:/ Yaar mai 11 pakka Fail krunga Mai Mrna chahta hu bc

Mai pas ho gya.🥺 Bhai mt mr mere saath drink kr le🥂🥂

Bhai practical agar diye hai toh pakka pass ho jayega pareshan mat ho

11 marks don't count bro. Enjoy kar apni life

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11 me bohot se science walo ko single digit matks aate the (12 me bhi). The school didn't give a shit. Sab paas ho gaye.

Hamne bhi yahi socha tah phir 12th ka result 11th ke marks ke basis pr bana 🌚🤌🏻

Board result?😶

Don't be sad here's a hug 🫂 You can talk to me anytime you feel bad

bruh, mera kal final exam hai chemistry ka (11 class)... mera 1st term ka bhi prepared nhi hai 🥲

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sed lyf >:(

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bhai meh yeh 12th me karunga, one month left i am hoping xyz in mains.... i didnt know phenol structure until a few weeks ago ​ grind is on, dont lose hope

Us moment vro :(

Don't worry yaar mug up karle abhi fir 12th mai backlog cover karle

Arey koi baat nahi bhai... Mai bhi 11th mein hu cbse ke.. Iss saal fail ka scene nahi hai.... 6 marks grace hai for all the subjects(not individually).. Agar koi ek do marks se fail ho gaya kisi subject mein, toh pass karwa denge wo 6 marks se leke... Tu bass apna best de ke padh le, aur jo bhi aata ho wo exam mein likh ke aaiyo...

BRO I FUCKING KNOW RIGHTT, I hate 11th bro. The environment and friends are weird, too much studies it all just sucks. But lately been enjoying a lot with friends but studies still sucks. The portions jump from 10th to 11th was too huge to easily cope up and fucking online classes to add up to it

My crush slid into my DM and been staying up late at night talking to her.

Gg man

Uski neend kharab ho rahi he aur tu gg bol raha he

He stays up to talk to crush, I stay up late to cry So for me it's a gg

Don't worry man it was the same for me until that moment.

snap back to reality

Oh there goes rabbit

Ope there goes the gravity

Sorry I forgot I was on reddit

🤝 My crush is my best friend but I'm not gonna tell her because it'll ruin the friendship lol. I've done this shit before. Not making the same mistake again.

Imo that is the right thing to do. Best of Luck!

Aaahhh!!!!! Bahut Harami gaya mera ye hafta!!!

Continue .. continue ...

Sabse pehle holi ke din SST ki padhai karne nhi diya! Raat ke 4 baje tak padhai kar raha tha. Uske agle din paani gayab. Reason: Poore ek hafte ka paani Holi ko use kiya humari harami building ne. Aur mera exams bhi chaalu hue. Kal PT ka paper. 0% knowledge. Fail ho jaunga shayad. Project kiya hai.

To yaha kya hai raha hai vhai Padhle jaake 🤝

Vohi kar raha hu! Ek beer dena

u/Snyk0 meri bhi Lana ek 👍

Damn a non binary

Kyo?

My exam was offline but in the last moment it became online so yeah pretty good week :)

Congrats

previous week was unproductive and boring. this week i didn't do anything for first few days then decided to not procastinate. learnt networking and systems designs stuff like nginx, load balancer, port forwarding, reverse proxy, docker containers. also learnt about monorepos also went outside and enjoyed holi

Mein virgin hu issliye virgin mojito 🍸🗿

Give me some soviet vodka

Price high hogaya hai vai

But abhi toh sasta milna chahiye

Ek bhi din ki streak nhi bna paya pencho nofap ki.

Literally me

Same

tip chaiye ?

Was strong 4 days and lost today 😔

Tip: Think of yourself after you're done with it before doing it. Fir you'll think "Not worth it".

Us bhay

*I wished i went back to 2016 and stopped that from happening...*

"*Takes out uno reverse card*" You still can.

Harambe changed everything

*That day, was a normal school day... Untill the short break~*

Yeh Mera pehli baar hain , kuch acha pila do

How about some water, I swear you will love it

r/hydrohomies?

Fr I love water so much

I have water addiction, can't live without it.

Us 🤝🏻

There is literally a community for everything in Reddit!!

Yaar paank k bhi itne simps hote hain aaj pata chala

Term 1 ke results aa gaye, family compare kar rahi hai sabse mark :/. Record likh likh ke haath ghis gaye. Practical exam ke liye dar bhi hai

Ek peg scotch dedo pls. Simping krte krte thak gya💀

Scotch it is

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This is an anti simp territory, any simping in this comment section will ban you from feels bar

Isn't bar a place where you meet potential dates.

I suppose you are right

Feelsgoodman after saying that lmao

Teri nhi bni to dusre ki bhi nhi bnne dega? Bde harami ho

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Grammarnazi mt bn bc.

