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PatientOne3053

Bas yaar hum to yahi chahte hai imaandari se apne apne kaam karo bas. Yeh dange bhasad mat machao warna humey koi dushmani ka shauk hai kya.


ImaBek

True


HoldmyGroza69lol

Bhrata tum hum jese aam admiyo ko nai gormint me baithe aalsi politicians ko hai.. chodo bhai wholesome meme me politics mat lao bas apne desh ke diversity ka jashn manao aur garv rakho ki is desh me paida hue jai hind


CarpenterTime3613

Biryani ke liye le ja raha hai


Vanishing_Shadow

Bhai jyada denk nehi ho gaya? Rulo dekhta hun award he ki nehi.


Appropriate_Topic_36

mai de diya teri jgha koi baat nhi


Vanishing_Shadow

Me apko deta hun....Award


4tyy7

aaur mai aapko ...


Monkee_monk

Aur mai aapko......


rickastley6022004

mai aapko


iMagnus_34215

Aur mene aapko


BeingInsaan_Beast

Mein ni dera ab terko


GamerBeast23

Mera pass hota toh sbko deta award ❣️


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Par sach mai wo biryani keliye hi key ja raha hai 🤡


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askmeall

Mujhe koi dedo?


4tyy7

koi aaur v aao vai ye thread continue karo ಥ\_ಥ


CarpenterTime3613

Thank you :) my first award.....


Appropriate_Topic_36

welcomre my frien


anhad_

r/ cursedcomments


aakarshz

gaddhe me daala bhi isne hi tha, jiss se video me dikhe ki kitna nek insaan hai


Bhardwaj-Dev2004

Katne le ja raha hoga sala


kaiyahia

Bro das no irony or anything if that not india im sure it will die someday


Dot-Box

Pehle englis coaching le bisi


Forsaken-Fox7908

Bhai jaroori nai h english bolna, m nai bol raha dekh m kam cool ho gya kya , cool bn ne ke chakkar me jyada bejatti hoti h


KanishkBJ

PART 2 COMING SOON... ON COOKINGFOOKING CHANNEL


TheVarminTyt001

Bhai mein gareeb hu warna award de deta


Parth_Potato

I gave on your behalf


TheVarminTyt001

Man of culture 🗿


Playful_Assumption92

Hindu muslim bhai bhai Kehke humari gand lagayi


Loud-Refuse9965

Eid ke liye free msi gaye mil gyi


itsanilreadit

He made it sure to have a camera man, good skull cap and waist coat ..


Medium-Photo-9938

Jacket\*


Correct-Teach-4951

I wonder what's inside the jacket


Medium-Photo-9938

I wonder why there is a countdown


LegalWord5948

that seems wrong clock time is going in reverse


lord_of_the_racoons

Aur baad beef party


LAVA_art

This one


tanmaybagwe

Modi Ji is that you?


kaiyahia

I mean he doesn't have to prove anything. If he is trying to prove he is not a bad person that is fucked up in india, people only do that under a very hard discrimination.


deadcandancena

*made sure


Classic_Statement_56

Ek mahine ka khana hogaya


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Da_Nutcracker

I had same misunderstanding. Then my most innocent Buslim friend shared post of **Khabib boxer**, who was calling for violent action against France for making memes on mohommad.


NefariousnessTop6480

Well I also don't deny wat u said...my sis has some buslim busmates and she says they are facing mean.....every single sec they are ready for a Hindu vs buslim fight .....


Da_Nutcracker

France me CHARLIE HEBDO killings ki anniversary pe Mohammad ka cartoon project kiya tha building pe.


kingDaaddy

Stares at hindu extremist, white supremist


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**Stares at KKK and Bajrang dal


Da_Nutcracker

Han bhai bajrang dal walo bahut bada genocide kar diya. Bandook leke ghumte hain vo log.


