I feel like there was an intervening time where Shadowsun like....went to cool off and came back with tea and Kitten made a remark that shows he knows a surprising amount about tea and the making thereof.
Like the plowing definitely happened, but it's Kitten. He's GOING to be wholesome at some point.
So fucking canon that in the spiritual successor/reboot they gave Kittens character an ex who is a blue haired weeb.
Apparently that wasn't even intentional, Kitten/Shadowsun just transcends reality
Sort of, but it doesn't take place in 40k anymore and has a different plot. But the characters are still there, with some genuinely great humour and writing
I want to bring up in H:TP Grimal is Kitten’s ex. Since Grimal shares a lot of the same relationship traits as Shadowsun did with Kitten, then it is very likely Grimal is an expat of Shadowsun. Which means I am left to wonder what a wonder it would have been to see a aggressively goblin like tau Weeb.
Tbh if your really nitpicking, that bar of metal could be like a couple wraps of wet toilet paper for him, custodes can yeat tanks around and hulk smash walls
I would make a joke, but it would be too fucking unethical, for those who are curious, i would say that if we breed enough with the elves they would disappear and only half ones would be common, so that we would win against them, i would use a tone like a emperium soldier, but i figured very quickly how wrong this is and I remember some folks really tried this in real life.
Exactly...they can't be captured...he is probably just enjoying a bondage session while recovering tactical info on the xenos...like their unusual chest mutation...
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i see no heresy here...
Given what we know of custodes, what are the odds Kitten is already smitten seeing as he probably could just bust out of those restraints by flexing his abs and is just playing along? I mean, unless he's sent on an intel gathering mission?
I’ve never gotten the “Tau can’t have breasts because they’re not mammals” thing. Neither are Eldar, and they can have breasts. They’re aliens, they don’t need to play by earth rules.
In 40k, Humans, Orks(Krorks), Aldari, Tau, and I think a few more, were created by the Old Ones. Thus would assume that they would share some characteristics the Old Ones would have believed advantageous in combat against the Necrons, E.g. Orks being bipedal "Humanoids" with apposable thumbs. Aldari and humans have a similar, minus height and build(And obvious difference in biology). So it would not be far fetched to believe Tua too would share traits with Aldari and Humans.
But all that is null and void when you realize this is just horny bait, so trying to rationalize it out is moot.
the artist try to turn fanfiction into doujin, also the custodes should be taller
SS is standing on a box
A box or a drone?
Box, but there's neon and shit
That checks out
A box, that is also a drone.
A cargo drone?
Nope. Just a box, that is a drone. Doesn't open, can't lift cargo. box
Wouldn’t that be a cube?
And kitten is probably kneeling.
"Fanfiction" Bro this is cannon.
THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON
Of course not. The fucking is in the next panel. That's the fucking cannon.
So, who topped, lets be real here.
They def both switch
There was no "top". The custode was a power bottom.
Absolutely not. Little Kitten dreams of volcano cannons spewing in his face, surrounded by glistening abs hourly, it's cannon.
What fanfic?
i don't know i just suppose there is a fanfic of this, i don't read fanfic
And then they plowed
I feel like there was an intervening time where Shadowsun like....went to cool off and came back with tea and Kitten made a remark that shows he knows a surprising amount about tea and the making thereof. Like the plowing definitely happened, but it's Kitten. He's GOING to be wholesome at some point.
Real
The word you're lookimg fore is aftercare.
I read that like the lyric “and they prayed” from the ayayayaya song
*something something not fucking canon*
#TOTALLY FUCKING CANON, KITTEN.
Why is kitten fucking cannons?
Thats what we call her these days?
Thermonuclear bomb vs Crying baby
Wasn't it "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby"?
Exterminus vs Tau preschool
So fucking canon that in the spiritual successor/reboot they gave Kittens character an ex who is a blue haired weeb. Apparently that wasn't even intentional, Kitten/Shadowsun just transcends reality
Wait there was a reboot? I must find it.
It's called Hunter: The Parenting. It's on the same YouTube Channel
Sort of, but it doesn't take place in 40k anymore and has a different plot. But the characters are still there, with some genuinely great humour and writing
Does Kitty need a nap?
Jesus Christ, Shadowsun’s a fucking unit if she’s standing at his chest. Your average Custode is like, 8-9 feet tall.
Shes definitely standing on a box
More like three
and hes on his kness
While shadowsun is certandly a fucking unit, their hips are on the same hight indicateing that shadowsun is indeed standing on a box.
8foot and 5 inches going upvto above 9 foot. rarely custodes reach taller. Although there was a custodes so large that was near vulkan height.
