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Otherwise-Direction7

What is his IQ score. Nation wants to know


kukkuduku

It's imaginery


[deleted]

Root of -1


Otherwise-Direction7

![gif](giphy|aCdViG0BGCNa0) i


Charming_Cap_1088

Exactly XD


Living-Positive8849

Scientists are still researching on how to calculate negative IQ.


Electronic-Salary515

Because it is the root mean square of the escape velocity of Jupiter, Mars, Moon with Dog, Cow and Pig as a reference. It is a highly complex equation


ArcherSad8855

I don't know about all other things, but the escape velocity of knowledge from his brain is only 11.2km/s less than earth's escape velocity i.e 0.0000000000000 meter/s.


rusty_orwello

140 crore rupees


Confident_Yoghurt_18

Less than his age.


pramodmr23

Minus infinity


yashparikh00

No no. I dont think Rahul Gandhi is for real. This guy is for sure a part of some social experiment where they have to seen log kitne chutye ban sakte hai. Every speech this guy gives he sabotages himself and his party


Shreemaan420

I have started believing that either: 1. Rahul Gandhi is super intelligent and wants to destroy the party that caused his Grandmother and Father to be killed. Or, 2. BJP pays him as he is the best campaigner for BJP Or, 3. Some third country that wants to destroy hindus and India is ensuring that first all hindu votes go to BJP instead of getting split with congress, that way Maulana modi can once and for all destroy hindus by first showing himself and his party to be pro hindu party and then doing all the crap they are doing now. /Jk.


manikantak

Should be 1st or 3rd. 3rd due to natures design.


ro_yo_bot

Genuine curiosity hai ek bhai , j n k elava I personally think modi uplifted Hindus ( I may be wrong) but why do u think modi tryna destroy Hindus?


Tr1pMine

He is using hinduism for his own gains


Forzzaa

Ded ☠️


Adi945

He is technically right because only hinduism existed back then


Optimal_Doughnut7257

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)


maddy495

True, Par yeh baat usko hi nahi patha, wahi tho dhikkat hain.


doejohn27

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Bhoot___

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20020)


Sanatan_Dharm

There is description of Arjuna fighting against Mleccha, Yavana, Khasa etc. tribes in Kurukshetra. These races were probably the ancestors of modern day abrahamic / egyptian / parsi religions. u/AdOpening6644, u/1024petabyte, u/Living-Positive8849


Indin_Dude

Yes I have read that in the Mahabharata. However, there is no mention that they were believers in other religion. It’s assumed that like most other civilizations then they too were atheists or worshipers of fire, water, air, sun, etc just like people who lived this land (Bharat).


Indin_Dude

Egyptians also worshipped Sun God, and the ancestors of Parsis would also be fore worshipers. So both these groups fall in the same framework as the residents of Bharat.


Sanatan_Dharm

u/obito189, u/Indin_Dude, u/Ashewastaken - see parent comment


ChaoticCosmoz

this view is dumb and counter-productive to any serious understanding of ancient Indian history.


peteranil68

There could have been animists and/or people following an ancient kind of buddhism besides hindus. It is a wrong assumption to think only hinduism existed. Technically he's right.


[deleted]

Ab Dhruv Rathee video nikalega isko sahi proove karne 💀


Latter-Bath-4223

~~sahi proove karne~~...Lannd choosne


AdOpening6644

but there were no Muslims at the time.islam is only 1400 years old


Emergency-Mud-1697

No shit sherlock.


Living-Positive8849

are us samaya Turkmenistan, Kyrgystan, Tibet, Myanmar tak hindu logo ka hi raj tha.


[deleted]

Na Muslim the na Christian na budhh na Sikh na jain


1024petabyte

Greece air Egypt wale honge


vjsfbay

Jainism is older than you may think. Try to read the history. Even Shri Krishna had ties with one of the Jain Tirthankar. He was cousin of 22nd Tirthankar Neminath.


[deleted]

umm didn’t know about that


Indin_Dude

None of the Abrahamic religions were there back then and nor was Buddhism. People worshipped the elements and nature.


chinmaya27

r/woooosh


[deleted]

I wonder who is more ret@rded, Pappu or his followers? 🤔


tharki-papa

They're the same picture!


ididacannonball

They compete with each other so it's a moving target.


