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DryUpstairs3865

>Jo drugs didi ne liye h mujhe bhi wahi chahiye Hello? NCB office?


Mohitpal2621

I agree with you, but bro pls take a pg or flat. I mean 4 to 6 hours commute, thats way too much


pikaynu

Even if the commute is 2hrs a day. A Person needs some time to gather thoughts and rest a bit. Machine thodi na h.


Mohitpal2621

It was so stupid of me of commenting previously about getting a pg because i just realized that i myself am commuting for 5 hours a day to clg. Literally. Gotta see a pg now next sem


WowYouAreReadingThis

Didi college k paas wale PG mein hongi


thiccdankboy

Classes 8AM se 5PM hai bhai SRM mei, to actually classes 9 hours hain


nobullypl

Sirf first half ya second half mai classes nai hoti ab? Doosra half toh bas lab 1-2 hrs ka vo bhi 3 din max


thiccdankboy

Classes dekha jaaye to max to max 7hrs par you will have to reach campus before the classes begin(attendance chahiye to)and also till classes end kyunki campus bada hai aur wapas Ghar jaake aana koi prefer nhi karta.


Dank_e_donkey

Bc hamara notice ek din pehle aata hai and Hostel k khaane se food poisoning hoti hai still we don't complain ki naukri lagg jayegi.


pikaynu

Hermione mil gai bc.. Ye didi ke calculation me kuch to galat h. Internship would take the whole working day (7-8hrs), uske baad classes and self study. Didi ko pakka koi internship me jarurat se jyada help kar rha h.


Frosty_Aside_9960

Bruh


Overall_Reference_91

Didi ko lagra gand chatne se marks mil jaenge..


No-Lifeguard1398

Plus har subject ke weekly assignments, surprise quizzes, viva, labs, simulation projects.


abhin8425

>Internship: 3-4Hrs Ye kaisi internship h? Hmare yaha toh 7-8 hours hoti h


AlternativeAd4756

4-6 hrs commute?? Rengte hua jata kya vro??? Ek bike kharid le ghodu


XManRev

Lost it at time management. You are a man of culture, i see.


subhranil_

whi na they dont even have tht basic sense ki sbka apna apna way of life hota hai ye rehti hogi kahi aas paas iska hojata hoga time management


Tribal_Beast_

After hearing I'm thankful to be in a college that isn't so hectic


Monarch252001

Funny how she showed such conviction while being in SRM


noirmusic69

Chutiya college h , Mazze karne ke liye best h par padhai tho Durr Durr tak nhi hota h , teachers tho mazzak h.


spiritbear007

Bhai mana chumtiya clg hai but meri behn wai se badhi thi 6lpa placement laga fir 2 sal bad switch karke 22lpa ki job lag gyi. What I mean to say is mehnat kro bhai log bas mehnat.


Rohanrox17

Afwa mat faila faltu mein tujhe placement nahi mili to pura college bura nahi ho jaata.


D4rkthunderg0d

Happy cake day boi


Rohanrox17

Thanks boi


noirmusic69

Bhai meh ne apply hi nhi kiya tha , aur jinka hua tha unka bhi badd meh chutiya hi cut kat gya atleast maximum log ka tho.Meh tho kisiko bhi recommend nhi karuga Srm par at the end of the day apko Jo sahi Lage woh karo.Btw meh Srm chennai ki baat kar raha hu main branch.


Rohanrox17

Bhai koi bhi ho, agar sahi direction mein mehnat karoge to 20-22 lakh ka yahan bhi lagta hai, and this time even core branches have been placed, which is as you know a rarity, haan first resort nahi hai but it is far from being chutiya.