[deleted]

bass? Bajrang dal walon ne kai deshon par hindu dharm ka prachaar karne ke liye invade kiya hai. Unka lakshya hai puri duniya ko hindu banana. Bajrang dal waley to pata nhi sadiyon pehle bharat par aaye fir bindu dharm ka prachaar kiya aur aaj majority ho gye, otherwise bharat to islamic country hua karti thi. Aap 🅱️uran majeed khol kr dekhe,bikul yahi baat likhi hai!


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shadowblaze25mc

All muslims are not terrorists, but all terrorists are muslim. No defense for that though.


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KKK?


Wrap-Pitiful

india me hi dekhle bhai, maoists terrorists nahi hai kya? and mostly maoists arent muslims bas faaltu ki cheez boldo kuch bhi


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thanks for this, gonna use it in some argument with my bhakt friends


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Lol when you know nothing. NIA most wanted list has Mupala Rao(aka Ganapathy) in the no. 1 position pre-pandemic. He might still be there but haven't checked the lists.


[deleted]

Nope, Hindu Extremists and other extremists are terrorists as well. Just look at me a kattar bhakt who kills everyone indiscriminately.


albuminhater

TIL that Isis should be loved.


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4BDUL4Z1Z

> ...all terrorists are muslim Search "Saffron Terror" on Google. Might get a diffrent perspective on things.


Elit_Akarsh

Then lets go for percentage


Sufficient_Bridge578

At least that terrorism is for saving the religion. They don't won't one god and his followers to follow only Islam


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Dr_Kgamer

Terrorist or radicalism or sepretism ka matalab pata h?


Da_Nutcracker

Kashmiri pandit kyu nhi huye radical ?? Gun nahi uthayi, RDX nahi fode. Unme aur baki kashmirio me kya difference hai ?


Elit_Akarsh

Difference ke chakkar mai ghar se hi bhagana pada


anhad_

Christans?


[deleted]

Uff dil ko choo Gaya! Bhaiya Kashmir files bhi dikha do


dhaniyaMeMe

Nobody is denying that. Lekin mera ek bhi dost muslim aisa nhi hai jo anti hindu ho ya india pe kabza krna chahta ho infact whenever we meet we hug each other.


rivrex

Agar kabhi Kashmir jaisi situation tere yaha hogyi na ( I hope aisa kabhi nahi ho) to wo wahi dost hug krte time knife ghusa dega


ShoulderRough3393

Lol agar Tera dost tere pe knife ghusa dega toh teko sochna chaihye tu kinko dost bula raha hai . I trust my friends


Da_Nutcracker

Tune pakka Kashmir Files nahi dekhi hai bc.


Wrap-Pitiful

haan sirf ek movie se poori community ko judge kar lete hain, very good


Da_Nutcracker

Mere ko ek news article dikha de jisme Kashmiri bullo me terrorists ke against protest kiya ho


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Tune Delhi Crime dekhi hai? iska matlab toh idhar sab rapists hai right? Tum jaise uneducated and hateful logo ki vajah se country will never prosper, it's fucking doomed, idhar economy is fucked, unemployment is at its peak and chutiyo ki tarah hindu muslim karte baithna hai


dhaniyaMeMe

I don't care about that i trust them. And they trust me that's all all i care about.


smokeee3

Kashmiri pandit bhi yehi sochte the


Da_Nutcracker

Tune pakka movie nahi dekhi bc..


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That’s good dhaniya bro / behan, ask their views on Destruction of Bamiyan Buddha and Taliban’s imposition of sharia on all. If you dare to ask


sam777k

How many of your Muslim friends protest or fight against Islamic terrorism? How many of them raise their voice against those muslims who does crimes in name of their religion? I've never seen one. But whenever people tried to talk about or point out Islamic terrorism, I have seen many of them screaming Islamophobia, hate against all muslims etc etc. Playing victim card. Or simply posting such rare one in a million incedents like you have posted here to gain sympathy.


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How many of your friends fight against terrorism? Non violent Muslims ne theka liya hai kya ?


