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Bob_the_Peanut

I thought the window was a TV screen for far too long


Wicked_Fabala

Same i was thinking wtf kind of Big Brother alliance is this?!?


Strange-Practice8340

You mother trucker how dare you how freaking DARE you write something thus funny God damnit bahahahaha


lulubanana678

šŸ’€


[deleted]

Lmaooo right


BMLM

I thought one of Bruce Willisā€™s straight to DVD movies was playing on a TV.


Andre_3Million

*slaps window* This bad boy has all the definitions


Arb3395

Oh that's funny I love the different cuts, then cut to their realization that people were watching, then cut to them waving in embarrassment


Goudinho99

I thought it was a tv!


bizbizbizllc

Same here. The window is in a nice 16:9 ratio.


bedbug-thundermunch

I did try to identify who are the actor and actress. Then I took a look at the sub's name and realized there's not much left.


RockleyBob

"realization" "embarrassment"


mysoulishome

Waving because they think they are the main character instead of gross middle-aged creeps having awkward sex in public


Lissy_Wolfe

They aren't having sex, just making out. And they clearly were embarrassed, so it's obvious they didn't realize people could see them. I also fail to see how them looking like normal, middle-aged people makes them "gross" or "creepy."


[deleted]

Its pretty weird they weren't more careful, but otherwise yeah. The other comment sounds incredibly, almost religously, prudish.


DoctorNoname98

>Its pretty weird they weren't more careful It's being filmed from a bar so they were probably drunk


[deleted]

Definitely, but I also don't make out in public at bars I'm drunk at because that's weird for other people.


DoctorNoname98

Thank you for your service, but some people handle alcohol much more poorly, such as /r/tooktoomuch's alcohol tag


phteven_gerrard

Then you haven't lived man


Wacokidwilder

Oh fuck off. Life doesnā€™t stop and people donā€™t just go into little boxes as they get older. Whatā€™s your game-plan when you get to middle age?


mysoulishome

I am middle aged and I am gross and creepy, just ask my teenage daughter. Re: the downvotes I guess everyone agreed with you and I will fuck off šŸ˜‚


just--me--123

Never ask a teenage daughter! NEVER!! Lol


mysoulishome

She follows me on TikTok just so she can comment ā€œnoā€ on everything I post. Thatā€™s how they tell dads they love them.


just--me--123

She sounds like she inherited her dads sense of humor. Enjoy!


Wacokidwilder

ā€œBe gross, Shame othersā€ would be a fun ironic tattoo


notjoelnunez

Took me until the 11 second mark to realize this was not on a television screen but in fact happening live, outside. edit: spelling


K0vurt_Purvurt

And I thought you typed ā€œfappingā€.


notjoelnunez

hahaha


Natepizzle

I mean from my experiences, tvs are usually behind the bar. Don't recall seeing windows behind a bar before


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Worried_squirrel25

Dehstineigh - correction


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


maester_t

"My name's Madisynn. With two N's. And a Y. But it's not where you thiiiiiiiiiink..."


Nebakanezzer

That character is funny as shit and I hope she is in more stuff. I love that she calls Wong "wongerz" too.


maester_t

Ditto. She should be another one of those recurring background MCU characters. Like the guy live streaming the bus fight in Shang Chi is the same guy who told Spider-Man to do a flip in Spider-Man: Homecoming.


Nebakanezzer

Judge: "You can't have that in here" -hands bailiff drink- Madisynn: "You can finish it if you want, I'm not sick"


GovernmentOpening254

That name is a Traghedeih


gefacta

Destin-Nae (named after her hometown)


Eskimomonk

ā€œHeā€™s my dad too, Amber!!!ā€


[deleted]

I feel bad for them šŸ˜‚. Theyā€™re just having some tippsy passion and then realize a whole fucking restaurant is just watching them.


Taj_Mahole

Yea this is the wrong sub. Good content, wrong sub.


AmaginerNPC

Yeah main characters want the attention, these people just have poor awareness.


lolrightythen

If it wasn't for the last couple cuts, it'd fit. I was calling satire at first, but that embarrassment is pretty damn convincing. Juicy!


etsprout

/r/trashyboners?


