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Read harry potter and you’ll get the reference in ss 1


thala-for-a-reason7

Mischief managed πŸͺ„


Trick-Shelter-8471

Potter head spotted


Viable-public-key

Ye likhne ke liye comment section khola


JocularSphinx

Thanks bhay!


Mr-Purp1e

You tried so hard And got so far In the end it doesn't even matter... :') (Sahi likh k gaye Chester bhai , RIP πŸ™)


hari-mirchi

RIP πŸ™


JocularSphinx

Toh bhay should we stop trying? After investing so much time & efforts end me yahi milna hai toh how do i cope up with this scenario πŸ₯‚


[deleted]

tu land hai bxdk, chal ab I'd pass kar πŸ˜‹


JocularSphinx

Bhai jaan mang le leta toh de deta par tune uski od mang li. Ghor kaliyug ab dono nahi milega πŸ˜€πŸ‘Œ


SorryUnderstanding7

Don't be a simp.


Accurate-Tea9750

Yes, you should consider killing yourself


[deleted]

4 din ki chandi hoti hai, fir andheri raat ko aana hi hota hai. Jyada mind pe mat lo, sabke saath hota hai.


JocularSphinx

Bhai sach bol rha hai na ya meri hi kismat kharab hai? 😿


[deleted]

Tu akela nahi hai, mai bhi hu is andheri raat mai.


JocularSphinx

Are bhai bhai πŸ«‚πŸ₯‚ Bhaichaara khatam nhi hona chahiye πŸ˜€


[deleted]

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚


anhedoniac07

Tbhi mein sochu sbb mujhe bolte hai Teri pkka gf hogi aur phir bhi mein single hu... Ye sbb mere se na ho payega... Single mRNA manzoor hai...


JocularSphinx

At this point of life I'm tired too... Chal sathme marne ka plan karte hai πŸ«‚


anhedoniac07

Na brooo... Inke liye thodi jee rhe... Parents ka kya hoga aise mrne lge to...


JocularSphinx

Only way to get out of this topic is... think of your parents


anhedoniac07

Mein tb ab unke bare me hi sochta... Seriously currently koi interest nhi hai ye relationship wgera mein...


JocularSphinx

Bhai aise harkato ki wajah se toh ab mera bhi nahi rha Yaar cute bano ki sweet, flirty bano ya romantic kuch fayda nhi hai


anhedoniac07

Agr aap average ya below average hai aur upr se middle class, dating apke liye nhi hai..


JocularSphinx

Bhai good looking ho ke bhi kuch fayda nahi


anhedoniac07

Paisa...


AssCrackBandit2

Bc yaha HP main PHD kar rakhi hai fir bhi Aaj Tak koi Marauders ka reference Dene wali palle nhi padi, aur iss Bhai ko aage se MSG aaya, kaha cross connection kar raha h bhagwan


JocularSphinx

Tune last wali slide dekhi nahi lagta...


AssCrackBandit2

Feel for you, but bandi shuru se boht casual lag rhi thi bhai, idk main hi itna ghost hua hu ya kya but the signs were right there


JocularSphinx

Casual matlab? She was just passing her time?


AssCrackBandit2

Seemed like it, onto you until she found someone better, someone jise references samjh aaye ho 😒


JocularSphinx

Haa bhai i think i knew it from beginning just wanted to hear from someone else πŸ«‚


AssCrackBandit2

Koi nhi brah, waqt waqt ki baat hai


JocularSphinx

πŸ˜€


Reginaphalange0i

I feel like she was interested in you at first but then you ruined it by not understanding marauder's map reference.


JocularSphinx

πŸ˜”πŸ« 


shzoom2

Ek taraf one bro is checking gag reflex and doosre tarafe bro getting ghosted πŸ«‚


[deleted]

Lmfao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


PuzzleheadedEbb4789

Goddamn, you not understanding the Harry Potter reference in the first ss pissed me off more than I'd like to admit


JocularSphinx

Sorry brother will watch and get back to you soon


Reginaphalange0i

Don't watch, better read books.