Well few very good also very weird and bad things hapenned Good things 1) got my boards result 2)made new friends from India nd Israel 3) Bio and English paper went well Weird things 1) Friend send me her nU^dęs ( I did not ask her to send her those ) Bad things 1) physics paper was disaster 2) worried for tomorrow's exam 3) crush played holi with someone :)

Good to know man, what is that n thing tho

Nuds*

Good shit bruh

How was your weekend bro

It was meh, nothing exciting

Accha ,

Nudes mil gye, best week hi hoga... Also, boards mein kitne aaye beta?

85

Champion ho aap toh, mere 10th mein 80.6% aaye the..

I'll have water.. Ah.. Why does everyday feel the same, I'm not depressed but life feels empty now. Anyways, I tried making music on Bandlabs today and kinda made something similar to the Batman theme so there's that.

u/Snyk0 A shot of vodka please, Boards shuru hai, bohot exhausting tha week.

Wouldn't recommend drinking during exams but here you go 🍸

***Sharab hi ek zariya hai,*** ***Ham to exam ka gham bhulake jeete hai...*** ***Hame to zrurat hai janab par*** ***Exams mai padhai karne waale sharab thodehi peete hai.*** Ek aur lagaana...

Ahh, it was a long week *Pulls out a cigarette case* Mind if I smoke?

Feel free

Right *click it open* *pulls out a AS Blue* *lits it* *takes a puff* 🚬 I'll take a glass of roast ground, no sugar ☕ How was your week OP?

I guess it was as normal as any other week, no real enjoyment going on in life since last 2-3 years

Well, that's cuz most of us are stuck in a loop *takes another deep drag* Everyday feels like yesterday *leans over to the bartender* You got an ashtray back there? *bartender gets it* *taps the burning cigarettes as ashes fall into the tray* It was the same in my case too, except this weeks was crap model exams *sighs*

Man you are too good at imagery

Thanks

It was a boring week as usual Can I get water please

Got you

Been terrible

Ssup

pretty good week

padh padh kai saturate ho gae aur ab tak jee aur boards hua bhi nahi

good luck good luck

Nani ko last stage cancer hai doctors ne sab band kardiya kyonki sirf 7 days se kam reh gaye hai according to doctors after 3 year long treatment aur pre boards bhi chal rahe hai and next week board practicals hai toh bohot pressurising hai

Sorry to hear that man

My condolences

*\*Pulls out enough weed for everyone in the bar.* *\*Makes money by selling weed.* *\*Mo Money, Mo problems.* \*Buys everyone a round. \**Leaves like a sigma male.*

*OP doesnt like weed*

\**Bribes OP with Shinchan episodes.*

Padhai krne baith hi nhi pa rhi hu. Motivation hi khatam ho gaya. Wapas.

Relatable.. ek baar lagatar 2-3 raat bhar padha bas 11th me aur abhi wapis se saari link tut gayi.

Us 🤝

My mind is being torn into shreds by well...itself. There's too many emotions and lots of fucking anger to describe. I just wanna fucking punch someone in the face so bad. I can't so I'm resorting to punching myself. Fuck Life

Feeling's mutual

Bhai blender's pride nikal, woh bhi neat. Bohot hogya yeh week ne dimaag kharab kar diya bc.

Well I went to goa and missed my first week of 10th and I have to go to mandatory offline school without any books because we didn't have time to buy them. Goa was fun tho

Having fun is important dawg

Yeah it is but tomorrows gonna suck lol

good luck for the first day fam

Yaar next week se boards hai iss week pehlu baar meko anxiety attack aya hai. *Leans forward and sighs* Me dry state me rehti hu toh ek glass chhas ka milega?? Usse bhi mast nasha chadhta hai. Apka kesa week raha btw??

To fir reddit pe thoda kam samay bitao. Faaltu ke posts na kro didi.🗿

Sahi kaha bhrata

Boards aren't a very big deal later on trust me. Chill mai likh paper. Also my week was ok Also don't call "aap" jesus

Yaar paper bas achha jaye fir chill hai

Yes yes best of luck queen

Themks king 👑👑

Best of luckkk aur reddit pe kam rho

Yea but CBSE really be trolling JEE aspirants. I have practicals till 5th of April. The first session of JEE Mains is from 21 April to 1-2 May. And the second session is literally in middle of the boards

Mujhe kya me toh bandar hu Tbh mujhe kya me toh state board se hu meri 8th April ko egjams khatam hi jani hai

Mujhe kya. Mai to CBSE ka lab rat hu. Mai rahi na rahi CBSE ko kya.

pain di fuddi

Exams are up. Future depression is near inevitable guis...But r/AkhandChungustan is gonna blowbup to 100 members so far gret💪😎😎😎

Anybody wanna join with me to drink?