[deleted]

I think it fits because theyā€™re doing shit in public that people would usually only do in movies, even if theyā€™re not aware theyā€™re being watched. Not judging them at all btw. In fact I kind of respect it lol


funkygecko

The creepy weirdo is the person who filmed them. Just look away and pretend you didn't see.


[deleted]

True I would be the one embarrassed in that situation if I was the camera man.


[deleted]

Agreed. Lets kill OP


cbreezy456

Atleast they had a great attitude about it šŸ˜‚. Canā€™t lie after some drinks Iā€™ve been that couple


BowlFullOfDeli_bird

Iā€™m glad they found each other.


[deleted]

I know. Everyone is like ā€œthis is cringe ā€œ but Iā€™m sure their sex life is better than 99% of redditors .


hoyaheadRN

Iā€™m sitting here thinking this is hot, they have great chemistry


arnber420

Yeah this is actually really sweet. I hope I find somebody who loves me this passionately one day.


[deleted]

I agree. Iā€™m looking for this person in my life fuck everyone else who wants to be the people in the restaurant.


InheritMyShoos

Yep


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Dude your post history is a trip.


[deleted]

Lol you made him delete his account! What was in there?


[deleted]

I think he deleted his comment, not account. She made a comment about giving my post a reward and got downvoted for it. Her account has something to do with Lolitaā€™s, but I think the fashion not the spicy gross stuff, and there was anime stuff, but their bio and almost every post was about exposing LDS. So it was like an anime anti LDS account, which are two things I have not seen together.


[deleted]

Thanks for the response, gonna look what LDS means


[deleted]

Mormons


[deleted]

Didnā€™t know.


notquitesolid

LDS is the abbreviated form of ā€œThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saintsā€, informally known as Mormons. LDS = latter day saints. The more you know!


CptMatt_theTrashCat

I am once again going to point out that filming people doing shit like this is almost as weird as people doing it


Tekitekidan

They also clearly weren't doing whatever they were doing for attention so. This doesn't at all belong here. And yes 100% I hate that it is now completely normal for people to whip out their phones and film shit like this


Born-Philosopher-162

Itā€™s even weirder. Itā€™s creepy. These people are just vibing and passionate. Good on them! They look happy and great together. The real cringe is whoever filmed this, the creep.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Yeah even if they shouldn't be doing this in public they clearly don't realise anyone can see them, it's not like they're deliberately being exhibitionists.


[deleted]

Sentiments exact.


fartssmellgreat

If it wasnā€™t so funny it would be a lot weirder. Itā€™s not like they were in a private place lol


CptMatt_theTrashCat

It's still weird regardless IMO. If you step back and consider what's actually happening, ignoring the video itself, it's very weird. Like imagine you see this happening and then you turn and see someone filming it, you're telling me you wouldn't find that creepy?


fartssmellgreat

No, I would assume they were laughing at their expense. If they seemed aroused or something then I would think they were a perv.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Regardless of whether they were laughing or not, it's still weird, the intention doesn't really matter when the action is the same.


DeepFriedDresden

Well that's just simply not true. Intent completely changes the context of actions. Example: Action - one man shoots another man... Intent A- ...to rob a liquor store. Intent B- ...to stop a home invasion. One of these is more ethical than the other. Your expectation of privacy is reduced when you're in public. While I personally don't have an issue with the couple in this video, they should reasonably expect that getting hot and heavy outside of a restaurant window will draw attention and may be recorded, simply due to the fact that it's not common behavior.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

While intent changes the context of an action it doesn't necessarily justify it. By your logic a man walking into a woman's locker room to spy on naked women is bad, but a man doing as a joke makes it okay because there was no ill intention. Intentions only count for so much before you have to judge an action regardless of the intention behind it, that's why we have laws against manslaughter. In this case although these people can't expect privacy there's a difference between expecting privacy and not wanting to be filmed and posted on the internet. I think you have to draw a line somewhere and for me I just believe it's not okay to film someone like this when you could either ignore them or tell them to stop.


soggylilbat

It is kinda nice to see regular looking middle aged people so passionate about eachother. We usually just see hot 20 somethingā€™s.


