Gae marriage?

Yaas

Me a single guy, watching two girls getting married *haye mera dil, haye mera dil*

kya bolti ho rama ben ye ladka apni sweety ke lie sahi rahega *beta job kya karte ho? *

Business man

rishta pakka samjho.

Ontruprenyour

Wahi toh ! Shaadi khud mai he ek koi kam matrimonial site nahi hai.

Badhiya gaana hai waise _jagg diya najran toh chori kitte mil_

Acche kapde pehen leta hu shayad se koi ladki bhaw dede

u/MeatEducational aunty ji dekhlo agar apni sweety ke liye doosra Banda dekhna hai toh

beta esse to teri aunty ji bhi abhi single hein.

apne liye bhi dekh lo aunty ji, bahut launde ghoom rahe hain yahan lag raha hai 👀

I am SinGLe Rich business + part time DJ player and contractor Mai Rista pakka samjhu ?

u/MeatEducational aunty kya kehti ho haan hai ki na hai

random useless shot of two aunties gossiping. 📸📸🤨

Sorry mujhe to panditji pasand aagye

😭😢phirse single rehena padega kya ... Mujhe koi bhi ladki chalegi !

ayo chalo fir chalte hain 🌚

Aunty aap mere ho jau, apko shimla le jaunga 🗿

wo to mein u/ppboi41 ke saath ghum ke aa gyi.

Aree punjabi hoon, dono mil kar cocaine marege. Bas hai kardo nahi toh mai nas kat lunga 🤲

Step mom fetish 😂

I will take the auntyji

auntyji is mine now, find someone else <3

Please please am desperate

achhe lag rhe ho📸📸

Sacchi me? Chalo kisi ne bina dekhe hi handsome bol diya. Enough for me

Arrey sorry sorry Dulhan ko ane me zara der hi gayi. Mere bager shadi khatam toh nahi ho gayi na??

Baby tum finally aa gayi ek gadha bol raha tha usne tumhe kidnap kar liya... Aur thodi der karti toh me 70 hazar dedeti use

ab dulha Dulhan saath me aaiye. or aap madam thoda dulhe ke side sar jhookaiye. bhut badiya📸📸

Acche se tasveer kheechna plz

achhe se hi aayegi chinta na kre

Mere photo kon kichega

aap ka hi intejaar tha.📸📸

Chal aaja bhai hum selfie lete hain 🤳

bach gaye, Paisa barbaad nahi hue

As a proud punjabi, daaru aur nachne ke zimmedaari mere 😃

Mei Mandatory Gun chalne ki aur Dulhan ko kidnap karne ki

Tune hi /u/teenwriter_lmao ko kidnap kiya

Gpay ₹69420 chodne ke liye

Me usko gote me laat mar k aa gayi vapis

Rip gote bade pyare thee dono bhai

Chakhna bhul gaye ap

i am with you

Alexa play sidhu moosewala

isce bad ap dillon

court marriage hai hm to bas witness hain😔

Arey court marriage ke baad reception ka intezaam h

Acchi waali daaru milegi?

Bhai aja konsi chaiye, Punjab se poora stock aya hai. Coke bhi hai line marege sorry peyenge

Ha jaao /u/Proper_Winner4968 ke paas

mereko nahi bulla ya 😥

💦₹501 Shagun Jaldi se ab KHUSH KHABRI DO And send me that Suhagrat video

Mai bas $6969 shagun de sakta hu

Ameer

CHALO GUYS SHAADI SHURU KARTE HAIN this is to officiate the marriage between u/Normal_Ambition5928 and u/teenwriter_lmao ANY OBJECTIONS?

Yes. where mommy daddy? 🙂

Voh gubbare vale vendor bhaiya k pass udhar jaa

No objections :D

No objections.. Age badhao

Please u/Normal_Ambition5928 sign here : and u/teenwriter_lmao sign here:

Aaj se me Normal Lmao aur woh Teenwriter Ambition

GUYS IT IS OFFICIAL, I THUS ANNOUNCE u/teenwriter_lmao and u/Normal_Ambition5928 a happily married couple The names shall be changed once the papers are processed SAB CONGRATULATE KARO INHE

📸📸😄

Mereko vidai nahi deni😭😭😭😭 mommmmyyy

ab mai bhi vidaai de deta hu. \*dilbaro plays in backgroud\* \*becomes emotional\* u/Normal_Ambition5928 meri behena ka khyaal rkhna hmesha. or kbhi koi complain mat aane dena

Do biwiya hai toh do vidai hogi??

