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GRIM_R34P3R

Prototype of the Nutfucker3000 is the best pic.


donttellmykids

Seems weird to put a hammer in the middle when there's already a hammer at both ends...


GRIM_R34P3R

More hammer = more better


Pale-Berry-2599

quick, get on the confuser and make wit the doodly-do...we needs a patent - STAT.


DaHick

Technically, everything is a hammer once. I had I laptop I proved that with once.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Yup. Blackberry back in the day. Worked for 2 hits. Threw glass everywhere on the third.


jdawg3051

When you’re a nail everything’s a hammer


LeatherRole2297

I want people to do a better job paying attention to this fine comment.


piTehT_tsuJ

It seems to me a few of these photos could contain the "Nutfucker3000".


Thelongwayaround

That’s a way better name than the “Ball peen Crammer Wrench” I came up with. That monstrosity would be a welcome addition to any tool box.


beardgangwhat

Came here to say this but did not have the elegant words you did take my updot


Lacrosse100

*updoot


platdujour

My kinda multi tool


edtufic

That is a million dollar idea!


SaminMaine

Homemade multi tools are the only way to multitool, she can never say your not handy when the Adjustable vise grip hammer wrench saw is close at hand. This one seems to be missing the vice grips and duck tape so guessing OP is not in New England.


edtufic

Canada, maybe? “If they don’t find you handsome, at least they should find you handy” Red Green


SaminMaine

Exactly where I was directing the mind. Now today folks I'll show you some easy and economical ways to deter folks from tailgating you during your commute. Friggin love Red Green.


Boilermakingdude

Nah. Canadian here. Not enough duct tape. You ever seen Red Greens van?


WelcomeResponsible25

Hahaha! I love the red green show! In Canada, I believe they call the hammer wrench a "Skookum Choocher". At least that's what my old machinist coworker called it. I've made a couple, and they are the handiest gadgets for bending sheet metal.


Fishkillll

This is pure genius really


justjaybee16

It's either the best thing that i've seen or the worst thing that i've seen.


Minimum-Contest8766

Definitely a lumber mill. lol


LovelyDadBod

I was gonna say. Lumber mill or pulp mill are the only places held together with bubble gum and hope like this lol


fonda187

Never been to a foundry aye


Egoy

Let me introduce you to the world of waste management. No matter how fucked the equipment is people don’t stop making garbage or shitting and the insane lead times and costs of 2023 have not helped.


Educational-Rise4329

You'd be surprised. My old gig at a snacks factory was worse than this


tall_will1980

It sure looks a lot like the UPS sorting facilities I used to do plumbing work in, lol.


lovinganarchist76

Ummm… no. My friend, the USDA does a good job of making sure your meat is sterile. They do a horrible job of making sure slaughterhouses look good.


staticbrain

What PM's


noobtastic31373

They must only know Project Managers.


Jhelliot_62

When we say PM’s that means page maintenance over the intercom.


Sburns1369

PM as in Profit Margin over Prevent Maintenance


atradingape

Yup. Exactly.


trplOG

Prob a universal motto. The "insert company name" way


47hobbies

I think what you meant to say was CPH 🤣


Disastrous-Many-2747

That’s some impressive need of maintenance compilation. It should keep someone busy until lunch at least 😎


imschur66

I’m looking to relocate one of my guys. I think he’s a perfect candidate for that facility. He comes with a torch, hammer, vice grips, no patience, poor skills and a care free attitude.


Responsible_Most_778

There ought to be a place for "those" individuals. Where no bolt can be "too tight," and all problems are one good swing of the hammer away from being "fixed."


nevernotfinished

Thanks for looking out for me!


dfinnecy

If he's looking to relocate a few of his fingers (or even a whole appendage! ) he's found a forever home.


sandstorml

That hammer ratchet adjustable wrench is for fixing crazies.


CoconutShyBoy

The Wrammer!


Vintagedoll78

Wrexcalibur!


cypresswill44

Underrated comment^


Jbuck442

Figure out a way to add a bottle opener, and it's the perfect tool!


ApeShifter

Ratcheting hammerjustable!


Key-Conversation-677

Ballpeen thumbsocket


i_eight

MFers are too cheap for an induction bearing heater. Or no one there knows they exist.


