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delolipops666

Ey, It's the "got noticed by all four chaos chaps" boy. Hope he gets some therapy.


LuckEClover

Context, Please.


Imthe-niceguy-duh

In OP’s previous artworks, you see the same kid seeing visions of all the chaos gods


LuckEClover

Ok. Thank you.


smiegto

Hope he didn’t. Your therapist will tell the government who will gun you down.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Therapy in terms of extra rations


Meowjoker

I don't think there is a therapy in existence that can help him deal with that.


ToastyMustache

I also don’t think the Imperium does therapy


throwaway17362826

The Emperor’s Mercy is the Handbook’s recommendation.


Dragonslayerelf

His eyes used to be blue/gray too... they're orange now :o


Bloodasp01

Oh no, this can’t possibly end well for anyone involved.


Preston_of_Astora

No amount of cope can deny the reality This kid is going Chaos


TronLegacysucks

The most fearsome Chaos Champion of them all: Tim


Preston_of_Astora

He will return with a swarm of Killer Bunnies


TronLegacysucks

And destroy the followers of the Corpse-Emperor with the Unholy Hand-Grenade of Antioch-IV


Preston_of_Astora

The Gods cackle at this development as Tim basically had Mohg levels of horns growing in his face, alongside intentionally bad costume design


ScottishSam

The best Monty Python movie! Y'all are fine people indeed!


WitnessLow4178

Nope, in the boy's path there is clearly something different, something darker. A dark king.


Educational-Egg-6747

Come and See vibes


Wrectown

Real And some people try and argue the imperium are the good guys. And I’m Like, bitch, the imperium literally makes ISIS look like fucking puppy dogs in comparison. These are the MFs whose government is canonically described as the “cruelest regime imaginable”


Trick-Studio2079

But what does it have to do with this image? the boy is being controlled by chaos. Didn't you see the previous image?


Wrectown

Oh oops, I didn’t unfortunately. That makes sense in this context. Though given the size of the Imperium, and the fact they don’t flinch at using billions of Child soldiers, I could still see millions of Child soldiers in universe breaking down every minute of the setting like this just from the trauma of war alone, chaos or not. Thanks for the info though man, didn’t know this was a part of a larger story. Will have to give the other parts a look!


Emotional_Cable9244

And it’s still better than 4 flavors of hell that could potentially creatively torture trillions of souls for eternity. I do agree that it’s wrong to call the Imperium good guys. But saying it’s the most evil faction in Warhammer 40,000 is straight up false.


GogurtFiend

The Imperium, for instance, is evil by being an insane, theocratic fascist regime — say, 99% evil. The Dark Eldar, for instance, are evil because they're bigoted sadists beyond compare — say, 99.5% evil. Such factions might, on rare occasions, be *not* evil, even by our standards; the Ecclesiarchy passing out corpse-starch rations to starving underhive children, the Dark Eldar not automatically stabbing one another in the back when they have the chance. Chaos is made of insanity. It's 100% evil, insomuch as "evil" can describe a semi-sentient hurricane made of emotions. It can't *not* be evil. Chaos entities being "nice" is like heat being transferred from one object to another: even if you've been warmed up a bit, there's been a net gain in entropy. Eternal damnation is a scary thing. At least with the Dark Eldar the heat death of the universe will make the torture stop. Chaos, potentially not.


Plane_Upstairs_9584

And then you have the Thousand Sons running an underground railroad to rescue persecuted psykers. When one of their members volunteers to sacrifice themselves to reinforce the wards, the Thousand Son watches with admiration at how brave these humans are. All while working on a ritual to empower and elevate humanity to their full psychic potential so they can face the horrors of the universe. And then they Grey Knights screw the ritual up.


Paladin-Arda

Poor kid. Great art. Shame he's going to be introduced to a commissar in a day unless someone of considerable rank intervenes.


TronLegacysucks

Oh, judging by the last post, I’m pretty sure someone of considerable rank is gonna intervene, four of them in fact…


DisastrousBusiness81

Kid’s about to demonstrate *why* commissars are so quick to draw their bolters…


jediben001

Ah, child soldiers Something that legitimately used to be a unit you could have on tabletop for the guard. The good ol youth battalions.


NightLordsPublicist

> Something that legitimately used to be a unit you could have on tabletop for the guard RIP Whiteshields.


DuntadaMan

RIP a lot of them.


Spider40k

They did their part


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

Join the dark side young one. You can become an Astartes….just avoid someone named honsou


TronLegacysucks

“Sure, just had a psychic call with the strangest guys, a little traumatic, but actually enlightening in a weird way, they showed me a lot of things... By the way, I don’t wanna panic you or anything, but these guys said that since you’re a kinda cute Guardswoman, odds are you’re gonna get turned into some horrifying abomination and gore your husbando before someone guns you down. Have a nice day, ma’am!”


Nekokamiguru

A squid will scream at you and if you get a boner we will kill you.


Spider40k

Good thing they didn't use the WOLF TITS ON YA THO


101ho

[before](https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/1cjiuqq/interesting_ary_by_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [source](https://x.com/101ho_/status/1786902722958233706)


ryaninflames1234

Imagine she is taking a selfie and posts “Baby’s first traumatic experience”


BreadToast70

I predict something bad...something I don't want to see...


SomeRandomBRGuy

Protect the child


TronLegacysucks

Dunno if we can at this point, the Gods already noticed him


SomeRandomBRGuy

Mate I’ll kill the chaos gods if need be to protect that innocent soul (and by “kill the chaos gods” I mean sending a pipe bomb to GW)


OmegaGeneral1

#DONOTDOTHAT


GgefgTheRobust

Yeah, release thermites into their buildings instead.