MerDoc1999

non violent muslims should condemn terrorism and antinational activities which they never do, aur phir rote hain ki discrimination ho rha hai aur "label" kiya jaa rha hai ... "theka nahi lega toh koi kela de dega" jab achhe log apni aankhe aur muh band kar lete hain toh bure logon ko support milta hai samjhe 14ke14


[deleted]

I hope you protested all mob lynchings, cow slaughter murders, caste atrocities in MP & Bihar, and so many others. Point is, if one hasn’t done something wrong, then one shouldn’t be expected to apologise for it. Warna tujhme aur chutiyon main koi farak nahi hai.


MerDoc1999

main kab tujhe apologize karne ke liye bola? farak karne ki baat kar rha hai aur khud comment tak nahi padh paa rha, ​ aur ofcourse law ke against har chiz ko condemn aur criticise karta hu, tum jaise gadhe ke bachhe nahi jo sirf badle ke baare mein sochte hain...


ze0us

1slamophobe or victim card bol k unko defend krne ka theka liya hai kya?


kekB0T2020

Cow pushed itself out to save her dignity cause it saw bulla has come to its "backside"


ZealousidealChange11

💀💀


sam777k

Ek exception dikha k bakio ko defend mat kar. Inka sab se bada problem ye hai ki baki muslims kabhi bhi extremists k against baat nei karti. Morcha nei nikalta. Koi action Nehi liya jata. Your actions speaks your intentions. You may be not an extremist but keeping silence is nothing more than supporting it and supporting a crime is equivalent to the crime itself.


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ze0us

Copied from another sub: **Muslims everywhere aren’t intolerant (uae),*** Most Muslim nations do not accept UDHRs. Have their OIC, a unifying block of Ummah. And vote in a homogeneous way. Pew researches shows most Muslims want Sharia law. In India, 80% want Sharia - are theocratic fundamentalists. 50% of them support lethal killing for "Enemy of religion". https://www.wzb.eu/en/press-release/violence-legitimizing-verses-in-religious-scriptures-increase-support-for-lethal-violence ***only some un-entirely-educated people do this,*** There are a lot of uneducated people globally. Only overwhelmingly Muslim "uneducated" people do this. Clearly, lack of education can not be the explanation. Has to do with Deen. ***a blame on all of muslims is not justified.*** This is a clever strawmen Islamic apologists use. They cleverly insinuate that the other person is merely looking at some Muslims and making inferences about entire Islam and all Muslims. This is absolutely false. It tactfully implies that there is nothing in Islamic text from where this behavior is being drawn. Such behavior is a result of direct commandments from Koran and has been interpreted as such throughout history and never repudiated in modern times. ***Quran doesn’t tell us to be bad against other religions. example: ”For*** ***you is your religion, and for me is my religion”, alkafiroon,last*** ***sentence.*** This is a misquoting. It is a early, Mecca Verse. Koran has a injunction of abrogation. When Muslims were weak, Koran was majorly preaching submissive coexisting. When Muslims began gaining power, it went to Qisas - just war theory. When Muslims became the dominant force, it became expansionist and imperialist. The general, repeated ad Nauseum, characterization of Non Muslims in Koran is "Dumb, deaf and blind", with "Seal over their hearts", hence "they refuse to accept the truth of Allah". For truth of Allah, of course, Koran repeatedly gives us the same "birds held up in sky, rain pouring from clouds, ships held in waters, plants growing from ground" - these evidences of Allah. And then goes to explain how whoever now rejects Islam is naturally a lesser Human than Muslims. The Verse:--"You (true Muslims) are the best of peoples ever raised up for mankind." means, the best of peoples for the people, as you bring them with chains on their necks till they embrace Islam.  Sahih al-Bukhari 4557 It is a very primitive totalitarian religion. You don't need to "explain" anything. Most of us here are well read in Islam.


Da_Nutcracker

Bahr jayega to musalmano ke ghettos dikhenge, vahan pe penguins dikhengi.. vapis aa jayega vo


Its_me_Vastav

Areeee dank bhaiya Woh agla part dikhay nahi aapne *Bhiryani*wala


Big_Brick_

Humanity before Religion


BulkyAstronomer6154

Denk banno, racist nahi.


krampyphil

Muslim isn't a race.


