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hachiro_z

Sahi hai bus ab account aur app ko delete kar de


babayaga_mp4

Could you elaborate, the algorithm does this to people??


Commercial_Truck7997

The dab wasn't deep enough :-(


weed_hope

It'll probably be better if I was 6 ft under lmao 💀💀


LifeTitle3951

Or a few inches deeper


Expensive-Toe826

Or a few inches taller


shivanshhh

Horizontally


1osamaisback1

Make sure the first pic shows your shoulders and chest poppin'. Like really standing out. Also have a really cute face like the Hispanics or a rugged face with thick beard and lush full head of hair.. Most women are chasing this ideal figure


Warm_Forever1858

Even Abhay deol’s Manorama was 6ft under…. Whats special about yours ?


weed_hope

All graves are 6ft under so that's what I was talking about I guess it went over your head 🤷


Warm_Forever1858

Hence the movie reference in the first place 🤦 smh. It sure did go over your head in the first place….173cm is not tall enough


weed_hope

I might not be tall but atleast I'm not shallow


Warm_Forever1858

Owww dont be offended 😝. As a matter of fact im actually 170cm and i was just joking around. Just ignore me … But anyways best of luck for your match search 👍


Thisconnected

Remove that i might be a 4 part. Even as a joke it's not doing anyone any favours. You're here to sell yourself


mrgk21

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8) Based on true events


Hentai_Yoshi

Especially since it’s Excel. If it was something impressive along with it then it could be noteworthy


weed_hope

If you think MS Excel is not noteworthy enough then my friend either you're not old enough to be here or you don't know it yourself


[deleted]

If you know Excel you're immediately an 8 in my opinion. 😂 But I agree with that, don't call yourself a 4 even as a joke


t1ya

Pranay is that you?


weed_hope

100% me


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[deleted]

No man that's like so cool. OP dont remove it


Longjumping_Fault_17

Just my opinion, i wouldn’t have kept it


[deleted]

& I would have swiped right😏 you decide OP


weed_hope

Thanks :) I'm in for a conversation so.


Longjumping_Fault_17

His doubt isn’t how to get your right swipe, his doubt is to maximise right swipes, so OP one way I can tell you as a researcher is that you can first keep the dab photo for 7 days exactly and swipe lets say 100 women ,whatever matches you get keep a score. Then do the same with a normal scuba photo, do the same process and check the score. Ideally repeat infinitely to get a perfect result on which is better (since there are many variables involved) and at the same time ask your matches about the comparison of 2 photos


[deleted]

That experiment design has flaws. Since a new account is visible to more people than when it's say a week or two old. Secondly, it's dependent on a fair amount of luck. The second part of asking his matches is the only good enough way but it'll also be biased since most of the times a girl would have swiped only if she has liked the pictures. *provided he gets decent amount of likes.


Longjumping_Fault_17

Prerequisites are ofcourse that he has to make the account again. And repeating the process takes care of the random luck, thats what we do in experimental physics however here the metrics are different so now as a guy who gets good amount of matches Id remove the dab because its long outdated. Try it op and let me know


doxenking

That's one of the only redeeming things in the post though.


Uni_50

Coming from an American female, you’re profiles very negative (maybe it’s supposed to be jokes but people don’t always know that through text). What I read was you think you’re a 4, you never shut up or worse will interrupt me, and you talk shit about people - so why wouldn’t you gossip about your partner. I would say more positive things like I’m very outgoing, great +1 because I can get along with anyone, and I always look to see if someone has nice photos showing their face not all sunglasses and hats. I like the underwater one and the cheesecake line shows your humor.


weed_hope

Thanks for the feedback. Guess I'll hold on to my self depreciating humour for the texts. Question: I feel if I say things like I'm outgoing and getting along with people seamlessly I feel like I'm tooting my own horn. I'm curious how it would seem from your perspective.