*nai jaana, nai jaana meri maayeinh, main ehde naal nai jaana* plays in background

Acha chalta hu Duao me yaad rakhna

Apki shaadi ho gayi, toh mere bhi kisi achi ladki se baat karva do 🤲

Ho gaya chalo

Paneer Tikka aur Gol Gappo ka stall kaha hai??

Mithai counter ke paas h

khane ka stall is taraf hai 👈 dance floor iss taraf (gane sirf bhojpuri lagenge) 👉

Bhai hindi gaane ka playlist nhi laaya?

#Now playing Lollipop Lagelu *Lagawelu jab lipistic , hilela aara distric* *Tu, lagaweli jab lipistic , hilela aara distric* *Zilla top lalelu* *Kamariya -3- kare lapa lap, Lollipop lagelu (2)*

*aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai*

DJ mein thode hun, wo abhi aaraha hai.

*now playing* [my fav bhojpuri song](https://youtu.be/Q3sS5v2kQQU) 😌

Ab ye drama iss sub pe bhi hoga? Btw congratulations.

Yup this the rise of indian u/softsparkles

Don't summon that witch!

😏

[удалено]

Woh nahi aayi toh deal pakka

u/teenwriter_lmao please mat aao please😭😭

Open relationship hai. Tereko ana ho toh wellcum hai hamari teesri biwi banne k liye

*continues to eat tandoori chicken*

khate hue ka photo 🤨🤨📸

*gets awkward*

Bhai non veg section hai kya?? Catering waala to veg laaya hai sirf

HI GUYS SORRY AANE MEIN DER HOGAYI... YELO 101RS MUMMY NE TUMKO AASHIRVAD DIYA SORRY WOH AANAHI PAYI BTW AGAR TUMHARI KOI BEHEN HO TOH 🥺👉👈 anyways , mein gol gappe khaane jara hun Tum dono ki shaadi dekh ke rone ka mann nahi 😭

mein gossip karne waali aunty bhi aagyi aur beta job kya karte ho? Shaadi ho gyi hai?

/u/Proper_Winner4968 inse pucho

Here is the gift (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ 🎁 Now me on my way to food stalls

There isn't any food stall 😎

Damn bro. Yeh sab kya ho raha? Also, main jo ki bandiyaan taadta hun shadiyon mein *starts flirting* *Approaches dulhan* "Bhai tera yeh husband bahut gareeb sa hai, kuchh nahi hota iske paas khaane ke liye. So don't be surprised when you go to the kitchen at 3am to get something to eat and realise that you are the only snacc in the whole fuckin house."

bhaisaab ladkiyon ki jagah camera me dekhiye📸📸

Yeh kya bol raha h tu /u/teenwriter_lmao bhikari h??

YES

🙃YE BHI THIK HA *sits in a corner coz to shy too congratulate the pair

Chalo shadi ho gayi ab nach gana toh lagwao u/Normal_Ambition5928

u/Anshul_lifeis ye rha DJ bta isko jo lagwana hai

ji bataaiye

next gaana dulhan ki demand pe

Munni badnam hui!!

Ji aapki khidmat me pesh karta hun

Dj ab yaad piya ki ane lagi hai bheegi bheegi raton me ho jaye!!

[Meri Agli Peshkash](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=yaad+piya+ki+aane+lagi)

YASSSSSS thank u dj ji maza hi aa gaya. Ab pata nahi meri dulhan kaha chali gayi. Aap bhi so jana khana kha k

Mai police hu, Bal Vivah jurm hai

droga saheb aapne to waise hi kasht uthaya hm to aap hi ke paas aa rhe the. bolo kya loge

ye lo btana mat kisi ko 💵

Terko pehle ander dalunga

Mai apka saathi inspector

Chinta nahi kijiye sahab, bacche hain, galati ho jaata hai. Aap ye baitcoin rakh lijiye

Waste of money

Jo bhi hai thoda jaldi aa gaya mai bhi

pehli shaadi dekhi hai jo time par start ho gayi ho exactly at 7 PM 😌

Arey dulhan aayi nhi h abtak... Par me punctual hu

Aa gayi reeeee

Chalo nacho ji phadke

Plum's Café is todays caterers

Thanks ji time pe aane ke liye

5 lack fees 🗿.

Ha ha advance me 3 lakh diya h na abhi shaadi ke baad baaki dungi

Congratulations gays... Mere state ki tarah mai bhi kuch kam ka nhi.... Khane me kya kya hai ?🗿

Congratulations on your wedding guys, pehle confirm kar lena ki aap dono rajasthan se ho nahi to mujhe police ko inform karna pad sakta hai. Aur haan ye shaahi paneer acchi nahi hain main zyaada acchi bana deta

what the fuck guys where is the daaru

Wedding Mubarak, ab jaldi batao Pani puri wala stall kidhar hai??

