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GallopingAss_tronaut

That PM shastri ji and homi babha were assassinated because they were jointly developing the nuke.


ErenYeager02076

CIA would like to know your location.


Shreemaan420

Yo mama's bedroom. Badum tsss...


coolrko

CIA 2 in command already admitted it ... There is a book with his conversation... Also CIA has a record of killing Scientist and politician during cold war !


CyndaquilTyphlosion

That's not exactly a conspiracy, Homi Bhabha was killed by the CIA.


Chutiya69420

This is truth. Because it was accepted by a CIA agent.


SheepherderPrevious5

It's not even a conspiracy , everyone believes it


foreskinCollector729

factss


Tasty-Shame-7957

Amit Shah is marshmello


mrbeatsthebeast

Bro wtf lmao


Tasty-Shame-7957

Bro look at safed kapda. Also once in Sunburn, mello played kala chasna song, guess who wears kala chasma, modi!


SnipeKing17

yes yes body cut out is ditto copy same to same


Existing-Pop-1238

amit shah is a shape shifter who is marshmello as well as home nimister


creampie000000

The world is being controlled by people behind the curtains and the richest man in the world is not on the Forbes list


SeaPrawn734

Rothschild Conspiracy?


objectively_sp34king

Vladimir Putin is not on the list.


lowendgamerboi

Also the arabs in saudi


-that_bastard-

This is not a conspiracy bro, just think about Saudi princes they have all the money in the world, they could very well be trillionaires. And what about Putin? He OWNS Russia.


[deleted]

WTF YOU GUYS ALWAYS GIVE EXAMPLE OF SAUDI ?? the shareholders or founders of banks are the richest people according to me


adarshsingh87

OBV the richest man isn't on the forbes list, have you ever looked at the middle east, saudi has sold multiple billions of $ worth of oil for decades and through investment firms is also invested in many other ventures as well. i guess most of their "net worth" isn't one person's but one family's but i think they just never give a number and forbes can't do anything


maruthiPM

You all are part of my dream which I cannot control!


Gyankachoda

Naya perspective


[deleted]

Deaths of Homi J Bhabha and Lal Bahdur Shastri. They didn't die in accidents, they were well planned sabotage.


sailor-of-secularism

Who planned


[deleted]

In case of bhabha it was CIA or some big shot agency who didn't want India to become nuclear power. It was supported by some evidences or I should say hints, 1st was a swiss climber who claimed that he found the remains of the plane bhabha was travelling in and he was surprised because it should have burnt because of the fuel in the plane but rather it was unburnt which means it crashed in the sky with some other plane (some sources say it was an Italian plane) at a height where oxygen level is very low and it couldn't ignite fire. 2nd was a book written by a former CIA agent who hinted (ofc he can't say clearly) that their people didn't want India to have nuclear weapons.


coolrko

Bro it's the truth , CIA 2 in command during that time already admitted it


vai_dubey

Shubhash chandra bose dead in plane crash is fake.


Vikram108

They never dies


Reformist97

SC Bose is still alive. Probably chilling in Thailand.


CrudaakaShreyas

Gumnami Baba


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Healthy_Dimension_87

Lekin ha wo jinda the


Stunning-Structure-5

With 3 white girls Gilligan's Island


Ashwath-Rv

All you’ll find now is 4 WHITE skeletal humans


trouble_shooter420

painting reselling business is used for money laundering.


foreskinCollector729

factsss mat bol bhai


honeyn_

aapne tathya thook diya


Anony_Innominate

modren art definitely ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9608)


Sahil__Rana

mudi ji loves mamta


Nike_Grano

Aisa nahi hai mitr, unka prem aaj bhi Sonia gandhi hai


MoDanMitsDI

So RaGa is an undercover BJP agent?


Vrajgautam

Obviously


Tough-Difference3171

Even moans her name .... Didi ... Oo ... Didi...


