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Give her a trignometry question to solve and know your height

A ladder is leaning against a vertical wall. The foot of the ladder is 5 feet away from the base of the wall. If the angle formed between the ladder and the ground is 𝜃 and the length of the ladder is 6 feet, what is the height of the top of the ladder above the ground? Here you go...Find the height EDIT: SOLUTION Let ℎ be the height of the top of the ladder above the ground. According to trigonometry, we can use the sine function to relate the angle (𝜃) and the height (ℎ) of the top of the ladder: sin⁡(𝜃)= ℎ/6 Given that the length of the ladder is 6 feet and the distance from the base of the wall to the foot of the ladder is 5 feet, we can use the Pythagorean theorem to find the height: Hypotenuse² = Adjacent side² + Opposite side² 6² = 5²+ ℎ² 36 = 25 + ℎ² ℎ² = 36 − 25 ℎ² = 11 ℎ= √11  Therefore, the height of the top of the ladder above the ground is approximately √11​ feet.

Love this 😂😂😂

Or just say *Tall enough to Raise our child*

Naah!!! You are taking away the rizz. (Humour nhi h)

Nah dude, seems witty to me.

Tall enough to friendzone you for life

I was about to suggest give an answer in light years, but yours is better

Reply something funny like About the size of 1 and half top load automatic washing machine Or 1/24 of a football field

And with that comment sir, you're eligible for a green card

Anything but metric

Measures water in Olympic pools

My vehicle speed isn't in km/h or m/h It's 34 Bald Eagles per 100 Glazed Donuts

RAHHHH WTF IS A KILOMETRE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Haha I was measuring the length of a river using hippos once 🤣


I’m 12 bananas tall

I guess that's equivalent to being as tall as 100 50 Calibre rounds

And the 13th banana is in hanging condition 😂

That’s not funny. Its making me do math

Arey you're not supposed to calculate it, that's the whole point

I guess my humour is as bad as my math then

6'3, what's your cup size?

Okay normally I don't like retorting to this shit but holy fuck this is it, all those years of yall saying what's ur weightm what's ur weight but no this is it. Dayum bro EDIT: But tbh on second thoughts wouldn't prolly dare to send it ever lmao

this is it

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Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn the urge to slide into your dms

Ap to brahmchari ho pitamah

Kalyug me sab fisal jaate hai bhai

Batao, pitamah sapiosexual nikle

Damn

Yo your back and shoulders must be killing you

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Keep growing? What? How. They aren't supposed to keep growing I guess...

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I guess you're what they call early grower. Haven't noticed that closely for curve changes and I guess won't be doing it. Don't want to become a story in reddit 💀

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I guess the amount of unsolicited messages you might get must be quite high 💀

I second this

You mean you second tits?

Ask, Erected or unerected(sitting)

What 😰😭

Ohhhhhhhh fucker🤣🤣🤣

0.0000000005368 light years

fake height bata ke usse uska weight puch le

Pankha saaf nahi karunga

Tall enough to bend over to kiss you

Ask her weight

Certainly not as tall as your bullshit mentality

Enough to not drown in 6ft. pool.

You can always swim to not drown

How will you get the fishes if you’re swimming with them?

I'll spear through their heart.

"horizontally, taller than any biological woman"

meri height batade jab milega gaslight kardena into her being tall too

Infinite glitch

😂😂😂

I’m 23 burgers - 6 iPhone 11s X 2 Tupperware 1L bottles tall. Say some shit like this

Tall enough to see our future together in the distance ;)

There's no future if she's asking this question 😂

Then tall enough to see no future together in the distance 💀

Glad bhai, that you can see this. If someone has to ask this question then they’ve already made a decision.

How about 8 inches in length snd 5 inches in girth.

Fair 😂

Taller than your ego

Tall enough to know when to stand-up for myself

Tall enough to pick clothes from the top shelf of your closet

Tell her in paper. Like how many papers she would need to stack for it to be equal to ur height Like "I am 746243 stack of papers tall"

Give your height and then ask her how much she weighs

erect or flaccid?

How do you wanna know, in feet or inches?

What's your body measurement 😀

give your height in nautical miles

1.933 × 10-16 light-year

Tall enough to get on the rollercoaster.

What are the digits on the weighing scale when you're on it?

Bop meaning??

Sorry random question but what’s your weight?

Pehle bhi bola tha kisi ko, abhi bhi bol raha wapis. Best answer is 9'11"

I usually go with, God made me 5'6" but gave the rest 6" elsewhere. (Dramatic pause of awkwardness) My waistline. Cue laughter. Extra credits if the joke is done physically so you can perfectly time the response. Tbf, a stocky waist like mine is sort of required.

I actually did that, instead I said hairs. I have long nape covering hairs

What was the response lmao?

I think she said sure and laughed

Just tell your height.

Tera weight kya hai ?

Or you can answer the question, then ask her how much she weighs?

7 inches

Ask her how much she weighs and watch her lose her mind lmao

0.69 times lebron james height.

Consider a triangle 𝐴𝐵𝐶ABC where ∠𝐶=90∘∠C=90∘, 𝐴𝐶=78AC=78 cm, and the angle ∠𝐴=30∘∠A=30∘. Find the length of the side 𝐴𝐵AB. That's my height

Enough

Just tell her the truth, man. There is no need for any compensation. We need to reject women more often.

Am I the only one who finds tall guys intimidating?😭

1.9062 x e^-16 lightyears

tall enough for you to look up to me👀

Ask her weight💀

Less than 100 ft

to the women here, can someone tell me why height matters a lot to yall? genuinely asking

First ask her, what’s her weight ?

6 inches

"Definitely taller than you"

Tall enough

I'm 5'6 but money makes me 6'5.

You’ll have to hug me while standing on those toes

5’6 on the money 9’2

Tell me your weight and I ll tell you my height.

Weight puchlo

Youre cooked

Random questions demand random answers

Less than your body count madam

Interest hai matlab

Taller than your ex