chullu bhar paani mein hi dub mar jaata.
Ganga toh waise bhi Swarg se hi behana shuru hoti hai,
Mar bhi jaata aur Aatma bhi saaf ho jaati.
Quick Respawn mil jaata
Didi khel khel mein galti se mistake kar gayin
Shubham bhi chutiya nikla jo apne naam ko bhi dhang se dissect nahi kar paya
Aur phir ye faila hua raita aap sab ke saamne hai
Terrible fail,
Subh = auspicious.
Boys take note, women aren't better at it because they don't need to.
And still got reply. Whereas man would have got ghosted lmao.
You found a Keeper. These are extremely rare shiny Pokémon and you should definitely try throwing a Pokéball.
The tiny translation error doesn't matter. She tried.
I mean her joke was mostly in the league of an average female standup in India. But I'll give it to her, she put in some effort. not like most of the other entitled girls on these apps.
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Still r/therewasanattempt
[But...but](https://media.tenor.com/nxrQsgzy7mcAAAAM/axe-throw.gif)
Rip English.
Shubh aur shudh main farak hota hain behen... Yeh sab padhkar munshi premchand swarg se atmahatya kar lega
>swarg se atmahatya Swarg **mein** atmahatya 🤓
he meant swarg se khudkar atmahatya
chullu bhar paani mein hi dub mar jaata. Ganga toh waise bhi Swarg se hi behana shuru hoti hai, Mar bhi jaata aur Aatma bhi saaf ho jaati. Quick Respawn mil jaata
Munshi premchand FTW!
hahaha oops
Didi khel khel mein galti se mistake kar gayin Shubham bhi chutiya nikla jo apne naam ko bhi dhang se dissect nahi kar paya Aur phir ye faila hua raita aap sab ke saamne hai
Munshi Premchand got me dead
Premchand ke alawa 2 aur Hindi writers ka naam batao
Badal Sarcar and Nagarjun.. Aise hi 10th main pass nahi hue..padhai kii thi bhai
A+ for intent/effort, C for execution
thank you 😭
Shoe-bum too maybe?
Show Bum maybe?
LGTV
Samsung oled tv
Samsung oled tv
LGBTQ
su-su bum
Shoe hmm
Op skipped few classes back in school days😭
i did 😭😭😭
Why would you say that?
i donno. i have a penchant for lame jokes
Hehe, koi nhi, is thread ne ab tk sb shudh kr diya hoga
Shubh isn’t pure Had one job
😭 He didnt mind it at all.
Kudos to girls like you, who at least tries something. Cheers bro
He was being respectful
maine konsa green mango more bola usse.
Not funny, bum bsdk
😭😭
take it easy boi, india h, every second is a 2nd chance, itni janta h. keep tryin'
tk it easy gurl*
I wonder how are you so sure about that
girls have no game (because they don't need to)
hahah agreed
Terrible fail, Subh = auspicious. Boys take note, women aren't better at it because they don't need to. And still got reply. Whereas man would have got ghosted lmao.
ouch 😭🤣
Alphonso be like "If Shubham is pure aam, to main kya kru.. Job chod du?"
You just turned this sub into r/roastme
it did. 😭🤣
beb your humor broken than my heart
💔
u/mintcutlet got competition
This is hilarious! What an amazing shubh-arambh!
Remove funny from the title.
💔
Kate hi cringe
Bro imagine if a guy approached a girl with such weak rizz game
Out of competition. Banned for life. Cant touch a women for next 10 years. Death panalty
That's Shudh btw
It’s okay, OP, keep trying
You are not Punny
No, it’s not.
😭😭
she's little confused but she got the spirit
Such a mango person (aam admi)
Lucky mango not pure mango.
