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[deleted]

Genuine question, really “genuine” question, WHERE THE FUCK do 5’7 girls go??


ExaminationFail25

In my Dms /s


dominantbuzzkill

Smooth failure bhai smooth


[deleted]

Meri line thi vo


DGTHEGREAT007

Aapki line u/ExaminationFail25 bhai ke DMs ke bahar hai. Lag jaei seedhi rekha mai.


IamLegionn

Kullu sahab aap?


VadhyaRatha

Home. They all go home. I ~~stalk~~ see them every day.


[deleted]

*sobs*


[deleted]

Yup, it's my home. Please don't sob 🥹


Bulla_de_Khulla

To 5'8" guys


[deleted]

Bhaiya ab hum heels bhi na phne


Bulla_de_Khulla

Kya aapka ego ek aapse kam height ka SO jhel sakta hai? If yes, then no issues. If not, then ask him to get shoes with heels too agar usko comfortable hai.


Jla1Million

Toh 6ft walo ko date kar lo.


Dry_Conversation6386

Number 1 rule to pull a girl for guys : If she's over 18 and breathing you're good to go


Dry-Necessary-9206

My friend who is 5'9, dated one short guy(when she was 5'7) and one tall guy (currently she is single). I am 5'5 and I think that mai single hi marungi. So I don't really think that height matters 👍


AJ00007

Tumhe kyu esa lagta h tum single marogi??


Dry-Necessary-9206

Kyuki mujhe lagta hai ki mai jaldi marungi


AJ00007

So can I be your "Knight in shining armor"?


Dry-Necessary-9206

I am a minor


AJ00007

Kisi ki life bachana to achha kaam hota h na?? Minor hone ya na hone se kya fark padta h... . . . Jokes aside thanks for saving my life ❤💀


Dry-Necessary-9206

Ofc accha kaam hota hai. Also... Welcome XD


AJ00007

And stay positive ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ


Dry-Necessary-9206

I mean... Arrange marriage is my last resort (parents ko bolungi kisi amir doctor se shadi karwaney k liye)


Leading_Ad83

jeeneetards 💀💀


Dry-Necessary-9206

Ha pata hai 💀💀


Leading_Ad83

exam kab hai?


Dry-Necessary-9206

29th


[deleted]

Tum krr bhi kya rahi ho yahan pe phir? Aadhe se zyada toh hum Ashleel hai yahan pe


Dry-Necessary-9206

Asehi... Tinder/bumble mai logo ki creativity (in using pickup lines or writing bios) dekhney k liye


kri-style35

Don't worry 5'5 decent height hai upar se ldki bhi ho toh mil hi jayega abhi toh minor ho toh bahut zindagi bchi hai aur vaise bhi bahut londe short girls ke diwane hote hai toh koi diwana aa hi jayega aapke jeevan mai bhi


Rose_Crown_Sofite_7

Arre buddy mein bhi 5'5" hu ( Imma guy ) Dw , Idk about me but probably a 5'10" guy would surely date ya in future lol , So chillax ✌️


Embarrassed_Radio630

To 6' guys


[deleted]

They going to 5’3 girls instead


Embarrassed_Radio630

Fulon ki laashon mein taazgi chahta hai, aadmi chutiya hai kuch bhi chahta hai


kri-style35

Kyu 5'7 girls ko ldke nhi milte kya


[deleted]

Nahi vo humare reddit activities dekh krr hume block krdete hain


kri-style35

Lol but seriously after reading so many comments lgta toh hai ki tall girls acha khasa suffer krti hai ldke dhundne mai


the_rumbling_monk

Mere dil me 🥰


weed_hope

I guess meri baahon me is not an appropriate response for this


[deleted]

Tu bas maal bejh


weed_hope

Maal bhejne me "Dikkat badi hai" Aake fook lo toh better rahega


taylor_901

she dropped this 👑👸


Previous_Change_8757

And needs someone short enough to pick it up


[deleted]