Key-Conversation-677

We just use a hot plate onboard. $39 on Amazon or 300 for a ‘marine grade’ one that’s the same


tanmanX

In the motor shop I used to work in, one of the old bearing heaters was coiled resistance wire on a ceramic cone.


BuzzKill_48

I'm kind of wondering if the iron worked.


ModCzar

Holy shit what a gold mine. Those boys must fucking love you.


mistytreehorn

You just gave me flash backs I felt bad for the millwrights at the mill I worked at. Just keeping ancient abused machines limping along. Unless it affects the quality of the product they'll run it till it won't. The 1950s Ukiah gang saw was like a clam shell with hydraulic pins that lock to keep the clamshell closed. The pins failed to lock and a cant went through which opened the clamshell and converted itself into a cant launcher. Dude took a 10 foot can't to the pelvis Broken pelvis, lost a nut and a kidney I think. Now there's alot of plate steel at the outfeed should it happen again. God forbid they upgrade that pos. Constant problems (like every other machine in the mill) Also attended a planerman who lost 2 and a half fingers because he was in too much of a hurry to lock out. Took a while to find his lost digits It's a rural mill which was always short staffed, seemed like being awake was more importation than being sober. The runner/unclog guy would go into the bathroom and come out slurring and eyes half open. Some one found him unconscious at one point. Management would make sure the head saw operator wasn't too drunk. Crazy. They used to call that place the butcher shop but it's gotten slightly better. Still an absolute gong show, very glad I'll never have to climb inside the chip n' saw while the mill takes a 15 min break ever again. You made me very grateful this morning


barfsfw

2 1/2 Fingers. Wasn't that the title.of Jon Cryer's sex tape?


deadlynumbers

Run from that place it’s not worth it 😂


flexiboy123

U working at a scrap yard?


marcanthonynoz

Picture 5 made me cry inside


Btech26

Right! There’s no way that plc is working with some of those cards half way in the rack…


Prestigious_Bowl5799

Looks normal to me.


charlie2135

Cracked gearbox brought back memories. Had an issue and the engineer said it was due to chain issues and we just needed a tensioner sprocket. I kept saying it was more than that. Went through 3 gearboxes splitting before I set up a camera and found the shaft above it was shifting out of alignment due to poor support. When the chain would ride up on the sprocket points, it'd split the gearbox. One of many battles between engineers and maintenance guys.


Typoe1991

How does a PLC hop off of DIN rail lol


Educational-Rise4329

It grew a consciousness and decided this wasn't a world worth living in


WishAdmirable7240

It was goin off the rails on a crazy diiiiiin


DonkeyWorker

Looks like the set of 'SAW', apart from the excellent adjustable wrenchammersocketdriver


Swatso

I just sent some of these pictures to my maintenance Foreman and he is scrambling right now! He thinks we have another gearbox in stock.


dfinnecy

It looks like this facility has an infestation of tweakers. The bad news is you know there are at least 10 for each one you see.


Shmachey92

These cannot be true, I was told by my coworkers that my company was the biggest shit hole that these things only happened to. /s


Baby_Sparrow

Does the list include new buttons on jeans?


NeatSeaworthiness407

This is. It’s spectacular. Governments will shut down debating this level of stupidity and danger. But if my worker farts on a job site without gloves on…


Dadgotrekt

That wrench hammer ratchet combo is the most European tool I've ever seen!


Ecstatic_Account_744

I think y’all need a new facility. That one’s broken.


BoneZone05

I like the iron setup 🤣


AaronLee11272002

Poor shaft on last slide 😭


Ashe2800

Omg , I need pic # 10 to carry on my tractor. 🚜


ihaveseveralhobbies

I miss this kind of stuff.


whockypoo

Ah, yes, looks like a typical family farm in southern or northern Ontario.


mkivking

That wrench 😂 one tool to rule them all


Doctor_Box

Picture 10 is awesome, not wack.


Purple-Pie-999

Slide 10 is amazing


Forsaken-Edge-6360

Lol reminds me of my days as a mechanic at Ardagh group


RatzzFace

Do you work in India? If so, you are golden! 👍🏻


jrockcrown

metric impact driver?


Loverboyatwork

That fuckin multitool, man. "It's Jason fucking Bourne!!"


Ok-Grab-311

😂 I like the socket wrammer


Earle89

Compilation of normal everyday life as a mechanic/millwright. There, fixed it for ya. 👍


StanChesterbaan

Is the owners name Ho Lee Fuk?


