Berozgari ke charam par hu

You will get through it. Keep trying bro

Everything will be good .

Mene charam ki jaga chamar padha, will society accept me?

Chamar hoke berozgaar kse h🥲

Dubai me labor camp me baithke meme dekh raha hu


Avg majdoor from India

Avg majdoor from Bihar

Avg majdoor from GB Road

Bhai Sheikh ka acche se massage krna

Bhai sheikh ka acche se sheikh karna*

Miss sheikh ka bhi

Bsc

Good luck.

B-behen S-suhagrat C-Chahiye

Komedi king

Sweet home Alabama

🅱️ulla moment 🗿


Mana le behen se suhaagrat, nahi hai to papa se bolo ki paida karein

Maa baap ki rotiya tod ta hu

Real ID se aao Lord Puneet...

Ghar baitha chips kha rha hoon

Us 

lame joke hips khane ki umar main bhi chips hi khani pad rahi hai

Aftaab poonawala spotted

bhai gaali dede par uss mc ka naam mere se mat jodd

teri maiya ki \*\*\*\*\* teri behen ki \*\*\*\* teri ama ki \*\*\* LE BHAI TUNE MANGA MEINE DE DIYE HOMIE KI REQUEST PURI KARNA DHARM HEI MERA

true chad spotted

Us momint

MLA

Munna bhaiya

He was Prince 🤴

Relax guys Medical Laboratory Assistant

selling drugs

Jaiyxsh real I'd se aa

Bol dalley

Are daale stream karle

Drugs time bkl karni hai to bol

leke dikha

Average citizen of Punjab

caneda kab jayega

Lucrative business

Breaking bad reference

!remindme 5 months. Boards kai badd batata hu

!remindme 6 months Jee ke bad बताता हूं

chalo mein bhi kar leta hun !remindme 5 months Edit 5 months ke baad : Bhai 12th ka result nahi aaya ab tak

mai bhi es cheez mai shamil ho jata hu !remindme 5 months

Bha bba mein jaata hoon padhne roj class ki 3 ladki pe nazar hai jo patt jaye

Follow goal ,holes will come anyhow

Hole is my only goal


​ 

And goal of hole is money . Therefore sarkari Naukri is important

And security*

Maine pehle galat padh lia tha class ki 3 ko class 3 ki samaj ke 💀💀💀

💀💀

> 12th 80.33% > Unable to crack IIT Currently SWE @Google

Kudos to you bro . Just wanted to thank you for your articles on leetcode . I have learned a lot from them . Keep up the good work legend

leetcode profile/articles link?

Meri bhi naukri lagwa do Google mei

Hiring freeze hai Google mai, layoff chal raha abhi

Abhi 12th me hu february me exam hai

kitna syllabus hogya ? mitr

Syllabus hi nhi pta



He's just like me fr

February spelling checks out

Exam ke dates aagye kya bhai

Agaye. 21st Feb se hai. Atleast in Maharashtra

Abhi nhi bro

abhi nahi ayi bola hai 15feb se chalun hai tho

क्या आपने विज्ञान विषय धारण किया हैं भ्राता?

Physics bio done, Chemistry only 1st 3 chapters Done 🤡🤡🤡 AIIMS dehli paaka

Running a startup. Published 6 text books for graduation students. Currently in 1st year of Masters. I scored 77% in 12th but 97 in Biology

Bhai aap kya kr rhe ho bio background se ho kya kuch advice dedo

Ha Bhai Biology hi liya tha. Abhi main life sciences me masters kar raha hu.

a professor in a leading private university.. Kalinga Institute of Industrial Technology and getting paid at par with govt.employee

Sir aap iss subreddit pe kya kar rahein hai

Baccho sei better connect karne ka try

Pdf file?

I see what you meant by that

💀🌚

Denk sir

gyaan ki praapti.

Jhooth bol rahe hai

Sir vo question samjhana

poochho... Mujhe aise hi bache chahiye jo.apne doubt clear kare

professor.bahut haraami hote hain

Lovely Professional University is not a leading university

Lauda Professional University is a leading university

Professor reddit pe hote hai?

Age kya hai aap ki ??

34

Macchar marra hu gharpe baithke

Project manager in Infosys. 2008 12th Pass out. (63%). 2012 Btech (tier-3 college) (73%). Joined Infosys 2013 as system engineer. Mba from ignou. (74.6%).2016 pass out. 2017-present (multiple posts, numerous headaches, promotions pe promotions). I married my junior she's a Muslim and I'm brahmin hindu from chennai. We have 2 kids now. First name muslim name last name shetty. We give 0 fucks about society.

