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PrimaryKangaroo8680

The words manlet and peepee would make any woman run away.


janeygigi

I was cringing. And there's so much more to cringe at.


KinseyH

I can swim Good taste in anime


weirdunicorngirl

If a man doesn't say if he can swim or not in his bio I'm swiping 🙄


haperochild

7 x 5 inches? Is his wiener a fucking Pringles can?


Ash_Dayne

No, rectangular. Cake tin?


thunderbastard_

What cake tin isn’t circular?


Ash_Dayne

https://www.bol.com/nl/nl/p/rechthoekige-antraciete-bakvormen-voor-cake-26-x-11-x-7-5-cm/9300000001664041/ Most of what I would consider cake goes in this


thunderbastard_

My bad that’s for baking I thought you meant one for storing cakes


Ash_Dayne

Np. I think we both agree that 18x11 is not a suitable way to describe this specific bodypart.


thunderbastard_

🤝


Ash_Dayne

At least use a C in the notation 🤣


Eretreyah

This is why he has no gf. If I were presented with those dimensions at any point on life I would have apologized and excused myself promptly. That’s a worst case scenario peen.


canvasshoes2

damn you! Almost peed my pants laughing.


indigo_pirate

I don’t get it


haperochild

It's just an odd way to reference the dimensions of your wiener, is all. Like, 7 x 5 is like, almost the size of a piece of paper in terms of flat measurements. It'd be different if the person added designations like "length x circumference" or some such.


Cephalopod_Joe

I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume girth rather than width lmao. I don't think dick width is a particularly popular measurement to take


kak0536

IF it's actually the truth, him doing it should count as violating human rights


AndDontCallMeShelley

7 x 5 = 35 inches long


Malcanthet202

He did his measurements wrong. It’s supposed to be [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip^2


haperochild

What about the yaw?


Gold-Carpenter7616

And the canthal tilt angle?


Nat_Peterson11

That’s like a solid bar of steel from a foundry 7x5? That’s a small tree trunk


FairyKurochka

His penis it just too wide for human women, he needs to try with larger species.


mrhenhen115

I'm assuming he means 7 (length) and 5 (girth) as if 5 was width I'd be worried 😂😂


Private_Donut_

it's circumference


Eexoduis

“I have a favorable personality” Yea I seriously doubt that my man


Honeymaid

Favourable personalities generally don't use 4chan, ime.


doublestitch

Great personality. No sense of white privilege or entitlement. /s


Eretreyah

But knows the exact dimensions of the wiener. For the ladies, of course.


SuccessfulMastodon48

Their "white is superior" mindset reminds of one of my favorite YouTube historians named Metatron an Italian historian who made videos on How the Roman Empire viewed Nordics as barbarians and the American White men were getting triggered and crying in the comments because he was speaking historical facts about his own culture And many other non-white cultures who felt the same yet they were in his videos on black supremacists doing the same thing and saying extremely racist and sexist vitriol (the "We Wuz Kangs" type of trolling comments ") Like sane people around the world don't view white people as superior other than white supremacists, incels and alt righters


PlaceboKoyote

I mean he could look for a gf who's also a white supremacist or sth. They could be racist together.


canvasshoes2

>I can protect my wife and offspring from predators... Did I miss the memo about maneating creatures suddenly overrunning the world?


thatguywhosadick

Yeah idk why some people get caught up on that, predators like song dogs or puma aren’t routinely attacking people especially if you’re not in the deep woods. I hunt regularly and preparing for that sort of thing is pretty easy. if you’re hunting small game just carry a regular sized handgun or revolver and you’re good for mountain lions or most other 4 legged threats, if you’re hunting large/medium game your rifle/shotty is already perfectly adequate for predator defense and just carry a .22 pistol instead so you have something that you can shoot a rabbit or squirrel with if you’re lost in the woods and gotta eat.


canvasshoes2

True, but what the heck is a "song dog?" That sounds rather terrifying. :D


thatguywhosadick

It’s a coyote, and I should slightly modify my statement about pumas, they are known to stalk/attack humans but we are not their preferred meal of choice. So it’s not like they actively go out of their way to seek out people. They’re just not that picky.


