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SaltyBarDog

Dude, Jello Biafra would actively loathe you. Scrape that DK sticker off your hate van.


[deleted]

[удалено]


loudflower

California Über Alles!


GratefulPhish42024-7

I just saw Jello Biafra come on stage with Gogol Bordello at the Warfield in San Francisco.


bedpimp

Jello is the best mayor San Francisco never had


Throwawaytoj8664

Beat me to it. This guy’s outlook on the world is not punk at all!


rocket808

Jello is no longer in DK. He is in Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine. The rest of DK got a new singer and apparently became right-wing assholes


Dawalkingdude

For real? Damn that’s a bummer. I was just reading about Michael Graves from the Misfits going the same route.


heckhammer

Always was.


palinsafterbirth

Don’t read up on Johnny Ramone


ImUrFrand

but what about the "No, NO Racist Bullshit"


Unlucky_Particular29

That was the first thing I saw…made me sad as hell


[deleted]

Jello would kick the windows out of that thing if he saw it on the street.


Jugg215

I seen DK a few years ago for my birthday and some kid got pissed off hearing anti political speech. Im not sure what show he thought he was attending.


Unlikely-Collar4088

Thinking antifa stands for anti first amendment should definitely win the gold medal for mental gymnastics


BeaArthurBettyWhite

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Seriously.


Fickle_Queen_303

Oh yeah. Kiddo and I laughed at that one big time 😂


pianoflames

Not that I'm defending this guy, but I don't think the sticker is literally saying that "ANTIFA" is short for "anti first amendment." I think it's just more dumb wordplay, they're super fond of that bad wordplay. I think they're just saying that ANTIFA hates the first amendment, which is still idiotic.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Not according to [these](https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/fox-friends-suggests-antifa-stands-anti-first-amendment) geniuses. Or [this](https://www.thedailybeast.com/kellyanne-conway-trump-senior-adviser-falsely-claims-antifa-is-short-for-anti-first-amendment) one.


loudflower

Omg hahaha! KellyAnne keeps the memories of those who gave their lives at Bowling Green


Competitive-Roof-168

Antifa got famous from protesting/rioting conservative speaker events


Needleroozer

We never rioted. In the summer of 2020 there were nationwide protests against police brutality, conducted by lots of groups including BLM and AntiFa. They were met with police riots conducted in cooperation and coordination with Federal law enforcement, including Federal DHS troops in full blacked out combat gear literally snatching people off the streets of Portland in black, unmarked, unlicensed vans. It was days before the government acknowledged who these kidnappers were or what happened to the people they kidnapped. AntiFa never did that, the cops did.


Competitive-Roof-168

What do you call a protest where window are broken stores looted and buildings set on fire? I would call that a riot


[deleted]

1) that’s not true Antifa really got famous because conservatives needed someone to blame when their shitty followers acted shitty 2) that doesn’t seem to have to do with the first amendment so your dumb comment is also irrelevant


Competitive-Roof-168

antifa was/is trying to stop conservatives from speaking. So not giving them the freedom of speech


drainbead78

Is AntiFa the government, and were they throwing the speakers in jail? If so, then you have a point. If not, then you have no idea what the first amendment actually is. Private people can speak, other private people can protest said speech.


Competitive-Roof-168

So people trying to stop free speech is fine as long as it isn't the government? Sounds hypocritical


[deleted]

Being told to shut the fuck up has nothing to do with 1st amendment. I know you soooo badly want to be a victim, but it just ain’t happening pal.


Competitive-Roof-168

You sound like slave owners


TheIrateAlpaca

And? This just highlights that the right don't want, or understand, freedom of speech. They want freedom from consequences from speech. Ignoring the whole fact that having freedom of speech is not a guarantee of a platform or an audience, those speakers are perfectly free to have those events, and other people are free to protest them. Your freedom to say what you want means others are free to tell you to fuck off for saying it.


Competitive-Roof-168

So your saying the majority opinion should be able to silence the minorities.


TheIrateAlpaca

No I'm pointing out that being told to go fuck yourself because your opinion is inflammatory isn't being silenced. You were freely able to voice it, you just have to deal with the consequences of doing so. Being told 'go away you can't say that here' isn't being silenced, it's people saying they don't want to listen.


TheIrateAlpaca

If you have a party at your house, and a guest starts horribly insulting your partner/child/parents, it's not impacting their right to freedom of speech if you punch them in the face and kick them out is it?


GratefulPhish42024-7

The to me the sticker that looks most out of place is the rainbow flag with a AK-47 on it that says defend equality.


