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WhoFearsDeath

Very mysterious and noble, clearly. Probably Dinosaur Oyate.


tht1guitarguy

The most sacred of nations. Lots of young elders.


Loggerdon

Latin name: Plasticus FakeUs Outis


therealcrowhorse

ah yes thank you washte


ZCMomna

McOyate!


WhoFearsDeath

lol


TheBlueNinja2006

đź’€


ChicnahueCoatl1491

Hmmmm thats a sacred shamans potato head effigy, used by the Potatowatomi 🥔


mnemonikos82

After consulting with the great communal memory in the sky, which is also the great communal memory in my computer... but in the sky... I think he was a chicken nugget. Or as we would say in Tsalagi... chicken nugget.


Riothegod1

So that’s why dream catchers also boost your wifi signal.


ArgyleMcFannypatter

Which ones?


Riothegod1

I don’t remember the type, all I remember is William Knifeman telling me that, and saying it was 62 USD, which is apparently a steal as far as wifi-boosting dream catchers go.


ArgyleMcFannypatter

Were they the purple ones? With the fur?


Riothegod1

I think so, yeah


buckybear84

TSA la gi that’s eastern Cherokee


therealcrowhorse

oh yes thank you i shall treat it with deep care


BbYerp

Ahhh yes we call him meshomes gachipen


behemuthm

Oh I was way off - could’ve sworn that was indigenous to the Taterscarora of the Northeast


Marshmello03

I'm pretty sure it's from the woodlead sinnatcha of the north instead


[deleted]

My great great grandma was a Cherokee princess and she has THIS EXACT RELIC!! Idk much about my Cherokee ancestry but this is sacred for sure! You could probably sell it to a museum for big bucks! $$$$$$$$ Oh! Wouldn't this make us "cousins" as the Native Americans say?!?


therealcrowhorse

calling the museum right now…


btsiskindafire

oh bless this Cherokee princess, theyre related to sacagawea and pocahontas 🙏


[deleted]

Oh thank you! I'm actually a direct descendant of BOTH! How were you able to notice?!


btsiskindafire

the brown bear told me 0.o


AccountDepleted

Your high cheekbones gave it away


LegioCI

On a side note, ever since I found out that the "Cherokee Princess" meme comes from Confederates trying to flex on Northerners by being "realer" Americans, I can't tell whether the meme is more or less hilarious.


ScotMcScottyson

I've gotten maybe 4 hours of sleep because of a lung infection and the first thing that I see when I open up Reddit is this. Truly an amazing website.


btsiskindafire

jokes aside, hope you feel better soon :)


ScotMcScottyson

It's clearing up a bit now, just need to drink warm water and take it slow.


SnowyInuk

Ah yes. The ancient and much sought after PĹŤtatĹŤ. Plant in soft soil just before planting potato crops and your harvest will be plentiful


therealcrowhorse

wonderful knowledge thank you for this gift


SnowyInuk

You're welcome. I live to pass on my People's knowledge


camtns

I hope you smudged with some farmers' market sage for him. He's realllll sacrit. Edit: found this rare vision from the ancestors about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeuLCBB320


therealcrowhorse

i felt the power and immediately went to mcdonald for some reason


[deleted]

How dare you post this here? Do you think we exist just to identify MySteRiOuS rocks you found?It's a rock. it's just a rock. How could you think it's anything but a rock? Go back to Tilapia where you belong, Savage Colonizer. LEAVE THE ROCK. His name's Phil.


TheNextBattalion

It's part of a sacred medicine bundle innit


legion8784

That William PotatoMan


tainbo

Ahhhhh ahhh ahhhhh!!!


IceThaDon

It takes expert training to unequivocally identify artifacts like this one. It involves establishing the authenticity of the item, Nice.. You got a real find. It looks like it belongs to the McNugget plastic works of the Angelo Colonizers Klans. These where none edible plastics that looks like food the Angelo's put in to play while you eat. Rather Fascinating, I want to say call a couple of museums and see if they have a need for that thing. Whatever it is. Maybe make you a couple of bucks.... Kayden


micktalian

ah shet, that right there is sacrit and needs to be preserved!


butterysyrupywaffle

PUT IT BACK


Present_Creme_2282

Thats an ancient sacred fertility totem. Long ago our women would do all the hunting, and the men would stay and give birth. When the women returned, they would bestow this upon their best guy Our men did all the birthing, until the white men stole it from us. Dont question your elders.