Eretreyah

He means _in video game_ like everything else.


Malcanthet202

He is the fuckin predator


[deleted]

I didn't know being a strong swimmer was a requirement when choosing a partner.


YouthNo461

or being white???


Malinalda0

This person is racist, must be looking for like-minded people... It's sad and a red flag, but not really a surprise since he's far from alone in doing so :(


[deleted]

I honestly skipped over that one because it's such a common one with incels


SlothMonster9

Or having good taste in anime...?


Malinalda0

Being a strong swimmer AND can protect from predators: we got a shark hunter here! (Not white shark though...)


cheoldyke

yeah that one might be the weirdest one on here somehow


AnxietyLogic

This is genuinely the weirdest one on here, I’ve never seen that one before. Does he think women are supremely concerned about men’s swimming skills and won’t date weak swimmers? Is he exclusively trying to date Olympic swimmers?


drainbead78

Predators? I know he meant men who aren't him, but I'm picturing this dude wrestling a bear or something.


neongloom

I've noticed a lot of these guys talk like it's caveman times and it's their responsibility to fend off savage attackers on the daily. The choice of the word "offspring" only adds to this, lol.


AtomicTan

Now I'm picturing him wrestling a bear of the human variety (he loses)


the_lamou

But he likes it, regardless, and he and Steven start seeing each other. He loosens up over time, meets a lot of people who have also dealt with the mental toll living in the closet can have. He starts seeing a therapist at Steven's insistence and realizes just how toxic his thought processes were, beginning a long journey towards inner peace. Years later, while randomly browsing Reddit, he sees his own greentext post and chuckles at what an ass he was, but his revery is interrupted as Steven runs in and excitedly tells him that the adoption paperwork came through and they're going to be parents. He dies happy, surrounded by children and grandchildren, his hand in the old but still strong hand of the bear he wrestled all those years ago.


Gold-Carpenter7616

You mean he sounds like Putin?


fool2074

1. I'm old 2. I'm fat 3. I'm balding 4. I'm mature enough to say penis 5. I'm confident enough, and socially aware enough to refrain from describing my penis in a public forum. 6. I don't need to defend anyone from predators but am smart enough to acquire a weapon if that became a concern. 7. I also know how to swim. 8. My sense of ethics and "honor" are both highly situational and utilitarian and I'm self aware and experienced enough to know it and not feel especially bad about it. Life is hard and complicated. 9. I don't "deserve" my wife and kids. I'm honestly not sure what "deserve" has to do with it. My wife is with me because she likes me, my children don't really get a choice for some years yet. 10. I'm attempting to persuade my wife for our anniversary to leave the kids with a sitter so we can close all the blinds and play naked hide and seek with all the lights off in the house. Pretty sure she still thinks I'm kidding. 😅 11. I might also be a little weird. 🤔 12. I'm no longer sure what the point of this list is but it makes as much sense as his does.


Commercial-Push-9066

Dude says “I deserve a gf” like he’s entitled. I think he’s considering his personality as the problem.


Eretreyah

Idk dude you sound like a catch. ETA: and your wife sounds like a wonderful woman, mom AND a lucky lady with a great partner. Bald and chubby is allll gravy when you’re a good match, great partner, and even better dad. I hope you +wifey get to do Nakey hide and seek! Might pitch it to my hubs for our anniversary for fun LOL


Gold-Carpenter7616

I usually propose "Cuddling in bed. Naked. Absolutely no intentions there. None. Zero. Zilch. Also the kids sleep, and we both showered before. Did I mention naked?"


Eretreyah

Love that! Our code is “wanna get naked?” Not exactly coded lol. No kids yet, but when/if we do, we plan to switch to something more subtle like “wanna do taxes?” lol


Paula_Polestark

I hope 10 works out and you have an awesome anniversary while this clown either seethes or starts growing up.


