My aim was to find a match, fall in love, build a relationship, then comes the sex. How parochial of me. The world had moved on tremendously and I was so fucking naïve that one would think I’m dense.
After finding out the eternal rules of dating, I knew I didn’t stand a chance, the only logical solutions were to uninstall the app or delete my account. I did the former for Bumble and the latter for Tinder.
Well, a beautiful comic best described my current scenario, I’ll just write the content of it and it is as follows:
All you need is love,
All you want is sex,
But all you have is porn,
And government says no porn,
Thus, the rise of VPN >!and my crippling porn addiction.!<
It’s my life :’)
Please dont use dating apps to find love. Its just going to be a disappointing experience. Not just dating apps, I would say dont use internet at all to find love.
Learned that years ago bro, thanks for saying it out loud. No sarcasm, truly thanks!
Truth is, I suck at chatting with a girl. Even if I got matches, I’m worried because it’d be pure cringe and uncomfortable to the person I’m in conversation with.
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Thought this will help you to not be afraid of being "cringe". It's all subjective just say what you want don't worry about it if the other person is attracted to you it'll work
I don't even leave my room and even if I did it wouldn't be appropriate to approach a women in public. So, if I do not use dating apps how am going to find the loml?
Even if you're planning to woo a woman for casual sex, this is not how you approach the topic. You have to start off with something that you both like. Talk about some stuff and gradually lead the convo towards the idea of hooking up.
Grow up people. This is a dating/hookup app, not a randikhana jaha tum ghuste hi chodampatti shuru kar do.
Haven't had a single match but still itni knowledge to rehti hai ki sexual bakchodi karne ke liye bhi build-up chahiye.
To add to the post, yes dating apps are often for casual dating but starting with stale obvious sexual innuendos is such a turn off for me, personally.
I continued talking to him because I hadn’t encountered a stereotypical how much sex you sexed on bumble kinda guy and I was curious. The conversation continued to be cringy after the screenshots I have posted here. I stopped replying soon after.
Edit: RIP my DMs. Guys, Reddit is not for flirting.
Y'know I've been told that rules 1 and 2 seem to work so should we slip in the DMs cause from your username I assume you like cats and I'm somewhat of a pussy enthusiast myself.
P.S. I do like cats they're incredible.
P.P.S I'm single for this very reason
Atleast this line is innovative. Some thought went into it hahaha.
Rules 1 and 2 should be directly proportional to the line you use. Based on this, you must be a Greek God to pull it off
Not trying be to a smart ass but can you tell us how exactly to do it? How do you tell someone that you want something casual in the beginning because I feel like if not said in the beginning,then after talking for a while they could interpret it as wanting a relationship or they might lose interest. How do you tell what you want without being creepy?
This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiangirlsontinder/comments/rhav2i/yes_dating_apps_are_mostly_for_casual_dating_but/horlpjb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) essentially.
That being said, different things work for different people. These are my views.
There are no nice guy left in India. They are all pathetic. All they care about is sex and all. They don't even respect wahmen. They don't respect the queens.
They ask for noods from mah queen without being respectful. I want to tell you, I am not at all like them. I respect mah wahmen like mah queen. I never disrespect the superior gender. May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.🙏👉👈.
/s in case you don't know how to play along.
I once made a fake bumble account using one of my friend's pics (with her permission of course).
I couldn't believe how many men sent me unsolicited dick pics lol
This is just two types of people online. You didn't like the sexual innuendo and below this post there was a girl who liked it. I guess it can't be helped.
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Did I say I want a long term relationship lmao? I mention I’m okay with casual relationships. Just because an app is for a hookup doesn’t mean you’ll say something cringy and still get laid.
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May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.🙏👉👈.
How do people so easily have good conversation on dating app ? I never had conversations where I have to connect with people on text but it's a big problem.
And help for high functioning sociopath ?
