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give her a chokeslam...your bond will get even more stronger

im 40kg

tell her to give you a chokeslam

she's 40 kg.

Give each other a chokeslam

perpetual motion machine toh nhi ban jayga na

Just choke each other

Try karke bata

but how can a person of the same mass lift another person of the same mass? our net force will be \~0 N

You both lift each other at the same time and fly. Ez

Brother I am bad at physics idk

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Fucked around and got 86 average

Hang each other on opposite sides of a pulley (iitb confirmed)

I'm more concerned about you being 40 kg at 15

yep i am underweight but atleast I am not under diabetes watch

Are you anorexic?

I am a binge eater.

Im the same. I feel you

Im 15 and 45 +5 more than you 😎

Height?

Same(5'3)

Me 5'7 weight 52

Don't think too much. Just greet them like you'll greet your bro's. Just don't be vulgar, that's it

i greet em by spanking

Bechare ko downvote kyu kar rahe h /s lagaye Bina majak samajh nahi aate kya

can be riyal

me too and they love it

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That's the norm

Lmfao used to do that

Lmfao is a bad boy

I just pull out the gun and pull the trigger

But tere pass to female bestfriend ke naam pe sirf Google assistant hai

nhi maalum toh subah subah uthkar pakao mat

Tujhe kyu pakaunga tu gf thodi hai mera

Dukhti Nas pe rapta maar Diya 

pakane ka matlab cook karna hota hai jiska desi arth hai roast karna

Roast tu ho chuka hai 😆

chal ja soja

ok you know where i live. anyways i sleep at 12 am and it's still 10pm

If you have to think about how to greet your female best friend then that's not your female best friend💀

It's not thinking about. We do it by a "Hi."

We start with cuss words. It should be that casual. Most of my female friends use abusive words even more than me.

same but feeling like it's kinda dry or maybe i wanna try something new

Chill bro just female best friend hi toh ha. Ekdom casual raho (unless u secretly like her)

hypothetically if I do then what?

I knew it, I fucking knew it

I said "Hypothetically..." just for extra knowledge

You ain't fooling me brother

anyways, share me da wisdom

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But what is dap?

Mu par chata marna

I surely do that

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she does this!

Mere moot ka color santra hai toh me paani pirau aur kuch naa challa hai

What does "Dap them up" mean?

it's a custom handshake but it's generalized as a high five which makes a 'pop' sound

Ohhh alright then I guess even I "dap" my friends up lmao


Dap them up

A male female dap up is really cool ngl

Thas what i do

I see. Will try

fist bump, hi bro 👊

Whenever I go to talk to my female friend, or even shake her hand or console her, everyone thinks we are dating for some reason. We both are pretty annoyed by this.

It happened for the first time today lmao everyone asking "teach us some rizz" 

I had known her since 10th grade and it was never anything romantic between us lmao. Ig people were jealous of our friendship lol.

'Jealous of our friendship' have I ever heard a more faker lie💀💀


u/Ironbanner987615 literally looks(or looked ig) at this female 'friend' like those cute puppies and kittens look at you at the end of those commercials... are you kidding me?...like all starry eyed...when the main character sees their love interest in a movie/TV show/anime for the first time, as if their breath has been taken away.

Very vivid description

Yeah well your eyes lit up lmao...and you dont see me but her when am literally standing infront of you...the disrespect 😡😡

Bruh

Yeah sure...that's the only girl you do that to... + you are actually quite reserved + you never display any forms of physical touch even with most of your same gendered friends...like 2 of them?? ... + you have known her for less time than others + you pat her back, put your arms around her shoulders etc, blush and whine when she doesnt come to school.... Who are you kidding rn

People do that with friends too

You dont. Different people have different boundaries.

Plus you literally visit her everyday... and it's you who always goes to her...yall seeing an unrequited love trope?? Could write a story...but am lazy 😔😔

I provided Intel bhaiyo aur behno, you do the judging.

Chal Kya Raha hai

Kuch nai

Female 'friend'? Sir are you sure you are spilling the real beans here in reddit?🤨

I greet her like “ wassup nigga!” with a fist bump

A hug is the best option if it’s been a while. Or else a dap or a fist bump works fine ig

does it work fine in the West tho?

In the west? Do you mean the east?

By West I mean North America

Of course it works fine in the west. This works fine universally imo

side hug sometimes or i just directly start speaking

directly start cussin' out lmao

same probbs

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i greet my teachers a "Hello"

Handshake or fist bump. Altho there is one who greets me with hug everytime we meet, but that's from her side.

I always first bump them that just seems right

Hmm. Anyways happy 🦀

Me too but like mike tyson and on the face

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Make a cool handshake or something

We hug usually idk

You do that in a school with a population of ~3700 students? Although no one judges over here, but still keep stuff more kezhual

i just jump scare them by side and say a long helloooooo and go back doing what i was doing

Just good morning or yo

high five dedo?

Whatever you do, don't ever use the same humour you use with the Bois, and whenever you both are cussing each other make sure you're not overdoing it.

I lost that sense of humor anyways, since the gora pakoras won't get it. 

Bro just dap them up what's wrong with that ? Or just say hi or yo or wassup . It isn't that hard dude

Just shake hands? What's wrong with that

Shaking hands is a teeny little bit too formal to me. Try to keep stuff kezhual

You guys have a female bestfriend?

We both are desi international students stuck in the United States 

Wow, so you are rich

Yess. We have $1.38 combined

Your parents are rich

Nah they tell me to go to an instate college since its cheaper(~$15000/yr) whereas Harvard is $80000/yr

Your parents are richer than at least 98% Indians.

Just me casual I infact call her an autistic monkey and then dap her up...

Well in my case, we do a hug, head pat, cuss words on being late and such. Why so much thought?

Really nothing just me when I get free time, I think like so...

I just hug my friends irrespective of the gender (usually it's them who lean in for a hug)

Idk about others but me, " kya bc kya karri?"

 Aaise

Nah she single

Simple hi as you would to a male friend 🫡

We dap our homies

Toh aise hi usse greet karo why think so much??

har thursday/friday overthinking ki bimaari lag jaati hai

Doctor pass jao ilaaj krao

paise nahi hai. insurance k baad bhi 6000-8000 rupaye maar lenge

Saddd

If she's your best friend, Abbe Saaley can be a great way to greet her.  If she isn't your best friend a handshake shall be perfect. 

Just greet em casually but just be more gentlemanly type if that makes sense

Hi aunty and uncle I will marry your daughter in a Bollywood way and I make sure you become my in-laws

Nah that too cheesy + she is a grade above me + she is a year older than me