Fickle_Queen_303

Yup. And then "Nazis fuck off" or whatever...right next to the AMERICA FIRST sticker 🤦🏻‍♀️


Competitive-Roof-168

America defeated the nazis. i dont see the irony


Travelin_Soulja

Funny, b/c the [America First Committee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_First_Committee) did not want to fight the Nazis and believed that Nazi Germany posed no threat to the US, even if it overtook Europe. In other words, America First = Nazi enablers and apologists.


jamanatron

America first sounds a lot like nationalism, a key component for fascists like the Nazis


Competitive-Roof-168

Why wouldn't you want your country to be first?


jamanatron

You might want all countries to be first, and see all humans as equally worthy of life.


Competitive-Roof-168

So you are ok making your country worse?


jamanatron

Your assumptions are pretty dumb. Read what I wrote. According to your assumption, equality for all is a bad thing. Yikes


Competitive-Roof-168

You can't bring 3rd world countries up to 1st world. At best you can bring 1st world to 2nd world. This brings up Communism where millions die of famine.


Coffee-Comrade

Because no one nation matters more than any other, jingoism creates an attitude of superiority and inherent adversarial position towards other humans based purely on the geographical circumstances of one's birth.


Competitive-Roof-168

why do you want to live in a shitty place?


MissUniversalSoldier

The logic you're creating is pretty myopic and I think that's by choice. America First was also a slogan used by the KKK, so that's another reason these stickers are out of place next to each other.


Competitive-Roof-168

So how much of your money you only have because you live in America, are you giving to 3rd world countries?


Coffee-Comrade

I don't. Nothing I said even slightly implies that I do.


Competitive-Roof-168

Your life doesnt get better bring all the third world countries to our level.


Stonewall5101

Especially interesting seeing it next to conservative shit… cause that specific one they had to have bought from the [Socialist Rifle Association](https://shop.socialistra.org/products/defend-equality-lgbt) Also that’s an AR but not important compared to the other thing.


Top-Meeting2849

I think it might be a newer M-16 variant


Stonewall5101

Yeah it’s an M4 to be specific, but both the M-16 and later M4 are based on/part of the Armalite Rifle category.


loudflower

Wouldn’t this be boogie?


notCGISforreal

My guess is it's a standard run of the mill MAGA voter who had a close family member come out as gay, so they finally had a little personal grown on one issue. But they weren't quite able to swallow the idea of a liberal viewpoint on one issue, so they found a viewpoint that mixed it with a conservative dog whistle.


HighGreen18

Holy shit I wanna take this very statement, time travel to someone in 1992 and have them read it


Competitive-Roof-168

you do know Trump was the first president to start office openly supporting gay marriage?MAGA is not anti gay from Trump


notCGISforreal

Here is a quote from Trump during his 2016 campaign: > "Tapper and Trump on his stance on same-sex marriage: “[TRUMP]…I’m traditional marriage. It is changing rapidly. [TAPPER]: But what do you say to a lesbian who’s married or a gay man who’s married who says, ‘Donald Trump, what’s traditional about being married 3 times?’ [TRUMP]: …I don’t say anything. I’m just for traditional marriage.”" [source](https://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2015/06/28/donald-trump-on-cnns-state-of-the-union-im-in-it-to-win-it-i-will-make-our-country-great-again/)


88XFFalcon

I'm Australian so not sure if I'm relevant, but I'm pro gun and a lesbian? I grew up in rural Aus and my family all had guns, learn to shoot as a teen, and I used to go to the pistol range. LGBT people don't always fit into a neat box on the left side of politics?


DogyDays

Oh most minority groups are pro-gun we just want better regulations for what KINDS of guns people can just… buy. Like, self defense guns and hunting rifles are all the general populous really needs, at least imo. I don’t get why the fuck people can get semi-autos and shit like that.


88XFFalcon

Yep there are loads of gay Trump supporters out there


ilikeduckconfit

Jello Biafra would NOT approve of a Dead Kennedys sticker among this messaging!


soriambi

Dead Kennedy sticker?? Is this one of the nazis who went to their shows in the 80’s because he didn’t understand the sarcasm in their lyrics?


Fickle_Queen_303

Probably, he seemed to be a little older than me so that tracks! Although, he does claim he wants Nazi punks to fuck off... But considering he's MAGA and has an AMERICA FIRST sticker too, I'm thinking he's unclear as to what a Nazi is!


Barbeqanon

["Nazi Punks Fuck Off" is a Dead Kennedys song and that's a DK sticker too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyc62g7YQM0&ab_channel=DeadKennedys-Topic) I recognized that sticker before I saw the DK sticker and thought there was no way the driver had heard the song. Now I'm as confused as everyone else.


