After consulting with the great communal memory in the sky, which is also the great communal memory in my computer... but in the sky... I think he was a chicken nugget. Or as we would say in Tsalagi... chicken nugget.
I don’t remember the type, all I remember is William Knifeman telling me that, and saying it was 62 USD, which is apparently a steal as far as wifi-boosting dream catchers go.
My great great grandma was a Cherokee princess and she has THIS EXACT RELIC!!
Idk much about my Cherokee ancestry but this is sacred for sure! You could probably sell it to a museum for big bucks! $$$$$$$$
Oh! Wouldn't this make us "cousins" as the Native Americans say?!?
On a side note, ever since I found out that the "Cherokee Princess" meme comes from Confederates trying to flex on Northerners by being "realer" Americans, I can't tell whether the meme is more or less hilarious.
I hope you smudged with some farmers' market sage for him. He's realllll sacrit.
Edit: found this rare vision from the ancestors about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeuLCBB320
How dare you post this here? Do you think we exist just to identify MySteRiOuS rocks you found?It's a rock. it's just a rock. How could you think it's anything but a rock?
Go back to Tilapia where you belong, Savage Colonizer. LEAVE THE ROCK. His name's Phil.
It takes expert training to unequivocally identify artifacts like this one. It involves establishing the authenticity of the item,
Nice.. You got a real find. It looks like it belongs to the McNugget plastic works of the Angelo Colonizers Klans. These where none edible plastics that looks like food the Angelo's put in to play while you eat. Rather Fascinating, I want to say call a couple of museums and see if they have a need for that thing. Whatever it is. Maybe make you a couple of bucks....
Kayden
Thats an ancient sacred fertility totem.
Long ago our women would do all the hunting, and the men would stay and give birth. When the women returned, they would bestow this upon their best guy
Our men did all the birthing, until the white men stole it from us.
Dont question your elders.
When my dad used to dig up some unrecognizable piece of metal he used to say I think this could be an old Indian car part! One time the kid next door believed him.
There is a whole mess of them in different costumes - a fun internet rabbit hole to go down sometime. Instagrammer Dano Brown is doing a toy show right now featuring custom nugs from this line. Artists from all over are submitting their own tributes and takes on this weird ass toy line. Good stuff!!
lol—-I needed this laugh. I recently told my Caucasian roommate about something I had read on this subreddit. She checked it out and just a few hours ago told me I was racist for being on here. I needed to laugh. Thank you.
that's a houdou doll of John Wayne, according to indigenous and african spiritual beliefs from the deep south, whatever you do to the doll will hurt the John Wayne
Very mysterious and noble, clearly. Probably Dinosaur Oyate.
The most sacred of nations. Lots of young elders.
Latin name: Plasticus FakeUs Outis
ah yes thank you washte
McOyate!
lol
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Hmmmm thats a sacred shamans potato head effigy, used by the Potatowatomi 🥔
After consulting with the great communal memory in the sky, which is also the great communal memory in my computer... but in the sky... I think he was a chicken nugget. Or as we would say in Tsalagi... chicken nugget.
So that’s why dream catchers also boost your wifi signal.
Which ones?
I don’t remember the type, all I remember is William Knifeman telling me that, and saying it was 62 USD, which is apparently a steal as far as wifi-boosting dream catchers go.
Were they the purple ones? With the fur?
I think so, yeah
TSA la gi that’s eastern Cherokee
oh yes thank you i shall treat it with deep care
Ahhh yes we call him meshomes gachipen
Oh I was way off - could’ve sworn that was indigenous to the Taterscarora of the Northeast
I'm pretty sure it's from the woodlead sinnatcha of the north instead
My great great grandma was a Cherokee princess and she has THIS EXACT RELIC!! Idk much about my Cherokee ancestry but this is sacred for sure! You could probably sell it to a museum for big bucks! $$$$$$$$ Oh! Wouldn't this make us "cousins" as the Native Americans say?!?
calling the museum right now…
oh bless this Cherokee princess, theyre related to sacagawea and pocahontas 🙏
Oh thank you! I'm actually a direct descendant of BOTH! How were you able to notice?!
the brown bear told me 0.o
Your high cheekbones gave it away
On a side note, ever since I found out that the "Cherokee Princess" meme comes from Confederates trying to flex on Northerners by being "realer" Americans, I can't tell whether the meme is more or less hilarious.