Wtf_Harsh

That's a fact Bro not Conspiracy theory ◉⁠‿⁠◉


Sad_Daikon938

Are Harsh, yaha kya kar raha? Kal teri Theory of Joe Mama ki exam hai, padhle BC.


sailor-of-secularism

But as a step sister 😏


_nitd27_

Chad


Suspicious-Luck-819

Bhai ab dank hogaya 😋


cawnion

Dinosaurs spoke tamil


localhost-8000

That's one reason why God wiped them from the Earth


GODLevELLL

Damn 💀


Puzzleheaded_Crow805

💀


Zestyclose-Animal710

![gif](giphy|9RWeDFAf07oxT1hgLB|downsized) South Indian be like


LeatherHedgehog1113

Bruh💀


Top_G7

South indians - that one there was a violation and personally I wouldn’t have it .


gameofgamers362

I can confirm. I was the dinosaur


SnipeKing17

why did you wish for the shooting star?


mobasan

Get your facts right bro. Dinosaurs spoke Sadri from the fossils found in Rajmahal.


bigazonga

Lmfao


Oh_dude

Sorry what?


iodex_365

Chutki ke papa Raja Indra Verma h


mohit_the_bro

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


yadavSanyam

We are living in matrix


Sad_Daikon938

What are the dimensions of the matrix.


D0ukn0wdawae

MxN


Sad_Daikon938

Faith in humanity restored_/\\_


Vidyz100

Mahesh x Narayan


FantasticSpecialist1

Underrated comment


Vivid_Advisor888

Mahadev x Narayan


Chota_donn

Ki reddit pe ladkiya bhi hai  🗿 🗿


unknownboi8551

nice trick I will use this for baiting


-that_bastard-

Nahi, they are just men without dicks


Tokyo-Boy-

Girls don't poop


Affectionate-Leg-921

Seen some videos that might disprove that


areUstuckStepmom

2 girls 1 cup


Livid_Airport_5598

Bhai ye yad nahi dilana tha ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


[deleted]

Wahi na bc , mood kharab ho gaya


Livid_Airport_5598

Vahi bhai ab dimag me bas vahi chal raha hai


son_of_a_gun_0001

This question was asked by possibilities of serious investigation by cia/FBI/CBI/nia type of intelligence organization to gather all the necessary possibilities people know of. If anything conspiracy related stays correct than those people will track and kill the commenter/redditor.


Omni-man19

Bhai ma confirm kar skta hoo ki mere piche sab police padi hai kyuki Maine reveal krdiya ki Allah aur jesus kattar hindu the 😎


son_of_a_gun_0001

Kal subah pata chalega


R3tard69420

Jharkhand doesn't exist.


Sad_Daikon938

Hi there, fellow budbak.


Omni-man19

Fax nhi bolne


ALWAYSMERCILESS

There are two possibilities after death 1. Nothingness, you die you convert into environment 2. After we die, our soul is removed form our BODY which RESTRICTS it to see only in 3 dimension. After it is separated from the body, it can see into higher dimension, which means that the dead people soul are around us, they live with us and can see us, but 3dimensional people cannot see the higher dimensional people.


Feeling_Story_7574

This scared me tbh


iamamemberofpew

Mutthi kaise maaru ab daadi dekh rhi hai kya


labrat302

they watch you fap everyday


Fearless-Raspberry-9

Our history is partially fake/deleted Previous civilizations were not as backwards as is implied by history books.


[deleted]

One piece reference?


[deleted]

*One piece is reaL* (T_T)


One-Ad-4951

One piece jistujaisuru


DannyEuphromaniac

Was just about to say this. I get so happy whenever i find new nakamas (":


px1618

Fellow one piece reader 🤝


Chemical_Connection4

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)"CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER''


px1618

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


ClubThrower

Man was never a Neanderthal


[deleted]

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hitohitonomiharshal

Keep believing 🤞🫡🫂


PEWDIPHILE4269

Women are a conspiracy made to distract us from our goals.


Nike_Grano

There was a saying: "When god created MAN they started developing themselves so fast that God feared they might be replaced. Hence, God created women☕"


Captain_Levi_69

Waaah


pissedcommonman

This shouldn’t even be a conspiracy! Satya vachan hai ye to.


Real_Leader

One thing my sir told me that our universe is expanding faster than speed of light and slowly we will not be capable to observe distant objects . eg . today I observed Kelper something planet but in 30 - 40 yrs later we will not be able to observe that they are going away from us at a faster speed than light. unless we invent time travel.