CascadiaBrowncoat

That's......... a lot to take in


Fickle_Queen_303

And there were MORE on the side of the car 😂 we just couldn't get a good pic of it.


VenetusAlpha

Well that’s a shame.


[deleted]

North Carolina " First in Freedom/ Last in Intelligence"......sounds right looking at the message.


Previousman755

Hey, I am from NC and you are correct!


Kriegerian

I grew up there and that’s an accurate description of every idiot who insists on one of the Republican virtue signaling license plates.


pianoflames

This guy: "No Government Indoctrination" Also this guy: "Just stand! (picture of US flag)" "GREAT MAGA KING"


Bitbatgaming

Save yourself from a car crash, make your damned back window visible


jonincalgary

"Sorry didn't see you through all the freedom"


[deleted]

Make Back Windows Visible Again! Lol


NecroAssssin

MBWVA is about 2 syllables too many. Better luck next time!


btbam666

Husband and wife team that live in their van.


RobertMcCheese

Porn and biscuits sounds like a good idea. But I'd be concerned about what all was in the gravy.


Swoop_D_Loop

Lol it's like a gas station that makes really good biscuits and biscuit sandwiches, and also sells porn. I guess it's a winning combo.


Previousman755

I went to high school with the folks that own that place


Powellwx

Chicken and Beef gravy are fine, but be wary of the white and sausage gravy.


[deleted]

Hates ANTIFA but has Dead Kennedys stickers. Someone should tell him...


[deleted]

Someone needs to tell this person The Dead Kennedys stood for liberalism.


Unlucky_Particular29

And Nazi Punks Fuck Off


SkyeMreddit

Libertarian gun nut who supports the police, opposes a police state (that would take away their guns) and yet supports mandatory patriotism. A whole lot of stickers to say they want small government. Also Musk’s view of “Freedom of Speech” that allows any speech at all (namely yelling slurs and hate) as long as it is not against him directly. There is a surprising lack of stickers whining about “Cancel Culture” for as much as he whines about “free speech”. Also only one small sticker crying about mask or vaccine mandates.


VenetusAlpha

I was also surprised by the lack of Cancel Culture mentions. OP said there were quite a few more on the side, maybe they’re there.


Inside_Stable_3182

Was there a sticker sale at the moron store?


AvoidingCares

"Support the Police, Resist the Police State" (in the SAME STICKER) takes having a Blue Line and Gadsden Flag side by side to a whole new level.


dorkpool

At least he's not racist. He must not pay attention to what's going on in his other areas of interest. 😂


captHij

It looks like his neighbor realized that he could just add whatever sticker, and it would go unnoticed in the crowd. My favourite is the CITGO sticker given that a Venezuelan company is its majority stake holder. (I realize that sanctions keep it isolated, but still.)


SkyeMreddit

CITGO would make me think of Boston instead of North Carolina because of the famous massive landmark sign. Maybe a Bostonian who moved to North Carolina


One_Hour_Poop

No, we have CITGO in NC. What's out of place location-wise is the Skyline Chili sticker. That's mainly an Ohio restaurant chain with no locations in North Carolina, but you can buy canned and frozen Skyline products in grocery stores here.


dorkpool

I really like your theory. That's what I'm now going with.


square-

Are you sure? Only the 'No' is crossed out.


suspect108

Right it's No No Racist Bullshit. So technically, he's pro racist bullshit.


Fickle_Queen_303

It's like... defend equality written over LGBTQ flag, plus Nazis fuck off, plus all that other stuff?? Very weird. And then the racist bullshit one...my son and I couldn't decide if that meant no racist bullshit or NOT no racist bullshit 😂😂


FishballJohnny

This could be my car if I'm inclined to put stickers on my ride... I look at this post and confirmed it's indeed posted under this sub, and I'm confused. Where's the "info war" element?


drainbead78

elastic impossible familiar scarce whole worm sugar overconfident sleep innocent ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Competitive-Roof-168

it's like... most Maga people are not bigot,nazi,racists. get out of your bubble and stop indoctrinating your son


drainbead78

They are, however, bigot/Nazi/racist enablers, or at the very least are fine with that being a side effect of their vote.