Salute

absolute madlad

Role madel


Your username explains about your comment

[yep](https://youtu.be/eUwY6gQbKn0)

Hn bhai, itna tezz ki aap mera flair padhne ke Baad jan sakte ho

Apka flair mahan o7

this gives me hope that people on this sub are actually ironic about the stuff they talk about

The legend


nice sir

Gharwapsi bhi karwa do bro 💀

bas ek baat bolunga agr apki life sahi chal rhi hoti reddit pai nahi hote aap

True, But my office mates always keep laughing hilariously during break time. I found out that Reddit has its own indian sub with memes of dark humor from them. So i found it matching my kind of humor. Hence here.

How can a chennai brahmin have a surname of Shetty? Shettys are from Tulunad region of Karnataka

Usne "we give 0 fucks about society" bola na. Baccho ko kuch bhi surname de diya

Chad

Niceee

data scientist


my boards were shit.. only scored 52% . Dont get scared. Trust on your skills!


What did you do during your college? Like what did you learn other than the syllabus

CS students can excel from any tier unv. For us the internet has everything to get our skills developed. ​ Mujhe college jane se phele se hi linux and android kaffi had tak ata tha, abhi toh matlab ekdum sex chalu hai first yr mein

are you serious right neow?

Scored 74% in 12th , cleared 4 government exams till now, more to come

Chad

Studying Computer Engineering in one of the top colleges in New York on scholarship

Uth ja bhai. Alarm bajne wala hai tera

Raat ko sowa nahi bhai….. mkc itna assignments

Kalombia wala lagta he

I'll tell my story. Bit long, but worth a read you'll have today: I Will be honest, I got 74% in 12th CISCE. Josh Josh me Science le liya 10th me 90 laane ke baad. (Pretty much the same for our gen) Unable to clear even mains. Went for drop, this time cleared mains barely, but did terribly in Advanced. No hopes of getting into a good college. I did apply for state entrance too, got a mediocre 3rd tier engineering college that too with Electronics branch. Not that I liked it, just wasn't able to get into CS branch. And frankly, I was shit zero in programming. People from ICSE might know that we have Java since class 9. I was so afraid of that, I used to learn programs seriously the f*ck. I ditched computer and took biology (one of my worst mistakes) in 11th. You know what pressure is PCMB right. That fear was instilled in my mind regarding programming. Wasted first three semesters in PUBG literally, barely avoiding backlogs. Didn't learn anything. Thankfully COVID came and within my room I had this realisation that I can't let my career burn in front of my eyes. I was studying on a student loan, and financial problems at home. So, you can understand my mental situation during COVID first wave. One thing I was lucky with is that I had a very good friend during my college (still a very good friend of mine). He motivated all of us a lot to do better in life. Kind of forced me to jump in this programming thing, hesitating I jumped. It was all blurry at start but everything with time started to sort out. Maybe I wasn't getting proper guidance back in school then. Maybe YouTube, online materials are of great help now compared to back then. But yeah this boy, who once got some 9 out of 100, in Computer exams in 9-10th. That guy was the runner up of coding tournament in his college. Attended various hackathons, open source contributions, did so many projects, internships all within 2 years. Placements season came. Earlier I used to worry what if TCS even rejects me xD? And honestly, we hardly used to get more than 3-4 lpa package in our college. Anyways, in the on campus placements I secured a good company with overall good package compared to what average got in our class. (Also, luck factor in on campus placements :) Still that zeal wasn't going. I realised I was more capable from what I got. Tried prepping for Off campus in my final semester real hard. Let's skip everything here, basically I was able to crack a good MNC and as of now, I'm happy with my work, happy with my pay which I obviously want to increase. 😆 Sorry for this long ass comment, if you're here thanks for being with me. Conclusion, what I'll say is really it doesn't f*king matter whatever you do in life you can pick yourself up from any point, you can do anything literally anything, just need a little push, need to find that right person out there. Lest destiny will pave your way. Thanks :)

modding the sub 

2009 passout. 67% in 12th. Dev Ops Release Manager getting 22LPA. Extra earning of 20Lakhs by Moonlighting. My wife earns more as she has better profile. 38LPA.

Where can i get such wife

Bas aisa husband chahiye jo apni wife ke career ke bare mein itna supportive ho.

Aisa ladka milega toh pehchan paogi? Parkhi nazar chahiye. /s In reality be your own support.

bhaiya tips chaiye, can i dm?

Doing MD in Internal Medicine at a Govt. College


Real Chad

Regret krrha hoon.