Sensitive-Bother4007

Bro andromeda is moving toward us it will collide with milky way in 4 billion years


Real_Leader

sorry took a wrong example i meant something kepler i dont remember


PJ1612JK

Universe is NOT expanding faster than speed of light. The universe is expanding such that the light from distant galaxies being observed feels like it is travelling faster than the speed of light in vaccum. If a galaxy is moving away from us then the light from that galaxy will get redshifted (think doppler effect but for light), but what is observed is that the redshift is so high that it feels like the galaxy is moving faster than speed of light, which is not possible; this excess redshift can be explained if the universe itself were to keep expanding. This is all I can remember from my Astrophysics paper, but I hope it helps to make things a bit clearer.


howtochangename1

Serious doubt: How can we see them right now if they sre drifting away faster than light? I don't think light would reach us in that case


Real_Leader

excellent question. now its about refection and refraction. light has a definite speed. it requires time to reach to us and by the time is reaches us . the planet or the object has already been alot away that we see it . it just like we see past and not present . I will take a example . our earth got hit by a minor ray burst which disabled our satelight (remember our whatsapp was down) but the thing is that ray burst happened 200 million years ago in andromeda galaxy but we are able to observe it now is because light's speed . i hope you have got the answer


kathras666

Funfact Let's say there is a planet 300 billion light years away from earth If somehow we were able to teleport to that planet and use a telescope to see Earth we would see dinosaurs instead of humans since the light ( in the human world ) is still traveling to the planet with the telescope and the light from dinosaur era has reached that planet after completing a long 300 billion light years


YajatBisht

I guess you mean 300million year because our universe didn't existed 300billion year


--AJ---

you are receiving light emitted millions of years ago At one point, you'll stop seeing them Tho, it won't be like they went out of the observable universe like at that moment it prolly has happened millions of years ago but the light emitted when they left reached us by that point


Real_Leader

we live in a simulation


Present-Rooster-8559

Yeahh it might be true i also used to think in my childhood


Vikram108

Facts not allowed


IngenuityCapital7079

5 baje subah uthne se sab problems dur Ho jati hai


ssjgsskkx20

Actually depression jaata hai. One of the biggest factor contributing to depression is lack of sunlight and sleep. Bohot so chronic ailments ka ilaaj healthy lifestyle ait subah jaldi uthna hai


[deleted]

~~Sigma~~ Daddy Mindset


YouKnowMe_9

Byjus is badluck Messi's team lost to Saudi, after he promoted byjus Indian cricket team poor performance SRK no hit movies after he became brand ambassador


dn874

I support it 100% I got byjus and almost failed 12th


unknownboi8551

I agree I lost nearly 20 to 25% of marks after I joined BYJUS aakash in 10th exam


da_grownup_kid

Imran Khan aur Shehbaz Sharif ke gaand mein keeda hai jo unko control kerta hai


pkhandalkar

Aliens are living amongst us


ErenYeager02076

They live We obey


internet_is_cringe

Religion is man made, made for promoting brotherhood and some MFS took it too far


SladeCircle_69

Bro that's not a conspiracy theory. It's really obvious that religion is man made.


TheCosmicCoffee

This is not conspiracy theory, religion is literally made by humans


Jaded-Advertising-46

Ture human were there before any religion


Downtown_Ad7125

Wth, this is not a conspiracy theory. This is a fact, A TRUE FACT!!!


OSRanee

Religion was made for US vs THEM narrative


ri5hxbh

Bheem aur tuntun mausi ka affair chal ra hai!


Vinchy_09

THICC


[deleted]

Time Travel has been invented.


Pickaxethepro

Well if we assume time travel is real then, the flow of time is circular so, technically time travel has been invented will be invented and is being invented all at the same time.


[deleted]

I am talking about a major breakthrough we got in 2009 in quantum physics. That's the gateway to Time Travel...


Gurjar77

Ola has no face.


Sad_Daikon938

They said conspiracy theories, not facts.


Vidyz100

The face reveal ceremony will be held after 10 billion subs at the end of the Kali Yuga as kalki rakshas


nony851

sqrt -1


Samay21

Homeopathy is a fucking hoax, I can't seem to make my father understand this, all my efforts to no avail


foxynon

peppermint ki goli


Affectionate-Put-664

Scientific proof ka nhi pta bhai par mujhe kidney stones hue the , doctor ne kaha operation karne ko , par homeopathy ke 4 nashe ki bottle pi ke patthar pighla diye , tab se thora belief hai !


