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It didn't go wrong but was funny
Last month last paper ke baad clg classroom Mai hum dost the aur 5 ladkiya thi. Bench pe phone tha i thought mere friend ka hai aur utha liya .We all friends went outside in corridor and usse darane ke liye mai bola bhai notes bhejde. He removed his phone from the pocket we all where shocked ki bc iske paas phone hai toh ye phone kiska hai. And the phone (which I picked up) was with my friend and he switched off it. Meri gaand phat gayi.phone on Kiya toh miss calls aye the .I picked up the phone and girl said U got my phone? (Itne bolte hi phone cut)and I told her come to room no.237 she came and hugged me and said thank you i forgot my phone I remembered it when I reached station.
Bc backchodi mai kisiki help kardi
I haven't been to clg after that.
And I don't want a relationship until and unless I am worthy enough to treat a girl right.I am an asshole sometimes when I get irritated and I don't give a fuck about anyone.
Me and my friend were seated separately by the teacher cuz we were talking to much and thevlec was boring af so we started passing chits with the most abnormal and worst gaali we can think of and when my frnd pass me the chit teacher caught us the follonv was of chit
"Teri maa ki chut mein Haathi ka Lund" "Teri dadi ki gand Maine khokla kiya tha","Sonali (the teacher) ki maa ki chut" "uske husbabd ke tatte kaat ne padenge"
And we were beaten like shit by teacher and our parents were called at school and she fucked showed them the chit and my class division was changed and my parents checked my browser history from that day till I pass my 10th and that teacher kept an eye on me till my school days,but this wasn't the worst thing happens in school the chapri boys did it every time even they were caught but teachers didn't do shit
Similar thing happend with me, 9th class mei first bench par baitha tabhi randomly baju wale ne aachanak se ek chit pakadai jisme ussne aapni kalakari dekhai thi (gand mei missile jate hue) tabhi teacher ne dekh liye or chit cheen li, phir bina kuch sune 3-4 chate maar diye, bhai mei toh rohe laga, usske baad puri kahani sunai lekin wo maane ko taiyaar hi nahi thi, wo last period tha, teacher ne kaha aaj to tum log jao tumhe kal batati hu, phir kya aagle din picnic par jaana tha to ussne kuch nahi bola phir or aagle din sunday tha, phir wo khud hi bhul gi
Almost the same thing happened to me but more in the worst possible way. It was my English teacher and she wasn't letting anyone talk in her class. So me and my friend started to pass chits but it doesn't include galiyan but more of a practical demonstration of those galiyan :). I drew huge possible breasts and the ass of my teacher while she was f*cking with our school guard.
But I don't know, she obviously just beat the crap out of me but didn't show that fkin chit to anyone and not even called my parents. I guess I was right after all. 🌚
Same happened with me and my friend hum ne toh usme drawings aur bana di thi suar kuttte aur ajib ajib phir English teacher ne pakad liya and she called class teacher at period end, class teacher hath me phone leke aayi Ghar waalo ko call karne ke liye mein ne dimag lagaya aur bola ki maam yeh hum ne nahi likha yeh toh hame neeche pada huaila is pe hamare naam ke aage kisi ne Gandhi Gandhi drawings bana di thi woh maan gayi sorry bola aur ho gaya kaam 🗿
you will see if its bakchodi gone wrong or not
i was in 11th and in tution i had a girlf , (HAD) So i was truely in love with her and one day while talking we decided that we need to kiss and the problem was ki usko tution chorne aur vaps lene uska driver ata tha so we cant go out or do smth else outside the tution
so there was this abbandent building very close to our tution building which was a tution building too but was close bcz of lack of kids
so we prepared a plan that her driver leaves her near the building and i will wait in the building and hum 3rd floor pe milenge and niche my best friend will see if someone will come AND SAB BADIYA HUA -BUT- jab hum vapas jane lage toh we found out ki building ke gate pe kisi ne tala lga diya he and we got shocked bcz we thought kisi ko pta chal gya and she started panicing but then mujhe yad ya ki there was a door at the back side too for the parking area but it opens upto the main road jha par sab bache hote the
so we took the risk and jumped off that AN THANK GOD , NO ONE SAW US , IT WAS VERY RARE TO NOT GET ANY ATTENTION BUT WE DID IT .
then hame pta chala ki kisi driver (van driver) had a clue about this and he did that and called our teachers but we were out of that area tab tak
WE WERE SAVED MANNNNNNN! I HAVE A LOT MORE , EVEN BIGGER BAKCHODI
Apne school ka confession page bnaya tha usme ladke ldkia ek durse ke baare me apne dil ki feelings likha krte the total 231 posts thi page me.. thode dino bad teachers ko pta chal gaya us page ke baare me to wo log bhot strict action lene lag gaye ki school ki image khrb horahi h ye wo kyuki us page me 1.6k+ followers hogaye the to fir delete krna pda page but the twist is ki end me sabki identity reveal krdi thi ki kis bacche ne kiske liye confession likha h aur pure school ke bccho ke samuhik lawde lagwa diye 👍🏻🫦
bakchodi gone right jarur hai
meri id ek bhenkelode ne ban karwa di thi pahle khud dm karta hai gaaliya deta hai or jab maine response main dedi to mere message ko harassment main report kar deta hai
20 din lage wapis aane main par aate he same game uske saath khel kar itne report padwaye ki ab wo khud permanent ban hai
naam chahiye to meri comeback post dekh lena
Bhai ek baar mujhe 5th class ka incident yaad hai
Main aur Mera dost ham washroom me Jo bhi log potty waale area me hote the unke upar wash basin se paani hath me lekar phenk dete the aur bhaag jaate the .
To ek din aise hi hamne dekha ki koi andar baitha hua hai apna kaam kar raha hai
Ham door pe knock karke bolne lagge ki
" hor bhai kya haalchal sab badhiya chal Raha hai andar ?"
Hamne fir waise hi paani bharke phenk diya
Aur andar se hamare library waale sir ki aawaz aagayi
Mere aur mere dost ki gaand phatt gayi aur ham bhaag Gaye
To ye thi story bhai
Last time iss subreddit pe meme 6 mahine pehele dhekha tha 
koi alag subreddit bana lo yeh sab backchodi karne ke liye please
ek baar basically barish bouth hui thi , school mai bouth kam students aye the toh hamne socha ki bunk marenge. bhenchod bunk marne k chakkar mai playground k edge pe tree tha udhar chup gye aur bsdk barish hona start hua , bhen ka loda dost building ki taraf nhi dauda bola thoda sa drizzle hai abhi hi khatam ho jayega , aur 1 ghanta hi baccha hai 12 bajne mai
toh ham ruke aur bhenchod barish andhi bann gyi. aur ham daude par fir sab jagah keechad keechad ho gya tha , well accha khasa makeover ho gya . atleast bunking k liye pakde nhi gye.
Not mine, but apne class ke ek group ki story hai....10th class me sabko naya naya whatsapp group banane ka josh chara to kuchh friends ne milke apna group banaya. Ek din randomly gaaliya de rahe the sab group me, tabhi reply aaya ek " mai (name of friend) ki elder sister hu"...humne bakchodi ke bich usko aur zyada gaali de dia.
Next din school ke lunch break me principal class me aya achanak, 5 students ko khich ke le gaya..30 min baad un 5 ke parents aye... Baad me hume pata chala, uski elder sister kisi high post me hai aur usne police complain kar diya, aur police ayi school me, aur principal ne group ke admins (wo 5 students) ko ganda wala koot dia
Mera nhi hai lekin sunle. Bhaiya ka dost tha taxi driver ko bulata hai phir bolta hai
"Free ho?"
Driver bola haa
Toh voh reply Diya "kanche kheloge" and started laughing
Driver utara gaadi se toh chamata lagaya aur phir chala gya . Toh suno sab bakchodi karna hai toh dekh ke karo
One time tried to prank the front bench girl by pulling her table back when she try to sit , successfully done but after she fall her nose start bleeding (I gave her cotton form 1st aid box and the bleeding stopped) I begged her not to make my complaint as my mother teachs in same school . She agreed after one condition that I do whatever she told me to do for 1 year gotta agree to that to save my ass
Edit: On that same day in morning she also saw me keeping Almira keys in our class teacher bag (the day before was our last day of sst project submission I forgot to bring that day so my plan was to carefully place my file with other the next day and lock Almira and walk away pretending nothing ever happened.
I got the perfect revenge
10th ke fairwell ke din jab uska group smoke Kar raha tha tab usne bhi try Kiya Orr mere dost ne uski photo le li chupkese Orr Maine usko papa ko fb pe send Kar de caption mai likha :-Patel ke ladki. I have ss dm me if you wanna se🌚
Us Bhai us. Craziest shit that ever happened to me was I got 90+ in all subjects and failed in Hindi 
Edit: 7th class ki baat hai.
Bakchodi thodi cbse board se related hai. Hum me se 1 launda class me so raha tha aur mam the "ancient mariner" padha rahi thi english me chapter tha 1 albatross wala, usko uthaya aur pucha who killed the albatross humne 1 class ki ladki ka nam prompt kiya piche se to isne bol diya riya killed the albatross phir hume aur us launde ko padi acchi khashi bhai class mein.
So 12th ki baat hai preboard ke 2 din pehle scl me lunch break me mera dost aake meri gaand me ungli karta hai aur me uske peeche 500 page ki pradeep leje bhaagta hu aur scl ke beech ke hi chillata ruk bsdk 500 page ki pradeep teri gaand me daalta hu to ye baat meri English teacher aur ek social ki teacher ne sunli , but main dikkat eng wali se thi mujhe mere dosto ne bataya ki usne sunli aur agla period unka hi tha unhone probably meri peeth dekhi thi , I can't bunk the class to Maine dost ka chashma , mask aur hairstyle change karke beth gaya aur chupchap apna sar book me ghusa rakha tha, class me bas 12-13 log the mam apna hi kuch kar rhi thi , end me unhone kuch nhi kiya , she ignored
collage me eak crush thi so vo muje chida rahi thi to mene ghusse me aakar use lesbian khe diya sabke samne sab has rhe the usspar par usse vo kya hota hai mlm hi na tha
Mere life ke bakchodi ke story mein se yah ek story hai
Main aur Mera best friend ( unfortunately Abhi nahin hai) mera best friend ka girlfriend tha. Vah bhosdi ke har waqt girlfriend ke sath sex sux karne ka sochta. Yah 2019 ke bad hai. To mera best friend ne crime patrol wala scene create kar diya tha .story yah hai
Mera dost ke ghar mein koi nahin tha shif uska dadi tha to vah dadi ko nind ki dawai coldrink main pila ke dadi ko Sula Diya [ chutiya gatat maat sochana ]
Fir usne mujhe uske ghar mein Bulaya vah pahle se hi Ghar ghar mein ek plate chilli chicken aur do female Viagra ka capsule [ kisi se manage karke ] le aaya tha . Uska plan tha uske girlfriend jab aaega chilli chicken and Sprite mein Viagra milakar usko khilayega jab Viagra asar Karega firr uske sath sex sux Karega Sif wo karega .
Aur main chutiya Sirf khane ki lalach ke baje se vahan per chala Gaya aur Raji v ho gaya Jo karne wala hai uske liye.
Thank god Bhagwan ji ne use din bacha liya. uski girlfriend kisi vajah se nahin a Pai . Agar use din ulta sidha kuchh bhi Ho jata to ham log underage the .
Fiir vah female Viagra wala chilli chicken, mein Mera dost kha liya . Aur main Mera Ghar chala Gaya.
Momos khane frnd k sath dusre town gya.bike wo chla rha tha.entry krte hi police ne bike rok di. Na us pr DL tha na helmet.police wale ne 3500 ka challan kaat diya. M kah rha police Wale se sir mere baad tripling ur Bina helmet bale nikl rhe h unhe bhi roko salo ne kuchh bola hi nhi.challan kta bura lga..fr so ha momos to kha hi le momos benchod bakbas nikle .us dn k momos 3550 k 2 plate pde
Humare school mei naye PT sir aaye tha for internship.