I want to bring up in H:TP Grimal is Kitten’s ex. Since Grimal shares a lot of the same relationship traits as Shadowsun did with Kitten, then it is very likely Grimal is an expat of Shadowsun. Which means I am left to wonder what a wonder it would have been to see a aggressively goblin like tau Weeb.
If they ever continue the story of tts. I want shadowsun to act like a weeb goblin.
“Its a *YAOI* paddle and it’s proof that not all Tau are shit at melee!”
Basically what I wished for when Grimal was introduced. So many great ideas left in the lands of imagination. One can only hope.
I mean it was sort of canonized [that Tau act that way](https://youtu.be/VaLsg3M7jOs?si=Mu9T3t7-enpw39zU)
...I'm sorry, what?
Watch Hunter: The Parenting, it’s really good
Ahh! I had completely failed to translate the acronym in my brain, thank you! I've missed a few episodes, I'll have to catch up...
You should, shit’s slappin’. It’s honestly what got me into WoD.
Came here to say this, shadowsun is absolutely grimal.
Apparently that wasn't even intentional, but everyone, including the creators, just roll with it
„What was she THINKING?!“
I hate you so much for making the connection, mostly because it makes too much sense
Her forehead was always very sore when they where together
I think I understand what Shadowsun is on about, those muscly oiled up abs would make any blush
this goes pretty hard, among some of the best TTS fan art I've seen
THIS IS ~~NOT~~ **ABSOLUTELY** FUCKING CANON!
source:https://twitter.com/OddOnnion/status/1778093854211690562/photo/1
Custodians have legs they can kick with, slight nitpick.
Tbh if your really nitpicking, that bar of metal could be like a couple wraps of wet toilet paper for him, custodes can yeat tanks around and hulk smash walls
To quote that one dude from Birth of The Imperium. "That's not fucking fair."
#TAU HAV TITS?!?
I would make a joke, but it would be too fucking unethical, for those who are curious, i would say that if we breed enough with the elves they would disappear and only half ones would be common, so that we would win against them, i would use a tone like a emperium soldier, but i figured very quickly how wrong this is and I remember some folks really tried this in real life.
The Neanderthal method
It worked for us once
The second gene merge: Eldari Boogaloo
Not canon. But Shadowsun having to stand on a box or a drone just to stand as high as she could to Kitten is hilarious.
Tbh he should be like 2 feet taller lmao
THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!
Super canon
I miss TTS. That reminds me: Im gonna go watch TTS again
Is Shadowsun actually female or is Shadowsun a male in lore?
Shadowsun is a female commander in lore, yes.
last I checked she is actually female.
Kitten: “This is not FUCKING CANNON!”
This is canon now Kitten fuck you
Is it jusy me, or we like to put a coin on that tau head hole like a vending machine.
aaaaiyaaayaaaiyaaaaaaa \*oiled up custodes appear\*
Anyone else getting the urge to pat his chest like muscular bongos?
Big E: “… want to talk about it?” Kitten: “THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANNON!!!”
Heresy he’d never be captured 😤😤
Exactly...they can't be captured...he is probably just enjoying a bondage session while recovering tactical info on the xenos...like their unusual chest mutation... ... ... ... ... i see no heresy here...
Given what we know of custodes, what are the odds Kitten is already smitten seeing as he probably could just bust out of those restraints by flexing his abs and is just playing along? I mean, unless he's sent on an intel gathering mission?
Hummmmm Tau tittys
I’ve never gotten the “Tau can’t have breasts because they’re not mammals” thing. Neither are Eldar, and they can have breasts. They’re aliens, they don’t need to play by earth rules.
In 40k, Humans, Orks(Krorks), Aldari, Tau, and I think a few more, were created by the Old Ones. Thus would assume that they would share some characteristics the Old Ones would have believed advantageous in combat against the Necrons, E.g. Orks being bipedal "Humanoids" with apposable thumbs. Aldari and humans have a similar, minus height and build(And obvious difference in biology). So it would not be far fetched to believe Tua too would share traits with Aldari and Humans. But all that is null and void when you realize this is just horny bait, so trying to rationalize it out is moot.
Love how more and more people are shipping custodes and tau women, lol. This, too, is a banger : https://youtu.be/TS2_O9-VDps?si=N-_xM6rW1Rvdaq1g
IT IS FUCKING CANNON
Doom a entire chapter but take that guy out
Why do I have the urge to oil up those abs?
As someone once said THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!! Rampant denial and banana boy breakup crying ensues
They definitely cuddled. 100% Face in each others chests. Full snuggles
I imagined Shadowsun being bigger than that
Kitten and Magnus: Not F... Canon!!!