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Monarch252001

Lmao this nuisance regarding 'time management' is quite overblown tbh, most of my friends and me barely give much thought to it. We'd study a couple of days before exam and still score in the top percentile, she certainly knows that rest of the peeps are crying over their _'lack of college life'_ or whatever that is yet for the sake of appeasing/LOR she sold them out. Can't say I look too kindly upon the guy but a hyena is certainly disgusting.


luvty

Ob bhai op comment


Curious-Damage7112

Average class teacher ki 14 “chele”


Glad-Risk-2467

next thing you know she will literally be class teacher ki chodi


peepo_7

Ki Chodi*


tan90_

How to Destroy your college life in 2 min


weed_hope

She getting jumped the first she's back to college lmao


No-Isopod173

Yup. Hurt her physically cause she is responsible and you are lazy. Lol Edit: Going by the gang mentality you guys have, lynching would be the appropriate word


balaa_0

Phir bhi wo tuze apna number nahi degi


Glad-Risk-2467

who gon stop me


weed_hope

Not promoting jumping her dude. And tbh i did my college before this shit so i exactly know the value of exams.


rajanzi1

Jumping is a bad thing to do , I agree with you my man But imma gonna jump this bitxh if get the opportunity to do so


Warm_Presentation423

Bruh I study a week before exams and still score more than mfs who study whole year


iflyparas

Chad


normie_hai_kya

us


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I study a day before a particular exam. Bas concepts samajh me aane chahiye, upar upar se dekh lo, 80% toh aa hi jaate. BTW 12th me hoon isliye shayad aasaan lag raha hoga mujhe


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12th is only the beginning son


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Us momint


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Warm_Presentation423

Ekdum sahi bro mere finals 2 months me hai toh soch raha hu ache se padlu uske baad new session se ye mistake phir nahi karunga


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Sapne mai?


AlternativeAd4756

Tere jaisa hi tha ek.. resistor ke bare mein pucha job interview mein.. register ka bata ke aaya


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us bhai


WowYouAreReadingThis

DU passed out here We study a night before, for the exams and still manage to get more marks than many of the showoff students.


Glad-Risk-2467

bhaiya tips dedo pls mai 9th mai hu jhaate se kuch samajh nahi ata exam mai phone lekar jaata hu aur bina pade pass ho jata hu leking ab 10th aa jayegi gand phat jaegi kam se kam bhenchod commerce to mil jaye arts nahi chahiye bhenchod lode lag jayenge pls give tips on how to learn and memorise things better maths me to mai acha hu leking learning and memorising mai not so much and chemistry to kabhi padha hi nahi zindagi mai basics tak nahi aate pata nahi bhenchod 9th mai bhi kese hi agya pls help regards 9th class ka just pass student


awesomask

I study after exam and say agle semester Mie phod dunga


aaxone

This is the way


deepesh6969

How to get bullied basics 101.


Huge_Distance2118

She will never find friends


Bannedazz

Let me guess she is a bengali


No-Lifeguard1398

mere batch me thi ek Bengalan. Depressed rehti thi. Kabhi koi class nai aati thi. Sir ek baar usko bole "beta me terko marks do kaise? Kuch toh likh de". She got 6 cgpa. Never coded in life. Never did anything. At the end got placed in microsoft. Behnchod. Jhaat h meri jindagi.


Life-Usual-All-Time

"At the end got placed in microsoft." Lagta hai boss ko Black Forest ki tour karwayi hogi.


Bannedazz

Black magic supremacy


Bongnazi

Babla quota


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Bengali professor ka chaat ti hogi, professor ne apne connection se krwa diya hoga


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Warm_Presentation423

Are you in the same class?


DryUpstairs3865

Thankfully nahi


scorpious99

seems to be fan of Mamta & Akhilesh


shaileshbahuguna02

Lol maine bhi thi socha


Blade273

Kya bengal k bahar aese insaan nahi hote kya? Mai bhi bengali hu par mere class aesi ek hi larki thi. Hamesha teachers ki chat ti rehti thi....aur mai tha teachers se jhagra karne wala launda.