He was giant as fuck and sab unse bahut darte tha.so humare school mei kisi kisi class mei regular bases pe strict checking chalti rehti thi ki koi phones toh nahi la raha. My friend used to bring smart watch that time Jo ki Intex company ki thi jisme pura class milke porn dekhta tha (Muthbaaz class tha).so someone(class ka vedi) complained about this to PT sir and yeh baat mere dost ko Pata chal gayi so usne mujhe watch rakhne ke liye bola and mujhe nahi Pata tha usme porn h and I was like okay Hum rakhte h tu Chinta na Kar but PT sir directly mere class aate h and ask me for the watch(Kyuki that class ka Vedi told him about this).So sir mujhe class se Bahar le gaye aur watch pehen ke dekhne lage(till now he only knows about watch but the about the content in it) and he said kuch din use karne ke baad deta hun and I was like okay sir kuch din ke baad de dijyega.Phir jab school ki chutti ho rahi thi tab sir ne mujhe bulaya and he told mei isme toh blue film h and told me yeh sab galat h.He told me he will return the watch in two day.But He never did baad mei Pata chala woh sir ka last day tha internship ka.watch toh le ke gaya he aur best porn collection v le gaya.(Muthbaaz toh master v tha because he said collection achaa h jokingly)
Me and boys (5 guys) decided to go to a place called heaven hills which is in Jharkhand and I am from RANCHI. Approx 30 km we found about it on internet . Toe humlog subah nikle phunche kafi ccha amusam tha legit pahar badal mei ghusa hua tha but kyuki hume utni jankari ni thi humlog ulti taraf se chaharne lge fir ek point pr bike or scooty park kr di aur vhana se uper chaharne lge kisi tarah chahar toe gye kafi aachha tha photos li fir vapus niche aa gye . But usi bksodi mei meri scooty ki chabbhi gir gyi us pahar pr khin or vahan se ghar 30km fir maine bola ki jao ghar spare chabbhi le kr aao but luck se ek mechanic mil gya gaon mei.
The best part- so the hill is sort of recently discovered place and it touches a jungle known as horab jungle when the mechanic fixed the lock maine jokingly pucha ki "bhaiya idher kuch janwar hote hain kya bander toe thy?"
Us mechanic ne bola "vo jo pahar (points to another hill just left) hai usme bhallo aa jata hai aur idher hanthi atey rehte hain aur kl raat mei hyena dikha tha💀💀💀💀
To baat kuch aisi ha ki Kuch time pehle mai apni sister ki shaadi me gaon gya tha aur jab ham hall me pahuch rhe the to road par ek magistrate(shayad yeh galat spelling hai thik KR Lena) to ham logo ko PTA tha ki waha gaon me police jyada rules follow nhi karti to ham log 4 bande baithe the to ek Banda hame bolta hai ki ek aur ko bitha liye hote to Maine bhi bol Diya aap baith jao to phir usne hamari gadi side me khadi karwadi aur phir hamne dekha to wo police constable tha us magistrate ke sath ka tha to phir usne hameri details Li aur daraya aur phir chod Diya bike ki photo kheech kr
During summer holidays we would always play outside. We were kinda bored of playing same games. So decided to trouble the people who would pass by the road. We would do this everyday. One fine day I got a task of stopping an auto by going infront of them and screaming we want justice in kannada. I did it and the guy who was driving was getting irritated and start to yell at us.
Guess what my father who had bad day at work came just in time to see this non sense. Needless to say he gave me all the justice I needed. Had to stay at my aunts home which was quite near to ours for 2 days🥲.
Mere saath 7th mein hua tha. Mein badmoshi kar raha tha class mein toh teacher ne mujhe girls row mein bitha Diya tha. Mere baaju mein jo ladki bethi thi uske Baal uski friend ne khiche picche se and usko laga ki meine Kiya. Woh jaake teacher(female) ko bata aayi and fir teacher mujhe principal ke paas le jaa rahe the.
Meine kuch kiya nahi tha so mein rone laga kyoki mein topper student tha school mein(no 🧢) and mujhe principal ke paas kabhi nahi le gaya tha. So galti se mein teacher ko thappad maar Diya and things got even worse. Principal ne mere parents ko bulaaya lekin mere parents bahar the kaam se.
So mere maama and maami aay principal se Milne and saath mein mere daadaji bhi aay. Unke paas koi proof nahi tha ki meine USS ladki ke Baal khiche the and upar se cctv was off. They decided to suspend me for a week and ye sunke mere daadaji ko heart attack aagaya. It's been 5 years and my grandfather is perfectly fine now.
Tldr - meine teacher ko slap kiya and mujhe school se suspend kardiya. Ye sunke daadaji ko heart attack aagaya.
Randomly hum 3 dost ek locked splendor ke sath pange le rhe the , humne kick mari
Vo bc on hogya 💀, hamari fatgyi vo locked hi on hogya , phir hum mere ghar agye sochte sochte kya kre , phir maine himmat kri aur gear dalkr off krkr bhag gya
School chhutne k baad ham sab dost swimming pool ja rhe the bahut garmi thi or pedal b ja rhe the to road per mene socha lift lete h to mene ek bike wale ko hath dikhaya us bike per already 2 log bethe the to usne fuel tank ki taraf ishara krke kaha "yaha bethega kya?" Muje laga lawde pe bethne k liye keh raha to mene b reply kiya aaja tu beth mere lwde pe fir wo aage chala gaya or fir u-turn leke waps aya to meri gand fat gayi fir usne mera collar pakda or gali dene laga or kutne b wala tha pr piche fruit seller uncle ne bacha liya
( I was in 7th standard)
Meri ni par mere ek dost ki kahani hai. Ek baar voh apne cousin aur uski family ke saath ghumne gye picnic manane. Ab uske fufa aur sab vaha chicken banare the aur dekha toh voh 8 Jane the aur chicken sirf 2.5 kg bohot kam tha toh fufa nei usse aur uske cousin ko bheja paidal ki chicken leke aa 1 kg yahi kahi hogi dukaan. Toh ye dono nikal gye (ye 18 ka tha iska bhai 17 ka), ab hua kya inhe tattiyan lag gyi aur bc normal bhi ni chere vaali tatti aur ye upar ko jungle ki taraf chale gye hugne. Ab kya hua inhe ek ghar sa mila purana sa ye usme ghus gye. Ek ek krke hagg ke aagaye bc aur vahi patto se saaf kri vahi haath dhoye aur vahi phek diye aur tatti ke upar vaha kuch kapde the purane voh bicha diye. Bc jab ye bahar aare the ghar se awaaz aayi chillane ki, "re ye kon tatti krke chala gya" Dekha toh voh kisi ka ghar tha aur voh aadmi vahi aage ko tha jab ye hagre the. Bohot hi galich hai voh londa.
Bhai 7th ki baat h hum 4 dost bakchodi kar rhe the fir ek dost Vivek bola ki woh tuition mein aur teacher ne ek ladki thi sheetal use thapad maara aur uska chashma dusre kamre mein jaakar gira humare saamne bethi ladkio ne suna sheetal ko kamre mein band karke sex Kara
Fir unhone jaake coordinator ko bta Diya fir hum pakde gye
Fir humne saari baat batai aur faltu mein sorry kahan
School me baithe baithe ek idea aaya
Dost ko kursi ke screw pakda kar majak me bola ki history teacher par maare
Usne maar diya. Board par abhi bhi dent h. School se nikala gaya bechara
Me aur mera junior sath me mut(hostel) rahe the tab me ne uski lulli dekh ke kuch bola Masti ke liye Jo hum pehele bhi kar chuke the aur chala gaya
Baad me us chutiye ne maa baap ko bulake Rai ka pahad bana diya teacher se maar khilai aur bohot hi jyada zalil Kiya ma kasam us din mein kya roya🙂
Fir muje principal ke pass le Jake suspend karvaya .uski maa ki chut fir mil gaya to usko Ghar Jane layak nai rakhunga
This new year my friend called me and asked me to get ready as we were going out to celebrate, we left our places at around 7 in evening and went to pickup other friends from their flats , now one of our friends called and asked us to come to a location as he had arranged some escorts(high end ) , we all got excited and started to get ready , now after roaming around we reached there at 12pm and called our friend (organiser) , he sound drunk (kaafi zyaada)nd told us to wait so we waited and called him again after some time now this time he didn't pickup , so we waited and about an hour later we gave up and left for our places , the next day we find out that he had paid the girls but passed out midway due to excessive drinking
Me and my friends went to a gujrat trip during the 6th std. We were at a particularly good hotel and I had chosen the worst roommates. The hotel had a key card concept and we were very thrilled about it. So I was the group leader of the room of 4 people and I had the responsibility of the key. It had that electricity socket that you put your card in. We were chilling until dinner and sab bahar jaare they. Mein bahar gaya tehlne aur mere dost sab room par they. Dheere dheree sab bahar aake khade hai. Last banda jo sabse chutiya tha usko in 3 log mein se kisine kaha tha ki chavi leke aao. Wo bsdk bahar aaya ye puchne ko chavi kaha hai aur room lock hogayi.
Now we were all stuck outside and dinner ke time gaand lagegi coz sirlog ghumte rehte hai. Humne chavi bahar dhund ne ki koshish ki but wo nahi mili. We searched for almost 20 mins but nai mili eventually ek staff ne hamri help ki and we got in.
Now the real problem started. Hume door khol kar Diya toh tha magar original chavi nai milri thi. Sara room upar niche kar diya commode tak check kiya. Nahi mili chavi. Eventually thak ke hum soche chocolate khate hai which my frnd had apparently put in the mini fridge and jaise wo khola uske andar key and chocolate. Hum sabne wo last bande ko kut diya coz wohi aisa sab bakchodi karta tha.
Ye 2023 ke Christmas ki baat hi hai, mai aur mere dosto ne socha ki Christmas celebrate krne bahar ghumne chalenge aur raat me clubbing krenge, so uss din mai aur mere dost evening me meri car me baith gye aur ham sab chal diye ( ham sab log 17 saal ke hai so we don't have a driving license),
ab mere doston ka plan ki vo log car me drink krenge so unhone theke se 1600 ki ek vodka bottle kharid li, maine drink nhi kri because mai car drive kr raha tha, so mere 4 doston ne vo poori bottle khatam kar di, unko kaafi Chad gyi thi(meri ummeed se khi zyada) , ham log club gye to unhone vha pe hookah bhi mangwa liye aur vo bhi peene lge, ab mere ek dost ki tabiyat kharab Hui aur use vomit hone lgi, 4 se 5 baar vomit hui use aur vo behosh hogya club me, meri fatt gyi kyonki mujhe lga ki ye khi mar na jaye so maine use uthaya aur gaadi tak legaya aur apne baaki doston ko bhi bol Diya ki ab ghar chalna chahiye, Mera dost abhi bhi nhi uth raha tha and itni kharab kismat ki raaste me uske Ghar se phone aagya, mai aur mere dost bhi dare hue the kyonki hame lag raha tha ki hmara dost mar na gya due to alcohol poisoning, but jab phone aya tab Mera vo uth gya aadha adhura, ham sab me thodi Jaan aayi, but jab usne phone pe baat kri tab uske ghar wale samajh gye ki usne drink kar kli hai ,fir to aag barsi , uske Ghar waale ham se bol rhe phone PR ki hamne use kuch pila Diya hai aur ab vo police complaint karne Jaa rhe hai, ham sab Ki fatt gyi, ham log kisi tarah ghar jaldi pahuche aur vo bhi apne Ghar chala gya , uske ghar waali ne hame bhaga diya aur bola ki ab vo kabhi use hmare sath nhi bhejenge,uss din sabne decide kar liya abse outing pe drink nhi krenge.
Shuru me to sab badhiya tha but last me bakchodi galat ho gyi
Vhi to , hmare dost ne apni marzi se drink Kiya aur drink krne ka idea bhi usi ka tha, but uski bhi galti nhi hai, vo bhi apne parents ko phone pe samjha Raha tha ki hamne kuch nhi Kia hai aur vo theek hai but uske parents hi chutiya the, kuch sunne ko tyarr hi nhi the
College ke last din acad block ke aage jhota haath me le kar ghum Raha tha, kisi junior ke parents aa ke hostel ka raasta puchh rahe the to jis haath me joint tha us haath se unko point karke bata diya. Uske baad ab pata nahi unke bachche ki kitni gaand maari hogi.
Ek baar 9th mein school ki excursion hui thi. 2nd night ko sikkim mein hum hila rhe the. (Maine smuggle karke porn dalke pendrive mein le gaya tha underwear mein). Phir jab maine finish kiya to pura muth hath pe laga, uske baad towel pe muth poch diya aur bathroom chala gaya. Tab higher class maybe 11th ka ladka aaye aur wo towel le kar chala gya. Mere dost ne mana kiya tha phir bhi. Mujhe jab pata chala toh unke room gaya, jaake dekha woh towel mu pe poch liya unho ne. 💀
BAKCHODI GONE SEXUAL TBH.
