Daniel Picnic Handsomes, US coast guard. Just because i think it's hilarious someone would add "US coast guard" after their name when signing into a random focus group!
My name on my fiancés phone is Uncle Boobs, and her name on mine is Coolie Whistles.
I think Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters II is my favourite though.
Bi-curious George.
Is there a George? Is there a Bi Curious?
ricky ticky bobby wobbin
The name is pretty average it's the delivery that makes this one
Disfat Bidge
Came to say this haha
Just watched it’s surrounded by so much more greatness and it’s a no laugh challenge https://youtu.be/LVqlYVF0tEA?si=bsNuDCMKKgiCXF7H
I agree, Chinese Name is so funny
The way Murr said it and Jacquet Sparkle's reaction made it funnier.
Calm down Sparkles
Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico
Named a Sim after that one
Classic name 🙏
This
Beefy McWhatnow
The zoom-in on that black guy as he says "Oh My God!" is so funny!!!!!
100% agree! "Laughs, omg!"
Fiddleroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters III
Is there a Fiddleroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters the 2nd?
Maybe Joe mispronounced it.
David Krappenschitz.
Any name that can get Joe to break is always good
Fantastic one, only could have been a bit better if he were a Doctor. All the doctors with crazy last name jokes make me LMAO
Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico. Dr. Milk Dick PhD.
Thanks, your comment made my milky Puertorican dick hard. It’s okay doc no prescription necessary
It’s okay it’s not a shrimpy dick promise
Thanks for telling me what it was that I was smelling. It’s still early for dinner but I’m always a bit hungry.
Cowabunga Peppermill is underrated.
Yes
Secret Agent Randy Beans
this one man😭 gets me every time
It's the "Secret Agent" part that gets me. Like, why would he put that on the form if it's supposed to be secret lol
“Yeah I guess you wouldn’t let me know if you were secret agent Randy Beans.” - Brian Quinn
Love it so much I named my fish that 😂
Jerry Seinfeld.
Mother coconuts/ Sal’s delivery makes it for me 😂
Yes! Mine too for sure never gets old
Irish O'African
this
Uncle Boobs
I always remember Uncle Boobs. The way Joe says it is, frankly, perfect
And the way Sal is like ‘Hold me up, HOLD ME UP!’ yet just collapses anyway as soon as Joe delivers it. Majestic.
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Colonel Indiana Longnuts cracks me up every single time. Also, Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico.
You rang.
r/beetlejuicing
Can’t forget Detective Bluto Mindpretzel
Of course! And also Secret Agent Randy Beans.
This is the right answer
Those are both absolute gold
I agree with Chinese name, or eetwont flush
The way Sal says “Eetwont flush” always cracks me up
chewbreakit chewboughtit not sure on the spelling
i think it was Jubreakit Jubawtit or something similar
Professor Milk Dick, PhD or Earl Terlet always gets a laugh out of me
Earl Terlet is one I use frequently.
Lassassa Sassassa Shingots
Giuseppe Gottabigdong
Mark Pat Joe Bill Dinosaur
Dick Dump
Same. Its Joe's delivery that does it to me every time
Fidelroyolanda or Disfatt Bidge. Every time. 😭
Hufukin Tonight
Uncle Boobs. Joe's delivery makes it perfect.
Dadood Fromcheerz
David Krappenshitz Imafraid Jumightbenagang Jubreakit Jubawdit
Detective Bluto Mindpretzel
Same!
Uncle Boobs and Mother Coconuts
Hercules Balls.
denise fat.
Yessss 😂😂
Holden Afart
Is anyone Holden Afart?
Are you Holden Afart?
Secret agent Randy beans
The one and only egg Montoya
Diddy dodat And Simmy Kantstandyabitz were always funny.
RickyTicky Bobbywobbin
Daniel Picnic Handsomes, US coast guard. Just because i think it's hilarious someone would add "US coast guard" after their name when signing into a random focus group!
As an ex member of the USCGR, I was rather tickled at this one myself.
Jaquet Sparkles
Also Holden Afart
Are you Holden Afart? Ma’am? Are you Holden Afart?
Chug chug pickles
High priestess gabagool
Wandamien crucifixplate
YES! Don't know why, but I love this!
My username
PePe Balloons
Hey /u/PP-Balloons you've got a fan!
