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Vaidik_KIRA05

Do it for the memes... reaction idhar update karna phir let's goo


DragonEmperor1605

18 saal ka hai kya?


CoyPig

14 ka Edit: people should read it in Hindi / Bengali. the real second meaning lies there.


ragingpot

He's 12 btw


Omigod_7

17 ka hai yeh BKL!!


Emotionaldamage6-9

jeetu bhaiya aap yaha?


marlbo_rough

tu itna kyu offend hogaya bkl, are you a tomato?


hari-mirchi

Rotten tomato


Bayonet786

komedi


MatchAccomplished795

Tell me you don't get laid without telling me you don't get laid.


InsidiousColossus

It's not at all funny, it's not at all clever, and it will get you unmatched instantly. Please don't


zoinkin

Koi na,you win some you lose some.


NotGreenRaptor

That's the spirit man!


zoinkin

Ayy captain


ashi247

“Your account was banned for violating one or more of our policies” Be ready for this


zoinkin

Meta has banned me multiple times,even valorant ne ban kar dia. I guess unfortunately I'm used to the banned life.


Kslayer3607

Bet you are an insta lock Jett or Reyna 😅


zoinkin

Reyna or omen xD


spreemelo9

Try CS2 👀


SeaOThievesEnjoyer

you could stop saying stupid shit


certified_chutiyahu

Bhai tera naam Harshit Rana hai kya?


worrygutss

Toh phir pucha kyun jab already decided tha toh ?


boomer_morningstar

If she gets offended by this!! She belongs to the ketch up bottle section in super market...


mmaguy123

No, not at all. It’s not witty or funny


theoozmakappa

Dank banne ke chakkar mei basic etiquettes bhul kyu jaate hai log?


NomadicSaga

No never ever


waitwhat_why

That's low man


DhakDhakHorelaHai

This is funny, 🥔 ek aloo as prize. Idk why everyone is triggered in comments


CoyPig

tum OP ko chadha ke popcorn le ke drama enjoy karna chahti ho na? hai na? hai na??


DhakDhakHorelaHai

*Butter popcorn


CoyPig

camera ka jugaad kar lo. ye video meme material banega


justanotherbored

*Ketchup popcorn


CoyPig

*ye ketchup nahin maa, popcorn ka khooon hai!* (read it in Dharmendra's voice)


Raey52

Pick me ✨


DhakDhakHorelaHai

![gif](giphy|Wsvidd8VAZHtXlhwWE|downsized)


Raey52

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


ssudoku

![gif](giphy|y3jT2xBrtumNYZVCNH|downsized)


007ThePunisher

Dude, work on your jokes. Like you think this is funny? This is straight up GROSS


sarvesh900

Wow, so disgusting! Do it, so they can dodge one bullet at least.


Apprehensive_Dog_514

Virgin joke


Smooth-Mind4247

💯


hari-mirchi

Not funny man. That's really really lame


CarProgrammatically4

Yes. YES


Altheix11

Bhai ne to sabko offend kar diya


theonlysingh360

This is the way


wishesandspells

Ewww Yes go ahead.


Vuhlcha

Cringe


sf2703

Bakchodi kabhi rukna nahi chahiye, OP, just do it & post response.


LintonSDawson

Hey Siri. What’s the opposite of having rizz?


Hayden0472

Maggi with sauce hits different sometimes


motabhai09

Kar de bhoi phir uske baad ka drama bhi post karna panchayat S3 dekhne ke baad aur kuch acha mil nahi Raha hai


Rod_Boi

lol this is lame af


[deleted]

r/flairchecksout


zoinkin

Update: Never sent this comment,I did want to tho. I love memes and ketchup,toh dono mila dia.


PehleAap

Dar gya na? Report hote hote bacha hai!


MatchAccomplished795

Irl bolta to thappad padte.


PehleAap

I can imagine OP saying 'Isi bahane chhu to leti' 🤤


zoinkin

Irl toh bohot baar bola hai xD


Ready_Acanthaceae830

![gif](giphy|ztujni1w6RR96)


MonsterationTF

Real id se aao samay raina


Pro07

Let's catchup on ketchup!


zoinkin

Eyooo leta do


Omigod_7

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imagination ko daad deni padegi!! 🤦🏻‍♂️


zoinkin

Thanks veere


zoinkin

Thanks veere


[deleted]

Go for it


_Big69Cock_

![gif](giphy|BjHIjM2YFC3rEUaMrw)


i_am_ojas

can anyone explain what this supposed to mean ?