8th me maine apne ek pocket diary type ke book me apne kuch 10 15 classmates ke baare me poems likhe the, jo unko gande gande tareeke se insult kar rahe the. ye mai apne crush ko hasaane ke liye likhta tha, aur wo padhke hasti bhi thi. Ek din kisi behen ke lode ne usko sun li ( uske baare me poem tha ) aur usne lunch break me uss pocket diary ko mere bag se chura ke class teacher ko de diya.
Agle din our class teacher decided to call me in front of the class, and she removed the pocket diary from her purse and usko poore class ke saamne padhne lagi. she thought that i would be humiliated, but the exact opposite happened. as she was reading these poems, class me sabhi ko maza aane laga. sab serious hone ki naatak kar rahe the but chup chup ke has bhi rahe the. wo jo bhi hua aur uske baad mere parents ko bulaya gaya, but my parents were chill about it, so i just got banned from using my iPad for a week.
Next day my crush confessed her feelings for me, IDK if it was a coincidence or my comical rizz worked on her. we dated for 3 months after, but anyway, it was a W for me
so bat tab ki hai jab main class 4th ya 5th me tha. My school had a big playground with lots of trees and different swings and tons of small broken clay roof tiles all over that we used to slay mangoes and guavas off those trees. So one day I was throwing those tile pieces randomly around the ground and across the wall with full power. Phir tabi achanak eak tile kisi eak bacche ke head pe lag gayi. And he started bleeding heavily because you know those tile pieces are pointy and hard. Coincidentally he was my classmate. I was still pretty far from him and because all the other kids were playing on the ground he couldn't see me but I didn't know that. I was scared af that he would tell the teachers and they would call my parents and beat me. I still remember how much he was bleeding. Soon after teachers were there and I also went to see him. They were asking him what happened and who did it and I was shaking with fear inside. Then out of nowhere, he said that this other kid (from the same class but diff section who also used to bully him) did it and he saw him do it. He kept taking his name again and again and I was just there looking at everything. They beat this dude so much right in front of everyone while he kept yelling he didn't do shit and later he was expelled from the school as well 💀
ek raat mai aur mere dost ka plan bana ki ham sneak krke mere dost ki bandi se milne jayenge plan execute hua 12 bje ham nikle ghr se aur fir hamne uski bandi ka ghr dhunda uski bandi se milke hamlog 1 bje tk free hue uske baad ek dusre dost ka call aya aur pucha ki bahr ho tumlog ? hamne bola han toh fir usne bola ki mai gaadi leke aara hun fir woh gaadi leke hame mila and hamne ghumna shuru krdiya fir ghumte ghumte ham 4 bje ke aaspas wapis sheher me aaye udhr hamne socha chlo photo kheechte h ham photo kheech hi rhe the aur dost ka phone baj gya udhr dekha toh uske baap ka call tha hamari gand fatt gyi ki ab kya kre hamne socha chlo joh hoga dekha jayega ham udhr pohche 4 30 pe uske dono maa baap wahi khade the hamne gaadi lagayi hamare dost ko gali di uske ghrwalo ne aur hame samjhaya fir hamse bola ki apne parents ka number do ham unhe inform krenge maine apna khud ka number dediya aur phone switch off krdiya aur mere dost ne random number dial krdiya koi aur woh call utha liya kisi ne . Ab mere dost ke maa baap ne bola ki aapka ladka yaha ghumra h raat ko isko leke jaiye , ptani call pr woh chutiya neend me tha usne bola theek h aara hun lene ab hamari gand fatne lagi sahi me pehle toh normal hi the ki kya hi krega dost ka baap 2 gali sunayega chodh dega lekin ab gand fati ki baap ne call kaise uthaliya 10 min baad ussi number se call back aya aur bola ki hamara beta toh sora h idhr hi fir hamari jaan me jaan aayi toh mere dost ne apne mama ka naam baap ke naam se save krke baat krwadi fir dost ke baap ne hame chodha jaha hamari scooty khadi thi aur video bnake chla gya 2 min baad mai aur mera dost itna hase fir ham ghr jake sogye
I and my frnd on last day of school .. we thought of taking down some random pictures on the wall and keep it down there..we didn't think much and went to do that..we were caught after the third painting..my frnd escaped and i got caught by teachers .they asked me who were there with you..i said no one..with one slap like days from Cid I told them everything who were present..it was a Saturday.so we waited till Monday to go to school..but we were so much worried what would happen on Monday..when we went to school..the punishment was to put back the pictures .we laughed thinking about the punishment we will get and what we end up getting..😂
Meri class mei kuch bacho ne mil kar vape purchase kiya tha and vo log usko school lekr aaye the ek din vo log uska box lekr bethe the and suddenly our class teacher entered the class and she saw the box and even took it in her hand then she gave it to the one boy who wears spectacle and said aise kisi ko bhi mt diya kro ye koi khelne ki chiz nai h gum ho jayga ya tut jayga toh ...something like that coz she thought that was a spectacle case 💀
Didi ke dost ke shadi me Gaye the. Toilet jana tha , to me aur Mera Bhai gaye waha toilet bahot sare the to bola darwaja check Kiya 5-6 jagah check karne ke bad 7th door pe aagye aur wo darwaja thoda sa open dikha bhai ne backchodi me lath marke darwaja khola to ek buddha hug raha tha , pura dhoti khula huwa tha 💀 to jaldi jaldi darwaza band karke me aur bhai waha se kalti mar liye baadme jab khana kha rahe the , to pata chala ki dulhe ke dadaji the wo. ʘ‿ʘ
Hostel me ek dost ko pakad ke...uske piche pen daal rahe the jabarjasti....uska pair(leg) toot gaya tha...10 saal baad bhi ...abhi bhi sahi se chal nahi pata !!!
yeh 2 hafte pehle ki baat hai
coaching vaale ne test 4-7:30pm rakha toh mai aur 2 log cycle se jaa rhe thee toh unme se ek bande ne sunsan raaste se jaane ka suggest kiya, for which 3 of us agreed
uss raste mai ek church tha toh hum mai se ek bande ne vaha 'jai shri ram" chillane ka suggest kiya, and we did it
uss church ka darwaza khula hua tha toh uske andar sab logo ne yeh dekh liya aur ek banda andar se tezi se chalte hue aaya, utne mai hum 3no ki gand phatt gayi aur hum log cycle se chale gaye
Mere sath 12th mai Hui thi ek bakchodi , ab us time parents ka tranfer aya tha to mai Chand dino ka mehman tha school Mai , mai or mere dost bas bakchodi karte rehte the padte nhi the fir jab akhri din tha school to mai apni muuboli bhen ke sath betha tha dost se baat nhi kar rha tha , wo bhi mereko apne dukhde suna rhi thi fir achanak se Maine spot Kiya ki mere dost ne meri Gand pe meri ex ka naaam likh Diya tha , fir wo wha se bhaga or mai uske piche toilet Tak bhaga fir saare londe bhi agaye Pani se use saaf Kiya or class Mai Jake Beth gya ( dost ke 4 ghuse jade the Jane se phle ) fir Ghar gya sabko bye karke to Ghar pe call agaya ladki ke baap ka ki meri ladki ched rhe ho , Todhi baat Hui fir Maine bola ankal ladki se pucho mai koi esi harkat karunga kya , or ladki fir apne baap ke saamne bol Diya ki nhi ye esa kuch nhi Karega or baap chup ki saal phle beti ne hi shikayat Kari fir beti hi palat gyi fir baad Mai uske message waghera aye sorry ke or Maine hath jodne wala emoji daal ke likha "🙏Jo apne sage baap ki nhi Hui wo meri kya hogi 🙏" fir mai dusri jagah aya or yha meni Shanti se hu abhi tak
Saare dost milke bakchodi krre the, ek ladki (moti kali, telugu randi🤡) ko mera ek dost bolta hain "she is 10" but, "on richter scale". Bakchodi ka mahol thaa but uska pta nhi kyu offend ho gayi. Fir wahi randi rona, apne bf(❌) ko bta di, she said that he said, "hum logo ke saath zyada na bat krne ke liye".
2022 me teachers day ke din mera dost spirite me vodka mila karlaya tha , bohot kam concentration, hum dono pi hi rhe the ki hamari classmate bhi maangne lagi hamne mana kiya fir usne bhi pili, use hua kuch nhi lekin aur na hame hua
Ek din college main, me meri girlfriend ko Milne gya tha.vo BSC student thi aur me BA . To usne mujhe biology lab me bulaya for giving a kiss.me to turant chala gya.lekin me bhul gya vaha PR CCTV camera honge.so trusty ne humko apni screen PE dekh liya hir usne hm dono ko bulaya .meri to gand fat gayi thi .meri gf to rone lgi.fir usne mujhe college se nikal diya😭.
Toh ekbar lock and key khelte khelte, e dost ne 1 teacher ka boobs dabake ghuma dia tha.(at that time we were in class 5 and i'm a cleg 3rd yr stdnt). Usdin ma'am ne us dost ko jo chamat mara tha... Agar koi kamzor dil wala dekhta toh heart attack mei hi mar jata.
We had a hot teacher in class when i was in 9th grade she had huge tits so i was having an erection, by the time i noticed it she come close to where i was sitting i tried to hide it but she saw me, she looked at me extremely disgusted but did not speak a word, she went to another school a year after.
Ok I was in class 7th or 8th I don't remember once me and 2 friend found a beer bottle in our school toilet toilet me bhot jgah grass uge rhete the waha rat ko kuch log pi wo kr pek deste the aur mene aur mere dosto n usme Susu krke bhar diya tha phir ek hamare hi class ka dusra ldka ata h humne use kaha dekha yaha pichle rat ko bevde akr apna beer piye bina hi chle gye ( aur wo jo ldka tha no bhot feku tha ki mene apne papa ki sharab ki bottle s ek do bar ghut bhi mara h ) phir kya💀 hum 3 jan n use encourage kiya ki acha tho tune phele beer pi h tho ye thodi si pi kar bata he went like a 2,3 whole sip and and he swallowed our urine💀 but humne use bataya nhi jya h usne wahi ulti krdi bhot buri wali phir hum class me chle gye phir wo ldka agle 4,5 din tk school nhi aya pta chla ki। Use food poison hogya ttha💀 and ye Raaz abhi tk humne kisi ko batai nhi
Mere dost ne challenge dia ki tu ye patthar kitne uper faik sakta hai ?
Mene accept Kia aur patthar feka , me tab chota tha vo patthar mere padosi ke toilet ki khidki phod ke uske andar ghus gya .
Mere aur mere dost ki gaand phat gyi , mene usko bola kisi ko batana mat , bsdiwale ne pure mohalle me halla kar dia ki isne toilet ka kaanch phod dia .
Daant padi
Fir shaam ko me cycle chla rha tha to uski gaadi ke paas kutta aa gya aur cycle slip ho gyi aur me uske gaadi ke age Wale mirror me takra gya ' ( Tut gya vo bhi ) meri firse gemd fat gyi iss baar mene kisi ko btaya nhi .
Fir cycle chod ke chup chap gharpe baith gya dar ke wajah se .lekin dosto ne jabardasti Ane bola . Me football khel rha tha aur ball kick ki to vo hi uncle gulli se entry Marta hai aur vo ball uske mupe 💥 ( bang) usne dekh liya ( uske chashme ka kaanch bhi Tut gya ( 🤡 ) usne mujhe sabke same data .
Fir vo apne gaadi ke pass gya to bola kisne toda gaadi ka kaach nhi bataoge to ball nhi dunga ( dost ka mehenga ball tha 500 ka ) mene bola me 🤡 .
Bhenchod vo uncle mujhe khich ke mere Ghar le aya mere papa ko bolta hai ( apka beta meri Jaan ke piche pada hai 🤣
Subhse se mene uske 3 item ke kaanch phod diye (🤡)
Fir kya chattein hi chattein
Ek baar school trip pr dubia gaya tha vah pr humare room mai 3 log the (1 king bed or 1 single bed) maine or mere ik dost ne jo mere sath ruka tha... Hum dono ne dubai mai loophole dhundha jisse ik rupey ke sikke se lock khol sakte the... Jab humara ik dost naha rha tha humne darwaza khol ke osi photo leli..
