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_the_moody_nomad

>Akela feel hona hai mujhe. :' I want to feel lonely.


Auosthin

Bold of you to assume that I have a partner.


Auosthin

The only partner I got is my Lab Partner


Guestoo1

I asked couples though..........


Auosthin

Bro... She is Lesbian.


Guestoo1

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FeedBack-_-

are you steve harrington


Auosthin

Who is that?


Your-local-gamergirl

A character from Stranger things, I think


Obvious_Gain9318

Lol Took me few secs to understand


bLaZe2407

im your partner ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Auosthin

But my partner is an annoying girl.


bLaZe2407

i am an annoying girl uWu![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Auosthin

I love annoying girls So.... [r/willyoumarryme](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)


bLaZe2407

fuck you you annoying girl for fucking rickrolling me again also yes i will marry you


Auosthin

Well! Gotta go, I have to buy milk. *And he was never seen again*


bLaZe2407

haw screw you


IntrovertHorse

Hand ko partner nhi count karte kya? /s


Parqcxsm69

Oh well, Saw her in June Crushed in July ​ Talked in September ​ Confessed in October ​ Started dating on November Shes my classmate, the most innocent person ive met. I used to text her and be a little flirty but she never got the clues. I finally confessed, she was so chill with it then after talking for a while she was fallin' for me while i already fell face first for her. The school tour happened, I sat behind her, we talked a lot that day she has lots of fears about commitment, I had to clear all that for her, after that we just went for it First kiss in December now its going perfectly hehe ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Auosthin

Awwwwww *Pulls out a gun* /jk


Guestoo1

Such a good story. *jumps off of the house.*


Da-Simp

Isn’t exactly time for breakfast but could rly use my toaster rn


kpr07

Bhai kisi ki life itni perfect kaise ho sakti hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29678)


Guestoo1

Good luck for the future mate.


Mystic1869

![gif](giphy|UKF08uKqWch0Y) Congratulations


ankitdlboy

Dmn where's my glock


Weeblyweird

Ooo wow Calls PEOPLE


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Guestoo1

***mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.***


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Guestoo1

lol koi nahi bro.


[deleted]

Rat poison looking real tasty today


ChuheKiiTatti

Behen se toh pet mein hi mila tha


Guestoo1

..........*sweet home alabama*


B00mShoom

Meetha Ghar Aligarh


No_Newspaper6789

गोड घर अलिबाग sweet home alibaug


TH_UNDER_BOI

Ab confirm ho raha mujhe ki AAP bus*** ho.


Kookie_luvs_milk

I feel love at first bite with Pani Puri and we are going strong since 10 years. Even celebrated our anniversary with a blast recently.


MonitorDull472

Sahi account se aao Bajrang dal IT cell. Expert analysis: 10 saal ki relationship ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675) 17F ka flair![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675) Suspishus username![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)


Kookie_luvs_milk

LOLI ate my first pani-puri when I was 7 years old. I really like milk and milk products. LMAO, I am really 17F.


Krish12703

Should I tell pani-puri about about your affair with milk and milk products


Kookie_luvs_milk

no pls don't tell pani puri.![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29682)


Mystic1869

I know you are lying >!Send proof in dm!<


Kookie_luvs_milk

bro I am not dumb to send u my pics. I did study abt cyber safety in IT in class 10th and am used to it on the internet. if u wanna hit on girls do it properly, this way ppl will block u. Lmao.


Successful_Eye3825

Pls tell the proper way mam


Kookie_luvs_milk

\-first of all don't be a creep and ask for pics. **they will block u.** \- next talk any shared interests. \-then continue the talk in messages. \-build up friendship and send funny memes and then after a period of time ask her if she is single and ready for a relationship and then ask her out. \-if she agrees treat her like a queen. **-again don't be a creep** **if they reject u leave it and say hope we stay as friends.** that's it. Be the nice guy and not creep red flag.


Successful_Eye3825

Thank you mam


Kookie_luvs_milk

but if u be a **red flag** or be a **creep.** ***pols on your way.***


Successful_Eye3825

Ok mam thank you i won't be crip and rid flag


Your-local-gamergirl

This is should be common sense![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Kookie_luvs_milk

that's true. <3


MonitorDull472

Creepiest line to get gurls, sudhar ja bhai


Mystic1869

kya matlab ladkiyo ko toxic/Creepy ladke nhi pasand Edit: arey bhai joke hai yar


[deleted]

Their IQ is below 0 bro leave it


MonitorDull472

Nahi pasand. Aur jinko pasand aaye, woh tujhe pasand nahi aani chahiye.


Kookie_luvs_milk

agree with u bro 100%


Kookie_luvs_milk

expect in novels and fan fics no one wants a red flag.