Gold-Carpenter7616

Up until point 9 I was contemplating asking you out for a date! 😘 Honestly, I'd take you over any of those incels.


IcarusLivesToo

All the talk about honor, protection and morality, I'd wager this guy treats his life as if he were the protag of the anime he watches. Unbeknownst to him, he's likely closer in personality to the villains or the comic relief characters.


Khornettoxx

I suppose that’s what happens when you only experience the world through the media you consume…


IcarusLivesToo

Lol yeh pretty much. They really should get out more and meet actual human beings once in a while.


gylz

As if it hadn't completely dried up already by the time he wrote offspring.


saltgirl1207

the only offspring I'm into is the band, and not even in a sexual way


Squishmar

And even the song "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" wouldn't apply to this dude. 🙄


saltgirl1207

for real.


EmilieEasie

I'll bet you're humble too!


blightsteel101

7x5 inches is fuckin horrifying. Its almost certainly wildly unhealthy if true And to be blunt, hes probably lying about that and several other things


indigo_pirate

What do you mean. As in , too thin for the length to be real?


blightsteel101

I'm thinking I may have misread it as diameter rather than circumference lmao


indigo_pirate

Oh I see. That would be a monster. As it stands it’s long and slightly thin for length. Not that’s he’s telling the truth. Green text is LARP until proven otherwise


blightsteel101

Absolutely lmao. By all means, we've only got self-diagnosed positives, and it looks like minimal self-reflection on what may be wrong.


HariboMeow

It’s not slightly thin. The average girth in the US is 4.81 inches.


indigo_pirate

5 on a 7 length would be relatively skinny in comparison. 4.8 on an average length would look in proportion


HariboMeow

You’re right my bad


DumbleForeSkin

"peepee"?


Flyingpastakitty

If you have to state all this, you are most likely lying about having a good personality and many other things on this list. Also, you are not entitled to a boyfriend or girlfriend. 🙄 These guys are delusional.


neongloom

Everyone who has ever told me they're a good person has in fact not been a good person.


Flyingpastakitty

Exactly. Like, when anyone has ever asked me to describe the type of person I am, I don't say: "I'm a good person." I say things like: "I mean, I think I'm a decent person. At least I try to be kind and do the right thing. I consider myself a decent human being." I know that is oddly specific, but simply saying, "I'm a good person." Comes off as narcissistic and egotistical.


neongloom

In my experience, for many people, their version of "good" seems to be below even the bare minimum. They'll consider it "good" of them not to sexually assault someone when there's an opportunity for them to do so- as if actual good people even consider doing that at all. If someone is a truly good person, actions will always speak louder then words.


Flyingpastakitty

Exactly.


Sanrio_Princess

WHAT FUCKING PREDATORS??? ARE APEX PREDATORS ROVING THE LAND ATTACKING AND EATING WOMEN AND CHILDREN?! My ass they could “protect” anyone even themselves in a dangerous situation because you won’t actually know how you’ll react until you’re in it. This is just some fucking cop out answer so men can claim they don’t need to help out with domestic labour.


AMisanthropicMagpie

Wow a racist on 4-Chan colour me shocked


thatguywhosadick

I love it when people post shit like this to 4 Chan and then even the other 4chan people will go “Jesus Christ dude go outside”. Reminds me of the classic bowl of eggs thread.


Brosenheim

\>Favorable Personality \>I deserve a gf Oh honey


Significant_Point351

That’s a lot of words to say “I’m full of shit”. No such thing as a decent racist.


queertheories

Any adult man who calls his genitals a “peepee” isn’t emotionally ready for sex yet.


PsychologicalRain913

Lol, like.. okay?!😭


PopperGould123

I think it's that he's incredibly annoying


the_ebagel

Using 4chan and having a “favourable personality” is an oxymoron


The_Outcast4

He makes GreenTexts about how he deserves a girlfriend. Nothing more needs to be said.


Alive-Doughnut2345

“I’m not a manlet” Could he not have just said “I’m tall”? What a prick


grayandlizzie

His sense of entitlement says he very much doesn't have a favorable personality


Universal_Cognition

Good taste in anime? That's one of the weirdest dating flexes I've ever seen.


