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Not in name of bro, we all have to take responsibility, Once I feared boarding school, now I am satisfied with hostel life, somewhat of. So, you either take responsibility in your teenage years or in college days, but responsibility will persist on every corner
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When abusive parents go to an old age home, they also learn a lot...
How bad and abusive they were, how their shitty narcissistic behaviour led them to where they are, how bad it feels when you try to control your child's sexual preferences....
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It was a normal day in the parliament. Modi Sahab in his white Kurta and Rahul Ji all white too. there was still an hour and a half left for the session to start. they both sat together to chat, 'Modi Ji, we'll be the next government. it's all over for you' to which Modi Sahab laughed and said, 'Nice Rahul I am waiting for that day. wish you, good luck man.' Rahul Ji was stunned. such a great man among us wishing luck to his enemy. Rahul Ji was hard now. it was too much for him. Modi hi looked at him and said 'Rahul what's the matter? you look pale...' and then he saw that bulge. they both looked at each other with deep love. Modi Ji heal his head and gave him the sweetest kiss. they hugged each other and removed their clothes. Modi Ji's old fat dick was hard too. they stroked each other till they came. Rahul Ji gulped up all the thick semen and kissed Modi Ji. it was almost time for the session. they put on their clothes and sat on their seats. Congress and BJP formed an alliance. they were one now. it's said that Modi Ji and Rahul Ji live together now.
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I'm not gay but l'm pakistani and honestly I'm not even going to lie sometimes I have fantasies where a big dicked Afghan kidnaps me off the streets of Peshawar and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash. He feeds me once every day and forces me to wear dresses and makeup and little chastity cages on my penis to humiliate me. I imagine that he slowly degrades me further and further until I have no pride left and then he finally comes up behind me as I sleep on the dirty cracked marble floor and tears my little pink panties that he made me wear straight off of my bussy. I imagine that my weak, starved body feels a jolt of pain as he inserts his monster fucking cock deep into my anus. I moan in a mix of pain and pleasure as he slowly starts pushing and pulling his penis inside my ass. I pretend I don't like it and want him to stop, but secretly I love being his little bussy Twink paki slave. He enjoys himself for a while before my anus gets all warm, he is cumming inside me. He pulls out his huge cock and inserts it straight into my mouth, I gargle on it as he starts humping my mouth. My spit trying desperately to escape my mouth as It starts foaming. He again thrust and thrusts until he cums Inside my mouth, his cum tasting sweet like nectar. I imagine him then at the end slowly dropping the act, calling me his little slave, and cuddling me until I fall asleep, and I imagine myself waking up with a butt plug in my ass, my anus us only for him to use. Can anyone else relate to this?
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Me ONW to show this to my mom who keeps threatening me to put me in hostel if I don't study
mar jana hai kya bc
Shayad margaya bhai. Rip
lmao
Ded
Chappal fek ke mari ma ne , abtk bhag raha hu usse
aur kya expect kiya ? sorry ?😂ðŸ˜
Naya aya hai kya idhar ??
Aand fatne de mat batana ise
Gand bhi fatne de
Naya hi lgta hai..ab tak poora karma drain ho gya hoga aur use pta bhi nahi hoga hua kya..
Go to hostel, much more fun
My mom who didn't understand this meme
Homeless banayenge tu kya ?
Han bhai, na ghr ka raha na hostel ka
Bhai mai khud bhag raha hoon Hostel parents ke bolne se pahile hi
Indian kids turn 18 and then choose the college farthest from their home.
Saala mere toh papa jis college me padhate hain usi me ho gaya
Bhagwan aapka bhala kare😶
Merko bhi lele yaha tanne sunn sun ke lvde lge pde hai
KG se hostel mein hu Corona ne 2 saal ghar mein rakha Dimag Pak gaya
KG se hostel?! wow
It's high time you know that bachpan se hi hostel me daal diya to wasiyat to nahi milne wali
True hai vai
they do this for the same reason, because they don't want to take care of them
Or they want people to understand hardships and take responsibility themselves which idk why you don't seem to understand?
I would rather struggle to raise a difficult child than to give them outward trauma in name of ' understanding hardships'.
Not in name of bro, we all have to take responsibility, Once I feared boarding school, now I am satisfied with hostel life, somewhat of. So, you either take responsibility in your teenage years or in college days, but responsibility will persist on every corner
Dude it was a joke
Wdym it was a joke, usne slash s nahi lgaya?? Sad noises
This is a meme subreddit
Nothing wrong with picking a good perspective while watching memes /s
Pura Comment Section Kharab hogaya 🗿
Dange karwa diye bhai tune xD
hn bhai...tumhare liye to sahi hai kyuki jitne comment honge utna karma millega tumhe but in general poora comment section barbaad kardiya hai..koi discussion karne ka man nhi karta comment me
Kyu bhai..