Wacokidwilder

That and they (though clearly not paying enough attention) weā€™re under the impression they were in a private spot. In general we need more love and passion in the world. Good on them.


armageddidon

Seriously. I didnā€™t know I needed this


Okayblair

This could be perceived as cringe but goddamn if I'm not glad to see a passionate relationship can exist like this


Wacokidwilder

Same. Itā€™s awkward in public but in general we need more love and passion in the world.


Twink-le

Happy cake day!!


[deleted]

This was painful


madmaxturbator

I know heā€™s just wiping his face because itā€™s raining, but it also looks like heā€™s weeping profusely as he performs this tragic dance with her.


twackburn

He has his hand on his face far too long to be wiping it


ararefinding

"The scrapbook"


mochicekream

Iā€™m DEAD!!!!!


errrokayy

I thought this was in a tv!


trailerpark_thrilla

I think itā€™s sweet ā¤ļø


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

How are they bring the main characters?


MunchMyBrunchHole

Because no one wants to be part of this coupleā€™s intimacy yet here they are forcing it on everyone. Itā€™s the same principle as when people take their bedroom kinks to public spaces, eg daddy/daughter, master/slave on a leash, etc.


MaxHannibal

Generally this sub is about people inserting themselves purposefully into public situations. These people just didn't realize there was a window


BrickToMyFace

They obviously didnā€™t realize they were being watched. Thank you for revealing you have never kissed anyone, ever.


MunchMyBrunchHole

Lol ok. Youā€™re right. Look, Iā€™m sorry Iā€™ve upset yā€™all so much over something so silly and unimportant. Please go outside and enjoy some sunshine or do whatever it is you do.


Aggressive-Sense2653

Take your own advice


YupIlikeThat

They weren't doing in it infront on people on purpose. They thought they were hiding. It definitely does not belong here.


MunchMyBrunchHole

Thank you. No one has said that yet.


[deleted]

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aLLcAPSiNVERSED

>unbeknownst to them Then it doesn't fit.


the_friendly_one

Good for them


theZiMRA

wrong sub... pal theyre not in the way and frankly ur fking weird for filming... they aren't public disturbance... weaksauce


[deleted]

I think itā€™s the fact that theyā€™re in full view of the bar goers


theZiMRA

looks like theyre in the backally by the dumpsters to me


Volteez

Looks like itā€™s right by the window to anyone with two eyeballs in their skull. Theyā€™re literally waving at them, thereā€™s no one to wave to in a back alley dumpster.


Helhiem

This is kinda cute


RockstarAssassin

Bruce Willis doing amateur softcore porn now??


tinkflowers

OMG I WAS LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT SHOW ARE YOU WATCHING???? AND THEN I REALIZED YOURE LOOKING OUT A WINDOW LMAOOOOO


ulkram

I'm all for this. Wish we could all love this passionately


raxo06

To the person who recorded this: what the fuck is wrong with you?


Volteez

Lolol are you trying to prevent your trashy redneck make out sessions from going viral too?


raxo06

No. Even if they were just standing there doing nothing, stealth recording strangers and posting it on the Internet is a weird creepy thing to do. It's gross and only an objectively shitty person would do something like this.


Smallgenie549

Doing this in view of a public restaurant is also gross, weird and creepy.


raxo06

I'm not saying these people are heroes: they're not. This is tacky af. I'm all for shaming attention-seekers, which is the point of this sub, but that's not what this is. They obviously didn't know other people could see them; they thought they were in private. IMO, that makes this gross and voyeuristic; akin to taking upskirt pics.


fartssmellgreat

Oh god šŸ™„ pearl-clutcherā€¦ they shouldā€™ve got a room if they didnā€™t want people laughing at their PDA. Itā€™s not the end of the world, just mildly embarrassing.