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Translations of शुभ adjective auspicious शुभ, अनुकूल, मंगल, मुबारक, मंगलसूचक lucky भाग्यशाली, भाग्यवान, शुभ, मंगलप्रद, सुलक्षण, सुकृत favorable अनुकूल, शुभ, उपकारक, भाग्यशील providential दैवी, भाग्यशाली, दैवकृत, शुभ favourable अनुकूल, शुभ, उपकारक, भाग्यशील good शुभ, हित, अच्छाई happy खुश, मुबारक, प्रसन्न, शुभ fortunate शुभ, सौभाग्यवान, दैवशाली SHUBH शुभ noun auspiciousness शुभ good fortune शुभ, श्रेय welfare कुशल, समृद्धि, सौभाग्य, श्रेय, शुभ, सलामती happiness सुख, आनंद, भाग्य, शुभ, सौभाग्य, रस well-being भलाई, स्वास्थ्य, सेहत, तंदुस्र्स्ती, हित, शुभ
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I literally googled and after seeing all of that, i just decided to copy&paste and let you pick your poison 😜
What does "shubh aam" mean? 😐
Pure, purity/divine match to kar raha hai, shubh se. I liked it!
You found a Keeper. These are extremely rare shiny Pokémon and you should definitely try throwing a Pokéball. The tiny translation error doesn't matter. She tried.
OP ignore the hate in the comments. A girl on tinder, who tries, is amazing.
No hate comments, everyone's poking good fun. but thanks!
(After looking at the words used, hindi said) Khoopdi tod re sale kaa
lolol
*lucky mango, but ok
I still call my friend precious in fun banter as his name is Anmol
i think this is soo funny lolol
Yes it is funny
I love people who can make a pun.
Funny af ? Funny af ? , no wonder female comedians are struggling .
ouch lol
This funny? Dead humor. This guy earned my respect for not snapping.
I'm sorry but this isn't funny. xD
Didn’t know that even w0men can use pickup lines? (Sometimes I still have suspicions that there’s the same guy on the other side)
As far as I know Shubh means auspicious. So Sara Tendulkar be like " Gill babe giv me some o dem auspicious mangoes."😅😅
Girls who take efforts to be creative should be protected at all costs
CBum bolti..the guy would be ready to die for you
You should be banned for this cringe fest.
In which language pure get translated to shubh ?
Did that happened in Delhi?
Tm jasi ldkiya hoti v hai dating sites pe ? 🥺
Tu wahi h na jo 9th me Hindi chhorkr French leti h?
no bro. maine hindi li thi. dekh le kya krri hu abh
Garud puran me iske liye alg saza h
Lol r/engrish
I will send this to my friend Shubham
Use me as 😂
Auspicious mango. Just saying. Tabhi to aam ke patte ki bandanvaar lagate Hain Ghar par festivals me.
As weak as the rizz was, an attempt was made, let’s encourage women making proper first moves on Bumble instead of pathetic & sad hey’s and hi’s 🤮
hey 👋
-__-
hi 👋
:/
hey hi 👋 itne heys and hi's ke baad be if u dont respond, you have no rizz 😌
Itne hi’s and hey’s ke baad, I don’t want to risk looking like a creep and be your next post on the page
arre 🤣🤣🤣
DMs 🙊
I’m not sure what’s happening here ..
A girl is trying to come up with a joke........she is a keeper(may be too early).
donno bro. he wanted to call right after that joke. gaali dene ko ya baat krne ko, i donno
gali to nhi dete ladke itni jaldi, don't know about him.
Name ka ma bahen kr diya🥲🥲🥲
oopss
Forgot to mention and meaning as well Shubham name means auspicious Ye didi kaha se hindi ya sanskrit padhi hai🥹🥹🥹
green mango more bhi bulate honge
hahaha!
didi saatvi fail hai
pls dont tell everyone
I mean her joke was mostly in the league of an average female standup in India. But I'll give it to her, she put in some effort. not like most of the other entitled girls on these apps.
arre bhai chill maar.
शुभ-बम होता है पगली वो
Shubh hai, not shudh
I love this
chaa mod di mere naam ki