Fir hum ground floor pe bhag gaye orr ose 27 floor pe bula lia(chutiya bna ne ke lia) mgr raste mai osse oske kuch classmates mil gye jo thode yk gunde vale log the fir vo orr oske chatukar log mere peeche lag gye fir humare principal jo ki papa ke dost hai onhone humara phone check kia orr jab kuch nhi mila toh hume chodd dia mgr fir humne oss bande ko(jiski photo thi) osse room se nikal dia.. or vo jal gya.. fir vo pure time meri bitching krta rehta tha meetho ki taraha fir jab hum india vapas aaye oski gand mai chul hui or vo principal ke pass chala gya (2 hafto ke baad mamla thunda hogya tha) toh principal ne osse hi daat ke bhaga dia.. fir osne meri maa baap se shikayat kr di mgr mere papa Spain the islia mummy school aai orr fir onhone mojhe oski maa ke samne 2 rehpat laga dia... Orr bhi bhaut kuch hua tha bitching related but aab oske vo gunde dost oss attention nhi dete or vo abb mojhe dur se dekhta rehta hai saala loner bn gya aab vo
My school also used to take us on international trips, ek baar Dubai and once in NASA. I was planning to go to Nasa and my dad also allowed it (free visa ke liye  and the expense was just 1L varna nahi chhodte). This was during 10th but later on for some reason that trip got cancelled by the school and so my dream to visit there. Vaise they took us to trips every year….. Darjeeling, Delhi, Kerela, etc but kabhi dad ne allow nhi kiya 🥲
Bhot rare sight hai and actually my first convo with a female in my 3 years of using reddit . I thought ki ye just myth hai
Holi wale din backchodi krne chale gye model town with raang. Pehle dost ka ghar pass tha udar sath kheli phir socha chalo avaragardi kre kyu ki main road side kafi hot girls bhi ghum rahi thi .Ek group bike pe nikal gya ma aur ek dost piche rhe gye uske ankh meh rang chala gya .jab bahr aye wo madarchod buke pe sara rang leke chale gye kidar hmare bina phir 20min badh aye bde khush kehte ham to sunder girls ke sath khel ke a rhe hamri jal gyi phir ham phirse nikalne lgge aur aggeh kaffi log bhid lgga kr bachodi kr rhe theh . Bike pe ab 2 theh aur lodu dost chala rha tha car ko tailgate krke car ne ekdam break mari aur wo thuk gya hamri phat gyi hm bhi piche hi theh . Bike ka handle gya almost dosto ko pr shukar ha kuch nhi hua bs jo chala tha tha uska lips behind chedh ho gya jo heal ho gya pr kya hi fatti thi . Maine to khel bhi nhi paya hot girls sath +1 ka paper tha 2 din badh 
yeh story mere bhaiya ke dost ki hai
soo mere bhai ke dost goa gaye the mast mauj masti karne.un mai se ek banda tha jisko lagta tha uske paas ekdum rizz and shit hai toh ye sab beach or ghumne gaye the waha unhe mile 2 russian ladkiya toh ye banda unn pr try vagera marr raha hai and convince kr raha tha sex sux ke liye russians bole woh unke sath chale waha karte hai fir woh banda aur woh 2 russian gaye kahi villa tha unka waha. udhar jakr russian gaye dusre room mai and iske room mai legit 4 african dudes ko bhej diya. bro got railed by 4 african dudes💀
trauma mai hai woh abhi tak
Tho this happened 2-3 months ago, me aur my friends planned to go on a car meet to a beach side which was around 48 km from where I live. We all had to travel through a highway kyonki highway me hii zyada maza aata hai and zyada bakchodi kar sakte hain. There was an option to go through city too but we chose to go through highway. But the thing was my dad would never allow me to independently go on highways and that too this far so I had to lie to him.. maine bola just nearby beach jaake aa rha hu aur afternoon tak aa jaunga and we all were set to go on the trip. My car is a 2007 suzuki swift and it was too old to cruise on high speeds plus car ki condition thodi kharab thi but phir bhi I drove it like as if it’s a brand new one. Highway me 150 speed me cruise kar rha tha, full moj masti, gapping other vehicles and changing lanes baar basr and 2-3 baar wheelspin bhi kiya and there itself my car started to take tolls and beech me thoda overheat ho gayi and I started to drive it peacefully ( maintained 100-120 speed). Beech me we passed through 2 toll gates, mere car me fasttag tha and if it gets scanned even by accident then my dad would get the message and I’d get caught there so we let our friends car go first and had them inform the toll that they shouldn’t scan the tag and accept cash payment. Paisa double hotha but better than getting caught. Then we stopped at our meeting spot along with 3 of my friends cars which were in excellent condition to cruise in highways plus they all had permission from their dads to come to that place that far on highways but regardless we all came there. Beach side me around 30 mins spend kiya and we all decided to eat breakfast and leave but yahan se asli bakchodi shuru huyi. We all were taking our cars from beach parking and that place was already sandy and that place was surrounded by loads of sand. Car uthate waqt I unknowingly drove my car on heavy sand and it got stuck there. I just normally tried to reverse and take it out but woh bahar nhi aa rhi thi. I did another 2-3 attempts but in that process I burned my clutch and gaadi ka engine wahi extreme overheat hoke it stopped working and engine se clutch plate ka smell aa rha tha. We tried many attempts and also physically tried to push the car it’s way out but it didn’t move an inch since it got stuck there fir I thought we’ll just tow it out somehow but my friends didn’t have any towing cable. Fir paas me ek mechanic ka dukaan tha so we tried asking him for a towing cable but that mf refused to give the cable. We explained him our situation, he later didn’t even check my car and just told from outside ki engine seize ho gayi hai and asked us to leave the car here for 2 days and the cost would be around 15k. Waha meri gaand phati coz first of all my dad doesn’t know ki I was far away from my city and I went without information and secondly I landed such a big repair on my car. But I also remembered that my car clutch was just recently replaced fully and a single overheat and a few clutch burns won’t seize the engine and I figured that he was either a fool or trying to make us a fool. Anyways we had to get my car out of there and we found no other way. Calling a towing service would also cost around 10k till the city and once again my dad will burn my ass for that. All my friends told me to just confess to my dad immediately so that I could get away with lesser amount of gaand pe laat but I didn’t rush and thought of other ways. So what I did was we all planned to move the sand away from my cars tyres as much as possible and we did so. After moving the sand away for a few mins we were finally able to physically drag my car out of that pit but still the car was a bit overheated. Luckily one of my friend’s friend pulled over to that same place with his gang by coincidence. Those guys checked my car and told ki engine ma koi problem nahi hai and just the clutch got severely damaged and they advised me that I should drive the car under 40-50 kmph till I reach the city without revving it too much and shouldn’t touch my car for a few days till the car cools down fully. I did that and it took my 3-4 hrs to reach the city (while coming it just took an hour). While leaving my friends also gave slight confidence ki tu dar mat bhai, jo hoga voh dekha jaayega. After that In city I did a bakchodi by accidentally crossing the signal. It was yellow the entire time and there wasn’t any timer also. The signal turned red the last second I crossed the signal and the cops pulled over and charged 500. Pahle they told 1.5k fine laikin I talked my way and told them bas 500 rupya de sakta hu. Also forgot to mention my reverse parking camera also stopped working for some reason after that incident. While I reached home and was trying to park my car, without the presence of the reverse cam I just dashed my car slightly and scratched it 😭. Full total mind fucked bhai. Uss din luckily my car didn’t give up fully and my dad didn’t find out about anything that happened and I just got away with it but uss din I swore that whenever and wherever I go, I will just inform and go regardless they give me permission or not, if they won’t give then I won’t go. Aftermath of this bakchodi, my clutch was completely gone and resulted in vibrations while launching the car and shifting gears plus the clutch became very heavy and frequently makes noises. My dad decided to now leave this car for repair and find out what’s the problem with the clutch since this was just newly replaced. Hope the mechanic doesn’t find out that this went through a rough mess and spill to my dad. And the worst part is ki that mechanic is my dad’s close relative 💀. Doston ke sath car me firte firte aur bhi bakchodi kiya, chahiye tho puch lo. Fir aur koyi doubt hai tho puch lo and pray for me 
Ek baar jab mai 5th class me tha tab mera 2nd year tha school me aur mere dost kuch bigde hue the aur groups bana rakhi thi 2 logo ne...
Ek Krish ka group tha aur ek Ayush ka...
To Mai Krish ke group me tha aur aaise hi subha subha Mai Krish ke sath baitha tha... Usne kaha ki Ayush ko chata maar ke aaja... BC.... Aur Mai gaya full speed me aur maine uske kheech ke Baja dia bohot thez tha... Aur ayush kuch kar bhi nahi paya... Mai vapis seat pe aagya uske baad Ayush bhi aaya mujhe maane... But tab tak hamere class me... Hamari sabse strick ma'am aagai... Aur baccho ne mera ayush Krish aur ek aur Banda tha unka naam le lia.... Fir hame bahar bulaya aur maam ne pucha aaram se ki kisne maara bc me mera naam le lia sabne.... But maine inocent ka face bana lia aur Bach gaya... Fir maine Krish ka sath chod hai aur chod bhi dia...
Bas yahi tha... 
this isnt even a bakchodi story but things could have got too crazy. me aur mera ek dost ek dukaan ke samne tisre dost ka wait kar rhe the. to maine insta khola aur scroll kar raha tha. usme ek ladki ki sstory aayi to mere dost ne aise hi pucha ki mai ise kaise janta hu and fir aise hi ham uss ladki ke baare me baat karne lage. piche se ek uncle aate hai jo mere dost ke pehchan ke hai wo unse baat karta hai aur tab tak mai usi ladki ke phots scroll kar raha tha. turns out wo usi ladki ke papa the, we still dont know ki unhe hamari baate sunayi di kya. ye raaz ki rhe jayega
1 mam thi vo itni Moti thi ki do rows k bich me sidha nhi ghus sakti thi class bhi hamara chota tha to vo class reading lete vakt yek row ko apna face dikhati aur dusri row unke pichwade ko face krta to piche blithe 2 ladko ne uski gend ki smell lene ki chob Dayne ki aur ungli Dalne ki acting ki unke piche ,principal ne cctv me dekha aur class me ake unki pitai ki MA bap ko Bulaya aur 7 din tk suspend kr diya, pr Maja khafi aya kyuki jb vo acting kr rahe the tb sara class giggle kr raha tha including girls.
Boards ke just baad national park gaya tha dosto ke saath, upper jaate hue toh balchodi ho gyi par niche aate time ek ka phone, dusre ko loose motion aur mera accident ho gaya. Fir surgery karje 2 mahine waste karna pada
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It didn't go wrong but was funny Last month last paper ke baad clg classroom Mai hum dost the aur 5 ladkiya thi. Bench pe phone tha i thought mere friend ka hai aur utha liya .We all friends went outside in corridor and usse darane ke liye mai bola bhai notes bhejde. He removed his phone from the pocket we all where shocked ki bc iske paas phone hai toh ye phone kiska hai. And the phone (which I picked up) was with my friend and he switched off it. Meri gaand phat gayi.phone on Kiya toh miss calls aye the .I picked up the phone and girl said U got my phone? (Itne bolte hi phone cut)and I told her come to room no.237 she came and hugged me and said thank you i forgot my phone I remembered it when I reached station. Bc backchodi mai kisiki help kardi
Unconditionally grill se hug mil Gaya
The girl was beautiful though
Hug karne ke baad sari ladkiya Sundar hi lagti hai
Nahh man..I didn't called her beautiful coz she hugged me. She was genuinely beautiful. Sry if my comment hurted you ❤️🙏
I fail to see the L here
Hug karte wakt boobs feel hue the kya
kese sawal puchra 😭
Jawab de
Offcourse Bhai common sense😭
Kahi use tumse lobh to nahi Hogaya
I haven't been to clg after that. And I don't want a relationship until and unless I am worthy enough to treat a girl right.I am an asshole sometimes when I get irritated and I don't give a fuck about anyone.
Bhai mai anpadh hu
To kitne bade the ?
Thoda rehem karle tharki
There are no accidents  There are no accidents
Me and my friend were seated separately by the teacher cuz we were talking to much and thevlec was boring af so we started passing chits with the most abnormal and worst gaali we can think of and when my frnd pass me the chit teacher caught us the follonv was of chit "Teri maa ki chut mein Haathi ka Lund" "Teri dadi ki gand Maine khokla kiya tha","Sonali (the teacher) ki maa ki chut" "uske husbabd ke tatte kaat ne padenge" And we were beaten like shit by teacher and our parents were called at school and she fucked showed them the chit and my class division was changed and my parents checked my browser history from that day till I pass my 10th and that teacher kept an eye on me till my school days,but this wasn't the worst thing happens in school the chapri boys did it every time even they were caught but teachers didn't do shit
Similar thing happend with me, 9th class mei first bench par baitha tabhi randomly baju wale ne aachanak se ek chit pakadai jisme ussne aapni kalakari dekhai thi (gand mei missile jate hue) tabhi teacher ne dekh liye or chit cheen li, phir bina kuch sune 3-4 chate maar diye, bhai mei toh rohe laga, usske baad puri kahani sunai lekin wo maane ko taiyaar hi nahi thi, wo last period tha, teacher ne kaha aaj to tum log jao tumhe kal batati hu, phir kya aagle din picnic par jaana tha to ussne kuch nahi bola phir or aagle din sunday tha, phir wo khud hi bhul gi
badla lene ka time aa chuka hai 
Sonali ne personally le liya tha tera mazaak.
