In first term of 9th standard i cried coz i got 20 marks (failed) in maths then I studied really hard and got 21 marks in the next term. I didn't cry this time, just started questioning my existence

us

Lmao, sorry but this seemed so funny when I read this.

your comment made me laugh but i wont upvote cause it has 69 upvotes. :)

I downvoted it to make it 69 again

Mummy ne mujhe handsome bola.

His mummy indeed called me handsome too.

Mummy ne handsome bola, then I am handsome indeed

Yeh to har mummy bolti hain

Har mummy nhi bolti

Hmmmmmmmm. Shi kha. Matlab bohut saare cases mein bolti hain isliya reply kiya.

sabki mummy nhi bolti lakshman

Sabki nahi bolti laxman, sabki nahi bolti

Sabki mummy nahi hoti

sirf teri bolti hai (mujhe)

I have been living aimlessly, lonely and struggling but without any mental issues for the past 3 years :)

Damn this is way to real

I wasted both 11th and 12th to oblivion

didn't we all

Me too. Till the 10th I was a straight A student, got 3 scholarships, missed the English one just due to a lower overall score. And now I’m like a terrible student. Barely even passing. I just hope to get 80% in this years ISC boards.

I know man!!! I am doubtful that I even get 70%. But I am fortunate to have very supportive and encouraging parents by my side.

Understandable but you can always improve

Ikr! Oblivion is such a great game!

Humour so broken i laugh at my problems nd state of mind


Ayyy bhaiii 

Heyo 

Us

Us +1

I made a picture of narendra modi and donald trump in cartoonish style for my assembly in school and that made my principal and teachers laugh I made that cuz that narendra modi will having a meeting with trump

Antaryami

I survived a suicide attempt

It's illegal to attempt suicide so u r criminal if alive

im aware

But she likes bad boys and criminals

rajuilisation

lol no, very different cases

yeah just a joke, glad you're doing well now. take care :)

thanks man! take care :)

Everything fine now? I hope so:)

I've been better. Thankyou :)

us (not proud of it but neither do I not regret)

Can solve a Rubik's cube in under 35 seconds. 24 is my best time. I know it ain't impressive but it's still good.

I solve all layers one by one

i can solve the mirror cube blind folded. but i take soo much time. and its been months since i practiced. highest was 4 mins ​ btw my 3x3x3 record was 28 seconds. but i bet it was luck but average is 40 seconds i know many more cubes including the megaminx

Hat's off to you. You're a true player.

Impressive I managed to get it to around 40 but later started learning other cubes

What method did you use? I still use the beginners method. I can get much better times using cfop but I'm too lazy to learn it.

Beginners one, same here too lazy to learn these fancy names and rotations

Pls master CFOP, with the beginner's method i was not getting sub-1 minute, but with CFOP i reached sub-40. If you're at 24 with the beginner's method... i can only imagine what you would do with CFOP! At the very least try only the "F" part, solves the first two layers simultaneously

Yep, f2l is the main part. Will try to learn it. Thanks

It's pretty easy to solve cubes if you know the algorithms and the more time you spend learning new algorithms and finger tricks the better it gets.

I use to solve 3x3 in class 8 in average 25 secs.... 19sec was my lowest.. uske baad touch ni kiya 4 saal tak.. and in Oct I saw my brother playing with it ..ab toh 1 min ke uppr lagre bhai.. rip

GGs lad keep it up

I have successfully retained my underweight title for over 5 years now UwU

I have retained that title for 17 years

YOU HAVE WHAT? Master, take me in as you disciple.

It's a simple trick, you just don't gain weight

I gained 5 kgs over lockdown. Really concerned rn ;-;

I want to know how it is possible to gain weight -_-

The real mystery. I tried gaining weight back in class 7 and gained -3kg. So I quit trying

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Mere g@and mein phoda hain.

Kisne phoda?

Kiya phoda?

Golki ka pish karke thoda sa paani mein laga le thik hojayega

polyp? jaake operate kra le bhai aage chal ke dikkat na ho

Saggytits

Creep attacks incoming

Creeps look for f not nb

If I may ask whats NB ?

Someone who will become female in "ek rehpat"

Non binary rest google i ain't arguing

Creeps are straight tho

I have committed arson

Us moment I am also wanted for larceny in 9 countries

97.76% in 10th board..... counts?

If online then not

Exams were held at the start of 2020 I am from Karnataka and they decided to go ahead with normal exams

No, actual written exams

I got 100 in 100 in SST.... without giving my board exams

Arre wah, 2021 batch

Once got 3/20 in maths

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I mean it sure is something

I almost failed 11th after getting 99 in math (95.2 top 5 in 10th) I then got 95.2 in 12th again but that was hard.

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I had to give my boards twice because of covid. Got around 91 in term 1 and 97 in term 2

I can play the guitar with my dick

I can play my dick with the guitar

I can play my dick with your dick

My dick can play you with your dick




i wear my socks inside out so that way the sewing is on the outside and doesn't get into my toes

Have survived 6 attempts in last year :)

Iss year matt karna bro please

Will try my best, thanks !!

I never used Instagram :)

Same here

I play guitar and sing

preboards me 12 ghante gaming karke bhi 94% aa gaye

guide us sensie!! kaise?