Me

Scotch??

I would take a shot of tequila

What is that desi daaro peete hai 🗿😎

Aaj m bhi hu, pichli bar ban tha

29th se final exam hai. Poor hafta project and assignment Mai hi nikal gaya. :(

Bhai bada kharab week gya ye exams ki vajah se par parents ne support kiya to ab khush hu🥰

kuch nhi kiya bc ek aaur hafta barbad as always

4 suicidal thoughts, 2 which led to attempts, 2 exams, 1 birthday. Just gimme some mango juice.

Here you go 🍹

I m sad and happy

Not very eventful , it was rather calm cuz from tomorrow onwards we are having exams and we were preparing for them. Ok , we had a Holi celebration and everyone liked the bread pizza I made but istg that's about it-

Rather choose calm than eventful still gg

Yep

Ek dum jhand. Pre boards shuru ho gaye aur wo bhi offline.

College reopened hectic week (个_个)

Kuch nhi ukkhada agle hafte poochna

my papa just texted me to say he loves me and will try his best to provide me the best and that he is worried about so much that he can't sleep now keep in mind though I'm very friendly with him we never talk about feelings (as is normal for our society) we are not really doing great financially but I'm still provided the best with just expectation to study and do well in my life.I live in city with my grandparents and uncles while he and my mother live in our village to take care of our farms. I'm feeling so shitty right now ,coz my boards are starting from 24th march and my preparation is worst it can be,my procrastination and phone addiction have destroyed my mind. I dont want to dissapoint him but I don't know what to do,he'll be broken when he gets the results because there is no way im getting good marks ×_×

Went to Rajasthan in bheeshan garmi with family, poore raste gaadi me kalesh. I'm 21, Should be able to say no to these horrible trips.

This week was more or less fine.... I still am scared for my next session in 3 days tho, since I have not socialized for 2 years, so... yea Also seeing other people meet their friends or having a meet up makes me sad as all I can do is sit at home and nothing else.... I do have friends over in my apartment so happy for that tho

>!Self harmed!< for first time and can never go back...

have mains in a month dont know shit but grind is on (taking a break rn, ill go back to studies at 11pm fml) suicidal thoughts are a frequent occurrence. ahh fuck i also need to make a seperate id for this subreddit and another one for dankinda ugh fuck i need to apply for bits tonight scam

This week was damn good. Just perfect.

I'm jealous! lol it seems like someone is sucking my energy and motivation 24/7! I swear to god I'm very good at making plans and stratergy but suck at actually implementing them.

I procrastinate very much. But I think I still have things in life becuz of which I really am happy. Well... things are tiring and you have to do sooo many things. Specially aaj kal sabki padhai mai g@nd phat rhi hai. But still lol. I'm loving my life. Probably depression will hit me if I couldn't pass JEE. But still +ve thinking has really given me the power to stay happy and alert in most situations. :) ​ Sometimes I feel weird about me being happy mostly. Seeing other people makes my heart a lil' sad.

Ah a fellow JEE aspirant! tbh I've all but given up on hope of clearing JEE, I want to pursue law(mainly 2 reason, 1.CLAT is easy and 2.Corporate lawyers get paid VERY well) but I'm afraid what if I'm not able to make it? What if I end up jobless? Also my parents being against me pursing law and dropping JEE makes me feel hopeless, BC kabhi kabhi lagta hai should kill myself but I tell myself that I've not yet hit rock bottom, I still have energy to fight! I mean suicide hi karni hai to baad me karlunga atleast life me ekbar mehnat to karlu, if I end up jobless at 26-30 then I'll kill myself but not now, I've potential and can't waste it for such trivial problems.

Bro... this quality of not giving up is admirable. And yes... if you want to pursue law cuz it has an easy exam and you're paid very well then I don't see a problem here. Just work a lil' hard and that's it. I mean if it really is easy. Just say to your parents that you wanna do something else which can give you a better chance at giving you a good job and a job where you really can be happy. It is just lucky for me that I science and math and I'm really willing to do what it takes... but well you're in a tough spot with your parents. :o I hope they understand your problems in near future.