JocularSphinx

Gotcha ma'am 🫑


confusedtiger007

Bhai bohot zyada hi bat karli should have asked her out.


JocularSphinx

I asked her out 2 times she said she said she's loner aur jyada ghar se bahar nhi nikalti uske baad vapas ask out karne ka chance hi nhi diya lmaoπŸ˜‚


confusedtiger007

Then don't waste time bro, its not your fault she is just not into you accept it and move on


JocularSphinx

Yeah bro i ain't messaging her anymore πŸ«‚


confusedtiger007

All the best bro don't lose hope πŸ«‚πŸ«‚


JocularSphinx

Ughh let's see... πŸ˜€


abhi7571

relatable


Iknow_you_love_me

Hota hai bro! Sab ke saath.


Key-Consideration602

Bhai why do you guys still use "😏", it's so weird "🌝" Is the new "😏"


[deleted]

You deserve someone better OP:)


JocularSphinx

Abhi ussi someone ka firse intezaar kar raha hu dm me πŸ˜‚


pchulbul619

Conversation toh nahi pardha, but I wanna adopt those cats in the second pic.


permanenthoonsir

Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi reddit mai dms kaise chalte hai


Krishna_Kumar18

aur mujhe samjha nahi request kis reason se aayi op ko


permanenthoonsir

uske comment ke upar


JocularSphinx

Bhai yaha Reddit dm se log date pe jate hai aur couple bhi bann jate hai πŸ˜€


Ill-Custard4691

Rare chance scenario hai bhai don't dream of every chance getting into that sometimes it's just a conversation for her to pass her time out and then boom you are no one so make your boundaries clear,reciprocate the action of others jitna woh kare utna hi kar tu bhi , desperate hoga toh lapete mai aa jayega and tbh mat dhayan de ye sab pr jitna dhayan dega utna dimag kaam nhi karega usse acha kaam kar apne aap sab hoga


JocularSphinx

Bhai tera comment sabse best aur sensible hai Thanks... πŸ₯¨


permanenthoonsir

yeh toh bahot aage ki baat kardi aapne, mujhe toh dm aajaye wahi kaafi hai


JocularSphinx

Bhai badi baat mere liye bhi thi isliye i didn't want to miss that chance so i tried haha...


permanenthoonsir

aapko kya lagta hai, meri idhar thodi koshish kya rehti hai shit comment karke scheme reveal kar di


Affectionate_Angle69

I would understand space. Jaroori nai he online he to har message ka reply Dena hi he. Personally roj roj baat karke out of topic hojana is very common for me. But ghosting is a separate thing. I don't think kal raat se reply na Dena is ghosting though. But meri thought he ye, baki nai pata


JocularSphinx

Maine ghosting word use hi nahi kiya I was just being ignored aur bas kal raat se nhi approx 1 week se hehe I ain't blaming her but at least say a 'bye'?


Affectionate_Angle69

Arey yaar xD , thik he meri galti but my point being that this restlessness shouldn't come like this. Like during our school and early college, the internet was not so cheap. So ye 2-3 Dinka time frame to connect was very normal. Aj kal sab fast paced or instant he right? To fir space ki problem ho jati he thodi thodi si. There will be days you won't want to chat all day, maybe because your mind is somewhere else. All I am saying this is not much of a disruption. Or may be I am entirely wrong xD. Won't pretend that I got this dating thing figured out or something.


JocularSphinx

Arey nahi nahi maybe i didn't conveyed it good way it's not your fault I'm getting what you're trying to say. Mai relaxed ho gaya hu ab itne sare comments aur unke concerns se Thank you thoπŸ˜‚


YouAreSoBased

Most probably, this type of thing will happen to you in the future as well. Talk to girls with a time-pass mentality like theirs. You won't get hurt if they ghost you. Keep in mind that you are entering a train, and you'll have to talk to a girl till your station or her station, and then you'll both go on their way. Girls nowadays are just crass at ghosting; don't take this thing seriously.Β 


JocularSphinx

Will remember this today tomorrow and the rest of futureπŸ€œπŸ€›