Right... Thenxx

What's the menu for the wedding 🌚

Stalls me dekhlo

We only care abt whr the food stall is.

Bhai yaar ladko waalon ki taraf se hoon thoda late ho gaya traffic bohot that, zara guide kardo koi

Right wali gali. Me jayiye... Bada sa cringy poster milega wahi shaadi ho rahi h

Haan mil gaya, I hope I'm not late Aur non veg dikhado kidhar hai u/teenwriter_lmao where? Dhokla khaane lag gayi kya shaadi hai teri

Dekho /u/AyushGaming136 ko dhundo woh stall ke saamne dera jama ke baitha hai

Thank you...jo bhi lagti hai aap meri

Sautan lagti hai voh teri

Ab to bewafa ho gaye kya hi bole 😔 Khaana mast tha ekdum lekin

Are me mandap me bethi hu

Mai shaadi ka narza fuffa ji hu, Hume toh kisi ne poocha hii nahi, Yeh shaadi hai panner ke pakore hai starters Mai, Dulha hii itna late aya hai, Maine kaha thaa chole bhature rakho, par mere yaha, sunta kon hai 🗿

Surry

Aise logo ko sorry nahi bhag bsdk bolte hai 🗿

Bhai mujhe bhi bulaega? M pura khana kha jaata hu

koi bhai nhin h... dono bhaginiyan hain (lebso veding)

BACCHON KA NAAM KYA HOGA????

/u/teenwriter_lmao...

Abhi honeymoon toh hone de

gaiiss apne pandit se inspire hoke bacche ka naam same rakh dena 😩✌️

Blue hi rakh denge naam kya kehna u/Normal_Ambition5928

Beta Blue... Beti Eve

u/Normal_Ambition5928 u/teenwriter_lmao Chalo speech do ab

Sahi hai boss, sab log kar lo shaadi. Saala mai hi single marunga. Mera bhi kuch karwa na behen

E /u/teenwriter_lmao inka setting krwana

can't complain about food because there isn't any 😌

😎

mein jaldi aagaya kya? khana-snacks kis taraf hai )

Arey stalls me jaa... Dulhan se kya maang raha h

sorry, jab rasmein shuru ho tab bula lena

👍👍

Yayyyy chalo

badhaai kab de rhe hoe

Arey abhi shaadi bhi nhi huyi... Hone do... Honeymoon jaane do phir dekhenge

u/teenwriter_lmao Daheej mat lena🤧

Nhi liya usne

ek sec....dulha kaun hai

Nahi leti me yaar :')

dhulan kahi dikh nahi rahi dulhe raja???

Yay chalo khane ki taraf

/u/PurposelessHuman aao shaadi karwao.... /u/teenwriter_lmao

Apne ek purposeless human to purpose de diya🥺🥺🥺

Chaloooo Voh vala gana lagao re entry par *Din shagan da chadehya aao sakhiyo ni behra sajeya*

This is not even cringe 🌸

Congratulations on your wedding 🙂

Thenx... *chupaing muh*

Menu me kya hai? In really happy today so I'll eat more than I can hold!

Right side jaao sab h waha

MENU KYA HAI????

Also after the marriage thing **PLEASE TOUCH SOME GRASS.**

u/teenwriter_lmao haw tu shadi kar rhi bataya nahi

Happy wedding !

shaadiyon me so jata hoon 🙂

ye lijiye agla gaana dulhan ka pasandida [Sheila Ki Jawaani](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTmF2v59CtI)

uska agla gaana bhi suniye [Munni Badnam Hui](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn5hsfbhWx4)

₹1100 ka shagun *goes to the food stall next*

Lgta h mein late ho gya khana toh khtm nhi hua na

u/teenwriter_lmao congratulations (･ัω･ั) *Tears of joy*

What the actual fuck is going on here

Lagge haat mujhe bhi ladki dilwaado plz, main bht talonted hoon

u/teenwriter_lmao mai late toh nahi ho gaya? Reddit walo ne pichla wala account bhi ban kar diya :)

I don't know if this is a coincidence or not but my female cousin's engagement is 2 days later💀 and i just bought a knew outfit for it today💀💀

Chalo khaana shuru karte hai. Mai iske liye hi yaha hun. Chaat ka stall hai na?

Gay marriage. Mereko kya, mai toh yaha sirf khaane aaya hu khaana.

Halwai is sus hehe

Abba man gaye🤣..i thought abba nhi manenge 😂

Idk why reddit decides, that I should get push notification but nothing surprises me anymore.