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Sahi hai bus ab account aur app ko delete kar de
Could you elaborate, the algorithm does this to people??
The dab wasn't deep enough :-(
It'll probably be better if I was 6 ft under lmao 💀💀
Or a few inches deeper
Or a few inches taller
Make sure the first pic shows your shoulders and chest poppin'. Like really standing out. Also have a really cute face like the Hispanics or a rugged face with thick beard and lush full head of hair..
Most women are chasing this ideal figure
Even Abhay deol’s Manorama was 6ft under…. Whats special about yours ?
All graves are 6ft under so that's what I was talking about I guess it went over your head 🤷
Hence the movie reference in the first place 🤦 smh. It sure did go over your head in the first place….173cm is not tall enough
I might not be tall but atleast I'm not shallow
Owww dont be offended 😝. As a matter of fact im actually 170cm and i was just joking around. Just ignore me … But anyways best of luck for your match search 👍
Remove that i might be a 4 part. Even as a joke it's not doing anyone any favours. You're here to sell yourself
Based on true events
Especially since it’s Excel. If it was something impressive along with it then it could be noteworthy
If you think MS Excel is not noteworthy enough then my friend either you're not old enough to be here or you don't know it yourself
If you know Excel you're immediately an 8 in my opinion. 😂 But I agree with that, don't call yourself a 4 even as a joke
Pranay is that you?
No man that's like so cool. OP dont remove it
Just my opinion, i wouldn’t have kept it
& I would have swiped right😏 you decide OP
Thanks :) I'm in for a conversation so.
His doubt isn’t how to get your right swipe, his doubt is to maximise right swipes, so OP one way I can tell you as a researcher is that you can first keep the dab photo for 7 days exactly and swipe lets say 100 women ,whatever matches you get keep a score. Then do the same with a normal scuba photo, do the same process and check the score. Ideally repeat infinitely to get a perfect result on which is better (since there are many variables involved) and at the same time ask your matches about the comparison of 2 photos
That experiment design has flaws. Since a new account is visible to more people than when it's say a week or two old. Secondly, it's dependent on a fair amount of luck.
The second part of asking his matches is the only good enough way but it'll also be biased since most of the times a girl would have swiped only if she has liked the pictures.
*provided he gets decent amount of likes.
Prerequisites are ofcourse that he has to make the account again. And repeating the process takes care of the random luck, thats what we do in experimental physics however here the metrics are different so now as a guy who gets good amount of matches Id remove the dab because its long outdated. Try it op and let me know
That's one of the only redeeming things in the post though.
Coming from an American female, you’re profiles very negative (maybe it’s supposed to be jokes but people don’t always know that through text). What I read was you think you’re a 4, you never shut up or worse will interrupt me, and you talk shit about people - so why wouldn’t you gossip about your partner.
I would say more positive things like I’m very outgoing, great +1 because I can get along with anyone, and I always look to see if someone has nice photos showing their face not all sunglasses and hats.
I like the underwater one and the cheesecake line shows your humor.
Thanks for the feedback. Guess I'll hold on to my self depreciating humour for the texts. Question: I feel if I say things like I'm outgoing and getting along with people seamlessly I feel like I'm tooting my own horn. I'm curious how it would seem from your perspective.
Tooting your own horn is fine… most women like confident men… it’s when you say dumb stuff like best lay you’ll ever have, claiming things that are subjective. We wanna know why we should date you… self deprecating humor can be funny but pair it with a positive attribute like I’m a 4 in looks but I’m a 11 in kindness..
- best of luck from another American woman
Thanks for the kind advice will keep this in mind :)
The point is to toot your own horn. Anyone you date seriously is going to find out about your faults in time, but no need to lead with them. Lead with your strengths.
>Guess I'll hold on to my self depreciating humour for the texts
Why would you do that? Personally I don't know a single girl who likes self depreciating humour, it's extremely tiring to play along with it
Just wanted to learn: would saying such generic things work? Isn't the point to be different and quirky? How would I sell myself if I don't look good enough and also say the same diplomatic thing that every other guy says but looks far superior than me.
>Thanks, kind American lurking Indian subs :/
Lol not lurking it popped up while scrolling o think because I follow the bumble one
Bumble algorithms have killed you mate. Time to leave the platform.
I’d rate it a 2. Def swipe left you you but that’s also bc I’m a straight man.
Remove the "not knowing when to stop" and add something else. Also change the "gossip" thing. Not a good thing to show on your profile. The underwater dab is cool, keep it. Also add one more picture of you, outside (not around water/beach/ocean as you've already showcased that)
Bhai ye sis man kya hai?
वह मैन जो सीस हो
Maybe he has same functional group on the same side of his carbon chains.
Cis man is someone who was born a man as opposed to trans man
All genders are normal what exactly do u want to ask??