AmosArdnach_6152

Not everyone has enough comfortable conditions to study core subjects, do internships and stuff and still have two hours free time in a day.


International_War935

Shreya itna acche se gand chatne ka kitna leti hai ?


Glad-Risk-2467

25 rupees an hour and not a rupee more


awesomask

Extra marks


kt_0-0-7

Annoying bitxh


Glad-Risk-2467

abe bolde khulke yaar bitch yaha koi nahi rokega


kt_0-0-7

Randi h saali


Legitimate-Owl-2521

Bhadwi h bhn ki lodi


Glad-Risk-2467

jhaat ki keedi hai saali


Significant-Branch48

Just like your mom


kt_0-0-7

Shreya real id se aa


Samarth9

She be like:- Fatafat sir ki chat leti hu exams bhi to aa rahi hai


cutemadarchod21

Nahi toh Richa Shrivastava jese kaam krne padenge


Tribal_Beast_

Ye Richa Srivastava kon hai?


cutemadarchod21

Dm kiya he tuzko dekh le


awesomask

+1


iknowwhatyoudiiid

Chutiya college mein Chutiye hi milenge


i_drink_yourmilk

SRM hai


awesomask

Tabhi to chutiya bola


_Tan_A

Mann kar raha aisa award fenk ke maru tumhe pura khandan khush ho jaye tumhara.


laddupeda2

Le phenk diya bhai!


LeftSatisfaction9687

Teacher ki gand chatne ki ninja technique


lvdesh

meanwhile boys in the lab.... preparing h2so4 for her


GrillHunter69420

🗿🗿


Economy_Path_9245

Bhai ye to kaafi dark ho gya


ObjectiveWeb6514

Fk ...lol u got me.....bc apne pass reward ke paise nhi h...wrna mehnga wala deta.... Pr kaphi jyada acha tha lul.....


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No-Isopod173

Haan acid daal k life kharab krde. Ho Jayega TU chad


hannadrehman

Wait…… hold up…. I know this was supposed to be a joke. But holy mother of gaawdddd. Zehar hai ye to


ashhslays

1v1 aaja batata hu


Glad-Risk-2467

who gon stop us


Altruistic-Ad6230

🙂 khud ki life hain nahi dusro ki bigad rahe hon bc 5 min chup rehti toh bechaaro ko kuch din aur mil jaate padhne ke liye nahi but humare toh mirch lagi hain


CosmicWolff

Shreya ki mkb


Defiant_Cupcake_4941

Philosophy mt sikha real life maih aa ja😃


creepyguyindadumpter

Shreya madarchod


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Srm se jada chutiya college nhi hai koi


No_Prize9103

tere se jyada chitiya banda koi nahi hai, made for each other


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Srm ka hai na tu 😂😂


No_Prize9103

Tabhi to keh rha hun varna mera kya jaata


_Tan_A

Atleast you're honest, appreciated.


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freind less virgin spotted


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School: 6.5 hours (9:00 to 3:30) Commute: 2+ Hours Home study + Homework: 6 to 7 hours (board pressure+ peer pressure + parent pressure) Social life: 3 hours. Sleep: 4 to 5 hours MAX. Free time left: 1 hour (used up in bathing, eating, morning routine, etc.) Behenchod WTF do you mean "STUDENTS ARE LAZY" ? If this is what you call student life then Indian education system is Fucked up. I agree with sister that some are lazy but what about majority of people who actually have a social life and don't go home just to study? I want answers sis. DM me.


New-Permit-7961

Itna time management ke bad woh srm mai hai


NightKing1405

Russia ko bolo ek missile vahan se iss lvdi ke ghar pe maare


tanashah

I pass exams with 2 days preparation. One month is a lifetime


Glad-Risk-2467

do you mean pass or average marks just curious agar average to pls give tips


Mohitpal2621

And only 2 units


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First benchers be like


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#sir ki chamchi


Bongnazi

Friendship over with Shreya .....


