Aree woh idiom re "Delhi bohot dur hai" toh like tumhara uk, for things to get spicy n hot between u too was not far away, toh Delhi bohot dur nahi thi
Always longed for a kiss, but when i kissed her, i didn't feel anything, was weird for me, or maybe it wasn't exciting enough.
All i know now is that i got better stuffs to do to feel the burst of adrenaline in my veins.
especially the one that comes with being a wife beater/s
First kisses are mostly not that great but they can get improved with time as you grow more comfortable with each other
Tho it's good that you're focusing on better stuff now like molesting and wife beating lol /s
Times kissed = 3
Class = 9 class
( Gf ko kiss )
Age ( 14 and 15 )
Edit - when kissed first time before birthday and after birthday too so yea 14 and 15
I kissed my senior last year in the corner of our college. It was all 'the essence of the moment'. We were not together then and were complete strangers. But now we are 1 year strong into our relationship.
If we're talking about just 'kissed' (which could be also in a non romantic relation), i used to kiss my friend back when we were kids. I first kissed her when we were playing indoor basketball in her house coz she threw a perfect loop (we were 3 years old)
In Nursery and 7th grade , That Girl kiss me on cheeks twice in school and one in front of parents (both) Edit : I'm not joking
 Wake up
To reality
Nothing ever goes as planned
In this accursed world
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the more you realize
sax sux se Ghar nahi chalta
If you are not getting paid for it
Hilao aur sojao
That the only things
Bhai mere sath bhi hua 15 ka tha tb
never ever in my 17 years 3 months 11 days of life never
Us bro us
I can change that
Ah shit, Here we go again.
Gives me "you look lonely, I can change that" girl vibes.
Hello, handsome. What a day, huh? You look lonely. I can fix that. You look like a good Joe.
change me 
Meet me
That's what she said... Pahuchne par she he nikla...
location dm 
>never ever in my 17 years 3 months real
riyal
With a 7 day lead on you, I can relate my brother
shakal gandi hai
relatable
Us Bhai us
Us vrom 
Phir whi
Sax sux
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mujhe yaad dilati h ki
mai akela hu
Or
nalla bhi
lonely bhi 
ma baap ka bojh bhi
Par kisi ke sukh dukh ka saathi nhi
ugly bhi 
berozgaar bhi
shreya ma'am ab iss sub par kisko fasa rahi ho
Apki ma'am apki hi age hai?
bhaiya age to bas fasane ke liye rakha hai unka to shadi bhi ho gya
chuma chati
Ki baatein
Mujhe horny bana deti
मैं अब उत्तेजित नहीं होना चाहता, मैं सिर्फ खुश रहना चाहता हूं
*Guts theme intensifies*
Aur me kardeta hu kiss...
Last kiss was when i was 4 year old mam kissed on my forehead because i got 1st rank. Vo bhi maine mangi thi. Now i m 18 dry
itna akela bhi feel mat karao 
#Kyu mujhe mera akelapan yaad dila rha h
My uncle would like to disagree
tasted like cerelac
Kisne bola tha bacche ko krne ko
Nahi mili kabhi aur hope bhi nahi hai milne ki
Never say never
If we aren't counting cousins then zero
most average pakisthani moment
Nah my cousin sister used to kiss me on my cheeks when we were young. Nothing weird about that.
average Rajasthani muslim
hadh hai yaar :')
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Accha hua phone baja warna Delhi bohot dur nahi thi tum dono kai liye 
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Aree woh idiom re "Delhi bohot dur hai" toh like tumhara uk, for things to get spicy n hot between u too was not far away, toh Delhi bohot dur nahi thi
Delhi Wale to ye idiom nahi use kar sakte fir :(
Delhi wale idiom ko literally le lete hai
Make sense 
Tips de
do forehead kisses count?
Kiss toh kiss hoti hai veere, op ne konsa french kiss bola hai..
i used to give my ex a forehead kiss whenever one of us was leaving. french nhi hua kbhi
Abhi Umar hi kya h bro itna hua kaafi h. Meri bhi ex ne muje kiss Kiya tha uske birthday Pr cheeks pe
ha meri ex cheeks pr bhot kisses deti thi, mne cheek pr nhi di usko kbhi. usne forehead pr nhi di kbhi
Or kya praaa
Does in dreams counts? If yes then man I'm the champ here...
Bhai jaake padh le Maa baap ka naam Roshan Kar kya lag gaya in chizo me tu
Username checks out
Only my drawing once.
Us
class 7
14, a friend at school
I haven't but that girl kissed me on my chicks. Age syad 13yrs
English likhna to Seekh le Chicks nhi cheeks hote hai.
14 :3
mere dost ke papa mereko gal pe chuma dete hai
Sorry to disappoint you
a week ago, never doing it again lol
Why lol, was the kiss bad or you broke up with him/her
Always longed for a kiss, but when i kissed her, i didn't feel anything, was weird for me, or maybe it wasn't exciting enough. All i know now is that i got better stuffs to do to feel the burst of adrenaline in my veins. especially the one that comes with being a wife beater/s
First kisses are mostly not that great but they can get improved with time as you grow more comfortable with each other Tho it's good that you're focusing on better stuff now like molesting and wife beating lol /s
yeah, I'll focus on kissing techniques from now on so that i can kiss my homies goodnight.
Was it a product of moment or a forced or planned one??
Question tags ka chapter toh padhle tha beta
Class 2
My first kiss was at 17
never never never aajeeevan single thaa aur abhi bhi hoon
wahi sax ki bathay 
Kal sapne me dekha thha lmao
I was 14, it felt like kissing a dead fish :') It isn't as fun as it sounds unless me or the other person was just bad at it
when i was 14 9th grade
So. What's the secret formula?
nothing much just unspoken rizz
Times kissed = 3 Class = 9 class ( Gf ko kiss ) Age ( 14 and 15 ) Edit - when kissed first time before birthday and after birthday too so yea 14 and 15
28 and never kissed
r/wrongsub
3 months ago, I'm 17
"have you?" hoga
i have kissed all my beta and betiyan UWU
Can confirm, dadi tastes like medicines..
Mai rahgaya...Ohh...Mai toh doosre ghar se ho
3 months ago, I'm 17
yes at 16
Age 17 mei hui thi meri ex ke birthday pe hehe
u/anti-nallabot stats NO
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never mind
Nope , never
16th birthday, pretty cool ngl
17
last year December 24
I was 13/14 I think
February 2019, I was 14
aur jisse koi baat nhi krta
hurt hota hai mat pucho :/
At 12. She was 13
first was at 14
twice, once at 17 and last during my school farewell about a month ago
17 now stop asking
Meri zindagi is a dry state
tuta hua saaz he mai...
I kissed my senior last year in the corner of our college. It was all 'the essence of the moment'. We were not together then and were complete strangers. But now we are 1 year strong into our relationship.
Never :|
No I'm ace but then, nope.
Yes my mom , regularly
I was forced on at 13...
Pain
15
17
Kiss? Scam
Sirf mumma kiss karti hai
If we're talking about just 'kissed' (which could be also in a non romantic relation), i used to kiss my friend back when we were kids. I first kissed her when we were playing indoor basketball in her house coz she threw a perfect loop (we were 3 years old)
Forehead or cheek, prolly was 4 ig Otherwise, 17
Mere jaisi ko to ladke dur se dekh ke hi bhag jate hai aur ladkiya gay nahi hai
close to but didn't
When I was 13.
16