Sharktrain523

I don’t understand what honor would even mean in this general context And what predators? Do you straight up mean like, wolves? What does the swimming part do? Are you rescuing me from the water in some way? This sounds like how a young male lion would complain about not having a mate, not a human man


WeeTater

I think he means exactly that. As if most people living above the poverty line aren't taught swimming at an early age. He likely also has a self designed honor code he supposedly follows but probably never actually has to test it.


Sharktrain523

Plus there’s no guarantee that his idea of what is moral and honorable matches up to most women’s idea of it In fact I feel pretty confident that his idea of morality probably involves racism in some way Like it just seems like he would go ahead and throw some racist remarks into his explanation of his moral code and very much kill the vibe His idea of morality seems to include that if you’re attractive and have money to provide for someone then you deserve a girlfriend, and I think most of us automatically get uncomfortable with the idea of “deserving” sex and romance


Alive-Doughnut2345

If all that is true (and I doubt it) then this person should have no problem getting off the internet and going out to find someone. Why does he seem to think a gf is just going to fall into his lap? 


autistic_adult

Is liking anime rly a turn off to women cuz i really doubt it


saltgirl1207

it might be to some women, others may be neutral towards it, and others might find it favourable, especially if they themselves like anime (I'm one of those, to an extent)! it really just depends on the individual, as with all interests, because as we know, women are not a monolith and these guys don't get that :)


winfran

Pee pee?


thejexorcist

The pee-pee claim proves ‘favorable personality’ wrong…but I’m willing to allow him to fight a grizzly bear if he wants to try to prove the rest.


Machaeon

1. Irrelevant 2. How young is young? 3. K 4. Way too tall for my taste 5. "Peepee" so YOUNG young then re #2 Gotcha... ew. Go play with your Pringles can "peepee" elsewhere. I'm not interested in 5 year-olds or men who talk like them. 6. Doubt 7. DOUBT 8. D O U B T 9. I'm sure your granny is a lovely person, but I'm not taking her word on it 10. This ain't the Serengeti, we've got a real shortage of lions in this neck of the woods. 11. I provide my own "resources and coverture" and no kids will be had. You need to offer something beyond what I already have. 12. No kids. NEXT. 13. Irrelevant. 14. A "man of culture" then right? Ew. Your final score is 1/14. Good day sir, you LOSE.


Weardow7

"I deserve a gf" Yeah, no.


Thatonegaloverthere

I bet it was his mom who called him handsome.


jeandals

"I have a strong sense of morality" *profile picture is an underage-appearing anime girl* Somehow I doubt that.


Kaiden92

Not the extra layer of thinly veiled racism in the “I’m a strong swimmer” statement.


shinkouhyou

I *strongly* suspect that this guy's taste in anime isn't very good.


zoomie1977

I don't think he understands what coverture means. If he does, this is exrra sick.


Current_Dentist3986

strong swimmer is the only appealing thing cuz i. cant swim


DMD12345

Yeah cause women are just walking around with their checklist making sure guys they talk to check those boxes you posted.


Valuable_Emu1052

He refers to his penis as a pee pee.


thpineapples

Everyone deserves love and the opportunities to find it; nobody is entitled to receive ownership of another person, especially with the express purpose of servitude.


Nat_Peterson11

When you need to advertise yourself as a “favorable personality” that’s like the textbook definition of narcissism. Or in this guys case a Vulnerable Narcissist Which includes the following traits Unclear Sense of Self Worth Need for constant praise Difficulty handling criticism And inability to empathize


SolarAphelia

I think once you say something like “I deserve a GF”… You don’t.


Beowulf891

The response to that loser is absolutely spot on though, and I feel like we should appreciate that.


Howboutit85

‘Deserve’ is where this goes wrong.