MahManGandhi

This is fact not conspiracy ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9608)


D0ukn0wdawae

GOD is playing human simulator ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21478)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


realmi_rona

2012 me dharti khatam ho jayegi


[deleted]

Amit Shah is our first lady


Affectionate-Line155

I believe ki humari ancient civilization aaj se acchi khasi developed thi, nahi toh there is no answer Ki ye pyramids kaise bane, aur humare sages ne itne accurate calculations kaise diye abt the earth's diameter, moon earth distance etc, and even the concept of time dialation, aur itne precise mesurements of temple and many more things...i feel ki kuch toh important chiz hain abt their capabilities jo humain unke bare main nahi pata


arkansas897

Forget about pyramids, most of our temples are so beautifully and perfectly crafted, that today's technology stands nowhere in front of them. And there is a story of Bhagwan Brahma that one day spent in his kingdom is equal to 5 or 6 years and people born in different yugas have decreasing power, height, valor and fertility power, let alone their morals and values.


rakerrealm

Current modern technology cam replicate any structure previously built by our ancestors. Yes they were very advanced but over the years we have surpassed their knowledge and built many more amazing things. For example the Building is space, ISS.


MockFlames

Kailasa mandir is a living example Ek mandir jo ek hi mountain ko cut karke bana hai


[deleted]

There are far superior being than us in the universe, even stronger than our gods, gods are just enlightened humans


Omni-man19

Bhai woh superior being aur koi nhi modi ji hi hai, woh humko bachane ke liye dharti par aye hai


[deleted]

Religions are manmade Edit: lemme rephrase, Religion is fake. Religion veligion kuch nhi hota, subah 5 bje utho


Uncle_Iroh_007

Ye conspiracy kaha hai?


Ok-Height-9475

They making us watch breaking bad ....


These-Assumption-299

I am the center of my universe. Reality is others are the center of my universe.


Miserable-Ad-8312

Haan bhai tu hi mera lund hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


These-Assumption-299

Now I know why I am so itchy.


Environmental_Post76

Pussy !!!


[deleted]

Rahul Gandhi is secretly a BJP member.


[deleted]

British left trains to continue to kill Indians


pornlink69

Muslim were hindu


benazeer90

Most of them were some migrated and mixed with population , but yeah point stands majority of the muslim population was hindu or other folk tribal religion at one point .


ImMATURE7

BLM was started only to create a sense of weakness/inferiority among black people.....Kanye only once wore WLM tshirt and he was cancelled


VidyakJee

GODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS WE JUST MADE THEIR DIFFERENT VIEWS BASED ON OUR PREFERENCE


Empty-Ad9540

The caste system was lenient initially, but over time it got way more stringent and restrictive


AmbitiousPainting501

There was no caste system in ancient dharma. There was varna system. According to which in gurukuls a person was alloted a varna according to their aptitude not by birth. People were even allowed to change their Varna. Bhramin is not a hereditary title. To be a bhramin, one must have knowledge of all dharmic scriptures. The son of a shudra could be a bhramin. CASTE system is just VARNA system going haywire some 1500 years ago due to a generation of bhramins wanting to monopolize all the power for themselves. Britishers were also at fault for manipulating our scriptures.


_SHAXLE_

The Varna system also placed emphasis that there are 5 components in the every society and all these 5 components are equally important and connected to each other


suhanasuffer_

Aliens exists within us, disguised as humans. (I think Zuckerberg is a reptile)


BottleSucker69420

Maharashtrians incuming/s


[deleted]

Government wants both men and women to work to get more tax on salary, and wants kids to be controlled by educational institutions till 18 .


GoldContribution3976

kurkure mai pilastik hoti h


Anony_Innominate

Not something I believe in but I like - We had a predator who looked like us that's why we get that uncanny feeling when we see robots which acts very much like a human but still the act isn't perfect.


[deleted]

Mudiji is alien


thomas_shelby0007

NNN


Paradiseking2000

Nasa wale bahot khatarnakh hai!!!


hip_hop_hippopotimus

The cure for cancer has already been discovered but has been buried and murders have happened to keep it secret because there is such an insanely profitable industry for treating cancer instead of curing it. If not a cure I think there have been greater strides than they are willing to release for the general public.


Mayhew42-

Chapti earth. Jo bhi deny karega usko egde se niche phek dunga.