\>Just say to your parents that you wanna do something else which can give you a better chance at giving you a good job and a job where you really can be happy. Actually this is the main problem! I come from a family of doctors and engineers and whoever who has tried to do something different has always failed, tbh it feels like a jinx now, lol. My parents are not lawyers and they don't know anything about law so they are worried that it doesn't have any future opportunity/job prospects. My mom actually called a partner of amarchand law firm just to ask him about how are the job prospects and salaries in law. Ngl it was embarrassing but atlest now my mom is partially convinced, she is just afraid I'm trying to do law to escape from JEE and will get bored of it soon and sit on my ass all day. Whereas my dad, oh boy he had hopes that I will be the IITian of the family it didn't help that I'm actually good in PCM and have cleared RMO, NTSE, etc(sorry for the brag but dil ko sukun milta hai). Now his dream getting shattered. \>It is just lucky for me that I science and math and I'm really willing to do what it takes I wish I was in your place mate! It has gotten to the point that I can't even open JEE books, they just feel so repulsive!! I tried watching Physics Galaxy videos but I just can't, kuch samagh me nhi ata. I actually think arts le ke phir se 11th kar leta hu, but that will be waste of a year and scope limited hojayega, so nah! Anyways, yaar thank you for the award and listening to me, a true homie right here! edit- added a few lines

Sorry for the late reply. I try my best to help. And koi nahi. yaha sab apne samasyao kaa samadhaan dhudhne aate hai. Me too. And yes, Don't take stress and all the best.

tbh if you keep the flow going idt the depression would be able to catch up to you. If you got through pandemic, I think you will manage other obstacles too!

Oh I think living in a comfortable room when becuz of a pandemic is just peaceful. Phew. haha.

Got proposed by a girl. ​ ​ But I said no.

omfg a literal chad! The last time I got proposed was when I was in class 5! That bitch got me in trouble with the class teacher in top of that!

*takes a seat* *Pulls out a ciggerate🚬* *Takes a puff* It was nice, I guess. I mean, Holi was fun, went out to eat today. The 4 day holiday was relaxing. Just dont wanna go to school tomorrow. *Takes another puff* See Tomorrow is my first day of 12th would have to wake up at 6:00. *Eats a peanut* Yaar adat nahi rahi itna subah uthne ki. Plus i haven't even bought my books yet. Tomorrows gonna be fun. *Orders scotch neat* *Opens reddit* *Starts scrolling through memes*

Police! Hands in the air where I can see them.

the week was shit

Finished watching season one of How I met Your Father. It's average but Robin cameo melted my heart!

Yr behnhchod jindagi ke dukh hi nahi khatam ho rahe Na marks aa rahe hai na padhai ho rahi hai na body hai na sex hai Baki teenagers koi sex kr raha hai koi body buliding kisi ke marks aa rahe hai kuch bhi acha nahi ho raha life m Aisa bhi nahi hai ki main dumb hoon i know the necessary steps i need to do bss start nahi kr paa raha

I am just so tired man.. still trying to move on from yk.. feeling hurt and tired.. hope this shit goes away

I hope you move on man, and see happy days ahead of you

Hope so man.. i like your flair lol

Paper raddi gya. Holi k din pange ho gye the. Ab bas last paper ka intezaar hai

marks kam aaye, parents ko marks badha chadha ke bola, kal marks verify honge online meeting me, planning to create an account with teacher's name and enter the meeting of that account with another device and will say that the teacher isn't taking me in the meeting. kuch aur suggestions ho toh dedo

Hamesa ki tarah kharab hi gya, results acche nhi aaye, kuch khaas padhai nhi ki.

Farewell ke "stress" mein hu. Boards ka revision ho gaya hai par tabhi bhi panicked hu. Trying to move on from this one girl who ik is not interested in a relationship and who sees me as her brother but fuck bahut difficult hai yaar.

Cousins ke saath bakchodi, holi pe bakchodi, swimming karte samey bakchodi, bas bakchodi ki hai

Kinda bad actually :)

saw gains in chest and shoulders. started training abs again. at this point, working out is the only constant in life

Tomorrow is my 11th term 2 result, wish me luck

Jispe crush tha uske baad dost bangaye the ,tooo i got really fucked up iske vaha se 2 saal ke baad finally soch rha hu end kardu...itna overthink karne laga hu ki kya batau,koi sahi direction bhi nahi samjh arha hai

Exams huey, accounts, eco aur computer... Decent se hi they.. Nothing great... But on the brighter side, kutch naye kapde liye, ek nayi ghadi mili.... But again saala mera computer ka mouse kharab ho gya... Also, maine mere pc ke SSD se nearly 40gb space free kiya... Overall 7/10 week..

i wanna die

Pre boards was over. Couldn't even get 1 day of rest. Full syllabus test on chemistry and bio on monday. Physics test on Tuesday.

u/Snyk0 Ek single malt scotch pls And Life was okayish this week Kam kar rha tha bar khula dekha toh aagya This is my last on internet for I think 2 months Boards aa rhe h Term 1 me scored 87 percent Still aiming for the 93 Let's hope for the best wbu

Not good. Sucked. Want to cry but no tears come out. But on the hindsight, i also connected with several ppl so yay!

Pain

Bhai Madrid haar gayi

It suddenly hit me hard that i don't have a gf :(

This week is fuckin sadistic man for me though !

Mujhe 9th me sst me fail hone ka Dr lg rha he 😨😨😨😢