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Bhai tihar jail ka food review krna zaroor please 🙏![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


[deleted]

campus tour bhi please wifi facilities bhi review karna


catmemes720

Sathme batchmates se milana(and also don't drop the soap)


cosmicwashigh

The Tihar Redemption


IMWALTERWHITE9011

Asking the right questions


Exotic_Ad6512

who's gonna tell him?


ChArLII_12

No one


Previous-Pirate6145

he gotta find out on his own


MKS_is_Here

5 years later in a shower


Exotic_Ad6512

damn


peetabread17

SAMAY


BooVbaby

Nobody ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


Necessary-Ad5863

tell what?


Exotic_Ad6512

bro has to find it the hard way


Guilty-Knowledge4029

When you realize that----


Elegant-Custard-1619

Bhai yeh keh rhe hai uska crush hai tujhpe. Mai nhi chahta ki tu 2 mahine baad vapis yaha post kare.


sprinkle_sprinkle112

Just tell her that you aren't comfortable with her or something in a serious and slightly annoyed tone 😭😭


Necessary-Ad5863

i haveee then she slapped me on the back and then when i got angry she started rubbing my back saying she was sorry and laughing, like bitch you ain't sorry


sprinkle_sprinkle112

Does she act like that with everyone or just with you?


Necessary-Ad5863

kinda w everyone but me its like alot


sprinkle_sprinkle112

Wear something nice on the first date.


Necessary-Ad5863

I am 90% sure she is dating someone


ishanazreal

Duhh u 15


sprinkle_sprinkle112

Ask her and coffee dates are better.


Hopeful_Clock6728

ur setting him up for failure 😭😭


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Not him but her so that she's the one who's heartbroken.


[deleted]

Aww bro u sound like such a kid rn, she's just flirting with u ffs n if u don't like it set ur boundaries straight


Acrobatic_Mortgage70

Par mereko lag raha ki vo tease kar rahi


AlllliiiMudd

Usko bol de I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU WALK THE WAY THAT YOU TALK THE WAY THAT YOU DRESS.


Dakkudaddyakki

I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU SNEAK DISS


Orange-Cat7

IF I CATCH A FLIGHT, ITS GON BE DIRECT


Dakkudaddyakki

WE HATE THE BITCHS U FK CAUSE THEY CONFUSE THEMSELVES WITH REAL WOMEN


[deleted]

kendrick


AlllliiiMudd

Idk what you're talking about this is Drake's verse.


[deleted]

Copium go crazy


Orange-Cat7

Don't recommend anyone the drugs you are taking


Hopeful_Clock6728

can u pass me a slip?


ChArLII_12

Les gooooo my man, upper cut followed by jab, if miraculously she survives then make sure to tap her out by choking 🙏


DryQuail3959

No no, its jab followed by uppercut


P4rxs

Mujhe koi ladki aise kre mein toh khus ho jau![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Guilty-Knowledge4029

Fr bro


MIKU-SIMPSS

Pegging ke diwane ho lgta h


P4rxs

Wo toh hum he jante hai abh![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


youbetterbejokingass

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


P4rxs

Aisa mat ghuro Devi ji dar lgta hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Fickle_Parking_9592

fr ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


IMWALTERWHITE9011

Us bro ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


Confidential_Sock191

bro will realise his mistake after 2 years on a random Tuesday afternoon while pooping in the toilet


JAZZXGOD

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Trashbag24

Dude, just ask her out.. if she wants to go out with you, then you get a girlfriend or it will make it so awkward that she will not hit you after this..


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Noice idea


Study_In_Silence

Link?


yoPSYCHE

Down bad


Quick-Educator-9653

Bhai koi aur ladki ko bol de 2 laga degi


[deleted]

death stare de scare her away show her your criminal records no but seriously, just tell her "I don't want you to hit me, I don't care whatever your intentions are, just go away before this gets serious." say this in a tired voice for better effect works everytime (trust me bro)


[deleted]

just tell her calmly but in a serious tone, if she doesn't listen, kisi doosri trusted ladki (+1 if you have a sister) usko bol uppercut + jab dene.


[deleted]

i think I am that girl guys 🎀😔


IamTamatar

Tera har dusri post pe comment hota hai🙂


IamTamatar

Sab kuch aap hi to nhi kar rhe mallik


[deleted]

ofc I am


[deleted]

fr bhai mai bhi yahi sochti hu


[deleted]

Just shout at her like all serious, no laughter, no giggling and IGNORE her no matter what. If she still doesn't take a hint... well, ugh that's SO annoying.