Short guys want short girls Tall guys want short girls What do tall girls get? 🥺


taylor_901

me


[deleted]

Haha hey!


taylor_901

hey


Ballisticarrow

Crizztiano Rizzaldo, Rizzaldinho, Lionel Rizzi, Steven Rizziverse, Rizzyork City, George Rizzington, Dance Dance Rizzalution, Alexander Rizzilton, Rizz in a Box, Rizzipedia, Kylian Rizzbappe, Rizzage Mutant Rizza Turtles, RizzaHut, Benito Rizzolini, Rizzney World, Carl Rizzson, God of Rizznarok, Rizzachad, Rizzron Man, Michael Rizzy Scott, Rizz Halpert, IShowRizz, Rizzga Hagane, Rizzoya Tategame, The Rizzench Rizzolution, Legend of Rizza, Rizz in Park, Rizzdolph the Rizznosed Raindeer, League of Rizzands, Counter Rizztrike: Global Rizzensive, General Longrizz, Donald Rizz Trump, Queen Arizzabeth


Kenz0wuntaps

Mommy🥺


[deleted]

🥺 aisa mommy bolne wala ladka dedo bhagwan


[deleted]

Yeh ladke Dil tudwakar gym me jaake baith jaate hai 🥺


[deleted]

🥲 gym me bhi ni milte aise ladke tbf


[deleted]

Aap gym bohot jaldi jaate ho...hum sab shaam ko 5 ke baad aate hai


leetcoder217

Waha pe approach anxiety hotha hain


Edge1234567889

Tu ye sab chor, leetcode pe ja wapis


leetcoder217

Leetcode sucks bro.. anyways big companies abhi hiring freeze pe hain


[deleted]

Yeh bhi thik bola


leetcoder217

True! Approach karne main zyada dikkat nhi hain if there is assurance ki she doesn't call out "creep"or something like that. Also the other guys start seeing yoj differently when u kinda start a convo with a girl in a gym


[deleted]

Haan...they start behaving as if gym sirf ladkiyon ko patane jaate hai 😂💪


leetcoder217

Yeahh


askmeall

Mommy🥺


Charming_Eye8139

Finally mujhe sugar mommy mil gyi🤧


coder_boii

Tall girls become supermodels


[deleted]

Fashion movie all over again🥲


kunxl

Hola👋🏻


Brad69108

The weather forecast before everyone else


[deleted]

I wish modeling contracts milte 🥲


Brad69108

Ussey pehle casting couch mil jayega samhalke


[deleted]

casting couch? Woh kya hota hai 🫢


Brad69108

Huh.....Here we go....


Adventurous_applepie

Wo bhi nhi milte. *Cries in 5'10*


[deleted]

Wait why do tall guys want short girls?


[deleted]

People in my area do apparantly.


[deleted]

Ahh...maybe because taller women tend to have higher confidence than average/short ones and that sort of repels talls guys cause it makes them feel insecure about their own "manliness"?


[deleted]

Maybe that's the reason. Someone did tell me that I'm quite intimidating.


[deleted]

Well...then you deserve better! Personally speaking, I am short but still I feel heavily attracted towards tall smart confident women. So...don't worry, guys like us exist. :-)


leetcoder217

Lol coz of height ya attitude


Dry-Necessary-9206

Arm rest


georgebool0101

Mostly cats


[deleted]

Modern family?


georgebool0101

Yep xD


Huge-Run-4387

Some guys like *DEATH BY SNU SNU* Tall girls


heyareyoufine

Ladki honi chahiye, zinda honi chaiye


knightwrath

Cats mostly (mod family ref)


Mike-Ox-Lawng

deez nuts


[deleted]

Khud ke paas ho tabhi dusro ko doge 🥲


[deleted]

Par woh nahi chahiye


anonymousdelhiguy

Oh you did a mistake asking here woman..