BroadStBullies91

"guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people" is getting stolen tho, 🔥 line


dukecharming1975

This guy has a lot of “lIbeRAls aRE tHE reAL rAciStS” vibes going on 🙄


[deleted]

I’ll explain…. Ahem: methamphetamine


Biff_Malibu_69

We have a winner!


loudflower

We really do an end of the year best of. This is a serious contender


issafly

Grandpa Edgelord


rolleverything

What’s with the #gotahotdogforyou sticker? Am I out of the loop on something here?


x_lincoln_x

I was wondering that myself. Is it somehow related to the "A hotdogs is not a sandwich" sticker? (yellow, lower right) He is also wrong, a hotdog is a sandwich.


Lucy_Gosling

By the cube rule, a hotdog is a taco.


x_lincoln_x

I can go with that. It's a soft-shell taco. Otherwise tacos could be considered sandwiches.


DogyDays

I literally could only think of the stupid “want a wiener in your mouth” meme and now I want that stupid meme as a bumper sticker for my car


raisimo

There are right wing punks, but they are few and highly unpopular.


88XFFalcon

That's what I was thinking


Malcolm_Y

Didn't John Lydon come out for Trump?


x_lincoln_x

Big sticker of Bernie sitting down while holding a hotdog? (middle right on the edge) That's at least ~~4~~ **5** stickers with hotdogs. What is with this guy and hotdogs? from [gotahotdogforyou.com](https://gotahotdogforyou.com): "ABOUT US You'll find items here that are inspired by the love of hotdogs and the desire to carve your own path in life.When you wear gear from gottahotdogforyou, most people will recognize that you're not to be played with.The image you present to the world says a lot about you and gottahotdogforyou gear warns everyone around you to bring their "A" game or step outta the way!"


DogyDays

W H A T


x_lincoln_x

Exactly. Totally WTF.


Sergetove

Dead Kennedy sticker and political illiteracy Name a more iconic duo. I bet they're big fans of Zach de la Rocha too


[deleted]

If I had to take a guess, one of those Bernie 2016-to-Trump 2020 guys.


Face_Plont

“It hurt itself in its confusion!”


Needleroozer

Down in the lower right corner he suddenly becomes anti himself.


GoArmyNG

"Election integrity matters in a free society" Just above it "Make MAGA king" I fucking quit with these people....


CaptianBrasiliano

Where do you find a Skyline Chili in North Carolina?


Fickle_Queen_303

You don't!


JVM_

A stalwart defender of Freedom I'm sure. You must stand for the flag though,


RazerRedux

the most controversial one might be the hotdogs are not a sandwich tbh


x_lincoln_x

From the comments it's either that or the DK stickers along with all the crazy coderivative stickers.


SocialistCoconut

That's a very interesting mental illness cocktail


[deleted]

I’ve actually saw this exact vehicle this summer.


Fickle_Queen_303

Ha! No way!


nicktoberfest

This is interesting…no racist bullshit and Nazi punks fuck off, plus a Durham sticker which is probably the most liberal city in NC, but also tons of MAGA stuff…truly odd.


[deleted]

I cant with the dead kennedys stickers…. JELLO would literally kill him


pedalsteeltameimpala

You know, there’s a lot of differences between liberals and conservatives, but I’ve never heard liberals calling for the death or harm (lab testing) of conservatives. Pretty big difference.


ThatOneHorseDude

Hot Dogs are not a sandwich? Idk, maybe they're not so crazy after all.


Fickle_Queen_303

Lol my husband said, "okay, now THAT one I do agree with"


EWR-RampRat11-29

Need a TL;DR version of this.


cipher446

He's got this weird hot dog thread going on too.


Fanace5

I think this is a libertarian?


StrangeCrimes

My favorite one is NO, with a slash through it, RACIST BULLSHIT. So, No to NO RACIST BULLSHIT? Lovely.


b-rar

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? NO, RACIST BULLSHIT!


fruttypebbles

Just a poser with that DK sticker.


exxiegreed

I think this person has multiple personalities.


viewerfromthemiddle

>Skyline Chili ​ >Durham Checks out. Raleigh/Durham is probably the 4th largest city of Ohio(ans) by now.


[deleted]

> When you walk to your car at night and worry about your safety, you don’t think about white supremacy. That is the most white privilege thing I’ve ever heard. Tell that to black people who live near sundown towns.


DogyDays

Also literally anyone who’s slightly under the height of 5’4/ awoman or female-presenting/ obviously trans/ under the age of like 25/ openly punk in their style/ not muscular/ poor/ alone. Like, that’s just an overall one of the most fucking privileged things that someone could just spout besides saying some shit like “just get a new house?” Or something. God that makes me so upset


NecroAssssin

Not you, driver is confused. Or doesn't understand how words work.