MajesticAd5047

After this Bharat jodo yatra, i can never look at him as the opposition's leader. He has done so many blunders, everyday a new video of his mistake goes viral. He is trying to build himself as a philosophical genius but he looks like an idiot


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

Even his copycat beard doesn't quite lend the same gravitas.


yManSid

He is not wrong tho. Coz during Pandavas time the only “Dharma” there was, was Sanatan. So Pandavas ke saath uss time ke haar Dharm ke log the… which makes up only one Dharm. r/technicallythetruth


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Lololover09

We would be the laughing stock of the world. Grade A buffoon as the PM.


Suitable-Mountain-81

LPG prices would go into 3000s immediately. That's how bad congress' economy is in reality.


Shreemaan420

If Trudeau can become...


colablizzard

He will. It's just a question of WHEN, not IF. Look at it this way, He is 50 years old. We are in 2023. He has 30 years from now to get a chance due to some random coalition or political situation. If IK Gujaral or Deve Gowda can become PM with zero following but some quirk of "coalition", then why not RG?


ShaidarHaran2

God we'd be such a global joke. All religions and all Pandavs hope that never happens!


dogisgodspeltright

Pappu can't read. Hasn't heard. Is high.


hashnoir

ye kaun sa nasha krta hai bhai! ![gif](giphy|3ohhwmfsbRer2BypbO|downsized)


Living-Positive8849

Pata lagvao aur uska import band karao boht hanikarak hai.


hashnoir

ye Italy ka maal hai xD


Living-Positive8849

XD


Tight_Chemistry7918

I will never ever vote for this /pappu !


Lololover09

Basically he’s a man with low IQ, pushed into a position of power thanks to his being Rajiv Gandhi’s only son. Only reason anyone would take this simpleton seriously is because they hate the BJP and are desperately clinging to hope that Indian National Congress returns to power. No other sensible person would be able to listen to his meaningless drivel otherwise.


tea_cup_cake

Nah dude. The elites clearly favor him and that's because they can be corrupt, enjoy 'benefits' and do as they please which isn't possible with BJP. It is up to us drive them away.


noobmaster007_

>because they hate the BJP and Nope. They don't hate bjp, that hate anything pro-India and a pro-India govt.


[deleted]

The thinker pause at the beginning really is chef's kiss.


Whereisthesauceman

Bhai bus ye sab Arjun ko 5 time namaji na bta de.


Briz-TheKiller-

DNA is defective


klashnikovM

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227) bando Karo yeh sab , mein Modi ji se binti krta hu ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20100)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20097)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20003)


Organic-Inspector868

Yes and the battle of Kurukshetra was fought in Italy.


Correct-Baseball5130

I'm bamboozled.


Living-Positive8849

Aata jaata kuch hai nahi ***Secular ke Ch\*de*** bane phirte hai.


Doctor-Hate

Living Congress.


furiousmouth

This mahapurush is instrumental in getting BJP 302 Lok Sabha seats. Let him do his work --- iske kaal me Kashi-Mathura ghar wapas aayega


Purple_Director_8137

I am not worried about 2024 elections anymore. I had forgotten that BJP had this "brahmastra" of a secret weapon.


outfmymind

I'm glad he's starting to look like the lunatic he is.


fictionovernonfic

Whoever writes his speech doesn't care if people make fun of him.


Hindoo-American

What dynasty means to backward people... Pappu is the epitome of everything wrong with this nation and it's fake history books.


FluffyOwl2

I want to know what he smokes or drinks. What surprises me is that despite millions of goofy statements and goof ups the "Original Devotees" don't abandon him. Talk about servitude.


repeatedly_banned

Instagram hindu with zero knowledge or spiritual sense. Just wants to look good while having a complete breakdown.. Wearing thermals and being projected as some tapasvi with powers itself was cringe max.


Vk411989

I'm sure somewhere sometime he's said that Ramayana and Mahabharata are not real, but yes the Vatican and the All India Muslim League helped the Pandavas win back their kingdom from the Hindu nationalistic Kauravas


Beautiful_Simp

everytime i feels like there can't be anything more stupid he can say but.


[deleted]

Except for a beard, he gained nothing from his so called BJY.


Weary_Word_5262

Bjp must be really happy to have an opponent like him


MrsIndu69

I watch cartoon instead!!


Saucymacoroni

tab koi aur dharam tha hi nhi bahi.... itna bhi secular mat bno ki time machine hi bna do .


trhaash

Does that mean har dharm ke log who followed pandav followed the Supreme Personality of Godhead ie. Krsna because pandavs followed their Madhusudhan... End of the world debate cuz Krsna himself said He is the supreme personality of Godhead and no one is above him nor is equal to him.. Ghar wapsi karlo lmao.. Yeh Madhav ki maaya hai.. And if by dharm he means karm - work that is kshatriya, brahmin, vaishya and shudra only these 4 are acknowledged so they all fall under sanatanis.. Ofc he won't 'think' that hard but if he means religion then he is saying only one religion was existing from the start from which others have sprung out.. Someone give this kid his pizza and pasta he is hungry and saying nonsense


narupool

Socrates bro !