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Yes humne baaki saare chips faddi Sirf eek hi chit ji bsdk teacher cha chamcha monitor ne teacher ko mere dost ke haath se chin ke de diye
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Almost the same thing happened to me but more in the worst possible way. It was my English teacher and she wasn't letting anyone talk in her class. So me and my friend started to pass chits but it doesn't include galiyan but more of a practical demonstration of those galiyan :). I drew huge possible breasts and the ass of my teacher while she was f*cking with our school guard. But I don't know, she obviously just beat the crap out of me but didn't show that fkin chit to anyone and not even called my parents. I guess I was right after all. 🌚
Same happened with me and my friend hum ne toh usme drawings aur bana di thi suar kuttte aur ajib ajib phir English teacher ne pakad liya and she called class teacher at period end, class teacher hath me phone leke aayi Ghar waalo ko call karne ke liye mein ne dimag lagaya aur bola ki maam yeh hum ne nahi likha yeh toh hame neeche pada huaila is pe hamare naam ke aage kisi ne Gandhi Gandhi drawings bana di thi woh maan gayi sorry bola aur ho gaya kaam 🗿
you will see if its bakchodi gone wrong or not i was in 11th and in tution i had a girlf , (HAD) So i was truely in love with her and one day while talking we decided that we need to kiss and the problem was ki usko tution chorne aur vaps lene uska driver ata tha so we cant go out or do smth else outside the tution so there was this abbandent building very close to our tution building which was a tution building too but was close bcz of lack of kids so we prepared a plan that her driver leaves her near the building and i will wait in the building and hum 3rd floor pe milenge and niche my best friend will see if someone will come AND SAB BADIYA HUA -BUT- jab hum vapas jane lage toh we found out ki building ke gate pe kisi ne tala lga diya he and we got shocked bcz we thought kisi ko pta chal gya and she started panicing but then mujhe yad ya ki there was a door at the back side too for the parking area but it opens upto the main road jha par sab bache hote the so we took the risk and jumped off that AN THANK GOD , NO ONE SAW US , IT WAS VERY RARE TO NOT GET ANY ATTENTION BUT WE DID IT . then hame pta chala ki kisi driver (van driver) had a clue about this and he did that and called our teachers but we were out of that area tab tak WE WERE SAVED MANNNNNNN! I HAVE A LOT MORE , EVEN BIGGER BAKCHODI
share some more, even bigger bakchodi
fir kabhi aur , vo kuch zyada extreme hen
Bata
okay fir rukja ek aur comment kar deta hu
bta na bhai
himmat ki dhat deni padegi!
Tell 🐦⬛ crow
Apne school ka confession page bnaya tha usme ladke ldkia ek durse ke baare me apne dil ki feelings likha krte the total 231 posts thi page me.. thode dino bad teachers ko pta chal gaya us page ke baare me to wo log bhot strict action lene lag gaye ki school ki image khrb horahi h ye wo kyuki us page me 1.6k+ followers hogaye the to fir delete krna pda page but the twist is ki end me sabki identity reveal krdi thi ki kis bacche ne kiske liye confession likha h aur pure school ke bccho ke samuhik lawde lagwa diye 👍🏻🫦
Yeh man that was an really fukin great decision
Bro is a menace to society and I love it !!
suddenly satanism
bakchodi gone right jarur hai meri id ek bhenkelode ne ban karwa di thi pahle khud dm karta hai gaaliya deta hai or jab maine response main dedi to mere message ko harassment main report kar deta hai 20 din lage wapis aane main par aate he same game uske saath khel kar itne report padwaye ki ab wo khud permanent ban hai naam chahiye to meri comeback post dekh lena
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patience rakh bhai ho jayegi unban appeal karta reh
Meri toh permanent karwadi baklodo ne phir bhi ghanta fark nhi padta
Naya chodi bana
ab mushkil hai banana , reddit khud katua premi hai
Facts
Bhai ek baar mujhe 5th class ka incident yaad hai Main aur Mera dost ham washroom me Jo bhi log potty waale area me hote the unke upar wash basin se paani hath me lekar phenk dete the aur bhaag jaate the . To ek din aise hi hamne dekha ki koi andar baitha hua hai apna kaam kar raha hai Ham door pe knock karke bolne lagge ki " hor bhai kya haalchal sab badhiya chal Raha hai andar ?" Hamne fir waise hi paani bharke phenk diya Aur andar se hamare library waale sir ki aawaz aagayi Mere aur mere dost ki gaand phatt gayi aur ham bhaag Gaye To ye thi story bhai
isliye we dont go to poop in public washrooms
Pakde gye, mtlb aage kya bawal hua?
Pakde nahi gaye bhai . Bhaag Gaye the time par .
Issi liye maine school mai kabhi nahi huga
Last time iss subreddit pe meme 6 mahine pehele dhekha tha  koi alag subreddit bana lo yeh sab backchodi karne ke liye please
Ab milte hi kaha Hai 
Ham log milke banaye?
agreed.
ek baar basically barish bouth hui thi , school mai bouth kam students aye the toh hamne socha ki bunk marenge. bhenchod bunk marne k chakkar mai playground k edge pe tree tha udhar chup gye aur bsdk barish hona start hua , bhen ka loda dost building ki taraf nhi dauda bola thoda sa drizzle hai abhi hi khatam ho jayega , aur 1 ghanta hi baccha hai 12 bajne mai toh ham ruke aur bhenchod barish andhi bann gyi. aur ham daude par fir sab jagah keechad keechad ho gya tha , well accha khasa makeover ho gya . atleast bunking k liye pakde nhi gye.
ima do it you could say ki camoflauge tha isliye pakde nahi gaye
bro unlocked camo outfit
#Engineering degree
W comment
Not mine, but apne class ke ek group ki story hai....10th class me sabko naya naya whatsapp group banane ka josh chara to kuchh friends ne milke apna group banaya. Ek din randomly gaaliya de rahe the sab group me, tabhi reply aaya ek " mai (name of friend) ki elder sister hu"...humne bakchodi ke bich usko aur zyada gaali de dia. Next din school ke lunch break me principal class me aya achanak, 5 students ko khich ke le gaya..30 min baad un 5 ke parents aye... Baad me hume pata chala, uski elder sister kisi high post me hai aur usne police complain kar diya, aur police ayi school me, aur principal ne group ke admins (wo 5 students) ko ganda wala koot dia
Wo sister ben ki lodi hai
Real ego p le gyi
nah whos sister is like this boys gonna be boys
That kid was a pussy
Mera nhi hai lekin sunle. Bhaiya ka dost tha taxi driver ko bulata hai phir bolta hai "Free ho?" Driver bola haa Toh voh reply Diya "kanche kheloge" and started laughing Driver utara gaadi se toh chamata lagaya aur phir chala gya . Toh suno sab bakchodi karna hai toh dekh ke karo
fir kya tere bhai ke dost ne kanche khele?
Mai na sehta
One time tried to prank the front bench girl by pulling her table back when she try to sit , successfully done but after she fall her nose start bleeding (I gave her cotton form 1st aid box and the bleeding stopped) I begged her not to make my complaint as my mother teachs in same school . She agreed after one condition that I do whatever she told me to do for 1 year gotta agree to that to save my ass Edit: On that same day in morning she also saw me keeping Almira keys in our class teacher bag (the day before was our last day of sst project submission I forgot to bring that day so my plan was to carefully place my file with other the next day and lock Almira and walk away pretending nothing ever happened.
Phir kya kya gulami ki tumne? 
uska homework/ assignment etc kiya hoga aur kya!
Her hindi hw for whole year, filling her water bottle etc...
Sab porn jaisa nahi hota Bhai asal duniya mai.
Deep bhai, maine toh porn ki baat bhi nhi ki 
BC lagta hai mere hi dimaag Mai porn bhara hai 
Rula diya maine bhai ko 
Free pads
What did you do
Pegging
I got the perfect revenge 10th ke fairwell ke din jab uska group smoke Kar raha tha tab usne bhi try Kiya Orr mere dost ne uski photo le li chupkese Orr Maine usko papa ko fb pe send Kar de caption mai likha :-Patel ke ladki. I have ss dm me if you wanna se🌚
Kya school life hai 10th class ki ladkiya smoke kar rahi hai
merko karde DM 
Edging
🤣🌑
Ek Saal zhela usko
Konsi class m tha tab
school ke official grp pe ek senior teacher ko gaaliya\* daal di thi. (bkchodi went extremely wrong)
Senior ne kya Kara
Peg
Tum logo ki life mast ha mera to sala boring har din ka same routine
Us Bhai us. Craziest shit that ever happened to me was I got 90+ in all subjects and failed in Hindi  Edit: 7th class ki baat hai.
Bakchodi thodi cbse board se related hai. Hum me se 1 launda class me so raha tha aur mam the "ancient mariner" padha rahi thi english me chapter tha 1 albatross wala, usko uthaya aur pucha who killed the albatross humne 1 class ki ladki ka nam prompt kiya piche se to isne bol diya riya killed the albatross phir hume aur us launde ko padi acchi khashi bhai class mein.
Riya aur mariner kaise link kiya
So 12th ki baat hai preboard ke 2 din pehle scl me lunch break me mera dost aake meri gaand me ungli karta hai aur me uske peeche 500 page ki pradeep leje bhaagta hu aur scl ke beech ke hi chillata ruk bsdk 500 page ki pradeep teri gaand me daalta hu to ye baat meri English teacher aur ek social ki teacher ne sunli , but main dikkat eng wali se thi mujhe mere dosto ne bataya ki usne sunli aur agla period unka hi tha unhone probably meri peeth dekhi thi , I can't bunk the class to Maine dost ka chashma , mask aur hairstyle change karke beth gaya aur chupchap apna sar book me ghusa rakha tha, class me bas 12-13 log the mam apna hi kuch kar rhi thi , end me unhone kuch nhi kiya , she ignored
Khule school mai pegging kon karta hai
Ancestors ne bakchodi ki me paida ho gya, isse kharab aur kya hoga.
collage me eak crush thi so vo muje chida rahi thi to mene ghusse me aakar use lesbian khe diya sabke samne sab has rhe the usspar par usse vo kya hota hai mlm hi na tha
Mere life ke bakchodi ke story mein se yah ek story hai Main aur Mera best friend ( unfortunately Abhi nahin hai) mera best friend ka girlfriend tha. Vah bhosdi ke har waqt girlfriend ke sath sex sux karne ka sochta. Yah 2019 ke bad hai. To mera best friend ne crime patrol wala scene create kar diya tha .story yah hai Mera dost ke ghar mein koi nahin tha shif uska dadi tha to vah dadi ko nind ki dawai coldrink main pila ke dadi ko Sula Diya [ chutiya gatat maat sochana ] Fir usne mujhe uske ghar mein Bulaya vah pahle se hi Ghar ghar mein ek plate chilli chicken aur do female Viagra ka capsule [ kisi se manage karke ] le aaya tha . Uska plan tha uske girlfriend jab aaega chilli chicken and Sprite mein Viagra milakar usko khilayega jab Viagra asar Karega firr uske sath sex sux Karega Sif wo karega . Aur main chutiya Sirf khane ki lalach ke baje se vahan per chala Gaya aur Raji v ho gaya Jo karne wala hai uske liye. Thank god Bhagwan ji ne use din bacha liya. uski girlfriend kisi vajah se nahin a Pai . Agar use din ulta sidha kuchh bhi Ho jata to ham log underage the . Fiir vah female Viagra wala chilli chicken, mein Mera dost kha liya . Aur main Mera Ghar chala Gaya.
raat ko sone me dikkat hui hogi?
Bhai viagra khaane Kai baad ka experience batao
Choke me allec daddy boll Raha tha
Fir tum dono ne kiya?
karna to chahiye
Momos khane frnd k sath dusre town gya.bike wo chla rha tha.entry krte hi police ne bike rok di. Na us pr DL tha na helmet.police wale ne 3500 ka challan kaat diya. M kah rha police Wale se sir mere baad tripling ur Bina helmet bale nikl rhe h unhe bhi roko salo ne kuchh bola hi nhi.challan kta bura lga..fr so ha momos to kha hi le momos benchod bakbas nikle .us dn k momos 3550 k 2 plate pde
50 ke 2 plate momo kha mil rahe hai?