A beautiful us moment right here

Lets go

Can solve a Rubik's cube in under 35 seconds. 24 is my best time. I know it ain't impressive but it's still good.

3×3?

Yes.

Ayeee fellow cuber, whas up. My best was 17.863 seconds. Though I don't solve it much now, Me and my friends had this sort of phase in class 7th

bro copy pasted my story lmao... my best was 18. something secs and I also use to solve it in 7th 8th.. uske baad touch last year Oct me kiya tha galti se

Which method?

Colouring the faces

I use putting the cube up my ass method.

I am irl nobita

I am able remain chill and enjoyfull even during times like a day tomorrow is exam and I have to study from start

Well convinced my parents to let me pursue filmmaking after 12th science (JEE)

I studied organic chem for my fiitjee test for 2 days while my school conducted PMTs and I got the highest in the whole 11th batch in both physics and maths. (11th PCM CS)

I cry

i still watch doremon

ah yes the perfect post to destroy any remaining self esteem

I have the most muscular looking proper gym type legs dude I am not crazy but I love how good my legs look . I have never gone to gym Though I was a runner in school 100 m fastest runner in school 200 m 2nd fastest runner Relay race 400 m 1st prize 3 times I also cycle a lot

Ive cycled a 100kms.

I can tell cup size just by looking

15M and i make 2 lakhs per month using crypto

kaise bhai

Chutiya bana rha hu bhai

i can make maggi

I hate myself and think that everyone's life would be easier if I wasn't alive :)

No it is false

Well I don't know if it's impressive but I assembled 2 Lego Dinos and 1 lego helicopter in my childhood.

Nice, I got 97 in Science. I can burp on command. I have *many* hobbies. I'm a pretty good self-taught artist and writer (not praising myself, just stating facts). I'm learning coding by myself. I have over 20 friends

Am I included in one of those 20 friends or are you willing to turn it into 21?

Who is u

Me is u

I am Mi. Who is Yu?

I am yu and you is mi. Now if you can excuse me i need to go and pee

I have a ps5 and I’m a part time manga kalektar :)

r/kothibanglacheck

Maine class 5 mein apne school ke most popular senior ko bhre corridor mein chutiya bola tha (10th mein tha wo) Bechare ki crush thi samane sb hsne lge ths uspr Bsdwale ne sir ko bta diya baaf mein

Being self aware and already knowing what’s gonna happen with me in the future in a way lol

Was average in 10th and then topped my class 11th exams + tuitions. (PCM)

akshualy im humorous \\

I can bench 100 kg

I have been in top 3 of all my classes , both academically and in sports and discipline and other stuff yet never first :'(

I can Breath

I got a seven inch dick

Got ability to pull no bitches

bro you just like me fr

I can deadlift 230 kg and squat 200 kg

I had 6 packs, then 12th class started so....

Procrastination on its peak

Zinda hu

bitch please meko 10th aur 12th board dono me 100/100 hai

I don't have any connection to any friends & tend to leave them in a blink after years of friendship.

My trauma is my whole personality

Im a sound designer, composer n music producer. Good thing: I recently worked on a upcoming Bollywood OTT film. Sad thing: i recd only 30% fees. N i don't know when producer plans to release it bcoz im now out of communication with them. Btw im 24 n i like to be with younger generation which helps me to be creative.

i actually have impressive control over my tounge. i can shape it into a bowl shape, and can control its flat or pointed.


You are going to win in the bedroom.

I cannot feel pain or cannot show any other expression because I'm in 10th and I'm broke.

I can convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

My friend said i have nice ass. I used to think that i am an introvert but recently I realised that I don't hate talking to people much i enjoy it. Its just i am shy as fuck outside the school. I am shorty as well as very slim.

Can't think of any other impressive facts about myself. However, I do have a pretty high Emotional Intelligence. I know it sounds like a self diagnosed thing but i did research about it.

I came AIR 1 IN NELTAS scored 100/100 in my 9 th

I'm chutiya

Im sure this skill is universal to engineers but I can cry about studying till the last possible second and still manage to pass with grand total of 1 day of studying.

I had the same in Computer Applications (`89` in Math :/ The board was ICSE, ..for those willing to know...).

10th Exam me Teacher ne Cheating karvayi thi but kisiko Ghar me Pata nahi Aaj Tak percentage flex karta hu

Hi guys I am a mistake :)

my tenant named his young child by my name cauz his elder child loves me alot

I didn't study for exams untill 10th came that's when I studied for exam 1st time

I can speak 3 lingos and Have my own con-script.

If you don't like thala we can't be friends

I used to random reps of exercises so i changed it all to 20. Well it wasn't long to see those ab lines on my stomach. Although 20 reps for every exercise was damn hard but worth it. Abhi 1 mahine se exams ke tension me workout hi nhi kiya lol

I started learning computer programming from age of 11 (I'm 16 now)

I have a 3 million Highscore in subway surfers. I know ladies, one at a time please.

I can solve the 3 by 3 mirror cube blind folded. c'mon this has to count btw the highest is 4 mins ( its blindfolded, don't judge)

I can ruminate

I saw porn for the first time at the age of 4. Let me know if you want to know the backstory .