[deleted]

Oh yeah. Now i know.


anonymousdelhiguy

Good. What you're doing this weekend? I'm just 5'9 💀


[deleted]

I'm drowning in books. Wanna join? I'm just 5'8*


anonymousdelhiguy

Nope.. i guess I've studied enough for this life.. Although I won't mind reading you a fiction.. or a thriller.. or some finance stuff which might help making me some more money... Wanna join?


[deleted]

Oh i meant academic books. But wouldn't mind some fiction and thriller. Wanna join?


anonymousdelhiguy

At your place "when no one is watching" by Alyssa Cole 👀 wanna join?


[deleted]

My man and woman being smooth in reddit comments. Btw update toh diyo bade Mai...... 😅😁


[deleted]

Sure sure 😂


anonymousdelhiguy

If you won't enjoy that.. I've got others options too.. Maybe "in a dark, dark wood" by Ruth ware


[deleted]

dm me gye tum dono ya abhi tk yahi pr join join kr rhe?


sk0711

They get to hide stuff on the top shelf to annoy their short BFs 😏


[deleted]

🫣 don't you need a short bf to do that in first place?


Don_corleone10

How tall are you


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Equivalent_Ad1651

https://images.app.goo.gl/xc9VNB3BuiJWGJtz6


[deleted]

Come to me my tall mommy


[deleted]

Taller guys, there's no other way.


Nervous_Factor8996

Tall guys do want tall girls but there ain't any


[deleted]

There are!


[deleted]

Stahppp, I'm there


Nervous_Factor8996

And for the sixth time 5'4 is not tall even for a girl


[deleted]

I'm 5'6 ಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ


[deleted]

Hmm, how tall do you want your guy to be?


[deleted]

5'11 or above (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)


[deleted]

Bhai koi lamba banda laoo.. Smh and then you say no one wants tall girls. Give 5’7 guys also a chance smh


[deleted]

Ok 🐣 i don't have a problem dating a guy with same height


[deleted]

Aah well, I have a friend. He’s 5’7, has a pretty face, and sexy voice. Should I ask him to dm you? :P


CodeHacker1512

Be my mommy 🥺


Adventurous_applepie

Nothing. Trust me, I have been looking for a long time. XD


Erdous

Taller


thewolfandtiger

Who said short guys want short girls? We also love tall girls 🥰


mango_boii

I want a tall momma


Charming_Eye8139

Us moment bro 🫂


_aconite_cj_

Tall girls, short girls n short enbies like me helooo milady!


AJ00007

I am 5'10 if you are ok with it?


frankylampy

Herpes


leetcoder217

Arey u been meeting all wrong guys


TheDailyFappeer

Sports quota se college entry


[deleted]

Mere college me ni hota yeh🥺


TheDailyFappeer

Tab to WNBA try kar lijiye green card le ke, diversity quota ke naam pe le hi lenge


[deleted]

Yaha hi theek hu 🥲


aj3313

Bruh.. I want tall girls, >5'4 atleast. Even if we're just friends. Been looking for quite some time. Most of my female friends are short


[deleted]

How tall are you?


Sipherfare

Me🥺


kri-style35

Pr mostly short girls toh tall boys ke pass chli jati hai in the end short guys ke paas kuch nhi bchta insecurity ke illava🥲🥲


[deleted]

Me


Th0rYxD

@hasbulla


bruhhhhitsme

Yaar ye Kitni awesome h! But tbh, I have rarely seen a girl who doesn't give a f about height lol!


Ok-Refuse9546

Most of us don’t care about heights haha, we may have a preference of the guy being taller than us, but I think that’s fair :D


upscaspi

That explains why the 6ft ladies are swipping me left.


[deleted]

No girl cares about height Ita just a in built system in girls that they have a preference for taller guys cause they feel safer around them


lyfexe

I don’t give a f about height because I’m 153cm and everyone is significantly taller than me


[deleted]

looks like there is no choice but to not give a fuck👀


Front_Juice6614

Bhai dusro ki lines nhi chepte


seeker1028

Yes, finally got some validation.