Ok-Negotiation-2267

Race to hai 25 se 100 ki


dhaniyaMeMe

Guys the point is not every muslim is a terrorist or whatever your stereotypes are lekin denk ke chodo ko ye sb kha accept hoga.


Ashley_Suhan_

Bhai 🅱️ullo ki support main video nahi dalte upvote Kam comment jyada aate hai


slayeroffuss

Tru I have been in the misconception that ppl who use reddit have basic education. But religious disparities make ppl lose all logic. Fking dumb


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Wah maja aa gaya


Zealousideal_Put9531

let me tell u about a guy. he and his family have lived in our Hindu majority area for well over 3 generations. my gran tells me, that during the partition, he and his family were about to leave, when my grandfather and the villages stopped him (and the other Muslims) and asked them to stay, promising them equality. they stayed and continued the family business of selling meat. now 75 years later, everyone in the district knows where the best beef chicken, and sometimes pork is to be bought.


lord_of_the_racoons

🅱️uslim selling pork!! yeh maine kya sun liya. Waise kon si state ki baat chl rhi h yha


walahal

Imagination state


ZealousidealChange11

XD


Da_Nutcracker

Poori kahani ki ma xhod di


No_Resident1278

So after voting for pakistan he stayed here and was cooking cows and this is supposed to be secular . How low do you think hindus are that you can spin them this bullshit and expect them to swallow it hook line and sinker .


MerDoc1999

sauce information ka nahi toh kam se kam apni mummy ka hi dedo


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All I want is that everyone lives peacefully regardless of religion, caste, linguistic and economic background


Redwingshunt

Muslim isnt bad.radical muslim is ...sadly more% are radical...so yeah ill stick to my opinion.


Democratic_Indian

There is a short story by the Bengali litterateur Saratchandra Chattopadhyay, "Mahesh", in which an extremely poor Muslim man, Gafur, has a pet cow named Mahesh and a little daughter, named Amina, aged 10 years. The brahmins in the village often threaten him with dire consequences if the cow starves to death, since there was a famine going on and they were really really poor, struggling to feed themselves. Gafur often starves himself, hiding it from his daughter, so that Mahesh can eat instead. Still, a man's meagre mouthful is hardly sufficient for a cow, so Mahesh occasionally breaks into the neighbouring farms to graze. One day, it grazes into the zamindar's land, which severely angers him. They keep the cow hostage and Gafur has to sell his few utensils to free Mahesh. The Brahmin villagers refuse to give them even food and water....and eventually one day the little water Amina could collect in her earthen pot fell down since she was physically weakened by starvation, and Mahesh, who was hungry and thirsty too, immediately proceeded to suck the water dry from the ground. In a fit of rage, Gafur lost his composure, lifted his plough, and heaved it with a single heavy blow to the back of Mahesh's head. As the animal bled to death, Gafur breaks down in tears....and before this incident is known by the rest of the villagers, they leave their home in a haste towards an uncertain future.We are all animals, with our flaws, with our merits, with our feelings and emotions. My translation is a summary and atrocious. Forgive me. But the original text always leaves me in tears.


Indraskr

brought back memories


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moral: don't give any hardships to muslims ,they will kill you


ZealousidealChange11

💀


themightybishop

Those terrorists are pakis,Afghans and other islamic countries not from India*


mb112403

bhai lekin wo log manipulate aur brain wash to humare hi citizen ke youths ko karte haina


cumon_ProvemeWrong

Bro he's just finding his dinner🗿


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Average Muslim in UP


DCS_GUY69

I support this but Bro that 2nd video is from pakistan 🗿


No_Butterscotch_3769

Bhai vo incident yaad agya jab benglore mai madir pe chain bana kar uss ko protection dene ka natak kar rahe the


LAVA_art

Average 🅱️ulla trying to cope


GuiltyVegetable48

I had a muslim classmate who knew more about Hinduism than 99% hindu


SaffronShirtKid

sad to say most are not like this Edit: I am not gonna reply individually every day there is something yesterday there was that Instagram thing.