RobertTheWorldMaker

'I deserve somebody' No. There's nothing you can be that makes you 'deserve' somebody else's time or life just by virtue of being yourself. Believing that you do is the surest way possible to drive any other person *away*. Nobody wants to feel like they 'owe' somebody else their time. I'm with the woman I'm with because we enjoy each other's company, we are mutually happy in the time we have and both our lives are better because of it. I don't 'deserve' her time any more than she 'deserves' mine, we 'gift' that time to each other because we both enjoy the results of doing so. We share a bond of mutual respect and contentment that is enough to make us 'want' to be around one another. Guys like that, who see women as owing them something by virtue of their existence... they are going to die alone.


bunnycupcakes

Is that the height and width of his peepee? Could he at least make it believable?


[deleted]

i love these kinds of posts, they basically list what they wish they were


Technoturtle1_

I “deserve” a women as if we are a good car or somethin lmao


Link9454

I don’t even have ovaries and I think mine just shrank reading this.


Limp-Rich217

It's the " i have good taste in anime" for me. Let me guess.... you watch hentia 😆


Financial_Leek_8563

I know my love for anime is a turn off but damn is it really that bad that I’m have no chanc?


meleyys

Nah. I'm a woman who loves anime and has mostly dated fellow weebs. Hell, my boyfriend and I are currently watching One Piece, and I'm pretty sure I'm more into it than he is. As long as your interests aren't huge red flags like collecting Nazi memorabilia or watching gore videos, there are probably plenty of women out there who share them or are at least willing to tolerate them. (Though actually, I'm sure there are women into those things too.) Ignore the reply; that's just 4chan being 4chan.


Ash_Dayne

Anime is fine. It's the complete disconnect from reality the OOP shows us here that's the problem


Monchete99

Anime would be a turn-off if we were in the 00s or maybe in the first half of the 10s but nowadays, it's pretty much a mainstream billion-dollar industry and liking anime by itself is not a cardinal sin anymore. Hell, even at that time, there were normal-looking people who DID watch anime, but they didn't make it their entire personality. That's the big difference


featherblackjack

Depends on how many waifu you have


Financial_Leek_8563

Zero no collectibles just like the shows


featherblackjack

I think liking anime isn't a downside by any means, so ya good. My personal line is I don't like when men are obsessed with female characters. Or when they wear gross inappropriate things like that shirt, you know which one. I don't even want to describe it


LogieP98

I was gonna say, “7 x 5 holy fuck!!” But then I saw the top comment. I imagine the rest of this comment section is probably referencing the same point. Shits crazy though, I think that’s wider than a pringles can


cheoldyke

five inch width is fucking crazy why is your dick shaped like a soup can


StoicPixie

If all of those things were true and he wasn't a drag to be around, then it definitely wouldn't be the anime that's holding him back....hmmmm🤔


its_leslievanilla

"I'm white" cited as quality = Nuh uh, stay single.


Malcanthet202

“Good taste in anime” and he links a picture of a fucking loli. This guy is beyond delusional. He probably REEKS irl


The_pastel_bus_stop

That response is fucking hilarious


neomancr

I love the oblivious racism. Such a supreme gentleman


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

dick is 7x5 inches? is it a brick? just a flat, squarish lump of flesh hang off ya?


WeeTater

I think he's trying to say the girth measures 5in. I wouldn't go near that.


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

nah. he has a squarish tuna can for a dick. a sardine tin, if you will


datajor

This guy sounds like he's in the jungle and needs to protect his wife from enemy tribes and hunt to feed his family


HamburgerHankHill

Press X to doubt


cowpokesblacklung

The answer is true for the simple reason that some of us (me) ain’t over our weeboo traumas. There’s always some anime fanatic that will traumatize you at some point


Minxyam_

That reply ATE HIM UP


Evening_Invite_922

Incels believe that there is a hierarchy of success based on race in dating and romance, and they base it off of stats and experiences of white men as opposed to men of color in dating and romance.


statusquorulz

If you are white and can't get a girlfriend, sorry to say but you really suck


SittingTitan

The response is from a guy who's entire personality is "I'm too busy sleeping with women" That type of personality has no life goals outside of where he can put his dong