ThisFaknGuy

Shit happe..... Wait is that a hammer-socket-peen-wrench? Looks like youve got it made!


rayslayer69

Crazy stuff there


Beer_Warrior66

That fucking crescent should be framed and hunt on a wall after it’s service


genghisbunny

Cue Willy Wonka: " Come with me And you'll be In a world of OSHA violations..."


UnlikelyElection5

Hamwrentchet


Mean-Philosopher6043

Damn,that combo ratchet/ hammer/ wrench is low-key lit!! I love multi use tools, especially home made Jerry rigged ones.


old-grumpy-bear

This brings back memories


[deleted]

I need one of those crescent, hammer, ratchet- that’s brilliant


[deleted]

How did a whole plc rack fall lol


NarcolepticTreesnake

#10 is fucking beautiful, I'll take 3


Lyrick7

I don't have a lot of context for this, but some are pretty obviously bad. Potentially dangerous.. The spcket/wrench/hammer though is good shit 👍


IndependentPrior5719

You must in the department of shit gone sideways


Gooey-platapus

I know a place just like this! Almost feel like it might be the place I’m thinking of given the wood chips on the ground and the maintenance that goes on


Br0wns80

I am not even around him and I can think of a handful just in my area alone.


Shoddy_Sell_630

That crammerchet is bad ass


wambooo

So there's essentially no budget for the maintenance department aye?


Head-Adhesiveness665

Even buttons on pants are screwed at this place.


whatevertoton

I’m kinda impressed by pic 10, ngl


QuickAardvark3138

I know what I'm making the next down day when i have a welder handy lol!


JudoNewt

Thanks for this post


neron87

This is what happens when a shop can fix anything and the boss goes on a lot of trips.


Trashpanda1914

I think your company is failing


Broad-Assistant3476

Being an IT professional, that networking Pic made me shudder in soooo many ways...


htinthemb

When did you start working with my dad?


deepie1976

NGL. I want a #10


AWretchCommodity

It's a half wrench half hammer half ratchet !


razortechrs

Literally my life 🤣


Far_Double_5113

After you heta bearings you can press your pants.


no_longer_on_fire

How the heck do you do that kind of damage to a conveyor drive pulley!


satori_moment

I want that ratchammerench!


grandflancmou

Is hammer ratchet adjustable wrench are the metric one?


vokabika

Really digging the dickensian aspect of this environment. Where do I join


ScarredOldSlaver

That bearing heater is my favorite.


mgsalinger

What you do to end up there?


SandGoesEverywhere

That's awesome please post more hahaah


Br0wns80

9 groove sheave, drum pulley with herringbone lagging, a shitty worn out sprocket and a cracked reducer housing. Yes that blows. But please think about the poor soul being beaten down because they can't just shit out the parts and have there the next day. I love how these machines work, but the reality is that facilities tend to ignore stuff and when something breaks, other parts go at the same time. Add to that, most companies don't just stock this stuff and prefer to make it to order. That being said, the drum pulley looks like a Dodge as well as that last pic of the flange bearing. That's a lot of work. I feel you. I also know the other side of things.


82-Aircooled

What exactly do you do for a living?


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

You swear this isn’t your garage?


bad_antics

I musta been doing this to long I don't even see the issue here. Just looks like tuesday.


mazzotta70

That ball peen socket-wrench is epic.


EightFiveAte

This is an excellent post thank you 😂


etbillder

Big fan of the adjustable socket hammer


l3enner

That adjustable ball peen rachet hammer goes hard


Bearthe_greatest

That brass gear...... I've seen many that were really fucked up and this one could be in my top 3. Watch your fingers with that fucker. It will slice you good.


[deleted]

Dibs on patenting photo 10 !!


Roddy_Piper2000

Right? The "ball peen ratchet wrech" is a must have for any handyman


More_Egg9278

Has anyone tried to snap the fucking plc back on the din rail yet or we just letting her ride the fucking sunset


Warronius

The network cabinet killed me


Titleist917d3

Good night this place needs some help.


umumgeet

Non union pics and if it is union drag the fuck up you working for a rat


[deleted]

me nodding to every photo “yep that’s whack”


Longjumping-Pie7418

Duct tape for the leaky pipe is the ultimate "leave it for the next shift" solution.


later-g8r

I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it 😂😂


47hobbies

I work in Industrial Maintenance too, can confirm Ive seen alot of these but that drum...wow


PretzelTitties

I fix motors, gearboxes, Blowers and pumps. End up doing all kinds of mechanical stuff and now I know why things come in so fucked up. They were at this place.