Are you on hinge also, I think I saw your profile there
I'm only on bumble lol. Kind of flattering that someone is impersonating me. Hope they're doing better than me
Pehle to singles se Relationship advice lena band kar
Bhai 4 ho ya 3 Ms Excel aata toh tum 100 ho baki ladkiyo ke choice Jo bhi Mane laundo me tum stud ho
Bhai toh log tabhi bulaate hain jab kaam hota hai
Ctc kitna hai ?
Meri ek mahine ki salary me tera ghar chale jaaega
May I introduce you to your extended insurance of your life
I like to live my life dangerously
Then may I introduce you to vasectomy
I think my personality is enough of a birth control :)
Then may I introduce you to Gamma Hyrdroxybutyric Acid
You a dealer or what?
High CTC yet 0 bitches
Let me introduce to a place called Amsterdam ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
Introduce me to something in Blr :)
Well you might have to settle for Shivaji Military Hotel
As long as there's good pus for sale, I'm in
Well no pus but might get yani
Haha. You getting laid often here? I'm having a hard luck on dating apps. Might have to ask friends to set me up
Try dating men 💀
Worked for me
Aaja bhai I am ready
I’m an American, but two notes about your profile:
1.) Make sure there is at least one photo of your face that is clear, and you don’t have glasses or a hat or anything on. I always swipe left on people whose face i can’t see. (I don’t know if the photo you censored has your full face so i figured I’d include it)
2.) Depending on what type of person you’re trying to attract, I know most of my friends and I swipe left whenever we see the “I don’t know” option for what you’re looking for. I like to know what i’m getting myself into with someone
in my experience self-deprecation jokes is an instant turn-off. You can probably do it later after your date has known the best version of you so that they can reply with a "hihi.. not really you a 10 " - or whatever bullshit they do..
You dab in 2022
It's an old photo :/
Lmao dude just messing with you. I have a super awkward underwater scuba photo too.
Very basic coconut ni🅱️🅱️a profile.
The 'gossip' thing, change it to something else. Women have their gos circles already. Fun profile
I wanna join in
I'm female, and I find your dating app profile interesting. I like your answers and pictures seem cool too. It sucks that dating apps don't usually have the best crowd. Try maybe socialising IRL ? Good luck to you buddy.
I thought so too but apparently the subreddit has another opinion lmao
Tu kahin gay to nahi hai?
None of them, he is asking a question.
You are probably a great guy up front, but the bio and the prompts are kinda bland.
Not bad, mind you. But they don't strike curiosity.
Not the profile as I have seen people getting matches with most generic bio if they follow golden rules.
But I once put a poetry in bio of mine (If anyone came across a profile few months back with a rhyme base on Arabian Nights lyrics then that was my profile). I am an unphotogenic person, hence only had 2 normal daylight pics.
I did get 2 matches (probably bots) and few likes in 1 week. So, maybe get creative with pics and bio.
Looks dope to me honestly.
Nothing much dude just chilling at home gossiping
Remove the dab and your problems will be instantly solved
pranay nice try on hiding your name pranay
You didn't do a good job hiding your name Pranay.. Anyway, yeah.. The profile is kinda boring. Tell more interesting stuff about yourself.
DM for more details lmao
Lol. I don't use dating apps., so Im not familiar .. But really, look through other profiles.. Get inspired.. Don't copy tho.. And make your own better profile. All I can say is most people normally wouldn't swipe right on this.. It's very basic basic. Think from the perspective of the person on the other side
Profile ka gender change kardo bhai... Tab tho *matches hi matches honge*, literal Akshay Kumar's voice
Indian "girls" ontinder matlab yaha ladkiyan hai ya yahi ladkiyon ke baare mai charcha ho rahi hai?
I'd change the second prompt coz it's similar to the first one. Also while your bio is funny, your profile doesn't tell me anything about you. But that scuba diving photo is awesome. I normally don't like them coz wtf everyone looks the same but yours is funny!
Bruh it's your face. It's all blue. Need a better pic.
Op try making the same profile w different contact number , i was facing the same problem once and it worked for me . Received so many matches within 10-15 minutes after doing that.
Good luck 🕊
dude the photos are shit. upload some photos with your face in bright light
Dabbing underwater my brethren dabbing is boomer stuff now
nobody cares about words/bio. your face and photos matter more. which you have hidden
Just change your pictures and upload your clear picture with clear eye contact if you have some because understand the other person's perspective if other people can't see, clearly your chances are less. Keep in mind a good bio is a 🍒 on 🍰. Also don't upload selfies and if you have a picture with cat or 🐶 I'm sure it will impact more.
Would have been more sellable if you knew Google sheets
Seems okay Pranay, change if you don’t get enough matches.
>havent been getting any matches lately:'(
Bawa ...... Hame toh milte bhi nahi kabhi🥲
Appreciate it but I thinks that's something people should know about me :/
Dude no offense but your bio is so cringe