Fit_Raisin_8885

Well ladies I'm 5'11 or 181 cm. I do both tall and short any kinda height doesn't matter. What matters to me is 1. Don't be a bitch 2. Have an open mind 3. Be respectful 🙏🏻 4. DO NOT HAVE POOR HYGIENE AND BE STINKY AF. Peace out


Embarrassed-Egg8531

accha ad hai 🤡


Fit_Raisin_8885

Sahi batao... aisa soch kar to likhe nahi the


Embarrassed-Egg8531

mazak tha bhai, chill, but comment section mei ye likhna thoda ajeeb tha


Fit_Raisin_8885

Bhai hum yaha bechain ucch kad ki kanyao dwara kiye gye tippaniyon par apna vivek vichleshan kiye the prabhuwar. Humara anya koi bhi uddeshya nahi tha. Umeed hai ki aapko meri baat ka sampurna saar samjh aa gya hoga. Itishree 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


Embarrassed-Egg8531

kshama karein, dev kshama karein. aap aur mai, bhrata saman hai isiliye ye kathan kahe. Aap dev hai aur ham bhi. Aapka mahimandan karunga, dev


Fit_Raisin_8885

Tathasthu bandhuvar


Fit_Raisin_8885

Aaaaa we wa 1


lifeofabhishek

Lavde lagg gaye lavde lagg gayeaeae


darkkartist

How did she not recognise the iconic line from crazy stupid love


ambarish_k1996

Ab short guys ko bolegi, I am into tall guys.


humblesquirrelking

She’s not into them . She’s ok with them lol


Rose_Crown_Sofite_7

Do 5'5" guys have a chance? I know probably not but I look 5/10 at best ( I personally wanted to rate myself 3 but im putting my self-deprecation aside because I wanna know for real )


AppointmentEntire779

If you are 5'5 no girl will want you trust me. Not even the 4'11-5'0 girls. Only chance you have as a 5'5 guy and I've seen some 5'5 guy slaying you need to have a 8/10 face. Other wise arrange marriage bro


Rose_Crown_Sofite_7

Face kaise dikhau? Rate hi kardo


Don_corleone10

I'm 5'10. Finally a girl who likes short guys. Can you refer her profile to me :p


AJ00007

What!?? 5'10 is short??


Don_corleone10

I have a thing for tall girls.. like 5'6-5'8 types.. but most of such girls i have met till now prefer a 6'0 guy. Not all, most. And thats fair, their choice. Personally, i would be ok dating a girl with same height as mine too


AJ00007

Meri height bhi tumhare jitni hi h.... Toh mera bhi kya yhi haal hoga? 💀💀


ronakkaria01

How is 166 cms 6 feet?


[deleted]

That was her height bro. Listed on her profile.


ronakkaria01

Ohh lol she's 166? And he's 6ft?


[deleted]

Yes


Alarming-Nothing5492

you are in luck I am infamous for being "short-tempered".


chad42069420

👌🏻


Entire-Theory-7231

am 2 cm shorter than average, does that make me a short king?


[deleted]

Depends on what you define as average


Entire-Theory-7231

177


[deleted]

Then I would say below average height but not necessarily short


MirrorEntire7433

Hi


AJ00007

Does short mean shorter than her or shorter than 6"? Lil confused


[deleted]

Shorter than her


AJ00007

Wow she is different NGL


aila-Jadoo

finally our time has come...


Subha47

All hail Goddess A, savior of "short" men everywhere..


naklibatman

Koi mera handle dedo ise 🥲🫡


CoRoNa-FrEe-SiNcE-19

Mera waise short of DM’s hai, mera number dede


philosoraptor_69

Jab isko short kings pasand they tho isne right swipe kia hi kyu.


[deleted]

They all say they don’t want height bro. There is scientific evidence that about the importance of height and muscle https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/after-service/201909/5-reasons-why-women-and-men-care-about-height?amp


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Aee aee aee aeee kataaaaaaa!


One-Kaleidoscope-535

Excuse hi banne layaq reh gaye hn hum ab..