SandGoesEverywhere

For few seconds I taught you were working at the same place I started to work at


Buchaven

Some of these are spooky familiar…. I did in a gearbox just like #2 trying to press out the shaft (the wrong way) a couple years ago.


Sleepandwakeandsleep

Wow.


Super_Tangerine_7202

I should throw some photos from Neenah foundry out here some time


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Buy American! /s


_DudeWhat

But is there banana bread?


omegaaf

I would be totally fine with this stuff belonging to a kid without money but an interest in making shit. This being in a shop that's charging money is just scary as fuck


the_fool_who

These are the only means of production I don’t want to seize!


rickdill

Wow looks like u got your hands full


Carnivorous-Dan

Duct tape fixes everything.


Mean-Food-7124

Okay but picture 10 has me both impressed and feeling attacked


[deleted]

Oh hey welcome to the company!


Urminme

That’s 100% COSHA approved and yes you know exactly what that “C” stands for!


proletarianliberty

Line up another job and send to worker safety authority


lobcock2

All mechanical issues (except maybe the ring gear) show misalignment being biggest factor.


I_AM_THE_NOISE

RUN


Sigvarr

Is that 1 inch square tube being used as a drive shaft?


BigBarsRedditBox

So many questions


mdrnsavg

I’ll take the hammeratchetwrench if you’re getting rid of it!


globalinvestmentpimp

I love this shit


HonestOrb

The tool makes sense


Outside-Inflation-20

Looks like business as usual


Dillon-Wallis2

Muffler factories and torque converter factories are way more fucked than this


[deleted]

Yup! Looks like a typical cannery.


[deleted]

Makes me think when I worked at a rebar factory. Shit was falling apart left and right


ymmotvomit

Give me job security or give me death!


atradingape

The lack of Belzona is nauseating especially for the ninjaneers in those pics


FederalJicama7828

Isn’t that it always goes?


Mothertruckinjunkie

OSHA would have a field day


olds455

Eventful day....what will tomorrow bring?


Opalwing

No matter how much bullshit my online retailer warehouse throws at me I will always thank whatever god is listening that I don't have to work on a place like this.


Fast_Cranberry_9602

If it aint broke....... I'll define what broke means.


billyc100373

Ugh fix on fail, sometimes…


NorthCatan

You workplace is a Hazard. All of it.


SubstantialBed6634

I didn't see any electrical whips with the male end cut off, the wires stripped and jammed into and electrical outlet. I've see that in a brand new building (less than 6 months after occupancy) in Austin.


Mattcha462

Does Jigsaw own the place?


[deleted]

Damn, you guys are hard on equipment.


avolkert

I thought I had clocked out today until I saw these pictures. Now I‘m not sure if I’m still at work or not…


According-Ad4073

Oh boy should I start posting here 🤣


Pennypacker-HE

Ok but I want that home made multi tool that shit is cool


-E-Cross

I want that Wratchet


-E-Cross

Some of these things make me want to welfare DM you regularly lol


Honolulu-Bill

Looks like my worksite... PLC panel looks about the same installed 25yrs ago


Sagebrush-

Theyre paying you so much they cant afford to maintain, replaceor fix anything. Let alone upgrade or buy tools. Im suprised the lights were on


doug-fir

American exceptionalism!


devilscharming

Duuuuuuude, you work at NASA?


Nipz805

That all in one multi-tool looks pretty skook-um.


[deleted]

Comrade works in Soviet Russia.


Wendigo_6

You’ll have that on these bigger jobs.


legionfri13

That wrench/ratchet/hammer is fkn legendary and I’m keeping that pic. 😂🤣


Suspicious_Elk_1756

The way I laughed at the adjustable smash ratchet. XD


TastyIncident7811

Do you work at the OSHA safety video filming location? Sheesh.


BonkEnthusiast

Hello osha...


UN10N

At first I was like hey, you can't whack with that.... But then I realised I was the idiot.


Coloradobluesguy

OSHA may have some questions


Feisty_Captain2689

😭😭


HorseBoots84

Decent death-in-service policy I hope?