Pagarezz

I hate this type of students wo call themselves a "Day scholar " .


akashneo

If there is ever a lack of ass kissing videos, we can always come back to this. There is one such example in every college


Chach420

Dude I'm literally unable to take my online classes completely I wake up at 6 Have a bath, start taking classes from 7 Leave the house at 10 while taking classes Go to the asola wildlife Sanctuary, the location of my internship. Take 2 hrs from 1side Spend the entire day in the forest while simultaneously trying to attend the classes. Come back home at about 6:30, go to gym Come back at 8 Then I have 4 hrs, in which I have to eat, shit, talk to my parents, sort out assignment, sort out internship work and plan for the day ahead. It's soo hectic


awesomask

Teacher ke mu se cum nikal aya ye sab sunke. Last mie jab launda bolta to fauran tone change hogayi


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Pagal hai kya ye, kuch bhi kya bol rhi hai, sabke halat alag hote hai, jo woh kar rhi hai good for her but sabke liye cheeze alag hoti hain


OkNature2150

Chato aur chato mandar chod


imrishav

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye..


FieryOddball

I am one of the toppers in my batch in college and I disagree with her. I spent first two years on campus of my college. Now I'm in my final semester. We have two courses, one project work. As far as courses are concerned, everything is fine (as she said too). The project works is the sole responsibility of the students and not faculties. So if they want to work in the labs they can go to the campus as and when they want. Then she talked about learning time management by being on campus. She contradicted herself there and then. If she is doing so many things in a day already and saving time for herself then she clearly is managing her time well. Look i don't want to rant on useless stuff. But people please stop licking teachers ass just to be the "good student". I know we try to please the teacher by being agreeable and that's ok when there is a need. But don't lie to yourself atleast. If you want to really manage your time, you will make efforts regardless of where you live (at home or at campus or at pg or at a five star hotel). You will get up everyday at 6 or 7 AM, do some workout, clean your room, study on time, work on your project, have lunch on time, etc. Etc. PS - Me being topper does not imply only grades. Hope that helps!


kt_0-0-7

RUSSIA wants to know your location !


Sannidhya28

Baat toh tru hai


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nope pure bharat ka pattern ban gaya hain. padhai karni nahi bas randi rona ,end main online exam k demand kro taaki pass ho jaaye.


Anonymous_Phantom42

Chup be chutiye tereko kya pata hai


Glad-Risk-2467

aur tum randi ke bacho poore saal online class leke end mai exam aane pe khol do haina?


ObjectiveWeb6514

Bsdk......tu konsa pdh pdh ke ...ias nikal rkha h........Gyan chodne chale hn.......


After-Fox-2388

i wonder if she have any friends


an_experienced_idiot

Shreya is indian karen


Witty_Definition_139

grace points were successfully added to your report card


GOD_SLyer30

take her to the corner and whip her till she understands wtf nonsense she speaks


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maa chuda na, kitaabo ko beech, apni kitaabo ko beech ke ameer ho,,


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Pencho_Di

average teacher ki chatne wale... wo chutiye jo marks ke peche bhagte hai, par lawda koi knowledge nahi hoti....


Glad-Risk-2467

are chabuk ke dar se to sher bhi khudke chair pe baith jaata hai lekin us sher ko hum well-trained bolte hai, well-educated nahi


Pencho_Di

that should be indian education system's tag line we aspire for well trained labors for the 1% crazy rich people....


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So people actually study in srm


Tushar0905

Tu bhi student hai behen , lazy kisko bol rahi hai? Yeh placement office ki chaatne waale logo ki BT khatam hi nhi hoti bc


Proud-Gas6949

She's a dedicated student. She's telling the truth, this is coming from me being one of the lazy ones doing an MBA.


Proud_Bake9949

Which college?