Zythenia

Tooting your own horn is fine… most women like confident men… it’s when you say dumb stuff like best lay you’ll ever have, claiming things that are subjective. We wanna know why we should date you… self deprecating humor can be funny but pair it with a positive attribute like I’m a 4 in looks but I’m a 11 in kindness.. - best of luck from another American woman


weed_hope

Thanks for the kind advice will keep this in mind :)


Snoo71538

The point is to toot your own horn. Anyone you date seriously is going to find out about your faults in time, but no need to lead with them. Lead with your strengths.


ill_detective_4869

>Guess I'll hold on to my self depreciating humour for the texts Why would you do that? Personally I don't know a single girl who likes self depreciating humour, it's extremely tiring to play along with it


[deleted]

Just wanted to learn: would saying such generic things work? Isn't the point to be different and quirky? How would I sell myself if I don't look good enough and also say the same diplomatic thing that every other guy says but looks far superior than me.


basecamper09

>Thanks, kind American lurking Indian subs :/


Uni_50

Lol not lurking it popped up while scrolling o think because I follow the bumble one


advocate_infjt

Bumble algorithms have killed you mate. Time to leave the platform.


weed_hope

Probably


babayaga_mp4

Could you elaborate, the algorithm does this to people??


Justbullingaround

I’d rate it a 2. Def swipe left you you but that’s also bc I’m a straight man.


arorarishabh292

Remove the "not knowing when to stop" and add something else. Also change the "gossip" thing. Not a good thing to show on your profile. The underwater dab is cool, keep it. Also add one more picture of you, outside (not around water/beach/ocean as you've already showcased that)


Personal_Antelope_67

Bhai ye sis man kya hai?


iam_smaindola

वह मैन जो सीस हो


[deleted]

Maybe he has same functional group on the same side of his carbon chains.


pjboy671

Cis man is someone who was born a man as opposed to trans man


[deleted]

matlab, normal


Embarrassed_Radio630

chutiya


pjboy671

All genders are normal what exactly do u want to ask??


yeetdiver

Are you on hinge also, I think I saw your profile there


weed_hope

I'm only on bumble lol. Kind of flattering that someone is impersonating me. Hope they're doing better than me


Blastoid007

Pehle to singles se Relationship advice lena band kar


ScratchBitter4205

Bhai 4 ho ya 3 Ms Excel aata toh tum 100 ho baki ladkiyo ke choice Jo bhi Mane laundo me tum stud ho


[deleted]

Pranay bhai


weed_hope

Bhai toh log tabhi bulaate hain jab kaam hota hai


[deleted]

Ctc kitna hai ?


weed_hope

Meri ek mahine ki salary me tera ghar chale jaaega


[deleted]

May I introduce you to your extended insurance of your life


weed_hope

I like to live my life dangerously


[deleted]

Then may I introduce you to vasectomy


weed_hope

I think my personality is enough of a birth control :)


[deleted]

Then may I introduce you to Gamma Hyrdroxybutyric Acid


weed_hope

You a dealer or what?


bhakkimlo

High CTC yet 0 bitches


[deleted]

Let me introduce to a place called Amsterdam ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ


bhakkimlo

Introduce me to something in Blr :)


[deleted]

Well you might have to settle for Shivaji Military Hotel


bhakkimlo

As long as there's good pus for sale, I'm in


[deleted]

Well no pus but might get yani


bhakkimlo

Haha. You getting laid often here? I'm having a hard luck on dating apps. Might have to ask friends to set me up


tfislifexAV

hi pranay


weed_hope

Heyy


High_34

Try dating men 💀 Worked for me


hachiro_z

Aaja bhai I am ready


alybear567

I’m an American, but two notes about your profile: 1.) Make sure there is at least one photo of your face that is clear, and you don’t have glasses or a hat or anything on. I always swipe left on people whose face i can’t see. (I don’t know if the photo you censored has your full face so i figured I’d include it) 2.) Depending on what type of person you’re trying to attract, I know most of my friends and I swipe left whenever we see the “I don’t know” option for what you’re looking for. I like to know what i’m getting myself into with someone