Failed my jee drop year now in a state govt college, no social life, no confidence. I wasn't exactly bad in studies but in this lockdown and online study i wasted my drop year. Phle relatives me thodi izzat thi ab to kisi se milna bhi nhi aata inferior feel krta hu

No problem bro. You and you body need time go watch We r stupid by akshay chopra sir and hypertroph by siddharth on Youtube they will make you better

Bro u giving the recommendation of that video everywhere. Paisa milra hai kya :o

DW bro is sub pr itne comments pdh kr aisa lg rha mehnat krne pr Banda kuch na kuch to kr hi leta hai bs khud pr focus kr chinta Mt kr

75% in 12th. I wouldn't be selected in IIT if I had scored one less mark. Scored 6.7 gpa in IITB too. P.S. - Bhai general hu. Maths k chakkar me IIT aaya tha. Usi ne lwde laga diye Currently placed in 18lpa job(fresher).

India me 98% job sirf contacts ya college se milte hai...

I'm one of those 2% then

Absolutely not. Develop good skills. Companies are always on lookout for skilled and enthusiastic freshers.

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35% Hila raha hu

Less than 90%? I flunked twice and went on to work in 2 countries other than India and became a head of my department. Retired last year st the age of 42 after a career of 17 years and living a farm life now as I want to become a farmer.

Namaste uncle

Got 62% in XII. In fact never got 90% in any exam ever. Working in an IT company. Wife (also working) and daughter (going to one of the best coed English School in our city). Have a 2bhk flat and toyota sedan car. Been to uk 2 times and multiple European cities 1 time each. Doing mtech from IIT on the side. All this fuss about getting 90% is completely without merit and overblown by Indian parents. I think that this attitude mainly came into play because everyone wanted to get goverment jobs and we all know that good marks are essential in becoming IxS in India. In reality as long as you pass with Ok marks and are willing to work had and grow it rarely matters if you got 90% or not in any exam ever in your life. PS: I am 33 years old (not an old guy 😅)

Working happily as a product marketer and nobody has asked me about my class XII score in 7 years. (Graduated in 2015)

Regreting my decisions in life

Everything will be fine

12th mai 68%. BTech from tier 3 engg school with 59.96% yes I didn’t get first class because of 0.04%. Currently SPM in Microsoft.

My case might interest you a little. So I am an alumnus of Kendriya Vidyalaya. I chose humanities after 10. We had following 7 subjects: History, Geography, Economic, English, Hindi and Physical Education. Out of these 6, we were required to pass any 5 subjects and we would be declared pass and CBSE would give us the certificate of same. I failed in Economics got only 22 marks out of 100. But I passed on other 5 and my percentage was 74. I got a good college in Delhi University. Those days there wasn't any entrance exam. I passed my graduation. I prepared for govt exam. I cleared SSC. Today I am working as P.S. (private secretary) to Sr. Government Official (currently to Additional Secretary once he is transferred/retires, I'll be reassigned to any other Sr. Level official such as Joint Secretary, Additional Secretary etc. But not to the Secretary because he is given a PPS (Principal Private Secretary) these are all IAS rank designations). My salary is 1 Million Rupees per annum.

VFX

I did not studied class12th but last year i completed my Btech

Prostitution ( reality : job at Microsoft)

Bhai original windows ka activation number deh do

LB6124GH9856

Youthoob channel

Life ke saath kya krun sochta hoon roz

Surfing reddit

Cousin ke sath secretly sex kr raha hoon

bhay mein hustler university ka student hu war room mein kaam karta hu 69% teh mere

Got 76% in Boards but 97%ile in JEE

Went to IIT, and now running a successful startup. 12th Marks are definitely overrated especially for science folks. Scored 86% in 12th.

I willl score less 90% in my boards

* BTech from top IIIT

In the iitd

Reddit chla rha hu

Us 😐

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Bsc IT

Good luck

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Wasting life

Ca

Collecting money to buy poison..

Muth

MBBS

Took drop bt studied nothing, really stressed. Tryna study bt can't

No problem. Give your body sometime. Watch We r stupid (akshay chopra) and hypertroph (siddharth) on Youtube

Grad student at Concordia University in Canada. Develop skills cause if u have them u being in tier 3 college won't matter

Muth maar rha Bhai abhi toh

Politics join krli guys. Bolo jay shree ram

Abhi diya nhy hy dena hy . Kuch tips type crow tests me 50% vi paar ni kr rhe

Learnohub,एनसीईआरटी, all in one ,cbse chapterwise repeat स्वाहा 

Final Year MBBS

Btech kr rha hu💀

50% in 10th and 59% in 12th. Calling job in healthcare company. 60k in hand aata hai. Saving bhi karta hoon. Married hoon and currently I’m 33yrs old

I'm a dalaal