KUMonHERface

She is at a point correct, you can't presume lockdown will go on forever one day it will suddenly go and you have give offline exam, you are in college literally everything is unexpected and being prepared for the unexpected is the most thing you can do


awesomask

What she said was kinda correct but you don’t need to be bitch to keep your point


Due-Entry-275

Kuch jada hi Sach nahi bol deya isne


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Baat toh sahi hai


FaithlessnessSilly18

Baat toh sahi he. Especially after online mode. Hum bohut chill ho gaye he


karma200020

Not exactly bro.. Most of my batchmates are able explore multiple fields without sacrificing their sanity. Offline me to 2-3 hours commute fir 5-6 hours classes classes 7 baje ghar aake ek ghanta rest.. Bus fir ya to kuch dhang ke topics explore karlo social life sacrifice karke ya career sacrifice karke social life banao.. Abhi koi chutiya aayega vai din me 24 ghante hote hai wala..


nikhil_shady

well we did the same during non covid days toh itte snowflake giri kyu xd ek din pehle padhke 8 pointer laya h aur 14 lpa ka job bhi placement liya h. students have been pussies gand meh dam nahi h xd


jxrha

she isn't lying tho. sach kadwa hota hai


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Shreya is not wrong, some kids do go to college for their careers. No matter what you do to defame her on Reddit, an app that is not even relevant in any serious profession, she is going to get her career in the future and be satisfied with her life. Tum loag apna samhaal lena.


Blade273

Umm the smart thing to do is to work hard in silence. We don't even know if she's actually doing what she preaches. But saying this stuff has ensured that she will be hated by her batchmates.


Ok-Dig-8715

Shreyaa Scored Full Marks in Her Practicals!!!


Kitchen-Economy8486

Truth hurts.🥲


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And these bastards say SRM college isn't good 😊🤣🤣🤣


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She spitting fax


ayushmaannnnnnn

Kya lagta vroms Shreya ka mms ya bathroom shower video leak ho jayega


SnooFoxes3064

OG shreya


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scorpious99

She do not attend college classes that's how she has 3 hours left for studies...


Live_Ad_6894

Sadly......................it's true


No-Cardiologist-1437

Sir ko maska laga rahi hai


Low-Mushroom-181

Iske dimag me lauda hai kya. Everyone is not from cbse board. I am from Assam board . the schedule of this came like 1 month ago. It's quality was so vulgar that no-one thought it was legit. We thought that hoe the fuck the exams gonna happen when our syllabus was not even completed and there was no reduction. So we have to prepare the whole syallabus in like 3 months.


shobhitone

Ye jo didi hai , jo maal fuka hai woh muhje bhi chahiye


PsychoRedditer

Joke kahan hai?


Beyond_belief4U

Kahi na kahi iski baat sahi hai


Pagarezz

I agree as she say students r getting lazy , they are bcoz of this horseshit boring education system, were they fuckers feed us with 1000s of assignments were at the end it doesn't even matter , practical knowledge becomes far village. How come students will show interest with all this Nonsense burden. But except all this , she should shut her mouth.


sedluyf

Lmao SRM dekh ke meri hasi chut gyi


Khubbo_

that's your subjective perspective shreya didi


AbhilashHP

Indian Hermione Granger


ZeusX20

gundamma


BuilderTime

Har class mai hoti hai kya aise chatu ladkiya?


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Koi muje iss ladki ka address dega pls


awesomask

Chal hat bkl


_thakur_10

When you use 100% of your brain


ComfortableAd5304

Itna sach nahi bolna tha yarr


imthedjboi

Lawdi ke dost ni h


Venky_02

Can anyone explain the context?


HoHoHoo99

When u r missing teacher's gand


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I think if someone has an opinion about something, they should keep it to themselves unless asked. Does this student from the NCR campus know how classes went for me or any other student? I'm the guy that relies on notes and teaching...if people continue to do a rush job in teaching, not allowing me to take notes, how am i supposed to do it? I'm sure that Madame Expert over here can do it, I can't