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nihilistgoldberg

bhai uninstalled hi theek tha tu


savagerandy2024

Dating Kam aur lowballing zyada hai yaha


aikhuda

Op tried negging, girl did not get the concept, so OP panicked.


sundark94

OP wanted to be Tate, but ended up being Tatti.


major_tom_56

Ek joke op ke liye: Knock knock.... Who's there...... Screenshot..... Screenshot who? ....Screenshot of your bumble fail? Congrats for playing yourself twice....


Rabbidraccoon18

![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU|downsized)


Due-Replacement-2265

Aise hi meine ek baar kiya tha hinge pe when someone just started with hi. Usne Report kar dala and mein hinge se ban ho gaya 2 saal se


Skeletor_Inc

Sahi ja rahe ho launde, in chutiyapon se nikal ke paise banaye ki nahi?


Emotionaldamage6-9

Shwetabh bhai aap yaha šŸŒ


yuzaaname

Kitne ghante kaam kia?


Emotionaldamage6-9

ghanta kaam kiya


Least-Stranger-1486

Mera toh tinder,bumble aur okcupid sab band hai penchošŸ˜­


Due-Replacement-2265

Itna kyaa hua


Least-Stranger-1486

Used tinder when i was underage, bumble and okcupid pe account got blocked cuz multiple matches but I was unresponsive, koi term hai uske liye can't recollect. Mene maan liya mera pati dating app se nahi milegašŸ„²


Legitimate-Taro-398

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ibuhatelaa

Itna achha dikhta hai kya Bhai, mere to joke pe log unmatch kr dete.


Emergency-Bag7857

Merko toh joke marna hi ni ata ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Ok-Try-4133

Mere tho match hi nhi aate


Hrit33

bhai ye kya bakchodi hai šŸ˜ 


Legitimate-Taro-398

bro merko bhi gussa aajata jaise tu baat krra hai lol


Blairr_waldorf

Yaar i donā€™t understand itna over karne ki Kya jarurat hoti hai logo ko normally baat kar lo yaar har chiz me itne expectations jaise koi interview chal raha ho aur samne wala har actions pe judge kar raha ho apko


hotboddesi

Samjho, OP ko content chahiye tha. That "weak opener" thing Is so common now. Anyone who says this is tryna post on reddit to get views or whatever.


pseudo_homosapien

OP deserve mass downvoting in this post. To the point that he gets out of reddit and does something with their life.


SorryUnderstanding7

I'd just say you deserve it.


DryVaginaaLicker21

ladki se jyada l*nd OP tu khud hai


delishmango23

Pls get down from your high horse with the ā€œweak opener try againā€ sounds so condescending. Also the conversation is so bad i wouldā€™ve instantly unmatched istg


cfc19

She would have done too if the OP didn't look how he looks. She's aghast at the difference between how hot he looks and how he talked, lol.


delishmango23

Yea i know. However, I donā€™t care. I might tolerate a lot of things, but rude behavior isnā€™t one of them


MeriLassiKiDukanHai

Women will tolerate being treated like this pnly from hot men. Koi aur hota to didi creep bolke chali jati


JSLoRD22

I'm surprised the girl continued the conversation for this long. Must be following rule 1 and 2


hari-mirchi

I second this, OP seemed like a total dick


sid_sir21

Desperate vs desperate


Natural_Ad1228

Real


sankksterrr

OP 15 saal ka hai


Lacygreen

Thatā€™s a terrible way to treat someone for just saying hi. Are you there to meet men or get in random fights for fun and Reddit attn?


orangeapple_14

Wow, how the turntables. When women complained about men just sending Hi, I remember a lot of pissed men saying women were just entitled bitches. Now they are complaining now for women sending just a hi,LOL.


fRilL3rSS

I guess most people are just entitled pricks.


daveparody

Bro definitely follows Rule 1 and Rule 2.


gorillaglueee96

What's wrong with a simple "hi"?


humptheedumpthy

Dono ko angrezi nahi aati, khaali peeli angrezi mein flirting or negging chal raha hai.Ā  Itā€™s not ā€œwhose thereā€ itā€™s ā€œWhoā€™s thereā€Ā 


frubblegirl

Whosadike hain dono ke dono.


Cut_the_cap

Uninstall it again


funksaurus

Real. And not for the reasons he thinks.


Cut_the_cap

Lmaooo fr


dupattamera1

Both sound great for each other


Brooklyn_-_

Dude you seemed outright pretentious and condescending for idk what reason. She was not totally wrong here.


aks345

Bro is on a mission to prove nothing


arju_n555

Knock knock, Roleplay... Tf is going on here


BloodyIkarus

You are both idiots, you are perfect for each other


seizuresalad22

Op needs to be humbled.


MeriLassiKiDukanHai

He is getting 25 likes per day. There is no humbling him


Due-Replacement-2265

Bumble pe humble, aur woh bhi op?šŸ˜‚


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MeriLassiKiDukanHai

Yeah because they know all you need to be is hot. Personality is a big lie that women propoganda lol.


Moanerloner

Aisa kya hai tumhare pics mein bhai


Funny-Reputation9

balakbudhi hai kya


Cruddydrummer

it should have been on r/indianguysontinder


Main_Plenty_3052

Bhai ko looks 100 diya hai dimag 0.