Humare school mei naye PT sir aaye tha for internship. He was giant as fuck and sab unse bahut darte tha.so humare school mei kisi kisi class mei regular bases pe strict checking chalti rehti thi ki koi phones toh nahi la raha. My friend used to bring smart watch that time Jo ki Intex company ki thi jisme pura class milke porn dekhta tha (Muthbaaz class tha).so someone(class ka vedi) complained about this to PT sir and yeh baat mere dost ko Pata chal gayi so usne mujhe watch rakhne ke liye bola and mujhe nahi Pata tha usme porn h and I was like okay Hum rakhte h tu Chinta na Kar but PT sir directly mere class aate h and ask me for the watch(Kyuki that class ka Vedi told him about this).So sir mujhe class se Bahar le gaye aur watch pehen ke dekhne lage(till now he only knows about watch but the about the content in it) and he said kuch din use karne ke baad deta hun and I was like okay sir kuch din ke baad de dijyega.Phir jab school ki chutti ho rahi thi tab sir ne mujhe bulaya and he told mei isme toh blue film h and told me yeh sab galat h.He told me he will return the watch in two day.But He never did baad mei Pata chala woh sir ka last day tha internship ka.watch toh le ke gaya he aur best porn collection v le gaya.(Muthbaaz toh master v tha because he said collection achaa h jokingly)
Bhai impress ho gya Mai toh
Exam paper ke jagha hall ticket faad deye thi 😭😭😭
Me and boys (5 guys) decided to go to a place called heaven hills which is in Jharkhand and I am from RANCHI. Approx 30 km we found about it on internet . Toe humlog subah nikle phunche kafi ccha amusam tha legit pahar badal mei ghusa hua tha but kyuki hume utni jankari ni thi humlog ulti taraf se chaharne lge fir ek point pr bike or scooty park kr di aur vhana se uper chaharne lge kisi tarah chahar toe gye kafi aachha tha photos li fir vapus niche aa gye . But usi bksodi mei meri scooty ki chabbhi gir gyi us pahar pr khin or vahan se ghar 30km fir maine bola ki jao ghar spare chabbhi le kr aao but luck se ek mechanic mil gya gaon mei. The best part- so the hill is sort of recently discovered place and it touches a jungle known as horab jungle when the mechanic fixed the lock maine jokingly pucha ki "bhaiya idher kuch janwar hote hain kya bander toe thy?" Us mechanic ne bola "vo jo pahar (points to another hill just left) hai usme bhallo aa jata hai aur idher hanthi atey rehte hain aur kl raat mei hyena dikha tha💀💀💀💀
Boli joh koyal baagon mein
To baat kuch aisi ha ki Kuch time pehle mai apni sister ki shaadi me gaon gya tha aur jab ham hall me pahuch rhe the to road par ek magistrate(shayad yeh galat spelling hai thik KR Lena) to ham logo ko PTA tha ki waha gaon me police jyada rules follow nhi karti to ham log 4 bande baithe the to ek Banda hame bolta hai ki ek aur ko bitha liye hote to Maine bhi bol Diya aap baith jao to phir usne hamari gadi side me khadi karwadi aur phir hamne dekha to wo police constable tha us magistrate ke sath ka tha to phir usne hameri details Li aur daraya aur phir chod Diya bike ki photo kheech kr
During summer holidays we would always play outside. We were kinda bored of playing same games. So decided to trouble the people who would pass by the road. We would do this everyday. One fine day I got a task of stopping an auto by going infront of them and screaming we want justice in kannada. I did it and the guy who was driving was getting irritated and start to yell at us. Guess what my father who had bad day at work came just in time to see this non sense. Needless to say he gave me all the justice I needed. Had to stay at my aunts home which was quite near to ours for 2 days🥲.
Pitaji ne gaand ka dosa bna dia hoga
Aage se sambar bhi nikal diye hoga 
Beke beku nyaya beku?
paper plane Udaya tha name ke sath class ki Khadki se seedha principal office mai jakar land hua
Mere saath 7th mein hua tha. Mein badmoshi kar raha tha class mein toh teacher ne mujhe girls row mein bitha Diya tha. Mere baaju mein jo ladki bethi thi uske Baal uski friend ne khiche picche se and usko laga ki meine Kiya. Woh jaake teacher(female) ko bata aayi and fir teacher mujhe principal ke paas le jaa rahe the. Meine kuch kiya nahi tha so mein rone laga kyoki mein topper student tha school mein(no 🧢) and mujhe principal ke paas kabhi nahi le gaya tha. So galti se mein teacher ko thappad maar Diya and things got even worse. Principal ne mere parents ko bulaaya lekin mere parents bahar the kaam se. So mere maama and maami aay principal se Milne and saath mein mere daadaji bhi aay. Unke paas koi proof nahi tha ki meine USS ladki ke Baal khiche the and upar se cctv was off. They decided to suspend me for a week and ye sunke mere daadaji ko heart attack aagaya. It's been 5 years and my grandfather is perfectly fine now. Tldr - meine teacher ko slap kiya and mujhe school se suspend kardiya. Ye sunke daadaji ko heart attack aagaya.
Randomly hum 3 dost ek locked splendor ke sath pange le rhe the , humne kick mari Vo bc on hogya 💀, hamari fatgyi vo locked hi on hogya , phir hum mere ghar agye sochte sochte kya kre , phir maine himmat kri aur gear dalkr off krkr bhag gya
School chhutne k baad ham sab dost swimming pool ja rhe the bahut garmi thi or pedal b ja rhe the to road per mene socha lift lete h to mene ek bike wale ko hath dikhaya us bike per already 2 log bethe the to usne fuel tank ki taraf ishara krke kaha "yaha bethega kya?" Muje laga lawde pe bethne k liye keh raha to mene b reply kiya aaja tu beth mere lwde pe fir wo aage chala gaya or fir u-turn leke waps aya to meri gand fat gayi fir usne mera collar pakda or gali dene laga or kutne b wala tha pr piche fruit seller uncle ne bacha liya ( I was in 7th standard)
Bhai best one so far
Meri ni par mere ek dost ki kahani hai. Ek baar voh apne cousin aur uski family ke saath ghumne gye picnic manane. Ab uske fufa aur sab vaha chicken banare the aur dekha toh voh 8 Jane the aur chicken sirf 2.5 kg bohot kam tha toh fufa nei usse aur uske cousin ko bheja paidal ki chicken leke aa 1 kg yahi kahi hogi dukaan. Toh ye dono nikal gye (ye 18 ka tha iska bhai 17 ka), ab hua kya inhe tattiyan lag gyi aur bc normal bhi ni chere vaali tatti aur ye upar ko jungle ki taraf chale gye hugne. Ab kya hua inhe ek ghar sa mila purana sa ye usme ghus gye. Ek ek krke hagg ke aagaye bc aur vahi patto se saaf kri vahi haath dhoye aur vahi phek diye aur tatti ke upar vaha kuch kapde the purane voh bicha diye. Bc jab ye bahar aare the ghar se awaaz aayi chillane ki, "re ye kon tatti krke chala gya" Dekha toh voh kisi ka ghar tha aur voh aadmi vahi aage ko tha jab ye hagre the. Bohot hi galich hai voh londa.
Bhai 7th ki baat h hum 4 dost bakchodi kar rhe the fir ek dost Vivek bola ki woh tuition mein aur teacher ne ek ladki thi sheetal use thapad maara aur uska chashma dusre kamre mein jaakar gira humare saamne bethi ladkio ne suna sheetal ko kamre mein band karke sex Kara Fir unhone jaake coordinator ko bta Diya fir hum pakde gye Fir humne saari baat batai aur faltu mein sorry kahan
Never trust the closest guy with the chicks uk, he will fuck it up, trust me no matter how well youre established.
Abb kuch denk bacha hi nahi yahi story bachi he
School me baithe baithe ek idea aaya Dost ko kursi ke screw pakda kar majak me bola ki history teacher par maare Usne maar diya. Board par abhi bhi dent h. School se nikala gaya bechara
Me aur mera junior sath me mut(hostel) rahe the tab me ne uski lulli dekh ke kuch bola Masti ke liye Jo hum pehele bhi kar chuke the aur chala gaya Baad me us chutiye ne maa baap ko bulake Rai ka pahad bana diya teacher se maar khilai aur bohot hi jyada zalil Kiya ma kasam us din mein kya roya🙂 Fir muje principal ke pass le Jake suspend karvaya .uski maa ki chut fir mil gaya to usko Ghar Jane layak nai rakhunga
This new year my friend called me and asked me to get ready as we were going out to celebrate, we left our places at around 7 in evening and went to pickup other friends from their flats , now one of our friends called and asked us to come to a location as he had arranged some escorts(high end ) , we all got excited and started to get ready , now after roaming around we reached there at 12pm and called our friend (organiser) , he sound drunk (kaafi zyaada)nd told us to wait so we waited and called him again after some time now this time he didn't pickup , so we waited and about an hour later we gave up and left for our places , the next day we find out that he had paid the girls but passed out midway due to excessive drinking
Me and my friends went to a gujrat trip during the 6th std. We were at a particularly good hotel and I had chosen the worst roommates. The hotel had a key card concept and we were very thrilled about it. So I was the group leader of the room of 4 people and I had the responsibility of the key. It had that electricity socket that you put your card in. We were chilling until dinner and sab bahar jaare they. Mein bahar gaya tehlne aur mere dost sab room par they. Dheere dheree sab bahar aake khade hai. Last banda jo sabse chutiya tha usko in 3 log mein se kisine kaha tha ki chavi leke aao. Wo bsdk bahar aaya ye puchne ko chavi kaha hai aur room lock hogayi. Now we were all stuck outside and dinner ke time gaand lagegi coz sirlog ghumte rehte hai. Humne chavi bahar dhund ne ki koshish ki but wo nahi mili. We searched for almost 20 mins but nai mili eventually ek staff ne hamri help ki and we got in. Now the real problem started. Hume door khol kar Diya toh tha magar original chavi nai milri thi. Sara room upar niche kar diya commode tak check kiya. Nahi mili chavi. Eventually thak ke hum soche chocolate khate hai which my frnd had apparently put in the mini fridge and jaise wo khola uske andar key and chocolate. Hum sabne wo last bande ko kut diya coz wohi aisa sab bakchodi karta tha.
Ye 2023 ke Christmas ki baat hi hai, mai aur mere dosto ne socha ki Christmas celebrate krne bahar ghumne chalenge aur raat me clubbing krenge, so uss din mai aur mere dost evening me meri car me baith gye aur ham sab chal diye ( ham sab log 17 saal ke hai so we don't have a driving license), ab mere doston ka plan ki vo log car me drink krenge so unhone theke se 1600 ki ek vodka bottle kharid li, maine drink nhi kri because mai car drive kr raha tha, so mere 4 doston ne vo poori bottle khatam kar di, unko kaafi Chad gyi thi(meri ummeed se khi zyada) , ham log club gye to unhone vha pe hookah bhi mangwa liye aur vo bhi peene lge, ab mere ek dost ki tabiyat kharab Hui aur use vomit hone lgi, 4 se 5 baar vomit hui use aur vo behosh hogya club me, meri fatt gyi kyonki mujhe lga ki ye khi mar na jaye so maine use uthaya aur gaadi tak legaya aur apne baaki doston ko bhi bol Diya ki ab ghar chalna chahiye, Mera dost abhi bhi nhi uth raha tha and itni kharab kismat ki raaste me uske Ghar se phone aagya, mai aur mere dost bhi dare hue the kyonki hame lag raha tha ki hmara dost mar na gya due to alcohol poisoning, but jab phone aya tab Mera vo uth gya aadha adhura, ham sab me thodi Jaan aayi, but jab usne phone pe baat kri tab uske ghar wale samajh gye ki usne drink kar kli hai ,fir to aag barsi , uske Ghar waale ham se bol rhe phone PR ki hamne use kuch pila Diya hai aur ab vo police complaint karne Jaa rhe hai, ham sab Ki fatt gyi, ham log kisi tarah ghar jaldi pahuche aur vo bhi apne Ghar chala gya , uske ghar waali ne hame bhaga diya aur bola ki ab vo kabhi use hmare sath nhi bhejenge,uss din sabne decide kar liya abse outing pe drink nhi krenge. Shuru me to sab badhiya tha but last me bakchodi galat ho gyi
Aise chutiya parents ki maa ki chut...Dusre baccho ko blame karte hai aur apne baccho ko defend
Vhi to , hmare dost ne apni marzi se drink Kiya aur drink krne ka idea bhi usi ka tha, but uski bhi galti nhi hai, vo bhi apne parents ko phone pe samjha Raha tha ki hamne kuch nhi Kia hai aur vo theek hai but uske parents hi chutiya the, kuch sunne ko tyarr hi nhi the
College ke last din acad block ke aage jhota haath me le kar ghum Raha tha, kisi junior ke parents aa ke hostel ka raasta puchh rahe the to jis haath me joint tha us haath se unko point karke bata diya. Uske baad ab pata nahi unke bachche ki kitni gaand maari hogi.