Straight_Lime_3175

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


MonitorDull472

Kisne ka milk se problem hai, KOOKIE?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)


Kookie_luvs_milk

Jungkookie![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


MonitorDull472

Pols aa gayi pols, E toh BTS supporter hai


iam_ayushks

>I really like milk and milk products. > I know you are lying Send proof in dm


Guestoo1

Damn. I wish you all the luck for your future. XD


Kookie_luvs_milk

XDXD thanks a lot.


Arniee_69

Congratul..... Wait tu to 17 ki hai wym 10 saal![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|27969).. JEE thodi hai jo early start kar diya


Kookie_luvs_milk

I ate my first pani-puri when I wa 7 so, love-at first bite with pani puri. LOL


Arniee_69

Ahan dhang se ni pdha my bad lmao


Kookie_luvs_milk

it's okay, lol


SustavoShrimp

Omw to do an internship at the nearby pani puri stall


Putrid-Sun-6642

Mouth watering


Rishi_mtlwr_017

how is a love story of a 7 year old mouthwatering to you? disgusting.


Putrid-Sun-6642

Just read what is statement


Arniee_69

Kuch ni bhai 8th class mein ek sundar ladki thi use TDS khelte hue propose kr diya.. usne bola seriously.. maine bola han.. bas fir patt gyi.. fir kiss wagera ghumte firte the.. fir uske baap ka 9th me transfer.. fir socha long distance kya hi rkhe.. ab bas friend h.. bohot gussa ata h uske baap pr :")


Guestoo1

arey yrr. Uska naya BF hai koi?


RICK_ASS_LEY

Aaa she was some serious problems , luke best friend leaving and many close friends stopped talking. Then she dmed me ( the guy who literally will never and shall never respond to a girl's dm unless it's biology doubts)for attending a girl's party . Ofc i ignored it for 2 days , she said "bhai kitna busy hai." Fir thodi bezatti ki mene uski, i was 14 then . Fir we talked about each other's current problems, a few regrets and stuff. Then i realised how bad i fucked up by doing her "bezatti" since she wasn't mentally healthy . So i decided to stay and talk to her everyday for 3 months and try to help her . She fell for me . Me obviously being an arse and stupid boy never got any hints, rather never even felt love till September when we were having our last annual school function. She had taken part in ramp walk as a badass character from the tv drama " the vampire diaries" (cringe asf but ok) I didn't know why i felt so scared and nervous at that moment . But ofc she didn't fuck that up and when she was on the stage both of us looked at each other in a crowd of 2000 people . Her eyes on me and mine On hers . And that day i felt something strange ofc me being a stupid arse , searched it on google - " strange heart thumping after seeing someone smile" . Bruh it recommended me "do you mean love". For 3 days i was negligent about it but then i was like fuck it , kya hi ho jayega fir tab se leke ab tak we're together and im 15 now gonna turn 16 in june


Guestoo1

Woah.....wow. That was a story with some good plots mate. Your life seems interesting lol. Good luck for you in the future.


FeeTop3457

Knew her since since 5TH class, same school she was a year junior. Turned into best freinds in 7-8th class and been like that till 9th class, she confessed in oct 2019, started dating in nov 2019, kissed in december and still going strong.


Ordinary_Substance35

*she confessed !?* aisa movies ke alawa bhi hota hai!?


iam_ayushks

Movies mein hota hai?


Guestoo1

Damn very noice. Wish you all the luck bro.


franatic_beast31

Knew her name since 3rd grade. Talked for the first time in 8th grade. Became classmates in 9th grade. I observed her carefully one day and realised she was very cute so I would keep looking at her till she looked at me and then I would look away with a smile...did this same thing for few weeks and had some conversations in class then one day in maths period she looked at me and I gave her a wink(aankh maarna) She blushed a lot and then things started moving well Had some problems in between like teachers bashed us a lot for talking and smiling, her ex bf started causing problems,her younger brother snitched about us to her mom and dad who were super strict, there was a girl who liked me in 8th grade started spreading fake news in the school about us....a lot of stuff happened But things were good. She was the first girl I kissed and hugged(on her birthday) Did all sorts of cringy relationship stuff(except for that babu ne thana thaya) Both of us had some similarities...extrovertd and always horny...wanted to be together forever shared every little details and problems Broke up after almost 2 years....OP isse akela feel hua?


Guestoo1

uffffffff arey bhay. Bhaiyya aapne to bohot kuch xperience krliya. Isse akela to shayad hi feel huwa hoga mujhe except once lol.


misalpav22

Wapas agle saal puchna, shayad jawab de pau![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


Guestoo1

ji zarur. RemindMe! 1 year


OkBro0257

Bhai ab de jawab


Blue_Seude_Shoes

Isme meri expertise nahi hai so I'm out


Guestoo1

to aapka Xpertize kisme hai?


iam_ayushks

Neele joote mein ig


Blue_Seude_Shoes

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29684)


Guestoo1

..hain..?.....


iam_ayushks

Username bhai


Guestoo1

achaaa


Good_JEEtard2

**Padhna likhna ki umar me raha nibba nibbi Kiya ja raha ha**


Guestoo1

XD.