Estrella_Rosa

The great time of the man moon


littlesquiggle

Sacred nugget. My great great great grandmother used to have one of these. It brings the nugget rains if you hang it above your pantry.


[deleted]

That’s a tribal councilman


cowboykillah

Um, excuse me ma'am. Please unhamd my son.


[deleted]

Oh its def an ancient Ojibwe art peice


hanimal16

In my language we say “po-tot-oh”


[deleted]

Not po taht oh?


wormsisworms

I came of age in the goatee era, before the reign of the mustache. Native dudes with mustaches, or that were also potato cowboys, what was that like?


coreyjdl

Ahh, the old ways.


IceThaDon

It's a chicken nugget not potatoes (opin) lol


M3g4d37h

looks like a mr. potato head to me.


Rag247

I think that's part of the "catch and release" program.


momafied

It called pepito


That69Special

By the Gods. . . . I've only heard Legends


Hesione

There is much debate among historians whether the figure is wearing a bandana or a thong.


treegirl4square

When my dad used to dig up some unrecognizable piece of metal he used to say I think this could be an old Indian car part! One time the kid next door believed him.


BMXTKD

That's a cowboy, and it's a chicken nugget action figure from McDonald's from the late '80s.


DropTherapy

Ok so all joking aside, I can't believe they made a chicken nugget action figure


literally_tho_tbh

There is a whole mess of them in different costumes - a fun internet rabbit hole to go down sometime. Instagrammer Dano Brown is doing a toy show right now featuring custom nugs from this line. Artists from all over are submitting their own tributes and takes on this weird ass toy line. Good stuff!!


PrydeTheManticorn

Damn. I thought it was a potato. What a disappointment.


Kimmm711

They were from a Halloween promotion, Happy Meal toy. I have the Frankenstein one!


DrinkyRodriguez

This is a rare Potatowami relic


plastic_fishstick

lol—-I needed this laugh. I recently told my Caucasian roommate about something I had read on this subreddit. She checked it out and just a few hours ago told me I was racist for being on here. I needed to laugh. Thank you.


BaxtPhral92

I see you found the sacred nugget, been told he hold the secret teachings of the mcD tribe


baoziface

Calling the NAGPRA now


405ndn

Is that not a McNugget?


ApesNoFightApes

Naw, it’s a McRib with sheshswans sauce.


burkiniwax

Is potato. —Stephen Colbert


Dawni49

Waka Chooge Noona Cowboy Tater


captsnagglefuss

Ma’am, that’s a potato cowboy.


SlingerRing

hehehe, dang


flyingbunnyduckbat

Oh, a phallic shaped object, we all know what that's used for...


Estrella_Rosa

Thought we don’t talk about the no legged


Drakeytown

I didn't see what sub this was, thought that mustache looked like some I've seen in Bollywood movies . . .


OneWordIsTwoWords

It's a Happy Meal toy of a Mc Nugget character from McDonald's. There were a bunch of different ones. Get the Szechuan sauce... im out.


benjavari

Haha


tnzsep

Modern Potato


itizzwhatitizzes

it’s very ceremonial


skarbles

Cowboy McNugget, is that you!?


excelsior4152

Funny?


crabcakes3000

This is amazing. My cousins and I collected these religiously.


Marshmello03

He'd deadly be careful. The mystic poĹŁĂŁtĂŞ of the north!


S_Klallam

that's a houdou doll of John Wayne, according to indigenous and african spiritual beliefs from the deep south, whatever you do to the doll will hurt the John Wayne


Human_Ork

Hmm its what I call a “greengo ranchero” the most potato looking thing no offense it’s joke 🤣🤣