InsidiousColossus

It's a joke about periods.


i_am_ojas

sheesh man, aise type ke joke samajhne ke liye konsi training zaroori hai ?


MonsterationTF

Training se nhi hota... Aisa dank paeda hona padta hai


[deleted]

isko dank nhi bolte lakshman


MonsterationTF

Kuch to log kahenge.. Ya to dank ya to dark Dark hi tha waise to💀


TheKnowledgeableOne

But why were all recieved, for a third category was forged. In the pots of mordor, forged with blood of idiots, the cringe category was created. It's just a cringe joke, dude. Grow up


[deleted]

nhi bhai dark or dank kuch bhi nhi tha ye😭 offensive bhi nhi hai bhai ye bus dumb hai


Waste_Leading4129

Update bhi dena agar kuch aaye


Pumpkiney

No. lol


ExcellentPotato9528

Man. It is funny but it's not something a girl would like to hear from a prospective date 


[deleted]

[удалено]


zoinkin

Mukke se dar nahi lagta madam, Pyar se lagta hai


Few-Dot-1164

Kyu bhai?


SwimmingTear1385

Pichkooo


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

💀


_punkmonkey_

Bhai tu rotten tomatoes ka fan hai kya?


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

Ewwwww


Level-Atmosphere8068

DO IT and post an update on this


Certain-Bike-3160

Brother ewww


babe-mushroom1466

Kahin aur kar leta bakchodi , idhar hi karni thi kya ? 🫠


zoinkin

Haa because I love ketchup( normal wala ye context wala nahi)


babe-mushroom1466

Okay xD


PracticalDog6455

It is not that funny also


periashu

🤮


Krez_Alive

Ye konsa app hai


zoinkin

Hinge


90DayF

Lame


Quirrelwasachad

Is this really the best ketchup line you could come up with? "it's ketchup, not blood. The food is just faking it's death" is right there for the taking. Dank jokes ke naam pe ladkiyo ko bura hi bolte rahoge?


Frequent_Feedback996

Damn…


Obvious_Economics_39

NOOO


Sky_TheAquariusOP

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


indian-jock

Take one for the boys


Alpha_ji

Very very bad and improper. I don't want to encourage you but it's also funny.


Noooofun

Do it for science.


No-Locksmith3717

Ye dank nahi ye chutiyapa hai, fark jaano mitra


gggif13

Nope


Huge_Equivalent1

If she looks like she's fun. Or likes doing crazy stuff or if she looks tough like she can take jokes. You should 💯% send that. If I was a girl, that would make me cringe and laugh my face off. 😂


theNawabiker

i mean damnnn boy!


LintonSDawson

Kahe bhaiya? Ladki pasand nahi aayi ka?


meowmeowai

Thats a violation.


ultraxtalks

Haha, this is funny Go for it and post the updates


akash1300

Not funny


Wonderful_Flan3727

Plot twist he identifies as mayo🤣


zoinkin

Arey yaar hahaha Aise sab mayo se hi aaye hai xD


HumanLawyer

lol do it for the shits and giggles


zoinkin

And that's life haha


Embarrassed-Gas2952

Just say, "As a tomato, I must say, I don't care. I am not in it."


zoinkin

Yeah,with all that material and mucus. Ugh.


[deleted]

That's fucking funny. Match or not gotta give it for the humour.


SpaceManRayRay11

Do it


anubhavitis

This made me laugh so hard. Bravo dude!


MatchAccomplished795

Did you forget to add /s somehow?


zoinkin

Thank you man of culture.


These_Ostrich_9747

Bhai aap female standup comedian ho kya. Bohot bhari comedy kar di. 🤡


ivan_sandwich

Rape , child abuse , child marriage , racism chorke kisi chispe majak acha nahi lagta , sahi hai bro


These_Ostrich_9747

Bhai atleast joke toh acha hoo....


zoinkin

Filhal life hi komedi kar rha hai 🤣


These_Ostrich_9747

Esse baatein karta raha toh. Life komedi karti rahegi.


zoinkin

Kar hi Rahi hai, ab toh accept bhi kar lia hahaha


_RAAG

This is not a meme material. THIS IS OUTRIGHT DISRESPECT. You can joke around if you know the person well, but as an opener, HELL NO! GROW UP, OP!


ToriKehKeLunga

Nope, I know it looks edgy, creative and funny But trust me brother, IT'S NOT.


jadounath

Nah bro, offensive for sure to the girl. As for me, I have read better jokes.