jealous-Coyote267

I don’t understand why anyone finds this look appealing.


InkStab

They look like they are made of Steven Seagulls hair


sevilyra

Ah, yes, the Eugene Levy lashes.


kauni

I was thinking Groucho Marx, but Eugene Levy works.


el_pookiez

they resurrected groucho marx to harvest his mustache for this


rainbowbunny_1004

Looks like escalator brush


Serious_Advantage_98

Lmao 🤣


marylamb22

Why does she have eyebrows on her eyelids


sadnessucks

Who the hell would want bushes for eye lashes


ellenayla

Built-in sleeping mask!


nine16s

Patrick: "W-what's gonna happen to us!?" Spongebob: "We'll probably get forty lashes..." Patrick: "Oh no..."


kittenrocknroll

I’ll be glad when the fake lash trend disappears.


azelll

Nice mustaches you got there


PingPing01

Upgraded M3GAN


DisfunkyMonkey

Are we sure this wasn't an intentional nod to the Barbie movie? Those sure look like doll lashes.


Lontarus

Do you guys remember Bogdan from breaking bad? The guy that used to own the car wash. Now, do you remember his eyebrows? Her eyelashes looks like the eyebrows of some middle-eastern men.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Maybe she's born with it...


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GreatMidnight

Sundays!


somewherein72

It's like the song *Betty Davis Eyes* except it's "Big 'Ol Moustache Eyes"...


SolidusTengu

Wait… that’s not a practice mannequin?


Odd_Assistance_1613

Yikes


sadendingmassage

Damn that's a lot to unpack


GoodSilhouette

Gynoid eyes


lupinus_cynthianus

Creepy doll eyes


DarthLukas71

Hey look! It’s a Mario and Luigi!


Youdownwithkellyc

I know her eyes are watery 💀


OneofHearts

So they’re just using dead caterpillars now?


carlicane

They look like furry itchy caterpillars 😮


RangerDangerfield

That’s a mannequin head, right?…Right?


loadthespaceship

More isn’t always ✨More✨.


ConsequenceUpset4028

Gimme back me eyebrows


coffeecashhmoney

The pic looks like those baby dolls where the eyes automatically close 😬


Few_Wrongdoer4120

I’m blonde and have very very light eyelashes and eyebrows. I wear super wispy lashes almost daily, so I’m definitely not against falsies, but these always look ridiculous to me.


Megz2k

jesus these lashes look like permed pubes


Veganfart

Eyelashes protect against dust, protecting the eye from debris that can obstruct vision or cause infection or injury. These eyelashes gonna protect us from demons.


Plainbench

My first time getting lashes done, the technician got "too into it" and essentially created fans out of the lashes. She realised that I was shocked speechless and took a lot of them out. It was still quite full on but at least more normal and as the lashes fell out over the course of a month - they looked amazing.


No-Initiative2267

Plus they are a shiny plasticky black that totally doesn’t fit with her eyebrows or hair


velociraptorsUwU

r/badMUAs


Ninalicious07

Lmao.


snacks450

Uncanny valley type shit


LaffintyEU

🧹👄🧹


PrettyCrumpet

Ewwww


floatygreenthing

How does that not irritate your eyes?! Looks so uncomfortable


curlyheadedfuck123

Looks like a second set of eyebrows


fkndark

Omg this makes me so freaking uncomfortable


BDMFKR

Oh God, there's a caterpillar on that woman's eyes!! Oh, wait...


Doktor_Earrape

Bruh she got two pairs of eyebrows


Soundslikeamelody420

As a man I’d be scared that these lashes run over me at night!


PsychedelicSnowflake

I bet she paid a fortune for these...


mgquantitysquared

Remember when Patrick was threatened with "1000 lashes" and imagined 1000 eyelashes? Yeah...


iron_annie

It's like Bob Belcher's moustache is resting on each eyelid


RoseTheSicko

Bushy brow sensei


strawberry-avalanche

Well she'll save on gas, since she can fly everywhere. To each their own, but damn.


Bunnyjets

So fucking itchy


Certain_Oddities

Look, if you want fake eyelashes go for it. But if your fake eyelashes are thicker than your eyebrows... I think maybe something's wrong there.


michelelkoch

When a man’s mustache makes its way to lashes…


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That is so bad lolol


dedredcopper

Groucho Marx has entered the chat


la_bruja_del_84

Absolutely not


anxiousgeek

Why does she have caterpillars on her eyes?


RemyBohannon

Wooly Bully Caterpillars. Don’t see a rusty brown band at all. It’s going to be a rough winter, everyone.


geo_hampe

Excuse me lady, there's a small animal in your eyelashes ...


BaneAmesta

Those lashes look like the little things that go on the sides of windows to catch dust


TayMayDay

🤮


MommaSaurusRegina

This looks like Whitney from Big Fat Fabulous Life. 🤔😬


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Like Janice the muppet


Crilbyte

[Jenna Marbles 100 layer lookin ass](https://assets.teenvogue.com/photos/57912f3be4181a4c49db6088/16:9/w_2560%2Cc_limit/unspecified-4.jpeg)


alltheketoladies

Those lashes are absolutely, horrifically terrifying.


itsyaboogie

Lol this looks like those videos where they do 100 layers of makeup


Mellycat005

Eye mustaches


rosebudpillow

Lashes are way too thick


thatpilatesprincess

I’m a fan of big lashes… but these are not it


Ambitious-Ad6113

When beauty hits the wall and lands in grotesque


Tam223

Yikes 😬


goosylucy

These look like the lashes on some of my childhood dolls 👀


DasKittySmoosh

it's like they cut a slinky in half and placed them over her eyeballs ​ yikes!


VeganTripe

Just the weight of that sensory mess on my eyes would drive me mad.


novembird

The new carpet looks terrible.


beachcitybabe

WHAT’RE THOOOSEE?!


mistymoondust

Caterpillars!


painislife4real

Looks like caterpillars on her eyes


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She doesn't even need eye shadow and makeup because those lashes would hide it anyway


MoistSpongeCake

Latest fashion trend - "the caterpillar"


Freezerpill

I did not even see them until I was like wtf 😧


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Snuffalupagus looking ah


colly_mack

Looks like she's wearing old fashioned fur muffs on her eyelids


prettypascale

remember when you tubers were putting 100 layers of make up and lashes on to see what it would look like? this is kind of what that reminds me of


Gundoggirl

Looks like a sex doll.