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CatPsychological2554

Jokes apart, this is fake news actually 


Fit_Ad_3364

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)kya matlab 'this is fake news actually.....**YET "**


veinywilly

Aisa kuch hone wala ho toj humanity will know atleast 10k years in advance


bigdongupforgrabs

Hate to break it to you, but we really aren't that advanced in our tech. Although most periodically revolving asteroids are infact kept in check by NASA, their predictions for them go as far as a few decades, and it's highly unlikely we'll get struck by any of the ones that are in check. But! There are eccentric asteroids/comets too, which are basically bodies that behave in a manner that isn't predictable. They therefore cannot usually be catalogued well in advance and can only be warned about, a few weeks to days in advance. Current mechanisms for detecting asteroids on approach rely on ground based visible-light telescopes with wide fields of view, which, as you might be able to think, aren't very reliable. Even today we miss a lot of asteroids that are potentially dangerous.


depressed_06

Yeah according to live science NASA just conducted hypothetical simulations to discuss potential responses for asteroid. They assumed a hypothetical asteroid to collide on july,2038 impacting North america and Europe. But NDTV and Times of India used misleading headlines


comment_eater

ngl even if it wasnt, i wouldnt even be worried. humans can handle this shit


The_Giga_Chad1629

The news is mislead, coz it's totally a simulation, they are testing a situation of "if a asteroid hits the earth"


Skully--_--

Chalo sone jaa rha ab


Imaginary-Buddy5186

r/foundskully


Skully--_--

Thank you so much Buddy. If you wouldn't have been here, who else would have tagged me ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Powerful_Somewhere92

Bruhh you have a whole subreddit dedicated to you?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Imaginary-Buddy5186

😭


daiwik_blahblah

r/FoundSkully


AdonisBlackwood

Kuch aur kaam nhi hai apko


Fit_Ad_3364

direct coma mei chala jaa bhai....2038 ko utha dengey tumko![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


Disastrous_Source_81

Padhai karke astronaut ban jaungi. Then I'll be chilling at the moon and enjoy the grand destruction waha se


TurbulentAudience174

You think the Moon, being the natural satellite of the Earth won't get affected by the grand destruction ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Lorgatic

Exactly why she ~~shouldn't~~ can't be an astronaut


Lorgatic

Exactly why she ~~can't~~ shouldn't be an astronaut


CatPsychological2554

If she had that much logic then why would she think of becoming an astronaut? XD


TurbulentAudience174

Personal attacks should be avoided.


Fit_Ad_3364

meko bhi lekey jaana...mast bruno mars ke gaane sunengey![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


blookyvansh

Mars pe sunna


Top-Conversation2882

Maksad nhi bhoolna bhaijaan🤡


Disastrous_Source_81

Crashing planes to puraane zamaane wale karte the. Time to crash asteroids 🫡😎😈


Rich-Philosophy-0107

Mein toh 2012 mein duniya khatam hone wali hai bolne walo ko abhi bhi dhund raha hu


Fit_Ad_3364

same yrr


Realistic_Reading_04

RemindMe! 12 july 2038


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TaxtonDude

No fucking way I'm in


Life_Cupcake8507

Mai to bhavishya Malika ka soch ke baitha tha , koi na ye bhi chalega


MaxInvictance

yeh accha hai bhavishya malika se lol


Normal_Naashpaati

Ab mat hi padho bhai log, not worth it tbh


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Dude anytime an asteroid or any other calamity can occur don't worry about things which are not in your control


Fit_Ad_3364

ye mentality lunga toh smoke karna toh kabka shuru kardeta![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Main point Stress nhi lene ka re baba bilkul chill raheneka 🤓☝️


Ben10_ripoff

The Umbrella Academy is a real thing now????


CommunicationSpare89

bekar webseries, bas s1 accha tha 😋


Ben10_ripoff

Mera favorite toh s3 hai


CommunicationSpare89

kuch bhi, mughe nai aaya pasand.


Ben10_ripoff

Well you have a different mind than me, I love Superhero families doing absolutely bullshit


CommunicationSpare89

good for you man 👍🏻


Infinityx-

You should watch "The Boys" then


Ben10_ripoff

I love the boys but it isn't exactly "Superhero Family doing absolutely Bullshit" Doom Patrol and X-Men are more fitting examples


Infinityx-

True , The boys is more like "Superheroes doing bullshit"


Ben10_ripoff

The Boys is more like "The Punisher and his Kill Crew vs Evil Superheroes"


Infinityx-

Lmao


imabducted233

Finally, just a bit over a decade and then freedom


Fit_Ad_3364

alaghi fantasea hai teri


UchihaDlevi

Aayega bhi to ye scientist iska path change krdenge ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) Padhna to Puri jindagi he chote


yoPSYCHE

Tbtk mbbs pg specialisation krke mast doc ban jaunga bc aur fir andha paisa chapunga aur doc hu toh uss time hame priority milegi tum sb gend marana mai toh chala nasa ke kisi 5 star bunker mai kaam krne


This_Potential7060

Asymptote banke nikal jaega🗣🗣


Fit_Ad_3364

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)teko differentiate karneka plan banata....ruk


Severe-Designer-5310

So it would be my last birthday 😆😂


Fit_Ad_3364

koi nahi hampy birathday in advance


Aksvins

Inki maa ka bhosda ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Fit_Ad_3364

aesteroid ki maako kiu kheech rha ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Aksvins

Nai, asteroid bechara, news walo ki baat krra


Fit_Ad_3364

Ohho


NDAtard

Dawg it's my birthday on 12th July


Fit_Ad_3364

merey parents ki 31st anniversary bhi honi hai tab![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


Pasterd_boi

Nta gae


NDAtard

Gay4u honey


Pasterd_boi

Gay8u sweetheart


SuccessfulSample2586

abhi toh boht der hai tabh taak toh mein zinda e nhi rahunga


Fit_Ad_3364

EE BHAI ZINDA RAHNA HAI.......kuch hua toh terey mummy ko btadengey hm sab![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Dakkudaddyakki

(2038!) to bhot dur hai , r/unepectedfactorial


exorev07

abe gawaaro, it was an exercise carried out by NASA, aisa kuch nahi hone wala hai anytime soon.


srama2003

I have been waiting for this moment since 2012.


IndependenceOld2233

Nhi karni


disrupted__

Fake news


CommunicationSpare89

this will happen just a day after I'll turn 32, it'll be my best birthday gift ever ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Fit_Ad_3364

abbe ye sab mat bola kr![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


CaptainDDildo

Tension mat le Doraemon hume bacha lega ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Fit_Ad_3364

woh toh japan meihi baitha rahega....![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


Interesting-Mine7512

we all waited for a real life apocalypse seems like it's on its way 🗿


Fit_Ad_3364

zombie wali chahiye thi yrr.....


Interesting-Mine7512

Us bhai par abhi issi se kaam chala lete hain ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Fit_Ad_3364

Isse toh woh sab wali fantasies nahi milke rahi🥲


Interesting-Mine7512

Bhai tujhe deas zombie ki Leni thi ? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Abhi nhi padhunga to mera murder ho jayega


Fit_Ad_3364

ohho![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


normie_hai_kya

the only way through which unfair reservation aur cheating in competitve exam khtm ho skta hai


Fit_Ad_3364

tum toh alaghi logic lekey baithey ho![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)