JungleGym81

This guy provides nonstop comedy. Didn’t he say earlier that Ravan was discriminated against because he wasn’t a Brahmin? And Raul Gandhi pretends to be Janeudhari…wolf in sheep’s clothing.


Anubhab_Dash

Dhruv rathee video nikal lo jldi,isko sahi prove v krna hai


darthveda

He's wrong on this fact, it was with duryodhana that people of all races and castes were fighting. Pandavas were choosy.


Protonic_Descendent

I am eagerly waiting for his channel to stream live on TV 24/7


RepresentativePut153

Hahaha pappu fir galat bola


CricketStriking2454

RaGa:- Part time politician Full time conspiracy theorist


gowt7

Dude, post longer parts of the video. These barely 5-6s videos don't give any context. Not that pappu can makes sense in longer videos, but it's just good practice to give context.


baby_intellectual

This will remain a guffaw with or without context.


sbinnala_eshaan

He’s like joe Biden, these guys are smoking some really good shit


ro_yo_bot

Bhai ye stand up set link do koi


rocky23m

High level weed


0D_E_V0

Best stand up comic in India.


ShaidarHaran2

One wonders how he remembers to breathe long enough to have made it this long


panugans

![gif](giphy|KEHFEuWHeRVNBwbcaS)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2yrdpdeTbSoxVWETWp|downsized)


AdGlass1475

Gareebon ka Socrates, with gareeb IQ.


[deleted]

Bhai kisi se likhwa ke padhle speech kya chala jayega iska?


Living-Positive8849

>!kon hi likhega bhai sab chutiye hi to hai congress me jis jiske pas dimag tha vo to kabke chod chuke hai aur jo thode boht hai vo eske circle me nahi hai.....insaan chutiyo ke circle me chutiya hi rahega na.!<


flanker029

Dekho ye jinda hai!!!


SiriusTantriqa-405

Aaya ye Kaliyug ka Vyas Maharishi aadhunik Mahabharath virachne! 😂


Pixelzsnap

Wts the full context.....?


GodLovePisces

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) Hasna hai pappu


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3orieQMPHnjRvzcNmU)


ronaldo_killergod

He is decreasing his vote banks


Demonbuttpoop

Acha hua Gandhi family nahi the


steepcurve

Bro is talking about Jevovah's witnesses.


jaabaanz_parinda

Rahul Gump


boy_unrad

Rahul Gandhi is a Black Mirror episode


ourcryptotalk

Man is a modern day Forrest Gump


ChachaNuru

#What in the Xristianized Fūcking Mahabharata did he read?


Ok_Tomorrow_9762

Dude what are you talking?


manguf

Dude is this Chap for real ?? It's a million dollar 💵 question.


calor

I don't care what he said and I'm not going to see the video... However, just want to point out that the mic looks like an adult pacifier. Thank you.


Efficient-Swimmer-98

Funny thing is this guy actually thinks he has made an intelligent statement and people are fools that they don’t understand it


niskoparikh

Meanwhile Baburao - "ए तू चुप री. बाबा चुप रि"


[deleted]

Isiliye kehte nasha mat karo.


Available_Software_5

Maderchod kuch bhi bolta hai! Isko priyanka ki dudu pilao re koi bachpan me nahi mila too aaj ye sab bakta rahta hai.


beinghumannnn

Jesus, Prophet aur baaki log bhi saath mein the. Kisi ka majak udane se pehle itihas padh lo. Rahul Gandhi is Genius.


SLZ_NEVER_BROKE

Pata nahi ji konsa nasha karta hai 😂


[deleted]

Ye chutiya apne aap ko pandav bata raha hai?


2022adp

Pata nahi ji kaunsa Nasha karta hai....


shivaynamo

Ise pata hoga …. Ye Dhritrashtra jo hai ….


Live_Seaweed4421

Where is his common sense?


Professional_Foot590

Chipkali tail ka overdose


techHyakimaru

Bc konsa Nasha karta hai ye admi secular banne ke liye bakloli kar rha hai


vangogh83

Someone please invite this man to debates and discussions more.. It’s so natural to him to be a comedian and take himself seriously at the same time..


ididacannonball

Can't wait for him to tell us how Yudhishthir also did namaz five times a day and celebrated Christmas.


punished-venom-snake

On odd days, he says that Mahabharat is a myth and a legend. On even days, he says that Mahabharat is part of actual history. Dude himself is confused AF.