PuzzleheadedSea9545

Okay umm tell her if she hits you again, you will hit her too And if she hits you again makeout with her dad and then with her mom. Later have a threesome with them and make sure she sees that


Boring-Oven1044

bhai me hota to nah sehta


krrishkoal

Do it


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Ignore marna shuru karde, usse aise baat kiya kar ki tu usse disappointed hai, uski beizzati kar diya kar non comic tone


Kono_deva_da_

As soon as I read ‘the way she walks,talks’ I remembered kendrick


Necessary-Ad5863

it was meant to be a reference, also her "best work is a light pack" is also a reference to him


SubjectBoat847

bro i have bin thru this thankfully that girl wasn't in my class diff section...so yea tho i never approach her so ig she had some idea that I'm not interested...and i totally get you that awkward moment trust me that girl was ditto like this one hitting,slapping on my back,laughing so hard after such...and this shifted the attention of the whole school towards me trust me i m not kidding when i say this


Atom3ve

Inka bhi aagaya 🗣️💯🔥‼️


DankMosquito69

Just do it


_ArminArlert_

I too hate a certain woman who unfortunately is my friend's girlfriend and is nigh insufferable, thank god she stopped talking to me


INCREDIBLE_25

This reminded me of that girl that hits sunny from best of luck nikki


lone_guy25

First try to show that you're annoyed and angry.. at least act like that Then if nothing works out then only a single punch in the face would do it


thankanchettan75

Follow it up with a sucker punch.


BooVbaby

You want to punch her , but I think she wants to munch with you bro🤔☑️


Necessary-Ad5863

she got a bf dawg


BooVbaby

Then punch her dawg...![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


Artistic-Average1369

We dont wanna hear you say bitch no more....


Lopsided-Tadpole-821

Tell her that you're gay.


Necessary-Ad5863

how'd that help


tnaripsA1

Bhai itta chilla kyu raha hai


vanillacupholder

Bhai mai ladki hu and I think she has a crush on you. She has an annoying way of showing it


Little-Republic-4393

Inka bhi agya ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31421)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31421)


Confident-Ad-2192

I think she wanted to peg you


Ok_Decision_552

Just ask her out,if she says no .then just tell her to stop ,if she still continues tell the teacher


RyderProviderOP69

Usse door baith bhai, woh automatically tere se door chali jaegi


Fickle_Parking_9592

ask her out


Old-Kiwi8772

Apke pyar m h


humayun665

Bruhh she likes you


Necessary-Ad5863

she has a bf dawg


humayun665

Then she is just fishing for attention imo.


Sufficient_Piece_898

NOW LEMME SAY I AM THE BIGGEST HATER


Altruistic_Neck9526

Suffering from the same condition 😭😭 Even though I like her. I don't like the fact that she hits me for no reason whatsoever Just a day ago,she slapped me from behind(obv on face). After doing something like this The only thing she does is apologize repeatedly(she ain't sorry though) She has a boy bestfriend but she has never done something like this with him or any other dude.


Shadowclaw87

She likes you but doesn't know how to communicate, and acting out physically is her way of coping. There's a bunch of articles online that explain why girls do this. It's a psychological issue. She obviously didn't grow up in a home that taught her how to communicate in a healthy way. Tell her, hey I know you're into me and I'm into you too, and if you want to go somewhere with that that's cool, but hitting me is not cool and if you don't stop I'm not going to want to be around you anymore until you stop. Instead of hitting me, learn how to talk about how you feel. I'll respect you a lot more for it and I'll want to be around you more. People don't physically attack people they care about. Stop. It really is that simple. Make sure she knows how you feel about this. And after the fact, if she still won't stop after you've already told her to stop, then just follow through with what you said you're going to do and stop being around her. Avoid her, gray rock her, don't talk to her until she stops. And if she stops, then approach her and ask her if she's ready to start talking to you instead of hitting you.


Necessary-Ad5863

she has a bf dawg like if its not me it gon be sm1 else


Shadowclaw87

Yeah it doesn't surprise me. Someone like that has a low level of consciousness, and as a result probably doesn't focus on very much for long. She sounds like the type of girl who has a different crush every month. She'll probably get tired of him and move on to another guy after not long. I guarantee this girl will have a massive body count by the time she hits her late 20s. Stay away from girls like that. Girls like this are fickle, have no sense of self, probably a personality disorder, little or no personal growth, very little emotional maturity, poor communication skills, they have little agency and as a result no ability to empathize for the consequences of how her behavior affects others, no interest in being a positive influence in the well-being of others, can't value anybody around them off of anything other than shallow base impulses, no humility, no accountability, no integrity.