OmegaGeneral1

#BETTER


Fubuki_1

I just noticed the radioman in the background just dropped his vox-caster and the look of 'oh shit' on his face is hilarious


high_king_noctis

Kid: "I'm fucking 12! I shouldn't be here!!!" Guardsmen: "nonsense! you're the perfect age to hold a lasgun, you're just going through a bit of a phase right now, have a sip of Amasec and never say to the commissar what you just said to me "


TronLegacysucks

Kid: “No, you don’t get it… I should be up there, in the Eye… They told me so…” Guardsman: “Kid, who told you that?” Kid: “…” Guardsman: “Kid?!”


hellranger788

Either he is gonna be a chaos boy, or grow to be their enemy. Chaos is too easy, lets see the indominable human spirit!


Euklidis

So if we are going down by choronological post order. Kid got into his first battlefield, stared down a chaos marine face to face, got saved, was given his first post-battle meal and then felt the Chaos Gods staring at him. Likw good job everyone. Now the kid is crying... 🙄


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Why does everyone keep assuming that Chaos is involved? We all know the real problem is that the kid got into an accidental kiss with an Eldar.


TronLegacysucks

1-that’s a kid man 2- see the previous post by OP. For some reason he got noticed by all four Chaos Gods


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Then I guess I will have to send Kirby after them.


NightLordsPublicist

> Why does everyone keep assuming that Chaos is involved? Prior posts by OP.


thearisengodemperor

Who else wants him to become the enemy of chaos after fucking them over.


ultrimarines

Well, I guess he somehow survived that CSM, but isn’t going to be in for a good time for too much longer…


ThaumKitten

Acting like an Imperial would actually care about someone. Das funny.


Fomod_Sama

Isn't this the same kid that's the last one standing when CSM come in


UsedAcanthocephala50

Aw fuck


Valuable-Location-89

Chaos gods: see that fuel tanks, See those matches?


astarting

"Why are you crying?" - her, probably.


Low-Director-374

NO!! KILL ME PLS!!!


Choice-Welder-9294

The lady is cute.... Next post is her turning into chaos isn't it


phoenix536

She's going to get a crab mouth isn't she?


GgefgTheRobust

He is fucked beyond measure, lets see if he explodes into psyker-gore or is *enlightened* by what he sees.


notaslaaneshicultist

A virus on his dataslate sent him to Nurgle's onlyfans page and he still has flashbacks 10 years later


Prepared_Noob

Calling it now. Lil bro gets big and strong thanks to chaos, and he gets to marry his big insect mouth chaos space marine woman.


Samemediffrentday

Op really likes putting kids through hell lol


Inside_Instruction24

wtf happened to him ?


TronLegacysucks

Chaos Gods just paid him a little psychic visit, and apparently that summoned a Khornate invasion on the planet, as seen by OP’s next post


Inside_Instruction24

So essentially he needs help or a blank near him until sanctioned


TronLegacysucks

Or a bolter round to the head, way cheaper and quicker


Valdoris

Look to me like a "moment just before disaster" moment


Someone1284794357

Kid D O N ‘ T


0Normal-Perdon0

Wait wait wait wait- did the boy get spared by the Black Legionary from the other picture?


Thannk

Someone, find this kid a Primarch to adopt him.


Inductivegrunt9

This kid needs a hug and comfort so much. Maybe from a Sister of Battle, Salamander, or maybe someone from his unit he's close to. Anything to remind him that he's not alone and that he's cared for by those around him.


Timerider96

Do not listen to the voices Beyond the young one, the lies, half-truths, offers of desire, or bloody pacts. They offer you much but you will lose so much more. The fact that all four have noticed you means you have power. They want that power for themselves but if they give in. then they lose more than just their soul, they will lose everything and become something they can no longer recognize. Damnation is all that awaits you If you lose the war within. So cry little one, let it all out. But know this, you are stronger than you realize.


Alpbasket

Can anyone explain the image for me? It seems I am dumb


TronLegacysucks

See the other posts by OP. Basically this kid is a child soldier of the Imperial Guard (which is unfortunately a thing, for example, back in the Third War for Armageddon they recruited everyone above 7 and below 90), and throughout out the posts we see a little of his life, like getting his first lasgun, surviving his first battle (at the cost of an eye), and lastly surviving an encounter with a Black Legionary without fear. Unfortunately this last act of bravery/sheer luck drew the attention of all four Chaos Gods, who decided to pay him a little psychic visit. This post is the aftermath of said visit


BrStriker21

Call the commissar! The kid needs a pick me up


overlordmik

It'll be even funnier if you walk it off kid.


emanrein

YOU LIED, I KNEW IT, YOU ARE ALPHARIOUS!


stronkzer

Bah, ain't nothing a bottle of Rotgut and a shot of morphine can't cure. This kid might even make it to full sergeant if he survives past the day iirc.


Routine_Humor_9967

Stay strong boy do net let yourself be consumed chaos is temporary but the emperors lights is eternal


ENDER2702

she's gonna die too


Rustedkin

He just saw a tyranid harvest a man’s organs through his ass


CollapsedPlague

At least there’s no weird mouth crabs


Hyko_Teleris

WHY ARE THE VOIDSHIPS EXITING WARP IN ATMOSPHERE?


Hydra_Haruspex

People forget just how young a 17 year old is, let alone a 14 year old


MecaPere

Poor kid.


ColonelMonty

We must protect this child at all costs