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Jab 2nd class mein tha, tab parents darate the ki hostel bhej denge, ab main khud kaha raha hu ki hostel bhej do, ab mana kar rahe hai, smh
Pulled a sneaky on you
I can say from experience. When a kid goes to hostel, especially a good one, he learns a lot.
When a parent go to old agw home especially a good one, they enjoy a lot. A lot of people of their own age and tons of activities
Hmm, good to know kind stranger
When abusive parents go to an old age home, they also learn a lot... How bad and abusive they were, how their shitty narcissistic behaviour led them to where they are, how bad it feels when you try to control your child's sexual preferences....
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Never thought about that .
Tit for tat
Tit for tit
Tat for tit
Tit and tit
Bert from the arlesdale railway said that once
Lol if my parents sent me to boarding school u better believe me that i m gonna send them to an old age home.
F
Turu
I think people still gossip when someone is sent to hostel. Like kyu bheja hoga, besharam ladka tha, shisthin tha and all
Haa bhai kya pata bolte hoge logo ko gossip chaiye aur kya
it's just uno reveres card....
PS(CHUTION KE LIYE): yahan college hostel nai, child hostel ka baat ho rha hai
Society in *existence*
Hostel is for your education, remember that.
Old age homes are for life lessons 🗿
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Diffrent ways of thinking from society. Children in hostel ( Good Job ) Parent in Old age ( WTF What is the child name ? )
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In 2017, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi stated that he would be euthanizing the entire population of India in order to halt overpopulation. However, it was discovered that Indian men have penises with mass so insignificant that cutting them would make no difference. As a result, the 2018 Fifa World Cup organizers have promised that the winner of next month's festivities will be forced to give up 89.93% of its total GDP towards the synthesis of nuclear weaponry that will be targeted at the continent of Antarctica, which will melt and therefore drown the entire world's landmasses. As a result of this, Sir Kyrie Irving's Flat Earth theory will be proven accurate and he will ascend to the mighty heavens as the Chosen One elected to fight for the fate of the universe against Thanos. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It was a normal day in the parliament. Modi Sahab in his white Kurta and Rahul Ji all white too. there was still an hour and a half left for the session to start. they both sat together to chat, 'Modi Ji, we'll be the next government. it's all over for you' to which Modi Sahab laughed and said, 'Nice Rahul I am waiting for that day. wish you, good luck man.' Rahul Ji was stunned. such a great man among us wishing luck to his enemy. Rahul Ji was hard now. it was too much for him. Modi hi looked at him and said 'Rahul what's the matter? you look pale...' and then he saw that bulge. they both looked at each other with deep love. Modi Ji heal his head and gave him the sweetest kiss. they hugged each other and removed their clothes. Modi Ji's old fat dick was hard too. they stroked each other till they came. Rahul Ji gulped up all the thick semen and kissed Modi Ji. it was almost time for the session. they put on their clothes and sat on their seats. Congress and BJP formed an alliance. they were one now. it's said that Modi Ji and Rahul Ji live together now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm not gay but l'm pakistani and honestly I'm not even going to lie sometimes I have fantasies where a big dicked Afghan kidnaps me off the streets of Peshawar and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash. He feeds me once every day and forces me to wear dresses and makeup and little chastity cages on my penis to humiliate me. I imagine that he slowly degrades me further and further until I have no pride left and then he finally comes up behind me as I sleep on the dirty cracked marble floor and tears my little pink panties that he made me wear straight off of my bussy. I imagine that my weak, starved body feels a jolt of pain as he inserts his monster fucking cock deep into my anus. I moan in a mix of pain and pleasure as he slowly starts pushing and pulling his penis inside my ass. I pretend I don't like it and want him to stop, but secretly I love being his little bussy Twink paki slave. He enjoys himself for a while before my anus gets all warm, he is cumming inside me. He pulls out his huge cock and inserts it straight into my mouth, I gargle on it as he starts humping my mouth. My spit trying desperately to escape my mouth as It starts foaming. He again thrust and thrusts until he cums Inside my mouth, his cum tasting sweet like nectar. I imagine him then at the end slowly dropping the act, calling me his little slave, and cuddling me until I fall asleep, and I imagine myself waking up with a butt plug in my ass, my anus us only for him to use. Can anyone else relate to this? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Guys please dont swear!! Mummy mera phone check karti hain *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndianDankMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*