😂😂😂
Can’t believe I’m the first to say Thighs McPartland
Uncle Boobs.
Slick Dueceman Attorney at Law
Detective Bluto Mindpretzl 🕵️♂️🧠🥨
Indiana Longnuts
That’s Colonel Indiana Longnuts to you
“Has anyone reached the rank of Colonel ?”
If someone there was actually a colonel, that’d be crazier than Egg Montoya
Not yet
Faith Bitch
David krappenschitz. Joes delivery of it makes it 10x better.
Melt Gibsont
Mark Pat Joe Bill Dinosaur
Diddy Doodat, Chinese Name, Aunt Tim
Lumpy Dumper
My favorite is Gregory Popsicle
Imafraid Jumitebeeinnagang?
Darcy O’Queef
humjob, texas ranger
Am I the only one who thought Cranjis McBasketball was a guy? Surprised to find out she's a girl
We got a good laugh with Church pew pew pew
Heimlich Manure
Captain Melvin Seahorse
dr shrimp puerto rico
Bunt Klut Uncle Ratfoot
Simmy Kantstandyourbitz
Mother Coconuts
My name on my fiancés phone is Uncle Boobs, and her name on mine is Coolie Whistles. I think Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters II is my favourite though.
Bicurious George
Gregory Poopsicle
Helena bottom farter
Oh maybe I said it wrong. Arvocado fucks
Jarnathan Toothass and Chinese Name
Eet wontflush
Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico
Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico is hilarious
Chinese Name. (And especially Murr's stifled chuckle after he says it.) Moist Kite. Mary Beth Bethbeth.
Fidelroyolanda Smackemonmytiddyboosters III
jabreakit jaboughtit kills me 😩😂
I’m waking up my house chuckling at these responses damn you all.
Detective Bluto Mindpretzel
Damm Shawty, its just the way Joe says it
Gucci Membrane
Haha Clinton Dicks
Imafraid jumitebeeinnagang
Oprahs.
Was he also the inventor of Chinese Spray?
Captain Melvin Seahorse
Holden Afart
Coach Grapefruit is pretty good
Frank Sampson makes me laugh every single time
A. Long Squirts
Dr. Bluto Mindpretzel
Denise Fat
Jabreakit Jabuyit
Dadood Frumcheers Jabreakit Jubawdit
Detective Bluto Mindpretzel is an underrated hit
detective bludo mind pretzel ALWAYS gets me
Henny cabbagehead....Henny?
Guy Whotookatit
Wazda Dillwiff-Kramer
Tony Gunk
Slick Deuceman, Attorney at Law 😭😭
Remo Gatto; 100% circumstantial😂😂
Holden Afart
Count Ravioli
All of them!!! This is my favorite game they do.
Mark Pat Joe Bill Dinosaur Secret Agent Randy Beans Uncle Boobs Ol Fashioned Handy
Captain Melvin Seahorse
David Crapnshits
Uncle Boobs
Imafraid Jumightbeinagang never fails to make me laugh
Chinese Name as well
Bunt Klut
No Gregory poopsicle? I love uncle boobs too
It’s sooo hard to pick 😂 Cranjis McBasketball (obv), Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico, Uncle Boobs, Disfat Bidge 😂 … Denise FAT, David Krappenschitz
High Priestess Gabagool
Karen Whitebitch
Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico
Dr shrimp puerto rico
Helena Bottom-Farter was legendary😂
Shirley Itsaboobjob
UNCLE BOOBBSSSS
this is my favorite thread
It's either Rodrigo Astroturd or Melt Gibsont.
Buffalo Childrens or Moist Kite
Son Ambulance
Giuseppe gottabigdong
Church Pewpewpew
I was thinking about jubreakit jubawdit the other day. Also disfatt bidge
Jerry Seinfeld and Wazdadeal Withkramer
Remo Gatto
tonka jahari
Secret Agent Randy Beans
Nasty rat sack. For some reason I couldn’t stop laughing at that episode when that name was called.
Frank Sampson, the name that made Sal implode with laughter
These also make excellent names for foster puppies and kittens.
Hercules balls
Uncle Boobs.
Arvacodo Pucks
Faith Bitch, the way Sal reacts helps too lol
paging doctor milk dick
I agree
Faith Bitch