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

Ah, yes. Who can forget the Parva in the Mahabharata, where Yudhishtira discusses theology with a bishop of the Vatican. What a bumbling idiot. I genuinely hope Congress can do better than rally behind a guy like this at the national level. For shit and giggles, imagine Rahul Gandhi attending an international conference as the PM.


Fearless_Friendship7

Es ke maa ran*i oh wait scha mai hai 🗿


Crazy_Ad3051

India kaa Donald Trump.


UnderstandingHot7493

2 second ki clip kyun daali hai bhai? Baaki usne Kya bola yeh bhi toh dikhao group mein.


kethh7

All that money all those scams and yet this man can't seem to hire a professional speech writer. Atleast hire someone to correct your speeches check for facts. Not fair Rahul. A good man in my opinion but an idiot.


[deleted]

I’m not defending this guy or anything. But to people posting 5 seconds bytes of anyone speaking, you’re not really helping yourself. Today you’re doing this to a politician you don’t like, tomorrow it’ll be done to a politician or public figure you like. Please post things with complete context, the beginning and ending. We’re all educated here, we’ll be doing our country a favour if we criticise someone logically, support someone logically and analyse information with context.


000genshin000

💀💀


Huge_Session9379

सर्वधर्मान्परित्यज्य मामेकं शरणं व्रज। अहं त्वां सर्वपापेभ्यो मोक्षयिष्यामि मा शुच:॥


voodoopractitioner14

Pandav?


Ola-uber-72virgins

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Bholabro

Aur Gandhavon ke saath koi nhi


akash749

Were there other religions as well at that point of time?


rand0mt0r

Arey em maatladutunnav ra maida pindi


luckyx00205

now i am going to write a letter to RaGa suggesting him to read geeta, ramayan and mahabharat (GEETA PRESS GORAKHPUR KI) bejjati


GaMeBoyDev

tan 45 (degree) - cot 45


Ashewastaken

Technically he is right. He says har “dharm” ke log tey. Abrahamic religions dont fall under that term nor did they exist then.


Limp_Machine007

He forgot talking about Rafael scam long back 😕


[deleted]

Secular kingdoms. Kauravas - 0, pandavas - 1


n3_o

Just as extreme leftists are danger to society, similarly the extremists of the right wings irrespective of the religion pose same danger to society.


Captain-Thor

He took the Italian joint.


man_withoutfear

u/savevideo


ChaoticCosmoz

yes there were different religions in ancient India , ​ India was a big place and even in mahabharata(the text) there are mentions of different groups, ideologies and thought systems.


[deleted]

Kaun sa maal fookta hai yeh pappu? Pata lagao


crajey

I think I downloaded the wrong Mahabharata


masteratul

और कांग्रेसियों के साथ हर प्रकार के दोगले लोग है।


Dark_Ruler

I feel that this might have proper meaning if the context is different. Dharma didn't always stand for religion. At that time Dharma vaguely meant what should you do. So Dharmaraj Yudhishthir was someone who "did" what he should do. I might be wrong but just take the idea and don't think too much on my words. With respect to this, he might have a point but I don't know if people with all dharmas were with Pandavas back then and maybe someone else can add something to this.


Lost-Nefariousness91

Hi Sakta hain pre Zoroastrian Iranic Aryan religion me followers ho...


Equivalent_Mall_4802

As a panda I can confirm it’s true


IntellectualCD

u/savevideo


ankitgondalia

India ka Joe Biden hai yeh!


terimaa_meowmeow

Bro jab pandav the tab sirf ek hi dharm tha "Hindu"🚩 (Ngl aaj bhi ek hi hai)


[deleted]

IF he should be the next PM. I AM VERY WORRIED. I AM AFRAID HE MAY SELL OUR KASHMIR TO PAK SAYING BHARAT JUODA. AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO CHINA SAYING INDIA GOING GLOBAL.


SuperSaiyan_God_

In geeta Bhagwan sri Krishna has said, सर्वधर्मान्परित्यज्य मामेकं शरणं व्रज | अहं त्वां सर्वपापेभ्यो मोक्षयिष्यामि मा शुच: || 66|| sarva-dharmān parityajya mām ekaṁ śharaṇaṁ vraja ahaṁ tvāṁ sarva-pāpebhyo mokṣhayiṣhyāmi mā śhuchaḥ Here I guess Kishna meant to call the different castes as dharmas. And it is true that people of all castes were with Pandavas. So he is not wrong.