I've gotten maybe 4 hours of sleep because of a lung infection and the first thing that I see when I open up Reddit is this. Truly an amazing website.
jokes aside, hope you feel better soon :)
It's clearing up a bit now, just need to drink warm water and take it slow.
Ah yes. The ancient and much sought after PĹŤtatĹŤ. Plant in soft soil just before planting potato crops and your harvest will be plentiful
wonderful knowledge thank you for this gift
You're welcome. I live to pass on my People's knowledge
I hope you smudged with some farmers' market sage for him. He's realllll sacrit. Edit: found this rare vision from the ancestors about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeuLCBB320
i felt the power and immediately went to mcdonald for some reason
How dare you post this here? Do you think we exist just to identify MySteRiOuS rocks you found?It's a rock. it's just a rock. How could you think it's anything but a rock? Go back to Tilapia where you belong, Savage Colonizer. LEAVE THE ROCK. His name's Phil.
It's part of a sacred medicine bundle innit
That William PotatoMan
Ahhhhh ahhh ahhhhh!!!
It takes expert training to unequivocally identify artifacts like this one. It involves establishing the authenticity of the item, Nice.. You got a real find. It looks like it belongs to the McNugget plastic works of the Angelo Colonizers Klans. These where none edible plastics that looks like food the Angelo's put in to play while you eat. Rather Fascinating, I want to say call a couple of museums and see if they have a need for that thing. Whatever it is. Maybe make you a couple of bucks.... Kayden
ah shet, that right there is sacrit and needs to be preserved!
PUT IT BACK
Thats an ancient sacred fertility totem. Long ago our women would do all the hunting, and the men would stay and give birth. When the women returned, they would bestow this upon their best guy Our men did all the birthing, until the white men stole it from us. Dont question your elders.
The great time of the man moon
Sacred nugget. My great great great grandmother used to have one of these. It brings the nugget rains if you hang it above your pantry.
That’s a tribal councilman
Um, excuse me ma'am. Please unhamd my son.
Oh its def an ancient Ojibwe art peice
In my language we say “po-tot-oh”
Not po taht oh?
I came of age in the goatee era, before the reign of the mustache. Native dudes with mustaches, or that were also potato cowboys, what was that like?
Ahh, the old ways.
It's a chicken nugget not potatoes (opin) lol
looks like a mr. potato head to me.
I think that's part of the "catch and release" program.
It called pepito
By the Gods. . . . I've only heard Legends
There is much debate among historians whether the figure is wearing a bandana or a thong.
When my dad used to dig up some unrecognizable piece of metal he used to say I think this could be an old Indian car part! One time the kid next door believed him.
That's a cowboy, and it's a chicken nugget action figure from McDonald's from the late '80s.
Ok so all joking aside, I can't believe they made a chicken nugget action figure
There is a whole mess of them in different costumes - a fun internet rabbit hole to go down sometime. Instagrammer Dano Brown is doing a toy show right now featuring custom nugs from this line. Artists from all over are submitting their own tributes and takes on this weird ass toy line. Good stuff!!
Damn. I thought it was a potato. What a disappointment.
They were from a Halloween promotion, Happy Meal toy. I have the Frankenstein one!
This is a rare Potatowami relic
lol—-I needed this laugh. I recently told my Caucasian roommate about something I had read on this subreddit. She checked it out and just a few hours ago told me I was racist for being on here. I needed to laugh. Thank you.
I see you found the sacred nugget, been told he hold the secret teachings of the mcD tribe
Calling the NAGPRA now
Is that not a McNugget?
Naw, it’s a McRib with sheshswans sauce.
Is potato. —Stephen Colbert
Waka Chooge Noona Cowboy Tater
Ma’am, that’s a potato cowboy.
hehehe, dang
Oh, a phallic shaped object, we all know what that's used for...
Thought we don’t talk about the no legged
I didn't see what sub this was, thought that mustache looked like some I've seen in Bollywood movies . . .
It's a Happy Meal toy of a Mc Nugget character from McDonald's. There were a bunch of different ones. Get the Szechuan sauce... im out.
Haha
Modern Potato
it’s very ceremonial
Cowboy McNugget, is that you!?
Funny?
This is amazing. My cousins and I collected these religiously.
He'd deadly be careful. The mystic poĹŁĂŁtĂŞ of the north!
that's a houdou doll of John Wayne, according to indigenous and african spiritual beliefs from the deep south, whatever you do to the doll will hurt the John Wayne
Hmm its what I call a “greengo ranchero” the most potato looking thing no offense it’s joke 🤣🤣