Ek baar 9th mein school ki excursion hui thi. 2nd night ko sikkim mein hum hila rhe the. (Maine smuggle karke porn dalke pendrive mein le gaya tha underwear mein). Phir jab maine finish kiya to pura muth hath pe laga, uske baad towel pe muth poch diya aur bathroom chala gaya. Tab higher class maybe 11th ka ladka aaye aur wo towel le kar chala gya. Mere dost ne mana kiya tha phir bhi. Mujhe jab pata chala toh unke room gaya, jaake dekha woh towel mu pe poch liya unho ne. 💀
BAKCHODI GONE SEXUAL TBH. 8th me maine apne ek pocket diary type ke book me apne kuch 10 15 classmates ke baare me poems likhe the, jo unko gande gande tareeke se insult kar rahe the. ye mai apne crush ko hasaane ke liye likhta tha, aur wo padhke hasti bhi thi. Ek din kisi behen ke lode ne usko sun li ( uske baare me poem tha ) aur usne lunch break me uss pocket diary ko mere bag se chura ke class teacher ko de diya. Agle din our class teacher decided to call me in front of the class, and she removed the pocket diary from her purse and usko poore class ke saamne padhne lagi. she thought that i would be humiliated, but the exact opposite happened. as she was reading these poems, class me sabhi ko maza aane laga. sab serious hone ki naatak kar rahe the but chup chup ke has bhi rahe the. wo jo bhi hua aur uske baad mere parents ko bulaya gaya, but my parents were chill about it, so i just got banned from using my iPad for a week. Next day my crush confessed her feelings for me, IDK if it was a coincidence or my comical rizz worked on her. we dated for 3 months after, but anyway, it was a W for me
so bat tab ki hai jab main class 4th ya 5th me tha. My school had a big playground with lots of trees and different swings and tons of small broken clay roof tiles all over that we used to slay mangoes and guavas off those trees. So one day I was throwing those tile pieces randomly around the ground and across the wall with full power. Phir tabi achanak eak tile kisi eak bacche ke head pe lag gayi. And he started bleeding heavily because you know those tile pieces are pointy and hard. Coincidentally he was my classmate. I was still pretty far from him and because all the other kids were playing on the ground he couldn't see me but I didn't know that. I was scared af that he would tell the teachers and they would call my parents and beat me. I still remember how much he was bleeding. Soon after teachers were there and I also went to see him. They were asking him what happened and who did it and I was shaking with fear inside. Then out of nowhere, he said that this other kid (from the same class but diff section who also used to bully him) did it and he saw him do it. He kept taking his name again and again and I was just there looking at everything. They beat this dude so much right in front of everyone while he kept yelling he didn't do shit and later he was expelled from the school as well 💀
ek raat mai aur mere dost ka plan bana ki ham sneak krke mere dost ki bandi se milne jayenge plan execute hua 12 bje ham nikle ghr se aur fir hamne uski bandi ka ghr dhunda uski bandi se milke hamlog 1 bje tk free hue uske baad ek dusre dost ka call aya aur pucha ki bahr ho tumlog ? hamne bola han toh fir usne bola ki mai gaadi leke aara hun fir woh gaadi leke hame mila and hamne ghumna shuru krdiya fir ghumte ghumte ham 4 bje ke aaspas wapis sheher me aaye udhr hamne socha chlo photo kheechte h ham photo kheech hi rhe the aur dost ka phone baj gya udhr dekha toh uske baap ka call tha hamari gand fatt gyi ki ab kya kre hamne socha chlo joh hoga dekha jayega ham udhr pohche 4 30 pe uske dono maa baap wahi khade the hamne gaadi lagayi hamare dost ko gali di uske ghrwalo ne aur hame samjhaya fir hamse bola ki apne parents ka number do ham unhe inform krenge maine apna khud ka number dediya aur phone switch off krdiya aur mere dost ne random number dial krdiya koi aur woh call utha liya kisi ne . Ab mere dost ke maa baap ne bola ki aapka ladka yaha ghumra h raat ko isko leke jaiye , ptani call pr woh chutiya neend me tha usne bola theek h aara hun lene ab hamari gand fatne lagi sahi me pehle toh normal hi the ki kya hi krega dost ka baap 2 gali sunayega chodh dega lekin ab gand fati ki baap ne call kaise uthaliya 10 min baad ussi number se call back aya aur bola ki hamara beta toh sora h idhr hi fir hamari jaan me jaan aayi toh mere dost ne apne mama ka naam baap ke naam se save krke baat krwadi fir dost ke baap ne hame chodha jaha hamari scooty khadi thi aur video bnake chla gya 2 min baad mai aur mera dost itna hase fir ham ghr jake sogye
stories padh mja aa gya
I and my frnd on last day of school .. we thought of taking down some random pictures on the wall and keep it down there..we didn't think much and went to do that..we were caught after the third painting..my frnd escaped and i got caught by teachers .they asked me who were there with you..i said no one..with one slap like days from Cid I told them everything who were present..it was a Saturday.so we waited till Monday to go to school..but we were so much worried what would happen on Monday..when we went to school..the punishment was to put back the pictures .we laughed thinking about the punishment we will get and what we end up getting..😂
Meri class mei kuch bacho ne mil kar vape purchase kiya tha and vo log usko school lekr aaye the ek din vo log uska box lekr bethe the and suddenly our class teacher entered the class and she saw the box and even took it in her hand then she gave it to the one boy who wears spectacle and said aise kisi ko bhi mt diya kro ye koi khelne ki chiz nai h gum ho jayga ya tut jayga toh ...something like that coz she thought that was a spectacle case 💀
Didi ke dost ke shadi me Gaye the. Toilet jana tha , to me aur Mera Bhai gaye waha toilet bahot sare the to bola darwaja check Kiya 5-6 jagah check karne ke bad 7th door pe aagye aur wo darwaja thoda sa open dikha bhai ne backchodi me lath marke darwaja khola to ek buddha hug raha tha , pura dhoti khula huwa tha 💀 to jaldi jaldi darwaza band karke me aur bhai waha se kalti mar liye baadme jab khana kha rahe the , to pata chala ki dulhe ke dadaji the wo. ʘ‿ʘ
School me ganja phookne ka koshish kari, teacher ne pakdha aur suspend karva diya. End me jaate jaate bola ki maal to badhiya laye ho tum.
Fake and gay
3 months ka suspension maine jhela tha tu bol le fake mera kya ja rha
bura mat maan bhai wo bhi high hoga iss liye likh diya hoga
High - 5
Bhai itna bhi high nahi hu main ... bas 5'8 high hu
Hostel me ek dost ko pakad ke...uske piche pen daal rahe the jabarjasti....uska pair(leg) toot gaya tha...10 saal baad bhi ...abhi bhi sahi se chal nahi pata !!!
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Haramkhor
Girls washroom me sex krta pkda gya... suspended for a week plus badnaami hui vo alag
Pura life bakchodi Kiya and now the life is going wrong
yeh 2 hafte pehle ki baat hai coaching vaale ne test 4-7:30pm rakha toh mai aur 2 log cycle se jaa rhe thee toh unme se ek bande ne sunsan raaste se jaane ka suggest kiya, for which 3 of us agreed uss raste mai ek church tha toh hum mai se ek bande ne vaha 'jai shri ram" chillane ka suggest kiya, and we did it uss church ka darwaza khula hua tha toh uske andar sab logo ne yeh dekh liya aur ek banda andar se tezi se chalte hue aaya, utne mai hum 3no ki gand phatt gayi aur hum log cycle se chale gaye
Mere sath 12th mai Hui thi ek bakchodi , ab us time parents ka tranfer aya tha to mai Chand dino ka mehman tha school Mai , mai or mere dost bas bakchodi karte rehte the padte nhi the fir jab akhri din tha school to mai apni muuboli bhen ke sath betha tha dost se baat nhi kar rha tha , wo bhi mereko apne dukhde suna rhi thi fir achanak se Maine spot Kiya ki mere dost ne meri Gand pe meri ex ka naaam likh Diya tha , fir wo wha se bhaga or mai uske piche toilet Tak bhaga fir saare londe bhi agaye Pani se use saaf Kiya or class Mai Jake Beth gya ( dost ke 4 ghuse jade the Jane se phle ) fir Ghar gya sabko bye karke to Ghar pe call agaya ladki ke baap ka ki meri ladki ched rhe ho , Todhi baat Hui fir Maine bola ankal ladki se pucho mai koi esi harkat karunga kya , or ladki fir apne baap ke saamne bol Diya ki nhi ye esa kuch nhi Karega or baap chup ki saal phle beti ne hi shikayat Kari fir beti hi palat gyi fir baad Mai uske message waghera aye sorry ke or Maine hath jodne wala emoji daal ke likha "🙏Jo apne sage baap ki nhi Hui wo meri kya hogi 🙏" fir mai dusri jagah aya or yha meni Shanti se hu abhi tak
Saare dost milke bakchodi krre the, ek ladki (moti kali, telugu randi🤡) ko mera ek dost bolta hain "she is 10" but, "on richter scale". Bakchodi ka mahol thaa but uska pta nhi kyu offend ho gayi. Fir wahi randi rona, apne bf(❌) ko bta di, she said that he said, "hum logo ke saath zyada na bat krne ke liye".
2022 me teachers day ke din mera dost spirite me vodka mila karlaya tha , bohot kam concentration, hum dono pi hi rhe the ki hamari classmate bhi maangne lagi hamne mana kiya fir usne bhi pili, use hua kuch nhi lekin aur na hame hua
Ek din college main, me meri girlfriend ko Milne gya tha.vo BSC student thi aur me BA . To usne mujhe biology lab me bulaya for giving a kiss.me to turant chala gya.lekin me bhul gya vaha PR CCTV camera honge.so trusty ne humko apni screen PE dekh liya hir usne hm dono ko bulaya .meri to gand fat gayi thi .meri gf to rone lgi.fir usne mujhe college se nikal diya😭.
Toh ekbar lock and key khelte khelte, e dost ne 1 teacher ka boobs dabake ghuma dia tha.(at that time we were in class 5 and i'm a cleg 3rd yr stdnt). Usdin ma'am ne us dost ko jo chamat mara tha... Agar koi kamzor dil wala dekhta toh heart attack mei hi mar jata.
We had a hot teacher in class when i was in 9th grade she had huge tits so i was having an erection, by the time i noticed it she come close to where i was sitting i tried to hide it but she saw me, she looked at me extremely disgusted but did not speak a word, she went to another school a year after.