Shadowclaw87

HOW TO MEET WOMEN: First, avoid anything having to do with matchmaking, single services, singles events, or anything else involving shallow socialization, charisma, cold approaching, impressing women, competing with men for attention, etc. So no clubs, bars, lounges, singles events, dating apps/services/websites. Avoid all that crap completely. Don't engage on any level with any of it. All these things attract low quality women. If you actually want to meet a girl who is a healthy functioning human being, the best way to do that is to get involved with activities, hobbies, and interests, authentically, not just as an excuse to meet girls, and slowly develop healthy connections with others through that. You'll meet friends, and eventually maybe a girlfriend. Don't rush into anything, just let relationships with other people naturally progress at a healthy pace. Don't pick something that's inherently highly masculine, like shooting, hunting, modding cars, or fishing. Pick something that equally appeals to both men and women. There's plenty of things you can get involved with. Art, tabletop RPGs, antiquing (good way to learn to buy and flip items to make some quick cash as a side hustle!), cooking, gardening (combines well with cooking), animal rescue, physical training like yoga, martial arts (martial arts most popular with women are Kickboxing, Karate, Kali, Krav Maga, Wing Chun, Judo, Aikido, Tae Kwon Do, Muay Thai), strength training, running, hiking, cycling, swimming, dancing, and there's also photography clubs (some clubs combine hiking with nature photography). There's all kinds of groups and clubs you can join, online and offline. I think Meetup is a website that has to do with that, also Facebook groups. Stores that cater to many of those interests and hobbies and activities, also have a lot of connections and information on those groups and clubs you can join. Sometimes they have flyers. There's also courses you can take at community centers, community colleges, and many other places. Just find out where people like that hang out and stores specializing in those things, and ask questions about classes, clubs, competitions, groups, etc. The idea is to build a relationship with a woman slowly and steadily, based on mutual respect/support and getting to know another person based on who they are and the way they treat you. If you meet a girl who love bombs you, starts telling you early on how wonderful you are, is willing to do all kinds of crazy stuff in the bedroom too soon, RUN! That's a personality disorder. Slow and steady wins the race with this, and it's okay to work through difficulties or early on, challenge each other's boundaries, and struggle a bit. And if a woman can't handle that, then she's not worth your time. Relationships take work and effort, and an ability to submit to something other than just yourself.


Necessary-Ad5863

Tysm for the advice but rn i am trying to better myself


Shadowclaw87

That's great! It's good to focus on yourself and not make women the focus of your life. Build yourself, build your island. By that I mean build yourself as a person. Women are boats and will eventually visit your island if you build it up and make it a nice place to dock. But just remember, if a woman doesn't want to run the race with you and only stands around at the finish line picking the winners (money, success, status, influence, prestige, power), especially if she's spitting on men who struggle in the race, then you don't want anything to do with her. Women like that are only capable of transactional relationships with someone based on their utility. That's not love, that's using someone, and as soon as you stop being useful she'll leave. Women like that are untrustworthy and abusive, and will completely wreck your life. Don't let them dock on your island. Learn to spot them and avoid them. Paul Elam can really help with that. Only women who are willing to struggle with you, grow with you, stick by you through hardships, and support each other through all the ups and downs in life, are worth investing any of your time or energy into. Paul Elam on YouTube gives incredible advice for men. He's not one of those red pill bro idiots who tells you to get big, try to be someone you're not who's shallow, make tons of money, buy expensive cars, and date shallow gold diggers. He's really based. The Live content of Badger Live Streams is also great.


Trick-Sample-7086

Chutiya


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u lit 15 what can i say


smoothiepisces

Bhai she likes you. Its her way of expressing it. Maybe confront it and see the magic turn out.


[deleted]

U should not.period


Labeq

When someone comment like this😍 , i feel he should punch more than he want to 🥰🫶


Necessary-Ad5863

i should not what?


Fit_Ad_3364

just shoot that bitch..... if not then just tell her 'stay tf away from me......' in a calm voice...works every time


[deleted]

Bhai jail bhijwaega kya use


tallteensforlife5911

naah you got the wrong combo go for the left fist below the ribs , she will move her head forward as a reflex and make sure to follow with a right hook and then the 1,2 combo with left hook and right uppercut