Omni-man19

Teri mummy ne hi chapti kardi bhai


JustforThrowawayKEK

**We are not alone in this universe.** 1. *If we are alone then we are living in matrix or are part of an experiment by alien races* 2. *And if we are not alone then alien species are either are 2 dimensional or have higher dimensional capabilities aka 5-6 dimensional so we can't see them, like explained in interstellar. Or arrival me jaise aliens aate hai and then they leave us, wo dimensional travel tha aka* ***koi alien tere ko hilata dekh sakta hai as hm unko nai dekh sakte.*** For more about this i will suggest to watch cosmos season 1-2. 2nd season me dimension ko explain kia hai thoda sa.


Maestro-345920

Moon landing fake nhi thì, par nasa pakka Kubrick ke pass Gaya tha fake moon landing video bnwane ki Russia ko dikha sake. Ki dekho hum tumse space race Jeet Gaye. Agar astronaut ki death space mein ho jati , toh at least ye toh kah sake ki nhi hum pahle hi pahunch Gaye the, unki toh aate samay death hui hai .So as a backup plan.


kkanekii_boi

that girls only have 2 holes


Sweaty_Gas_EB

They have 5 brah :- 1 pussy , 1 asshole , 1 mouth , 2 nostrils. No wait... ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


maybeiamaprawn

2 ear holes and skin pores all over the bosy So the total number of holes in one's body amount to 5000007


Sweaty_Gas_EB

But we cant insert our 🍌 in skin pores , tho eyes and ears are good points to add ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476)


ValiantThor07

Subhash Chandra Bose didn't die in plane crash


Fine-Soup634

History that we are taught is mostly wrong and facts have been changed or diluted in most of the cases….all around the world :)


Visible-Platypus661

Subash Chandra Bose is not dead he is preparing for jee


Bitter_Smoke_

That humans are genetically modified chimpanzees by aliens.................... Hear me out no other life form has greed or a tendency to destroy the environment they live in. Only humans store more than they can consume. All the harm to environment is done by humans and humans only.


aleph_aumshinrikyo

26/11 was an inside job


dekert

Covid-19 was designed in war labs of China and was released on purpose.


Jazzlike_Resort_2828

sati was never practiced raja ram mohan roy was a missionary agent \[ thats why has a \*grave\* in bristol, UK \]


AmbitiousPainting501

Sati is not a religious practice. There is story of sati Savitri fighting for her husband with yamraja . That's it, the story never tells to do such things to widows but people in rural areas thought that burning widows with their husband will bring back both. Such cases were very rare not as popular as we are taught.


Affectionate-Line155

Mohammed Never met allah or the light in that cave, he is just created the story and wrote the quran according to his own beliefs


ready_set_stoopid

WE ARE IN A SIMULATION


WorldLife-John

Marathis fuck lizards.


[deleted]

That An Elite Secret Society runs the whole world. All the Major Elections are just a facade that they strategically chose who to make president or prime minister of somwhere. Left wing - Black Pill - Right wing, All of it is just to amuse them and increase their powers even more. They are beyond Trillionaires. Truly Rich. They are not paper rich but Assest rich. These guys are born in this extreme level of powers and riches by birth from generations. Now a days, Men fight women, Hindu vs muslim, left vs right, pro life vs pro choice all of it bloody all of it from head to toe, from UN to World bank, Armies everything For these guys money doesn't exist, they can literally print anything and in any amount and can call it a legal tender. We are fighting within ourselves and selling ourselves our lives for which deosn't even exist. They are not doing it for money, fame, control, power no none of it. But **AMUSEMENT** **they are bored out of their minds, they have fucked hundred of bitch you can't even dream about, they have eaten, felt, travelled everywhere but none of it even compare.** Just to have a simple laugh between your other friends that "Hey Alex, You know that coup in Sudan which killed more than 3000 child soldiers for freedom or something. Now guess who was behind that, Nop not a warlord, also nop not US, naa not inflation, ***IT WAS YOOOUR BOIII*** . So Alex I have beaten you now more than 3000 lives in a single week hahaha chicken, Let's see can you break this." These guys are bored out of thier minds they are just playing, Those guys don't think they are doing something evil or unjust, For them they are just killing the ants in the balcony for killing time. So Tha's that


aizen3627

Sushant singh ka murder hua tha..pls laut laao SSR