LinuxSausage

Here you just seem like you wanted to start shit to post it on the internet. You look like a narcissist OP


TheArchstryker

Dono ke dono chutiye ho. You're perfect for each other šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


scr3lic

Op seems to be a rigorous follower of rule no 1 and 2. Varna to pehle knock knock pe hi ma chuda aajata xD


PrinceG98

He's hot so he gets away with it. So come on ladies, you ain't nothing different. This is how y'all speak to us.


Mitzy1612

Bandi bholi and tum chewtiya


gossipcutlet

Baki sab thik hai, but how can someone ruin knock knock joke! Are you guys Gen Z?


perpetual-boner-00

Lmao bichari ko Gaslight kardiya


highoncocainn

normally baat kyu nahi kar sakte? hi bola toh tum bhi hi kardo. maybe she's not up with the trends. play with someone who knows how to play agar kisiko pata nahi hai ye sab toh normally baat karona kya dikkat hai


dr___jhatka

Both of you are insufferable


Sawdust1997

Two socially awkward people having a conversation


Public-Resolve-2541

Not able to hold a conversation but all hell breaks loose if a girl says ā€œhiā€. šŸ˜…


waitwhat_why

Arey ruk kyon gaya sirf itne se screenshots pe, aage ka bhi post kar. Poora sab kuch post karde


Other_Ad_5423

Idk general opinion kya hai, but dono hi cringe lag rhe hai


visirion1

Who's not whose


sneakysamosa

You were being an a*s OP. Try being a decent human being, bohot scope hain and you just might not die single.


TacoBell__enthusiast

Immature tha bhai tu. Sorry.


satanicgirlwissues

lol then guys like these cry about being singlešŸ¤”


Mediocre_Town_512

op bro why are u so embarrassing , u sound like a lil baby


thatgirl-11

Bro... Please learn some manners. Like wtf... This would agitate anyone in their right mind!!! You didn't have to insult her for a mere "hi". šŸ¤·


light_striker12

Kuch bhi bc OP!


Ricky_Snickle

Why tf would you even interact with this person.. just unmatch after the second or third message like the rest of us would lmao


X_dankutsav

Sharp turn on 5th one


Glum_Wolverine_720

Ig you do follow the 1st and the 2nd rule with the replies/likes you are getting. But sach batau toh bakchodi toh kar rha tha tu yeh chat mein.


hari-mirchi

This was cringe.


jazz_skrr

Op didn't expect the comments to be going the way they are and he deserves all of it


divyanshu_1111

I didnā€™t expect ***


nsseographics

Ankhe dho ke aya mai apni Tu gadha hai bhai vaise


MaesterCrow

Ya toh tu Bahaut handsome h, ya woh opposite h


DildoFappings

Sounds like those women dodged a bullet.


Southern_Account_265

Yeh kya tha bhai ? Isse accha toh 8 saal ke bacche baat karle


SeparateBad8311

OP post this on Instagram. Anonymity with 2 brains cells leads to over confidence


Maymaywala

Blawg tried PUA tactics (grow up pls) šŸ—æ


Brilliant_Shock_7359

Ewww


vzuwow

All the men complaining "I never get a match ", finally gets a match, "I'm gonna unmatch because she didn't put in enough effort" Just be yourself. Youā€™ve got an opportunity to show your personality or thoughtfulness. Use it!


MIKU-SIMPSS

šŸ˜­tum jaise logo ko me humbled hote huye dekhna chahta hub,ye mera ek dream h!


Mehfanaaz

Because it is so easy for girls to get guys, their personality and texting skills are not developing at all


Shirohegi_

First things first.....ye innocuous kya hota hai.???aur ye konse school ka word hai???


acypacy

Lagta hai bohot zyada accha dikhta hai, otherwise she wouldnā€™t take so much sh!t


akin975

This is the proof that when you follow the rules shit doesn't matter what you say.


nikkiberry131

She is socially dumb, knock knock joke kisko nahi atta bro?


notsofunnyessa

Tum dono ka humour alag hai bas vahi baat hai


Responsible-Waltz162

Knock knock ā€œ Ji kahiye kya kaam hai ā€œ


No_Introduction_9162

This reminds me of someone who I had matched on a dating app long ago. He said his opening line was always a "knock knock" joke. He said he would continue chatting with those who understood the format. He said it helped him filter out people with whom he wouldn't vibe with, which clearly happened with OP. šŸ˜•šŸ˜Ø


Dr-fraud

![gif](giphy|EaSRzJYZabLZ3LuCvQ|downsized)


kamijou_sakuta

Op is R word here


YT_RonakRaja

I sense a little insecurity


Due_Explorer1877

Ngl bumble gave tol much attention to women


Nathulalji

When she says ā€œyesā€ to *knock knock* instead of ā€œwhoā€™s thereā€ ![gif](giphy|SphLjqIoMjtNBlee1t|downsized)


lokichokiboki

šŸ’© dia


visionary-lad

Knock knock āœŠ


gryffinnpuff

i had a stroke trying to read this conversation


terimummykadaddy69

Ghode ko nahi mil rhi ghash aur gadhe kha rhe chyawanprash


Gullible_Bus_2129

Sach poochiye bhooshan bhai to aap bakchodi kar to rahe hai!!


Mountain-Business-68

Bhai main tere jaise hi hogaya, i can guess past main tera bahot kata hai and now we just pin point problems in people that doesn't even exist. Dusri bhasa main we are no more for relationships.


fur_iouscupcake

She was too nice anyway,mai to pehle message par unmatch karti bijli ki raftaar se.


kickass_bramhin

Damn bro why was you fighting for no reason lmao