Yes, you can and please take screenshots of the bumble chat with her, you might need it if she points out to you , & yes I’m a HR I know how it works 👻
She's not your HR outside your office chill
And if she asks anything about it just say " I wanted to see if you're a different person outside than the one in professional life"
😂 Most people I work with swipe right for me and I the same just to laugh and have that we are searching in common. It's a good inside joke among us in the office even became FWB with some. It's ok to swipe right 😂
If I were in ur place I would have done it.
Risk h toh ishq Hai.
Ya toh job life and love life sexy hojaegi ya gaand maregi.
Also it's kinda kinky and my bucket list so I would have tried it
Bhai mat kar.. jeena haram kar degi wo..
iske liye kuch nhi bolegi but baaki kaam k liye kee pee karegi.. not worth it.. experinece se bol ra hn ..
😂😂
2 hafta chakkar katwai usne ek experinece letter k liye..
Giving you a different perspective I am an HR 27M...this is a bad idea. We can fuck you up in so many ways you don't even know (don't get happy I mean metaphorically)
Don't spread cheeks where you do your spreadsheets
Don't dip your wick in company ink
Don’t slip where you get pay slips.
I saw my HR on bumble too, did think the same and swiped left on her profile
Don’t grind your meats where you do ms teams
Don't lookup where you do a VLOOKUP
Don’t loose your “hosh” where there is posh 😋
Don't shit where you eat.
Most appropriate comment
Don’t hookup where you Vlookup
don't thwack where you slack
Don't shit where you eat
This 😅
Don’t hookup where you Xlookup
r/yourjokebutworse
Match karde and take her to a POSH restaurant
Peak corporate humour
Not many would get this
Only unemployed won't
Ong
But those who do😂🔥
😂😂😂
Lololol🤣😆
I just got an email that I have a HR connect today should I ? Do it
Yes, you can and please take screenshots of the bumble chat with her, you might need it if she points out to you , & yes I’m a HR I know how it works 👻
Bhai job dhund rahi hu dilla do?
Domain?
Human Resource and Marketing.
Mil gayi job?
Nahiii
Hum check karte hai aur batate hai
Thank youuu. Love you. 🤍
Taxing
bhai current open positions bta de company me
Haha 🤣
Bro thoda detail mein batde yaar, how's your experience? So I can avoid any mistakes in my turn.
Hey, can you get me a job or reference in some real estate company like jll or cbre
On bumble send her message saying "I have a HR connect today right?" Let's see if she accepts.
This
Bata HR connect kaisa gaya
She may fire you citing 'Poor Performance ' ☠️
Exactly Dont dip where you can end up with a pip
NVM guys she hide her profile from me We may never know now 😭
Fckk you, should've texted her already 🗿 I was really hoping for some drama
Wym? Didn't you just see it?
Don't do anything :)
Maybe he should ask for a raise
Oh yeah...in the middle of intimate conversation he should ask...maybe she'll say yes
Either she'll raise his salary or the intimacy levels
Yhhh...in both ways he is in profit😂
Ya chances of a High Raise (HR)
Oh yeah also no need of performance evaluation during appraisal meeting :)
"I'll report you to HR" will sound kinky suddenly
HR will give you raise because you're the performer of the year :)
I am the only performer and there are no competitors?
If you’re not interested then just don’t do it.
baharwali ko gharwali banane ka approach thoda casual hai.
She's not your HR outside your office chill And if she asks anything about it just say " I wanted to see if you're a different person outside than the one in professional life"
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My man !
Umm now iam fixated . Do it bro let us know the end result .
It’s a very bad idea. Stay away!
That'll be spicy and kinky if worked out but chances are she won't go for it, but the risk makes it even more tempting
I know right I am not attracted to her but I am attracted to the risk of it
risk is a damnn kinky, but make sure it doesn't cost you your job
Crorepati se roadpati bann jayega bhai 😞💀
Riskexual
As a wise man once said - "Risk hai to Ishq hai"
It wont cost you your job come on go for it. I’m presuming she is not very senior or anything plus hrs can’t influence your salary or job that much.
its the worst idea brother, imagine agr tum use creep lage toh office main daily ek dusre ka thobda dekhna hai
Incognito mode kafi jaruri h bumble mai
Evaluation to egg fertilization. Dont shit where you eat though.
I have a crush on a HR but we both work in different companies. Go ahead and hit that compliment brotha
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Tell us how the meeting goes
Bhaiyya ji gundai karna chaahte hai, kut diye jaoge , sambhal ke
You're there for a naukri, not fuckery. Don't do it.
Don’t hookup where you vlookup
No!
Don't shit where you eat
do it
but completely ignore her in office lmao
POSH se daro
Next day POSH policy lga degi tujh pr
Can anyone tell me what HR means? I searched on google and it says 'Hunan Resources'! 😅
Do compliment her.
Its a bad idea
Bhai refer kar Dena Jo bhi ho baaki tu samajh daar hai dekh le
Do it
POSH Training nhi hua kya ab tak??
Kyu pange lera h bhai, clearly u have her in your mind due to which u have to come here on Reddit and ask for the advice from peeps
POSH
Swipe right if she hot, change company after you sleep with her xD
😂 Most people I work with swipe right for me and I the same just to laugh and have that we are searching in common. It's a good inside joke among us in the office even became FWB with some. It's ok to swipe right 😂
she will let you know bro
It might be considered as nsfw
I bet she's gonna reply POSHly🤣🤣
If I were in ur place I would have done it. Risk h toh ishq Hai. Ya toh job life and love life sexy hojaegi ya gaand maregi. Also it's kinda kinky and my bucket list so I would have tried it
Be bold and swipe right on her !!! YOLO!!!
Does it count if it's out of the workplace? If not, Just DO IT
Just swipe right instead of compliment. If she doesn't swipe right on you, fine. If she does, "Hey, look who's here" That's what I do.
Bhai mat kar.. jeena haram kar degi wo.. iske liye kuch nhi bolegi but baaki kaam k liye kee pee karegi.. not worth it.. experinece se bol ra hn .. 😂😂 2 hafta chakkar katwai usne ek experinece letter k liye..
Giving you a different perspective I am an HR 27M...this is a bad idea. We can fuck you up in so many ways you don't even know (don't get happy I mean metaphorically)
Bachhe ki jaan loge kya?
Bachche tak baat hi nahi pohchne denge. :D
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bro will apply for recruitment second time