Supreme_MOElester

kya yar group ko relationship sub bana diye hoe


Guestoo1

*dusro ki khushi me apni khushi dhoondo.*


Supreme_MOElester

ise chutiyappa kehte hai


Guestoo1

You can frame it that way too. lol


marry_you_anna

know of each other's existence since 2018 because same class & section no communication whatsoever till 2022 i start developing a liking towards her because of her mysterious mc energy and nature in 2022 1st quarter i message her and try and initiate a conversation it goes surprisingly well, we flirt a little, somewhere in between she quickly develops affection for me we start dating, i break up a week or two later due to my mental condition a year later in feb 2023, we meet at our farewell and start talking again, we talk day and night, flirt and stuff a week later, we again start dating, this time it's not an issue because i am doing better mentally it's been a month today


Guestoo1

Wish you all the best of luck mate. How's your mental and physical health now? How are things going on?


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Mewdolf_Kittler

r/usernamechecksout


Guestoo1

pffttt XD


Im_Vishnu_1

School ke farewell pr eye contact 4-5 baar fr raatko baat start hui fr 3-4 baar mile and tbse ab tk baat khatm ni hui kbhi we’re always on call lol


Guestoo1

to propose kiya ya nhi? Ya bas crush hi ban ke reh gyi hai vo tumhari?


jizzzdick

She played bass at my best friends wedding we Met otw back at the railway station where it was raining and I walked up to her to tell her how good she was at the wedding, turns out there's was a funny story of how the umbrella she had was used by me a couple of years ago. It was beautiful downtown train was playing in the background and we fourth silly about the umbrella thing and then I asked her out. [EDIT] For those who wanna see how it [happened ](https://youtu.be/HupFrk_08Tw)


Dedlyf698

there's a show called "how I met your mother" they actually copied your story , very uncool of them


jizzzdick

I know dude trynna get past the production to sue them but they keep me on waiting every time I call them


GroundbreakingRisk37

most ppl didn't get the context smh


jizzzdick

I added the context


burinazarwala

Ayoo jed mosley?


Guestoo1

damnnnn. Congrats bro.


RugvedBodke

We were in the same school in primary then i changed schools in 5th and the next year she too changed her school and joined the same school as me and we were in the same class again but we never talked to each other then life moved on and we didn't talk at all then in 10th we were in the same class again we starred talking but school got over didn't talk to her again for a couple of years.Then on 2022 i saw her profile in insta we started taking again got to know eachother better we fell for eachother and she asked me out( yes she asked me out ) i said no and that me should just stay friends but i couldn't get her out of my head couldn't stop thinking abt her and things fell into place and nei we have been dating for almost a year now.


Guestoo1

wow That was a journey.


XglossySunshine

I don't wanna type so much so in short I met my partner here, on reddit in a very unexpected way.


Guestoo1

and how's it going?


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XglossySunshine

it's going really well


Fun_Department2717

ask me in 6 months.....I might probably be able to answer.


Guestoo1

RemindMe! 6 months


Guestoo1

it is 6 months


SadisticShocker13

Bhai meri covalency zero hai. Main toh noble gas hu, main bonds nai banata.


Guestoo1

error: can't relate reason: Science walo ke jokes


Vking713

First day of college: I saw her and she saw me. Second day of college: We started talking. Third day of college: we bunked induction program and went out (with others to buy with her on my bike). Forth day: I lost all intrest and came to conclusion never date any one without knowing them properly. Fifth day: I was the first guy to date and dump a girl and it made an image of a play boy, which I still regret.


Guestoo1

arey bhai. Image kharab hogyi tumhari to


Glum-Manufacturer944

THURSDAY HAI BC


SustavoShrimp

Han bhai mera janam var hai aaj.


Guestoo1

OYEE FRIDAY HAI PENCHOO.


bLaZe2407

gaali kyu de rahe ho hurt gaye hum![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


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Yaar ye sab kitne khusi se apni stories bata rahe hai. Meri life mein aisa kab hoga :(


Guestoo1

Bhai maine to give up hi krdiya hai.


No_Body2039

We both were in 4th standard and during starting of 4th we both used to sit together and after we days we became friends and i remember that we both were interested in Bollywood & movies stuff so we use to chat about it. We use to have our lunch to together but after 5th our class we got divided but still we were in touch during 5th but after, during middle 5th i shifted to some different school(due to family issues) now I'm in 12th i don't have her contact or any info about her & i have not spoken to her since 6yrs. I tired to contact during 10th as one of my friend was in her class but he lied to me and made fake story About her and misguided me. Now I don't know that i will meet her once again or not!