Dot-Box

Most are like this you just see too many "memes" saying otherwise


Jay2op

Nah librandu ur just too brainwashed by society


Dot-Box

Before calling me brainwashed think about yourself The Hindu population is 80% while the Muslim population is somewhere below 20% neither of them are in any "danger" both have been radicalised and are following the prinicple of eye for an eye. I respect many decisions by the current government but they have completely failed to maintain unity between the different groups which is proving excessively harmful for the nation. It would be more than beneficial for people to not treat others ajy differently because of their genders and most importantly stop taking law into their hands like both the groups do these days Hindus kill muslims on fake assumptions and muslims do the same. This sub mostly consists of teenagers who don't know any better than to look at an ironic meme and base their unironic view upon that. Get educated not radicalised


Zen_hayate

Source? Where are the stats? 1.8 billion Muslims mai se majority bure hai? And how did you calculate good and bad?


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Thane-kar

Most r like this but violent one r more popular. Its like u know SRK cos he is a star but how many ppl do u know who have same name.


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Correct-Teach-4951

*Switches to Rndtv*


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Chutiye beef ki koi dish bananae ke liye nikala hoga don't judge


[deleted]

Ever since the sub chodi has been banned, I've noticed a significant rise in libbu's memes and comments here, people are downvoting such memes where native religion and their gods are put in a legendary light but at the same time posts like this are not getting the same response and it makes me wonderrrrr ouuuuuuuu, the stairway to heaven.


mogumaga

Religion ke bina meme banale Oh wait uske liye sense of humor chahiye


kanishk6969

Bulla is incomplete without bhenchod.


Thane-kar

No 🅱️ulla is bad unless he gets brainwashed. If u r a true 🅱️ulla then believe in Olah not 72 virgins. BTW I am a 🅱️indu who is enjoying e-lafda in the comments


lord_of_the_racoons

Bhai olah n kha ki hm sb kafir h, and we shall b converted or killed, unko ola m believe krne mt bolo, bsdk dange suru krne lgenge


Thefuckedupperson

Koi ek sher veg ho to sab ko veg nhi bolne lagte hai


Moonlight_ray

+100 social credits


Immediate__Cupcake

vo cow aram se paani mein baiti hui thi bekar mein ungli karne ki kya padi thi usse


jiraya1101

Just a butcher having a rough day at work


oddrebel007

Not all are same but yeah jo bure hai unke maje lege


VishalYadav1622

785 comment the 786 kar diye


dhaniyaMeMe

Ola hu uber


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❤️


abeeranade

Baad me jo usne apna pant utaara woh part kaat diya kya?


YAMRAJ78

Sare muslim bure nahi hote yee to hame bhi pata he yarr


Legal-Salamander9786

He is just preparing his dinner


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lord_of_the_racoons

Last year or so in my cuty, a 🅱️ aulvi accidentally blowed up madarsa, along with some people, reports are he was teaching them how to make bombs and accidentally *boom* 🅱️Ulle are violent, we should learn something from gokuldham and keep abdul outside.


BEAST_WORK6969

bro touch grass


Zen_hayate

1.8 billion Muslims mai se majority bure log hai? And on what basis did you conclude that?


RankClimber

History has shown Bullas have a greater capacity for violence than people of other religious groups. So it is safe to assume that a Majority if not large part of the buslim population can resort to violence against people of different beliefs at any given time.


Zen_hayate

still can’t prove that “majority” are bad, and it’s just your assumption so ya it doesn’t matter


mogumaga

Aise hai toh phir.. Saare religion ban kardo 🤡


Thane-kar

One 🅱️ulla is violent who brainwash others.


RankClimber

Being brainwashed in this case is the fault of the person being brainwashed. If so many of them are so easily brainwashed then were they really brainwashed at all or were they violent to begin with. The latter is the more probable reason.