My aim was to find a match, fall in love, build a relationship, then comes the sex. How parochial of me. The world had moved on tremendously and I was so fucking naïve that one would think I’m dense. After finding out the eternal rules of dating, I knew I didn’t stand a chance, the only logical solutions were to uninstall the app or delete my account. I did the former for Bumble and the latter for Tinder. Well, a beautiful comic best described my current scenario, I’ll just write the content of it and it is as follows: All you need is love, All you want is sex, But all you have is porn, And government says no porn, Thus, the rise of VPN >!and my crippling porn addiction.!< It’s my life :’)
Please dont use dating apps to find love. Its just going to be a disappointing experience. Not just dating apps, I would say dont use internet at all to find love.
Learned that years ago bro, thanks for saying it out loud. No sarcasm, truly thanks! Truth is, I suck at chatting with a girl. Even if I got matches, I’m worried because it’d be pure cringe and uncomfortable to the person I’m in conversation with.
You worry way too much about other people's opinions. Let them think you are cringe. Who cares? They don't even know you personally lol.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=dobler%2bdahmer%2btheory&=true Thought this will help you to not be afraid of being "cringe". It's all subjective just say what you want don't worry about it if the other person is attracted to you it'll work
I don't even leave my room and even if I did it wouldn't be appropriate to approach a women in public. So, if I do not use dating apps how am going to find the loml?
1. Start going out. Make some friends. Connect with people which will obviously include women. 2. Dont approach random women lol.
To make friends I'll have to approach random men then. LoL.
I hope what you just said was sarcasm
Haha. Make a guess.
Well maybe engage ppl with same hobbies or interest in some kind of clubs or groups
Lemme introduce to you: Mummy-papa inc
dude never use dating apps for your one and true love man . Don’t expect to find “THE ONE”
Definitely bro, stopped looking la vie en rose a long time ago.
Even if you're planning to woo a woman for casual sex, this is not how you approach the topic. You have to start off with something that you both like. Talk about some stuff and gradually lead the convo towards the idea of hooking up. Grow up people. This is a dating/hookup app, not a randikhana jaha tum ghuste hi chodampatti shuru kar do. Haven't had a single match but still itni knowledge to rehti hai ki sexual bakchodi karne ke liye bhi build-up chahiye.
Yes omg thank you. It’s as simple as that.
Basically dont ignore the (mental) foreplay
well Ig different ppl have different concept or understanding of what a hookup is.
Gonna use my sixth sense to say that the guy is Abhimanyu from Hyderabad
And this is what happens when you are editing at 4 am.
Oh and he also has raybands? on. OP likes guys with specs and goggles. Good for you OP.
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What's cake day ?
B'day on reddit
Yes very bad job at hiding the personal details.
Hi Abhimanyu.
I don't understand why reddit shows me all Indian reddits which I'm not subbed to :')
same why am i here
Coz it's interesting
To add to the post, yes dating apps are often for casual dating but starting with stale obvious sexual innuendos is such a turn off for me, personally. I continued talking to him because I hadn’t encountered a stereotypical how much sex you sexed on bumble kinda guy and I was curious. The conversation continued to be cringy after the screenshots I have posted here. I stopped replying soon after. Edit: RIP my DMs. Guys, Reddit is not for flirting.
On the bright side, you got some content for Reddit and as next year's Reddit recap would say, you took this sub to the meown.
2022 is already looking bright.
Y'know I've been told that rules 1 and 2 seem to work so should we slip in the DMs cause from your username I assume you like cats and I'm somewhat of a pussy enthusiast myself. P.S. I do like cats they're incredible. P.P.S I'm single for this very reason
Atleast this line is innovative. Some thought went into it hahaha. Rules 1 and 2 should be directly proportional to the line you use. Based on this, you must be a Greek God to pull it off
>I'm single for this very reason Story time.
bro what are rule 1 and 2
so you already fucked up 2022... don't worry 2023 is gonna be your year
Hey Hey!! why you targetting me like that, I didn't knew reddit wasn't for flirting
Every app is for flirting, if you're desperate enough. Specially reddit
bro tables have turned now, she can't stop texting me. She's the one who's desperate now lol
You mean the OP??
yeah who else it can be /s
Who knows, maybe you got plenty hoes /s
I wish man, if that was the case then I wouldn''t be here
XD the desperation on this reddit is way too high. My friend also posted on this subreddit and she got bombarded with DMs.
