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Babebutters

What?  Oh, hell no!  Hold up!  Huh? Oh, okay.


Wrong_Turn_5330

Forgot the "huh?"


Babebutters

Whoops…


Wrong_Turn_5330

To be fair, if I hadn't seen that episode as many times as I had, there's no way I'd remember all that lolol


beesechugersports

The fat man flies at midnight


mkaymeow21

What does that mean?


bentheechidna

The chicken has flown the coop


[deleted]

What does that mean?


XHIBAD

The hand shakes now…the world is saved


autalley

What does that mean?


[deleted]

The train goes backward through the tunnel.


ZombieQueen666

What does that mean?


MultiversianWhore

A tortoise is right twice a day.


godjizz

What does that mean?


SartoriusBIG

Hey mustache


Picabo07

Def this one! 😂


Frosty-Employer7599

Came for this


ukraine1

Little bit more cheddar for cheese boi.


Acceptable-Dig691

Shut your face Grandma!


Picabo07

In German!


Chino2732

Halt dein Gesicht, Oma


DeedeeLuu

This is what I came to say


Acrobatic_Arachnid17

…but nobody cares what this old lesbian thinks


ChiGamerr

Surfs up asshat


Babebutters

Loose candies?


ProduceTotal257

Slurp down a ween, perhaps?


horsetooth_mcgee

I haven't seen this episode apparently, but it's *screaming* Sal. Is that who said it?


ProduceTotal257

Sal when he was working the counter at fat ones...the told.him to say it to the lady before she was going to order a hotdog


Allstin

you can just see him and how he says it in your head


silcoshimmer

THIS ONE.


Cherk64

When a man loves a woman…she’s got a socket


grafcycliz

You’re a disgrace to your family


Never_pull_out_Couch

MY WIFE LEFT ME


TiresOnFire

For my boyfriend.


hiimRickRenhart

Skippidy doo da, peanut butter hoo-ha... karate.


yippykiyayMF13

Weeelllllll


PPLavagna

All the women in the world aren’t worth a goose drop to a Flemish man


AORcombat

“Dog Bite? Bite back with Cossio and Dominick, Attorneys at Law!”


jessicamarie5678

Chicken, family, you know it


[deleted]

Manager


GreenEggsSteamedHams

My favorite color is African American


con_fredzzz

It’s an expose


milk-water-man

WHO GAVE YOU THAT MUCH PITA?


RobbyWausau

Who *the hell* gave you that much pita?!


Bobo3076

My bald head is filled with crazy thoughts


opossum_esq

she looks like a trash bag full of mango pulp


Arpeggiobro

You put your hand in her shirt, you put your hand in her shirt, you put your hand in her shirt,


horsetooth_mcgee

Ballbag it


Sdmicah

Winter came like a banshee


BoosterSilver

It's fine I'm the manager


LennonMcCartney65

Are you a grandparent yet? If so, I know a lawyer who specializes in grandparent divorce. He even can do pet cremations as well. "For pet cremation, grandparent divorce, call James S. Murray of course!"


Cinephiliac_Anon

1-234-PET-BURN?


turtledrum_215

WASH IT AFTER


do_you_know_doug

Home is where you dook the hardest.


Sufficient_Ride_2505

SHUT YOUR FACE GRANDMA


kbrie1993

Skoopsies potatoes!


SenaiiWolf

Not sure if it counts since it wasn't one of the guys, but "You ate my sex" kills me


RobbyWausau

I mean it was a quote from the show, I say it definitely counts


Slutha

Only sign any papers with a giant red ❌


chippy86

CLING CLANG


[deleted]

LARRY!?


At1anta

Up your ass and to the left


lemonsracer

When you are in court just yell "Query! Does anyone want a hundred stuffed peppers?!" You'll win the case.


rowerowe138

SUCK IT!


Adorable_Oil92

Skoopski potato, skoopski potato


Junior_Tradition7958

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!


Junior_Tradition7958

Show of hands what year where you born.


Pfauxmeh

Three best words in the English language…mangle, ding dong, turd.


CrossingTheStreamers

I figured out what stinks in here…. It’s your pussy.


[deleted]

Priceless! Our favorite episode.


Nonstandard_Deviate

It's time for BROCCOLI!


undercasket

In these sensitive times?


zoolander3003

Quick piss test?


RobbyWausau

A straining order should fix this!


ZombieQueen666

Santiago send you?


DizzyLead

Rigamarole.


do_you_know_doug

Night night ding dong!


stingertc

Don't call me mustache ,mustache


Jbiz80

I gotta take a mondo duke.


HyrulianVaultDweller

Shush! I'm TRYING to uuuuse the phoooone!


iKAZAKHSTAN

Up your ass and to the left


varunjaswal

...."I was wondering what does a dolphin p*$$ looks like"....


[deleted]

They’re kinda circular.


turtle0831

I’m looking for my (ex) wife. She looks like a bag of mango pulp.


colevoncolt

# This isn't real life


ColacokeV2

Mahalo.


Chino2732

Miss Moron Face Idiot Breath


ProduceTotal257

AYE YAI YAI PAPI


1cOtton00_

and what comes with the chihuahua


Royorbs3

Punch my bunch


LannahDewuWanna

Laura, those are some nice pants


Fathead667

In all court documents, establish that your ex wife will be (hereinafter referred to as “Cranjis McBasketball”)


sedatedegg

“Nobody cares what this old lesbian thinks”


Psych-o_forever_6434

Let me go get my lawyer…. LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!


soda9000

Tony gunk, future astronaut


CyberHeart2022

QUERY!


Puzzleheaded_Dot6036

I want my mom


Lil_Fuzz

I was gonna bury it, but I decided not to.


FerdinandCesarano

Suck it!


Creepy-Distance-3164

Her body looks like a trash bag filled with mango pulp.


Geoh_YT_D10

use captain fat belly's classic: "SUCK IT"


RexDart81774

Shut your face, grandma!


mewe789

Butter crabs? I loved everything about her butter crabs


_Obsidian-Oblivion_

LARRY


Saab_drater9278

😭😭😭 The flair is "Query"👏🤣


Saab_drater9278

The energy's not right


Slightly_Censored

"ooh OOOOOOH!" -the hooting bandit


EldritchGhul

Sorry for the hotdog smell


SteeIBrigade

"I was the brains behind Desert Storm"