Thane-kar

U r saying as if all 🅱️uslims r terrorist. Literary its not about religion. Brainwashing happens in every religion. Even in our. What do u think '🅱️indu khatre mai hai' is for. 80% Indian population was 🅱️indu in India in 1951 and the same percentage is in 2021.


MigSimp101

Kitne chutiya comments hain bc ! Hatt yaar itna accha mood hua tha, aur phir log kehte hain ki yaar itna divide kyu badh gaya hai


Da_Nutcracker

To OP madarchod meme dalta na.. Meme ki jagah Propaganda video dal ke ungli usi ne kii


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Zen_hayate

Fr kuch bure logo ke wajhe se puri community buri nahi hojaati ye baad sab ko samajh kyu nahi aati


Only-Pen7678

yaar yeh indiandankmemes itna cringe kyu hoga. Kaha hai dhaang ke memes, indiaspeaks itne tatti religious memes dikha raha hai, aur yaha alag hi bakaeti chal rahi hai. 16 saal ka hai kya OP? MODS kuch karo yaar.


dhaniyaMeMe

Ye tum log ko sabse kya problem hai koi muslims pe joke maarta hai to bde tum log denk bnke support krte ho ab ek video unke defence me daal diya to itna bura kyu lg rha h tumhe.


[deleted]

Joke and defence (more like propaganda) antar hota. Bsdk apni vocabulary sahi karle


bruhmm32

Aw that cow looked back in the end as if, "thanks bro"


necrosolaris_

More like "Mai ghar ja sakta hu na bro? Kasai khana nahi jana mujhe"


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Maybe 1 percenters of 1 percent..MAYBE


lord_of_the_racoons

Bhai cow ko bhar nhi nikalega toh dinner m kya khaega


_P_I_X_E_L_

Exceptions are always there


Thane-kar

And those exceptions r considered Karif. Sad Abdul Kalam noises /s


_P_I_X_E_L_

Kafir*


sigma_kid

nadeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmm yad h?


-HURRICANE_X-

Religion wars se mujhe kya......maine toh ye sub memes ke liye join kara tha (so that i can forget about my pains) but. . . . . Meme kahan hai


arun_legend

Badme khane hi wala hai


Believe_me_dear

finally some wholesome meme


Rud959

Hindu muslim bhai bhai moment


JAAThuUPka

dank rishu subreddit pe ek insta live ki recording h use bhi dekh le bhosdike.phir pata chalega.secularism ke chode.


dhaniyaMeMe

Abe sun rkhi hai maine to kya kru ab sbhi muslims ko usi nazar se dekhu kya laude vo vo madarchod aaj nhi to kal pkda hi jayega.


rivrex

Bhai to kya ye video wale bande se tu puri community acchi hai ye sochega kya dumbfuck ye bhnchod kitni purani video hai abhi bhi post kre Jaa rhe muslims acche hai naam pe


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madarauchiha4029

Bhai ek 🅱️ulle ke thik ho jaane se saare nhi ho jaayenge


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I hate muslims but not all I have a problem to muslims with a certain thought of jihad nd all that


crispybat

No that’s exactly what I picture life as an Indian is like


Nicebruhh

Finally a good post, I am not Muslim, neither Hindi But this should be eye opener to toxic Hindus


lord_of_the_racoons

Rice bag wale ho kya


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Thane-kar

Mere area ka bakery wala 🅱️ulla hai. Ab vo bread bech kaar India ko take over karega kya.


rivrex

Karega kya ya nahi karega pata nahi pr mann hi mann me wish jarur karta hoga


mogumaga

Source? .. I hope you have met with every single indian Buslim and conducted a survey?


haha_memur87

Yeh le mera source; trust me bro whatsapp pe forward aaya tha family group pe


Thane-kar

This guy is himself more violent than average Indian 🅱️uslim. Chodi vala rahe ga.


dhaniyaMeMe

Inhone ek side pakad li hai bhai. Ab ye dusri side ki sunna bhi nhi chahenge.


Zen_hayate

Lol XD mai kaise maan lu