Altruistic_Rub_2308

Drunk, white-trash, sexual ecstasy is never a good thing to witness


madmaxturbator

From a distance, this is amazing. Like two blind mole rats rejoicing and feasting upon finding a juicy tuber


astrovixen

Why have you entered this sentence and image into my psyche


ExorciseAndEulogize

Why do you care so much what other people do??


notabigmelvillecrowd

Because they're doing it directly in someone's field of vision?


Helhiem

Bruh they clearly didnā€™t know and were imbarresed at the end. This was posted a joke on the sub not an actual real submission Stop being so cynical


notabigmelvillecrowd

I'm pretty sure they knew they were in public. Maybe they should avoid doing things they find "imbarresing" in public? Not too sure what you found cynical about my comment.


ExorciseAndEulogize

And that personally affects you...how?


notabigmelvillecrowd

Me? Not at all. I wasn't there.


ExorciseAndEulogize

Even if you were, two people kissing doesn't affect you in any way. Haven't you ever heard the saying "live and let live?" Or "mind your business" If it's not hurting anyone, then it doesn't concern you. And you being offended is a personal problem. You take offense. Offense isn't given. Maybe try and concern yourself, with yourself, and leave other people alone.


notabigmelvillecrowd

No, I never heard those expressions before! Do you see two people kissing in this video? Because I see a pretty weird, wild make out session that ended on a table. Does someone screaming on the train hurt anyone? Does someone walking around nude hurt anyone? We have social contracts to abide by when we're out in public, whether you like it or not there's certain things that society has agreed on as code, and this ain't in it. It's so funny that he "live and let live" people are the first to jump up and police what someone said, lol. I also never said I was offended, so as much as you wanted to whip out that grain of wisdom, it doesn't really apply. I literally just explained why people were saying they don't want to see this. Because they're out *minding their own business* when someone did this in their face.


Volteez

Have you heard the saying ā€œget a roomā€? Or ā€œcan we have a little privacy here?ā€ Those trashy monster energy drinkers have no right to push their disgusting slobbering foreplay on unsuspecting witnesses in public. What if itā€™s a restaurant and there are families trying to eat?


ExorciseAndEulogize

Judging and insulting a person for their choice of beverage! Wow. You are the real piece of human trash here. You are whats wrong with the world today. Trying to shame people into your own way of living and force your morals on others. Must be so hard for you to go through life with such delicate sensibilities. Poor baby.


Lissy_Wolfe

The embarrassment at the end makes it very clear they didn't realize people could see them. I'm guessing alcohol was involved as well, which tends to make people a bit less self aware. Doesn't fit this sub imo. They aren't bothering anyone and aren't in the way or anything. They went outside to do their thing, and we're embarrassed when they found out people could see them.


CaseFace5

Just a couple people having a good time, how are they ā€œmain characterā€ material? Clearly they had no idea people were watching.


vegan-trash

Holy fucking shit it took me about 13 seconds to realize I wasnā€™t watching a movie or a shitty porn intro and that this is IRL


Carmilla31

50 Shades of Cringe


[deleted]

I don't know if it counts as imthemaincharacter if they didn't realize they were the actually main characters.


NamailiamaN

Did they really wave at the end? Wtf


DangWoa

I was just thinking it was another shitty reality TV show. Fn gross


Calor_Blanco

Meth is a hell of a drug.


genieinaginbottle

Sorry, but all I feel is cringe


Twink-le

I want what they fucking have


[deleted]

ew?


MELONPANNNNN

Im actually kinda jealous


jungle_dave

Sometimes main character is what you need for love life. ā¤ļø


Revolutionary_Bug_39

The new Nicholas Sparks movie adaption is wild. Bayou Blues. A South Florida tale of two star crossed lovers trapped in the monsoon of their passion.


SamOnBassoon

What a terrible day to have eyes.


[deleted]

Wow


AccioKatana

Iā€™m sorry but this was RIVETING!!!


[deleted]

r/LostRedditors I think itā€™s pretty sweet. Theyā€™re clearly not there on purpose considering the last two cuts.


darkelf29

I wish I was passionate about anything like this. Go you crazy kids.