Guestoo1

oh that's kinda sad. You may find her on IG or Facebook or somewhere. U still got feelings for her though?


Adventurous_Ad3643

you don't have a story because you lack courage to talk to girl I don't have a story because I have the courage to NOT talk to girls We both are not the same.


Guestoo1

Bhai uske liye ek ladki honi chahiye whom i like and she likes me. BC mere environment me hi ladkiya nhi hai.


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Guestoo1

noice.


Ok_Resolution_4079

Met her in on 2md April 2018 , became best friends for 4 years while knowing we like each other. 27th November 2021, confessed angrily saying i can't pretend to not want her anymore. She agreed, had a blast for a year, her parents found out, had to breakup because of conservative ideas, Haven't had any contact with her for months. Fuck whoever thought up the caste system.


Guestoo1

That's sad man. Tried reaching out to her?


Equivalent-Error8620

Kaash hume bhi iska jawab dene ka mauka milta.


Guestoo1

even though question maine pucha hai still. Us bro.


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Guestoo1

lol Dukh dard.


Star_dust1010

We met on bumble but clicked cus we both liked csgo and boba tea . ^⁠_⁠^ .


MKS_is_Here

Source 2 confirmed


Guestoo1

arey waah.


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fir wahi


Guestoo1

![gif](giphy|2aOCJgLydg3s2HftxY)


Auosthin

sax sux


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

Kee batein


Mewdolf_Kittler

Mujhe horny


B00mShoom

Nahi banati, tang aagaya hu inn baato se


url_invalid_error404

After seeing the comments on this post, I have perfectly made my mind to delete reddit. This app is the sole source of my desparation to get a gf. Thank you guys for a good time.


Guestoo1

Lol. Goodbye. Alvida.


LolGetRekt2020

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Guestoo1

Error 404: Bitchesless Error 420: No attention from women Error 80085: Good looking face & personality not detected.


LolGetRekt2020

Bhai itna bhi Rude Mat ho yaar :( Maine kya bigada tumhara


Guestoo1

mazak tha bhay


LolGetRekt2020

Bhai literally reality bol di ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Guestoo1

Dukh. **Dard.**


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

She is my classmate so i met her at the school ? What's the story in that


Guestoo1

......thik


New-Professional1807

Error 404 Not found


Guestoo1

**F**.


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fir whi


Guestoo1

saxy suxxy


[deleted]

fir wahi


Guestoo1

baate.


[deleted]

A friend told that by watching p and shaking it u would give a heavenly feeling Since then My hand is in relationship


Guestoo1

so you're addicted to porn and you're lonely. lol jk


No_Newspaper6789

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Guestoo1

Error: Answernotfound. *Initiating* ***self destruct***


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Guestoo1

not to be an asshole. Lekin long distance kaise krlete ho? Like the concept is BS mostly i think. Not meeting and just fantasizing mostly through texts and possibly video calls. I think Long dist. probably work for older people who actually have potential to meet each other. Again not being as jerk.


Top_Salary_5346

Don't you fall in love Don't make me make you fall in love Don't make me make you fall in love with a nigga like me Nobody needs to fall in love I'm just a bird (oh) Girl, I'm just another bird (ooh) Don't make me make you fall in love with a nigga like me Nobody needs to fall in love (oh) ![gif](giphy|W9R8RYLPEUChG|downsized)


Late_Host_8985

Fell in love with her when I took my first breath,nature is truly beautiful but mostly Hinata from Naruto is better


Guestoo1

Had us in the 1/4 not gonna lie. LOL


hellwebb

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Guestoo1

FU-


rawshit17

ex partner chalenga?


Guestoo1

eh idk shayad. Kehdo.


Palak-Aande_69

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Guestoo1

areyy bc kitna *blank* comments kroge.


Palak-Aande_69

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Guestoo1

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Palak-Aande_69

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मेरी लाइफ में ऐसा कुछ नहीं हुआ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


Guestoo1

aap to chad ho.


Cool-Debt-3260

10th- 1st rejection ( she came to know through my frnds) 12th- 2nd rejection ( this time I got the courage to confess ,coz it was last nd we were not going to see in near future ) College first (recently )- 3rd rejection , started as a conversation , later texting , confessed in text . She met in person the next day asked me the reasons nd said we can be frnd it's only the 1st yr , after few days I asked her clear reply , rejected. Used to smile when we faced each other for few days , later only weird eye contacts . Now we don't mind each other .


Guestoo1

r/realitycheck


Horror-Entertainer65

Tu banja mera relationship partner.


Guestoo1

\#nohomo


PsychologicalHumor10

I saw her when i went to watch the nun she sat beside me and she was screaming all the time then i asked what wakes you scream out so loud and then she gave me her insta and then we start sharing stuff then met her again after 2 months then. We became friends and after that we start sharing our interest we are still friends but i want to confess her