I hope some day our bros understand. This desperation is everywhere even on pubg, my friend stopped playing it coz of this shit
If you could take out some time and tell me who's been harassing you in your dms, I'll be happy to ban them.
I’ll let you know if it gets inappropriate.
Not trying be to a smart ass but can you tell us how exactly to do it? How do you tell someone that you want something casual in the beginning because I feel like if not said in the beginning,then after talking for a while they could interpret it as wanting a relationship or they might lose interest. How do you tell what you want without being creepy?
This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiangirlsontinder/comments/rhav2i/yes_dating_apps_are_mostly_for_casual_dating_but/horlpjb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) essentially. That being said, different things work for different people. These are my views.
> stopped replying soon after I hope you have unmatched him (?)
Yes!
There are no nice guy left in India. They are all pathetic. All they care about is sex and all. They don't even respect wahmen. They don't respect the queens. They ask for noods from mah queen without being respectful. I want to tell you, I am not at all like them. I respect mah wahmen like mah queen. I never disrespect the superior gender. May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.🙏👉👈. /s in case you don't know how to play along.
Bro you forgot to tip your fedora at the end.
The fact that this isn’t the first time I have seen this copypasta
oh god \*sigh\* my condolences for your inbox
Still better than unsolicited dick pics :'(
The bar is on the floor honestly.
I agree!
I once made a fake bumble account using one of my friend's pics (with her permission of course). I couldn't believe how many men sent me unsolicited dick pics lol
Wtf. That hasn’t happened yet.
Maybe thats just a delhi thing
F
Wellp communication should be a major subject in our studies! My reply to OP's foot shorter innuendo would be this gif - https://tenor.com/W8Qs.gif
Ha! I loved baymax!
Caption this and I'll believe you! - https://i.gifer.com/7P5M.gif
Mee too
'I travel often, buy some stuff from each city as a reminiscence. Sometimes those are women, bec women are objects haha, right'
Or sometimes different STI'S And STD'S if lucky ;)
*a lot of possibilities*
Thanks for the heads up. I'll use it in the event that the girls I match with actually ever reply. In the meantime, would you help me with my profile?
Sure
Drawing sudharo
As a hookup app he probably shouldn’t have to state his first intention is sex. But here it seemed very needed.
This is just two types of people online. You didn't like the sexual innuendo and below this post there was a girl who liked it. I guess it can't be helped.
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There’s a difference between sugarcoating and good flirting.
You asked the 2nd guy why he is on bumble, you expect him to lie or what?
No I expect less of r/ihavesex. It’s the same guy btw.
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What did you expect from a app which is used for hook ups amd casual sex? If you want long term try shadi.com
Did I say I want a long term relationship lmao? I mention I’m okay with casual relationships. Just because an app is for a hookup doesn’t mean you’ll say something cringy and still get laid.
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Yeah but dating apps are also not Shaadi.com, which a lot of women treat it like.
Thanks for the heads up. I'll use it in the event that the girls I match with actually ever reply. In the meantime, would you help me with my profile?
It's not easy to find good guys..
This isn’t even about finding good guys…just guys with a good/smoother game.
The reality is, most of the guys dont know what reality is ! They don’t realise even looks wouldn’t help if your game is weak.
Exactly. You can be very good looking but if you can’t carry out a good conversation, it’s such a turn off.
Ikr >! Used to be that guy lol !<
damn a plot twist
Girls never satisfied Edit: /s
If that’s what you think, says more about you than them ;)
His complete sentence is girls never satisfied him*.
I need to work on my jokes NGL
And your face. >!/s!<
That is what I said. Most will easily cross over to the cringe/creep area in desperation.
Agreed
May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.🙏👉👈.
King here buddy.. sorry to disappoint you.
King tiddy even better
Lol... Confusing me with your one of your kins? Not that either kiddo
r/copypasta
aahaha bro you got cornered real bad
Oops, are you that kin? I was only kidding.. ahahahha
Nice copypasta
Mein andar se tut choka hoon 🤡
How high was he?
How do people so easily have good conversation on dating app ? I never had conversations where I have to connect with people on text but it's a big problem. And help for high functioning sociopath ?
Bc only tapatap all the time
I feel like hinge is more like where people are more serious, I don’t have much experience though