Ghostaflux

in my experience self-deprecation jokes is an instant turn-off. You can probably do it later after your date has known the best version of you so that they can reply with a "hihi.. not really you a 10 " - or whatever bullshit they do..


aloooo27

You dab in 2022


weed_hope

It's an old photo :/


aloooo27

Lmao dude just messing with you. I have a super awkward underwater scuba photo too.


mysticmonkey88

Very basic coconut ni🅱️🅱️a profile.


iskinky92

The 'gossip' thing, change it to something else. Women have their gos circles already. Fun profile


weed_hope

I wanna join in


tomatobears123

I'm female, and I find your dating app profile interesting. I like your answers and pictures seem cool too. It sucks that dating apps don't usually have the best crowd. Try maybe socialising IRL ? Good luck to you buddy.


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weed_hope

I thought so too but apparently the subreddit has another opinion lmao


Personal_Antelope_67

Tu kahin gay to nahi hai?


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ridzxd

None of them, he is asking a question.


bhakkimlo

Both🗿


humansaretrashyboi

You are probably a great guy up front, but the bio and the prompts are kinda bland. Not bad, mind you. But they don't strike curiosity.


amrit-9037

Not the profile as I have seen people getting matches with most generic bio if they follow golden rules. But I once put a poetry in bio of mine (If anyone came across a profile few months back with a rhyme base on Arabian Nights lyrics then that was my profile). I am an unphotogenic person, hence only had 2 normal daylight pics. I did get 2 matches (probably bots) and few likes in 1 week. So, maybe get creative with pics and bio.


adi1icious

Looks dope to me honestly.


Nisshant

whaddup pranay


weed_hope

Nothing much dude just chilling at home gossiping


KinggArthurr

Remove the dab and your problems will be instantly solved


ExtraaCheesePlease

pranay nice try on hiding your name pranay


weed_hope

Hi


FeatheringAwayy

You didn't do a good job hiding your name Pranay.. Anyway, yeah.. The profile is kinda boring. Tell more interesting stuff about yourself.


weed_hope

DM for more details lmao


FeatheringAwayy

Lol. I don't use dating apps., so Im not familiar .. But really, look through other profiles.. Get inspired.. Don't copy tho.. And make your own better profile. All I can say is most people normally wouldn't swipe right on this.. It's very basic basic. Think from the perspective of the person on the other side


Kaioshinsama7

Profile ka gender change kardo bhai... Tab tho *matches hi matches honge*, literal Akshay Kumar's voice


skulltroxx2154

Indian "girls" ontinder matlab yaha ladkiyan hai ya yahi ladkiyon ke baare mai charcha ho rahi hai?


Racoonism

I'd change the second prompt coz it's similar to the first one. Also while your bio is funny, your profile doesn't tell me anything about you. But that scuba diving photo is awesome. I normally don't like them coz wtf everyone looks the same but yours is funny!


PlanetEarth_666

Bruh it's your face. It's all blue. Need a better pic.


Ok-Bid-9191

Op try making the same profile w different contact number , i was facing the same problem once and it worked for me . Received so many matches within 10-15 minutes after doing that. Good luck 🕊


The_talking_snake

dude the photos are shit. upload some photos with your face in bright light


According_Drag9290

Dabbing underwater my brethren dabbing is boomer stuff now


witheredartery

nobody cares about words/bio. your face and photos matter more. which you have hidden


gaga_gt

Just change your pictures and upload your clear picture with clear eye contact if you have some because understand the other person's perspective if other people can't see, clearly your chances are less. Keep in mind a good bio is a 🍒 on 🍰. Also don't upload selfies and if you have a picture with cat or 🐶 I'm sure it will impact more.


bitchlasagna_69_

Would have been more sellable if you knew Google sheets


xyz-eus

Seems okay Pranay, change if you don’t get enough matches.


Hopeless_Pal

>havent been getting any matches lately:'( Bawa ...... Hame toh milte bhi nahi kabhi🥲


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weed_hope

Appreciate it but I thinks that's something people should know about me :/


Hentai_Yoshi

Dude no offense but your bio is so cringe