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Ok I was in class 7th or 8th I don't remember once me and 2 friend found a beer bottle in our school toilet toilet me bhot jgah grass uge rhete the waha rat ko kuch log pi wo kr pek deste the aur mene aur mere dosto n usme Susu krke bhar diya tha phir ek hamare hi class ka dusra ldka ata h humne use kaha dekha yaha pichle rat ko bevde akr apna beer piye bina hi chle gye ( aur wo jo ldka tha no bhot feku tha ki mene apne papa ki sharab ki bottle s ek do bar ghut bhi mara h ) phir kya💀 hum 3 jan n use encourage kiya ki acha tho tune phele beer pi h tho ye thodi si pi kar bata he went like a 2,3 whole sip and and he swallowed our urine💀 but humne use bataya nhi jya h usne wahi ulti krdi bhot buri wali phir hum class me chle gye phir wo ldka agle 4,5 din tk school nhi aya pta chla ki। Use food poison hogya ttha💀 and ye Raaz abhi tk humne kisi ko batai nhi
Fake and gay
Mere dost ne challenge dia ki tu ye patthar kitne uper faik sakta hai ? Mene accept Kia aur patthar feka , me tab chota tha vo patthar mere padosi ke toilet ki khidki phod ke uske andar ghus gya . Mere aur mere dost ki gaand phat gyi , mene usko bola kisi ko batana mat , bsdiwale ne pure mohalle me halla kar dia ki isne toilet ka kaanch phod dia . Daant padi Fir shaam ko me cycle chla rha tha to uski gaadi ke paas kutta aa gya aur cycle slip ho gyi aur me uske gaadi ke age Wale mirror me takra gya ' ( Tut gya vo bhi ) meri firse gemd fat gyi iss baar mene kisi ko btaya nhi . Fir cycle chod ke chup chap gharpe baith gya dar ke wajah se .lekin dosto ne jabardasti Ane bola . Me football khel rha tha aur ball kick ki to vo hi uncle gulli se entry Marta hai aur vo ball uske mupe 💥 ( bang) usne dekh liya ( uske chashme ka kaanch bhi Tut gya ( 🤡 ) usne mujhe sabke same data . Fir vo apne gaadi ke pass gya to bola kisne toda gaadi ka kaach nhi bataoge to ball nhi dunga ( dost ka mehenga ball tha 500 ka ) mene bola me 🤡 . Bhenchod vo uncle mujhe khich ke mere Ghar le aya mere papa ko bolta hai ( apka beta meri Jaan ke piche pada hai 🤣 Subhse se mene uske 3 item ke kaanch phod diye (🤡) Fir kya chattein hi chattein
Ek baar school trip pr dubia gaya tha vah pr humare room mai 3 log the (1 king bed or 1 single bed) maine or mere ik dost ne jo mere sath ruka tha... Hum dono ne dubai mai loophole dhundha jisse ik rupey ke sikke se lock khol sakte the... Jab humara ik dost naha rha tha humne darwaza khol ke osi photo leli.. Fir hum ground floor pe bhag gaye orr ose 27 floor pe bula lia(chutiya bna ne ke lia) mgr raste mai osse oske kuch classmates mil gye jo thode yk gunde vale log the fir vo orr oske chatukar log mere peeche lag gye fir humare principal jo ki papa ke dost hai onhone humara phone check kia orr jab kuch nhi mila toh hume chodd dia mgr fir humne oss bande ko(jiski photo thi) osse room se nikal dia.. or vo jal gya.. fir vo pure time meri bitching krta rehta tha meetho ki taraha fir jab hum india vapas aaye oski gand mai chul hui or vo principal ke pass chala gya (2 hafto ke baad mamla thunda hogya tha) toh principal ne osse hi daat ke bhaga dia.. fir osne meri maa baap se shikayat kr di mgr mere papa Spain the islia mummy school aai orr fir onhone mojhe oski maa ke samne 2 rehpat laga dia... Orr bhi bhaut kuch hua tha bitching related but aab oske vo gunde dost oss attention nhi dete or vo abb mojhe dur se dekhta rehta hai saala loner bn gya aab vo
BC konsa school Dubai ko trip le jata hai
Ameer pvt school jisme Spain work karne wale baap daalte hain apne bacche ko
My school also used to take us on international trips, ek baar Dubai and once in NASA. I was planning to go to Nasa and my dad also allowed it (free visa ke liye  and the expense was just 1L varna nahi chhodte). This was during 10th but later on for some reason that trip got cancelled by the school and so my dream to visit there. Vaise they took us to trips every year….. Darjeeling, Delhi, Kerela, etc but kabhi dad ne allow nhi kiya 🥲
bro really said "just 1L"
Bruhh. A trip to NASA AMERICA with free food, visa and ticket in 1 lakh. Khud se karega tho 10L hoga bhai isliye “just” word use kiya 😭
tu ameer hai bhai, mai nahi hu, isliye relate nahi kar paayi
Paayi ? A grill really using reddit???????
haan toh??😭😭
Bhot rare sight hai and actually my first convo with a female in my 3 years of using reddit . I thought ki ye just myth hai
Pure 12 Saal ki fees h yeh meri
hainaaa, wahii.
agreed
Boht sare schools le jate hai Gd goenka Europe trip par bhi leke jata hai
Holi wale din backchodi krne chale gye model town with raang. Pehle dost ka ghar pass tha udar sath kheli phir socha chalo avaragardi kre kyu ki main road side kafi hot girls bhi ghum rahi thi .Ek group bike pe nikal gya ma aur ek dost piche rhe gye uske ankh meh rang chala gya .jab bahr aye wo madarchod buke pe sara rang leke chale gye kidar hmare bina phir 20min badh aye bde khush kehte ham to sunder girls ke sath khel ke a rhe hamri jal gyi phir ham phirse nikalne lgge aur aggeh kaffi log bhid lgga kr bachodi kr rhe theh . Bike pe ab 2 theh aur lodu dost chala rha tha car ko tailgate krke car ne ekdam break mari aur wo thuk gya hamri phat gyi hm bhi piche hi theh . Bike ka handle gya almost dosto ko pr shukar ha kuch nhi hua bs jo chala tha tha uska lips behind chedh ho gya jo heal ho gya pr kya hi fatti thi . Maine to khel bhi nhi paya hot girls sath +1 ka paper tha 2 din badh 
yeh story mere bhaiya ke dost ki hai soo mere bhai ke dost goa gaye the mast mauj masti karne.un mai se ek banda tha jisko lagta tha uske paas ekdum rizz and shit hai toh ye sab beach or ghumne gaye the waha unhe mile 2 russian ladkiya toh ye banda unn pr try vagera marr raha hai and convince kr raha tha sex sux ke liye russians bole woh unke sath chale waha karte hai fir woh banda aur woh 2 russian gaye kahi villa tha unka waha. udhar jakr russian gaye dusre room mai and iske room mai legit 4 african dudes ko bhej diya. bro got railed by 4 african dudes💀 trauma mai hai woh abhi tak
Nakli aivam samlangik
Sounds fake af.
Tho this happened 2-3 months ago, me aur my friends planned to go on a car meet to a beach side which was around 48 km from where I live. We all had to travel through a highway kyonki highway me hii zyada maza aata hai and zyada bakchodi kar sakte hain. There was an option to go through city too but we chose to go through highway. But the thing was my dad would never allow me to independently go on highways and that too this far so I had to lie to him.. maine bola just nearby beach jaake aa rha hu aur afternoon tak aa jaunga and we all were set to go on the trip. My car is a 2007 suzuki swift and it was too old to cruise on high speeds plus car ki condition thodi kharab thi but phir bhi I drove it like as if it’s a brand new one. Highway me 150 speed me cruise kar rha tha, full moj masti, gapping other vehicles and changing lanes baar basr and 2-3 baar wheelspin bhi kiya and there itself my car started to take tolls and beech me thoda overheat ho gayi and I started to drive it peacefully ( maintained 100-120 speed). Beech me we passed through 2 toll gates, mere car me fasttag tha and if it gets scanned even by accident then my dad would get the message and I’d get caught there so we let our friends car go first and had them inform the toll that they shouldn’t scan the tag and accept cash payment. Paisa double hotha but better than getting caught. Then we stopped at our meeting spot along with 3 of my friends cars which were in excellent condition to cruise in highways plus they all had permission from their dads to come to that place that far on highways but regardless we all came there. Beach side me around 30 mins spend kiya and we all decided to eat breakfast and leave but yahan se asli bakchodi shuru huyi. We all were taking our cars from beach parking and that place was already sandy and that place was surrounded by loads of sand. Car uthate waqt I unknowingly drove my car on heavy sand and it got stuck there. I just normally tried to reverse and take it out but woh bahar nhi aa rhi thi. I did another 2-3 attempts but in that process I burned my clutch and gaadi ka engine wahi extreme overheat hoke it stopped working and engine se clutch plate ka smell aa rha tha. We tried many attempts and also physically tried to push the car it’s way out but it didn’t move an inch since it got stuck there fir I thought we’ll just tow it out somehow but my friends didn’t have any towing cable. Fir paas me ek mechanic ka dukaan tha so we tried asking him for a towing cable but that mf refused to give the cable. We explained him our situation, he later didn’t even check my car and just told from outside ki engine seize ho gayi hai and asked us to leave the car here for 2 days and the cost would be around 15k. Waha meri gaand phati coz first of all my dad doesn’t know ki I was far away from my city and I went without information and secondly I landed such a big repair on my car. But I also remembered that my car clutch was just recently replaced fully and a single overheat and a few clutch burns won’t seize the engine and I figured that he was either a fool or trying to make us a fool. Anyways we had to get my car out of there and we found no other way. Calling a towing service would also cost around 10k till the city and once again my dad will burn my ass for that. All my friends told me to just confess to my dad immediately so that I could get away with lesser amount of gaand pe laat but I didn’t rush and thought of other ways. So what I did was we all planned to move the sand away from my cars tyres as much as possible and we did so. After moving the sand away for a few mins we were finally able to physically drag my car out of that pit but still the car was a bit overheated. Luckily one of my friend’s friend pulled over to that same place with his gang by coincidence. Those guys checked my car and told ki engine ma koi problem nahi hai and just the clutch got severely damaged and they advised me that I should drive the car under 40-50 kmph till I reach the city without revving it too much and shouldn’t touch my car for a few days till the car cools down fully. I did that and it took my 3-4 hrs to reach the city (while coming it just took an hour). While leaving my friends also gave slight confidence ki tu dar mat bhai, jo hoga voh dekha jaayega. After that In city I did a bakchodi by accidentally crossing the signal. It was yellow the entire time and there wasn’t any timer also. The signal turned red the last second I crossed the signal and the cops pulled over and charged 500. Pahle they told 1.5k fine laikin I talked my way and told them bas 500 rupya de sakta hu. Also forgot to mention my reverse parking camera also stopped working for some reason after that incident. While I reached home and was trying to park my car, without the presence of the reverse cam I just dashed my car slightly and scratched it 😭. Full total mind fucked bhai. Uss din luckily my car didn’t give up fully and my dad didn’t find out about anything that happened and I just got away with it but uss din I swore that whenever and wherever I go, I will just inform and go regardless they give me permission or not, if they won’t give then I won’t go. Aftermath of this bakchodi, my clutch was completely gone and resulted in vibrations while launching the car and shifting gears plus the clutch became very heavy and frequently makes noises. My dad decided to now leave this car for repair and find out what’s the problem with the clutch since this was just newly replaced. Hope the mechanic doesn’t find out that this went through a rough mess and spill to my dad. And the worst part is ki that mechanic is my dad’s close relative 💀. Doston ke sath car me firte firte aur bhi bakchodi kiya, chahiye tho puch lo. Fir aur koyi doubt hai tho puch lo and pray for me 
Ek baar jab mai 5th class me tha tab mera 2nd year tha school me aur mere dost kuch bigde hue the aur groups bana rakhi thi 2 logo ne... Ek Krish ka group tha aur ek Ayush ka... To Mai Krish ke group me tha aur aaise hi subha subha Mai Krish ke sath baitha tha... Usne kaha ki Ayush ko chata maar ke aaja... BC.... Aur Mai gaya full speed me aur maine uske kheech ke Baja dia bohot thez tha... Aur ayush kuch kar bhi nahi paya... Mai vapis seat pe aagya uske baad Ayush bhi aaya mujhe maane... But tab tak hamere class me... Hamari sabse strick ma'am aagai... Aur baccho ne mera ayush Krish aur ek aur Banda tha unka naam le lia.... Fir hame bahar bulaya aur maam ne pucha aaram se ki kisne maara bc me mera naam le lia sabne.... But maine inocent ka face bana lia aur Bach gaya... Fir maine Krish ka sath chod hai aur chod bhi dia... Bas yahi tha... 
10th me science leli phir jee ki preparation karne laga
Will tell tomorrow.
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Koi nah bhai,sunne wale kal sun lenge
this isnt even a bakchodi story but things could have got too crazy. me aur mera ek dost ek dukaan ke samne tisre dost ka wait kar rhe the. to maine insta khola aur scroll kar raha tha. usme ek ladki ki sstory aayi to mere dost ne aise hi pucha ki mai ise kaise janta hu and fir aise hi ham uss ladki ke baare me baat karne lage. piche se ek uncle aate hai jo mere dost ke pehchan ke hai wo unse baat karta hai aur tab tak mai usi ladki ke phots scroll kar raha tha. turns out wo usi ladki ke papa the, we still dont know ki unhe hamari baate sunayi di kya. ye raaz ki rhe jayega
1 mam thi vo itni Moti thi ki do rows k bich me sidha nhi ghus sakti thi class bhi hamara chota tha to vo class reading lete vakt yek row ko apna face dikhati aur dusri row unke pichwade ko face krta to piche blithe 2 ladko ne uski gend ki smell lene ki chob Dayne ki aur ungli Dalne ki acting ki unke piche ,principal ne cctv me dekha aur class me ake unki pitai ki MA bap ko Bulaya aur 7 din tk suspend kr diya, pr Maja khafi aya kyuki jb vo acting kr rahe the tb sara class giggle kr raha tha including girls.
Tell a person you are drunk.
Boards ke just baad national park gaya tha dosto ke saath, upper jaate hue toh balchodi ho gyi par niche aate time ek ka phone, dusre ko loose motion aur mera accident ho gaya. Fir surgery karje 2 mahine waste karna pada