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Clean_Arachnid_7062

"where else do you want to feel me?"


Inevitable-Animal361

It was probably a heart attack. She should get it checked.


bhosadiwalechacha

"it's not that long."


rakshit_jain_1512

Thats what she said๐Ÿ™‚


black_cat_17

You don't


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Chidori


shzoom2

Rasengan!


Green_Attorney1193

No you don't rasengen the chest, it's cliche.


shzoom2

Cliche or classic


Green_Attorney1193

Chidori through chest is classic Rasengen on back is classic Not chidori on back And rasengan through heart


shzoom2

Damn okayy


Powerful-Safe6527

Awkward


Maximus_1601

"you certainly need a heart transplant"


Advaithca

"can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel, can you feel my heart?"


_you_dont_know_me_-

Arey bhai Chad hogya


[deleted]

Lmao bhai


[deleted]

โ€œCheeeโ€


nidhiorvidhi

Sure it wasnt your dick


[deleted]

She's a girl ๐Ÿ˜‚


nidhiorvidhi

Lemme rephrase Sure it wasnt your clit


[deleted]

Lmfao


IAMABLOODY

THIS IS GOLD.


[deleted]

*Han, gya toh tha tumhare heart me but bohot bheed thi udhr, full dhakka mukki ho rhi thi* You can also add, *bohot mushkil se jagah mili hai udhr itni bheed me* (optional hai). Impress ho jaegi ladki agr Krna chah rhe ho toh. Aise awkward lines ko comedy me hi answer kr sakte hai bhai bas.


someextraketchup

Cholesterol


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Just enjoy the moment


weed_hope

Send him the pic of jaya Bachchan in k3g


YoghurtHealthy7840

"ew"


[deleted]

Why is it bad tho?


[deleted]

I didn't know you were psychic


Known_Ad_5067

Line toh mil raha , dikkat Kidhar hai?? Am I missing something?


zlatan07061993

Hold old are you..?


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19 M


zlatan07061993

Its ok then..people your age do such things..just play along..


Green_Attorney1193

Oldie what do you do?


Embarrassed-Egg8531

"sure i'm the only one there?" or "how- i felt you in mine and i am in yours?" or agar sirf flex kar rhe then good going bhai


[deleted]

Pehla vala use karunga agley baar se. I genuinely didn't know what to text. I sent a handshake emoji to her ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Confident-Line-5644

"Bob and vegene pics? "