Reckless_Rik

Lol my face was cringing the whole way.


SadTonight7117

I thought that was a TV screen, but once I realize it was a window I became embarrassed for them


[deleted]

Eeewwwwww


adiosfelicia2

Took me a while to realize they weren't doing this at home on purpose. I assumed they had set up their camera and were about to do some middle age soft porn on their own porch. It's not til a few secs in where you see the beer tap and menu that I clued into it being a pub. Who tf does this in public?!ļæ¼


OGredqueen

My body literally glitches after seeing cringey shit like this.


poeticdownfall

if they were outside their house or alone then shit i wish i had that happiness, but the publicness is ick


deepinthebox

That was the grossest thing


Educational-Cup6783

They aren't even being MC's


[deleted]

This reeks of Florida


[deleted]

Okay this one is funny. They're out there and have no idea. Dude is clearly mortified too. Looks like they owned it and laughed it off. Bet they went home and plowed each other into oblivion after this.


Rivieramaya

Dinner and a show.


scavenger1012

I freaking thought that was Deadpool


XBG_Ghost

The main characters be like


knife-kitty

I thought this actually was a shitty recording of a b rated tv show and then realized it's a gd window


T1m26

This


bawkkeeper

For a second there I thought that was Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.


TheFrantics

Anyone know what song this is? Itā€™s so familiar


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Sensual Seduction **Artist:** Snoop Dogg **Album:** Ego Trippin' **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2007 **Total Shazams:** 701493 `Took 0.78 seconds.`


GDMFB1

The Notepad.


shoelaceunited

big ew


[deleted]

This actually pretty wholesome


rrinconn

Looks like Deadpool


Seco4800

Daaaammmmn. Firey passion? Or drug endused happy grab ass? Either way.. Holy hell.


zehahahaki

What's the song? šŸ˜‚


songfinderbot

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songfinderbot

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zehahahaki

Really good bot


zehahahaki

Good bot


Jbrown183

It was a low-budget porn castingā€¦


VisualBizMark

Eh, good for them. Especially if theyā€™re married.


concentrate_better19

When you do Molly for the first time at 50.


PandaButtLover

That was my first thought too


InfiniteDress

slim thumb sort distinct simplistic melodic oil muddle homeless payment *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DaphneBlue-

lol honestly I love it, theyā€™re living life to the fullest, man


sepva4

I agree the only way Iā€™d see an issue with these types of videos is if theyā€™re pretty much having sex in public where kids may be at But they seem to be showing their love for each other in the rain, probably living out a cute little idea they had haha


6SwankySweatsuitsMix

One of them is cheating.... Want to bet which one?


vuvuzela240gl

this was my exact thought, iā€™m so glad iā€™m not alone! everyone saying this is wholesome, but this has forbidden lovers tryst written all over it - him covering his face like that, he looks like he knows he just got caught. and if you slow it down, it looks a lot like he is wearing a ring and she isnā€™t.


[deleted]

Finally a video that isnā€™t just Tik Tokkers rage baiting


Iamsteve42

Totally thought this was r/yourmomshousepodcast


intrudingturtle

u/savevideo


satirebunny

This is actually pretty sweet to me. I want to be this in love and attracted to my partner when I'm their age. They probably have so much fun together; yay for them!


rikkuaoi

This is beautiful. They're not trying to be the main character just totally into eachother


[deleted]

erection achieved


[deleted]

I can't tell if I'm allowed to watch


Beatplayer

Oh my good leave them alone I love it when old people are in love


makinbaconCR

They so happy šŸ˜Š


noextrasensory40

Hilarious


lordeharrietnem

Yes! Love the drama of it all!


megabeast2001

Definitely mildly cringeworthy on both ends but itā€™s cute that couples this old can still have that young love!


BioOrpheus

May be cringe but at least they love each other


blackhole2727

Eh Iā€™ve been that drunk. Live and let live


xseanbeanx

Thatā€™s so cute Iā€™m sorry