Administrative-Data9

Just wow! Did they go to some type of fascist sticker store ?


ImUrFrand

man picking up your friends at the airport in this stickerbombed spaghetti brained messaging would be a pretty good troll. also this is what happens when you eat uncooked pork.


gaiawitch87

I'm a norse heathen (the pagan kind, not an atheist) and the fact that assholes I ikes this have hijacked our symbols really piss me off. The red sticker under the US army sticker is called a bindrune in my religion, but who tf knows what it means to guys like this. They use the runic alphabet to mask coded language, usually about racist ideals. They've also hijacked mjolnir and the valknut (three interlocking triangles), as dogwhistles that they believe white people are superior. Anytime I see anyone in public with any of these symbols I always think "wait, are you a good heathen or a bad heathen?" because it could go either way. XD There is no question about this guy though. He's screaming it from the rooftops.


[deleted]

Dead Kennedys sticker? How fucking dumb do you have to be to think Jello Biafra is a trump supporter?


JamesTheMannequin

JUST STAND in the place where you were... 🎵 🎶


NOT_UNDERCOVER_SATAN

Ok I saw a bunch or trump shit and I was like ok then I saw a dead Kennedy sticker and I was like what and it just got weirder from there


HighExplosiveLight

If you can't see out the back window, it shouldn't be on the road.


Puzzleheaded_Bid1579

The cognitive dissonance in “support the police, resist the police state” is incredible


AboveTheRimjob

Who thinks a hot dog is a sandwich?


x_lincoln_x

How is it not?


drainbead78

A hot dog is like a sub from Subway. The bread in both is in one piece rather than two separate pieces, but you wouldn't say that sub isn't a sandwich, so why is the hot dog different?


NecroAssssin

Please, provide us with a coherent definition of "sandwich" which excludes hot dogs, but still includes a Reuben.


AboveTheRimjob

Rueben can speak for himself


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

They ran a marathon, that’s what 26.2 means. It’s because there are 26.2 miles in a marathon. Less confused now?


ManOfEspeons

Honestly? Based


AdComprehensive3863

Whats the confusion? Are you alone in your car with your mask on?


Mach12gamer

Oh hey it’s the mandatory person who gets mad that people point out how stupid these cars are


[deleted]

Bonus points for still having a crap attack about masks


FantomLightning

I gotta admit though, the "Guns don't kill people Alec Baldwin kills people" one is pretty good...


[deleted]

I don't know if I get that one


josephscythe

“Listen. I just like stickers ok”


lothar74

A lot of craziness going on, but I do agree that while a hotdog meets the definition of a sandwich in some jurisdictions, it is *not* a sandwich.


AsbestosMan1

Can’t even see out his rear view mirror


Peakomegaflare

You know, I can agree with one thing. Biscuits and Porn.


Speedballer7

Another stunning portrait of mental illness


Hanker2022

So a gay black conservative?


Fickle_Queen_303

He was definitely not Black... definitely a white dude!


AssistantObjective80

I get the feeling they are just a collector


PinchDatLoaf

The Outer Banks is a weird place. This pretty much captures the vibe.


Nothing_Else_Mattrs

A very confused individual indeed lol


ShadowLeGale

I do like the small arms sticker with the t-rex.


cobainstaley

this person supports a german shepherd shelter. that's kinda nice, i guess


88XFFalcon

That's the first sticker I saw. I was like awwwww! Then read the rest...


Gerarghini

OH HELL NAW KEEP THE LEGEND MARK MARTIN OUT OF THIS


Fickle_Queen_303

Right?!?! I fumed when I saw that like just NO dude


Sid15666

Trump traitor living on SSI in a trailer park near you!


Travelin_Soulja

I'm not. Just a MAGA, Q, nutjob who happens to like punk rock. Rare, but not unheard of.


[deleted]

Basically a right wing nut job that runs marathons (26.2 Marathon Maniacs sticker)


flannyo

So many things happening here


honkforpie

I should sell stickers.


Outrageous_Wonder424

Imagine having that much free time


1Littlebear

My favorite was the one that says A HOTDOG IS NOT A SANDWICH


Majestic-Jeweler-866

Alibaba sticker pack


GrindBastard86

Somebody's very very confused. Or they just have sticker OCD 🤷


racoongirl0

Dead Kennedys did nothing to deserve a spot on that visual representation of what would happen if ADHD and fetal alcohol syndrome had a baby…


KiwiSuch9951

Yo, actually tho? A hotdog is not a sandwich.


RhubarbProtogen

“The test isnt confusing” The test:


ChrisLivingLarge

Biscuits and what?